deleted user 24.07.2006 14:26 |
BUSHISM'S "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. " - George W. Bush "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. " - George W. Bush "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush "The future will be better tomorrow. " - George W. Bush "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world " - George W. Bush "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur " - George W. Bush "For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush " Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush " It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " - George W. Bush "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush God he's thick..... |
Haystacks Calhoun II 24.07.2006 14:30 |
The president is getting his daily briefing. The aide giving the briefing concludes with: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" |
I♥The80's 24.07.2006 14:54 |
He has poor grammer as well for a president......in one of his recent speeches about stem cell research he said: "Many of these children was....." "was"??? Isn't it supposed to be "were"??? |
Maruga 24.07.2006 15:25 |
Bush is stupid, as a person and as a president. |
Mr.Jingles 24.07.2006 17:02 |
STUPID THINGS BUSH HAS SAID: Funny STUPID THINGS BUSH HAS DONE: Not funny |
Mr Mercury 24.07.2006 17:02 |
How about his latest one at this years G8 to Tony Blair who had just entered the building Bush: "Yo, Blair. How are you doing?" Blair: "I'm just..." Bush: "You're leaving?" link |
Mr.Jingles 24.07.2006 17:05 |
<font color=green><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: How about his latest one at this years G8 to Tony Blair who had just entered the building Bush: "Yo, Blair. How are you doing?" Blair: "I'm just..." Bush: "You're leaving?" linkYO YO YO It looks like Bush has more ghetto in him than Condolezza. |
flash! 28068 24.07.2006 17:07 |
<font color=green><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: How about his latest one at this years G8 to Tony Blair who had just entered the building Bush: "Yo, Blair. How are you doing?" Blair: "I'm just..." Bush: "You're leaving?" linkLOL! Those two love-birds! Both crap at their jobs! Seeing as Bush says stupid things... did he say your signature... because that is total crap too. lol |
deleted user 24.07.2006 17:14 |
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush ... um wow... no comment on how stupid that is IM A DEMI KRAT xD |
Mr Mercury 24.07.2006 17:20 |
Yeah Flash! he probably did say my sig at some point!! |
beautifulsoup 24.07.2006 17:21 |
This will definitely be a very long thread... |
flash! 28068 24.07.2006 17:23 |
<font color=green><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: Yeah Flash! he probably did say my sig at some point!!lol! Didn't he say something like "I've had many role-models and inspirations. George Washington, Jesus Christ, the current president of America, Kermit the frog..." I swear he did. |
Gone. 24.07.2006 17:24 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:LMAO!<font color=green><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: Yeah Flash! he probably did say my sig at some point!!lol! Didn't he say something like "I've had many role-models and inspirations. George Washington, Jesus Christ, the current president of America, Kermit the frog..." I swear he did. |
Sherwood Forest 24.07.2006 18:09 |
oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives please |
Sergei. 24.07.2006 18:21 |
Jamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseI looked for some at Walmart, but the clerk told me they were out of stock. |
I♥The80's 24.07.2006 18:29 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:HAHAHA! He's such a moron!! Has anyone seen how much late night show hosts make fun of him? There are many videos on youtube from Jimmy Kimmel's "unnecessary censorship" skit that are HILARIOUS! Would it be okay if I post them?<font color=green><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: Yeah Flash! he probably did say my sig at some point!!lol! Didn't he say something like "I've had many role-models and inspirations. George Washington, Jesus Christ, the current president of America, Kermit the frog..." I swear he did. |
That guy who digs energy domes 24.07.2006 23:03 |
<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:Why is it no matter how many times I take out the trash, you keep coming back?Jamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseIt's not our fault, we've been reading too many posts by you, it affected us negatively. |
great king rat 1138 25.07.2006 05:43 |
Jamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseHow's the guyton Jamie? XD |
user name 25.07.2006 16:58 |
Play nice, kids. While it is obvious that George Bush has said some humorous things, it should be duly noted that many are taken out of context, and even more are understandable when put into the perspective of spoken word vs. written word. However, there is still a part that is simply him being stupid; we all have our stupid moments, he just has them a little more often (if not, then under much greater scrutiny). Therefore, it should be fine to laugh at Bush. If you don't want to laugh, then it is also completely understandable why you would not want to. |
Micrówave 25.07.2006 18:00 |
It also should be said that the US is a far better place to live than anywhere else. Our gas is cheaper Our Nuclear Power is stronger Our food is better Our drugs are cheaper Our TVs have 10-100 times the channels than yours Our clothes are made better Our gangs are more violent Our cars are second only to Japan and we can spell GEORGE correctly!!! Just wait till we get our next President!!! |
Sherwood Forest 25.07.2006 18:31 |
great king rat 1138 wrote:its great! yesterday i threw it against the wall to see what would happenJamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseHow's the guyton Jamie? XD |
Sherwood Forest 25.07.2006 18:32 |
<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:i dont care what effect i have on you lot-Jamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseIt's not our fault, we've been reading too many posts by you, it affected us negatively. people can learn to think about what they do and say and this thread is absurd. So if ur really that influenced by me then seriously grow up and learn to think for urself |
user name 25.07.2006 18:42 |
