Hey there QZ-ers...
How about MoanZone.com as a name for this site, instead of Queenzone?
INFACT instead of MoanZone.com It should be..
MoanZone.comPLAIN.............. PERFECT AYE!
I'm quite clever you know. Some of you are actually sniggering as you read this, but you can't publicly admit it - coz you're so unfair and unwilling to be balanced.
There is MUCH more moaning and whinging and grumbling and picking old resentful envious scabs - and ignoring poor Serry (see his post on Page 7 of the John Stuart moving in to the archive thread - poor sod... He says he gets ignored a lot!), goes on here, than constructive productive educational informative groundbreaking talk or research about the band Queen. LOADS more moaning.
Your slogan could be...
COME TO MOANZONE AND MOAN ON THE ZONE LIKE A CLONE...
ALONE!
all day and night. A lot of you - especially the kiddie moaners and the seasoned Gripers - will love it!
You know it makes sense.
If ever whinging becomes an Olympic event, some the tedious first division Moaners on QZ will make the national team - be the pride of MoanZone - and come back home after the games with a pocket full of GOLD medals.
There, you see, something constructive CAN come of all this tedious whinging, after all.
"Moanzone! Moanezone! Moanezone! Moanezone! Moanezone!"
I can hear you all now, shouting at the TV, encouraging your fellow QZ-ers on, as they out-whinge every other nation on Earth... even America! Watch those whingers go! In a league of their own.
Honestly... the amount of negative, dreary, gloomy whinging and moaning that goes on here, THIS site, and which WAY WAY WAY outnumbers the moaning and gloomy grumbling that goes on on ANY other Queen site, is extraordinary. It's unprecedented.
See... you've got me moaning and whinging now, with you, and I didn't even mean to moan. It just sort of happened. Damn! QZ complaining is SO catching. It's like a virus...
"Spread your moaning wings and whinge away.... whinge away... whinge away" JOIN IN WITH ME... "Pull yourself together, coz you know you shouldn't whinge so often... that's because you are Moaners."
"You should have been sweeping up the MoanZone bar."
Come on Moanzone (Queen fans???) have a winge at this now. You can't wait. You're itching to poke at me again like an old scab, to try to make me all upset and hurt. Come on... do what you do best. You love it more than music itself!!! You so LOVE IT! and you know it.
GB
Yes, the_hero...
"says the king of moaning himself."
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF WHEN I COME ON HERE.
I'VE BECOME LIKE SO MANY MOANZONERS... I MEAN TO WRITE SOMETHING NICE, BUT IT ALWAYS JUST TURNS INTO AN ENVIOUS RESENTFUL WHINGE.
BUGGER! DONE IT AGAIN.
DAMN AND BLAST.
the_hero, YOU are my hero.
GB
Moving this to the Queenzone forum
@ Queen Archivist - please stop posting these childish threads in the Serious Forum, please read the forum rules, they are not many and easy to understand.
What bothers me is that it's not just GB acting tough to look like a big man. The same goes for plenty of QZ-ers, who seem to think that yelling at GB makes them real butch.
There is no way that Queen hired this box of rocks. Maybe BPP just went out and bought itself a thesaurus.
If this IS Greg Brooks, then Queen must have been a very, very boring band and there must be only 5 or 6 eight tracks in the Archives.
Queen Archivist wrote: ...and you come here spoiling for a fight, I DON'T ACTUALLY. I REALLY DON'T. I JUST STICK UP FOR MYSELF WHEN I READ UNFOUNDED COMMENTS.
Isn't irony delicious?
Has John S. Stuart moved into the Queen Archive room and nobody told me? link
Sorry if there are children on Moanzone tonight, but I'm gonna spew again.. link
GENUINE 'QUEEN LIVE' SERIOUS CHALLENGE FOR QZ-ers. link
NEW BOOK ON QUEEN IN THE STUDIO link
Greg, for better or worse you are the Official face of the Queen archive, and to write the above under the guise of your authorized title, is both an insult and a slap in the face to us all, and is a blatant misuse of the authority and trust placed in you by the band and fans alike.
Any one else would (correctly) be hammered as a spammer.
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: What bothers me is that it's not just GB acting tough to look like a big man. The same goes for plenty of QZ-ers, who seem to think that yelling at GB makes them real butch.
That Python-remark inspired me!
I never wanted to be a songwriter - I wanted to be an archivist!
I'm an archivist and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day
I browse the web
I write a book
I look for number one's
He's an archivist and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I label tapes,
I spam a board,
Get shit from Brian May
He's an archivist and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
On conventions,
I look real bored
and train my vocal chord;
PROPERTY OF QUEEN PRODUCTIONS!!