Jamie SureWould wrote:Considering all the threads that have been in the QZ Personal Forum (and otherwise), can you honestly say that this one is absurd? If so, how? I haven't even seen one slang reference to genitalia, as of yet.<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:i dont care what effect i have on you lot- people can learn to think about what they do and say and this thread is absurd. So if ur really that influenced by me then seriously grow up and learn to think for urselfJamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseIt's not our fault, we've been reading too many posts by you, it affected us negatively. |
Sherwood Forest 25.07.2006 18:50 |
<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:yeah actually ur rightJamie SureWould wrote:Considering all the threads that have been in the QZ Personal Forum (and otherwise), can you honestly say that this one is absurd? If so, how? I haven't even seen one slang reference to genitalia, as of yet.<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:i dont care what effect i have on you lot- people can learn to think about what they do and say and this thread is absurd. So if ur really that influenced by me then seriously grow up and learn to think for urselfJamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseIt's not our fault, we've been reading too many posts by you, it affected us negatively. but i just get pissed when people from other places take jabs at my president- even though his intellect is questionable it just makes a mockery of the US |
Mr.Jingles 25.07.2006 18:58 |
Jamie SureWould wrote:Personally, I wouldn't be so proud to say "MY" president.<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:yeah actually ur right but i just get pissed when people from other places take jabs at my president- even though his intellect is questionable it just makes a mockery of the USJamie SureWould wrote:Considering all the threads that have been in the QZ Personal Forum (and otherwise), can you honestly say that this one is absurd? If so, how? I haven't even seen one slang reference to genitalia, as of yet.<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:i dont care what effect i have on you lot- people can learn to think about what they do and say and this thread is absurd. So if ur really that influenced by me then seriously grow up and learn to think for urselfJamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseIt's not our fault, we've been reading too many posts by you, it affected us negatively. Yet putting that aside, mocking an individual doesn't mean that you're actually mocking an entire nation. Perhaps if a group of people is offended, then it's probably those who voted for that moron. |
Sherwood Forest 25.07.2006 19:11 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:yeah i didnt vote for him but seriously get over it hes our presidentJamie SureWould wrote:Personally, I wouldn't be so proud to say "MY" president. Yet putting that aside, mocking an individual doesn't mean that you're actually mocking an entire nation. Perhaps if a group of people is offended, then it's probably those who voted for that moron.<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:yeah actually ur right but i just get pissed when people from other places take jabs at my president- even though his intellect is questionable it just makes a mockery of the USJamie SureWould wrote:Considering all the threads that have been in the QZ Personal Forum (and otherwise), can you honestly say that this one is absurd? If so, how? I haven't even seen one slang reference to genitalia, as of yet.<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:i dont care what effect i have on you lot- people can learn to think about what they do and say and this thread is absurd. So if ur really that influenced by me then seriously grow up and learn to think for urselfJamie SureWould wrote: oh give me a break people what lives you've all got pathetic all of you, get some lives pleaseIt's not our fault, we've been reading too many posts by you, it affected us negatively. |
Mr.Jingles 25.07.2006 19:21 |
We're actually looking at the bright side of life by making fun of him. In a certain way you can say that's our way of "enjoying" the fact that he's the commander in chief. |
That guy who digs energy domes 25.07.2006 23:29 |
Heres the GOP letter I got, it shows he has pissy handwriting link link link My webcam doesnt focus well and I had it propped on a chair, its the best I could do |
john bodega 26.07.2006 03:38 |
"yeah i didnt vote for him but seriously get over it hes our president" Yeah it's that "America = the World" thing again... He isn't 'our' president, he's 'your' president! This thread is obviously supposed to be lighthearted. Whether or not he's a moron, one can still find entertainment in some of the things he's said. If you don't like the premise of a thread, why the fuck even post in it? Though; funnier than any joke in this thread, is it's misspelt title. Who is "GEOGRE" anyway? Is that some kind of medieval warrior? |
deleted user 26.07.2006 06:49 |
People chilleax im a 14 year old girl that was born in America ITS A JOKE and if you cant take it DONT RELPY! |
yamaha 26.07.2006 07:27 |
As a Republican, and a reasonable person, I was able to laugh at what Presidenet Bush says and does sometimes. God knows what kind of things we say about the French, Tony Blair, or the previous German chancellor(Schroeder or something). It's not that I hate Europe or the people, just the typical attitudes of some european leaders. |
Micrówave 26.07.2006 12:45 |
<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: I haven't even seen one slang reference to genitalia, as of yet.RECTUM |
deleted user 05.08.2006 00:20 |
As an Aussie, I don't know what I am nebt to think of Americans, but everything George Bush has saidn is stupid, Infact I have a DVD of stuff he has said, George W. Bushisms |
RETROLOVE 05.08.2006 02:40 |
<font color=violet><b></b>Je$$iLuVsQueen wrote: "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush ... um wow... no comment on how stupid that is IM A DEMI KRAT xDHa! He really said that...what, LOL! |
RETROLOVE 05.08.2006 02:47 |
"Fool me once, fooled me twice...if ya fooled me once, you cant fool me again!" -George W. Bush |
eenaweena 05.08.2006 02:49 |
LMAO! he is so... whack. |
Smitty 05.08.2006 13:59 |
You could sell CDs of the "Bushisms" and it'd make the top 20. Hilarious. |