QueenZone discussion #821856

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: Roger - OKAY!! Thats it! ! Who stained my new Versace jacket, that i just bought? hmmmm? well...Im listening... Freddie - Rog, it looks like lipstick to me. Brian - Yeah, you know what? IT DOES!! Freddie - Didnt you go on a date with Debbie, yesterday!??!?!?! Roger - Oh yeah, I seem to have forgotten about that. We were sitting in a restaurant, when she took her top off!!! Brian - Did you marry her? Roger - I wanted to at that moment!. Freddie - Haha! well, how did her lipstick get on your jacket? Roger - Look at John... Freddie - John, are you wearing lipstick... John - umm... Roger - Go figure...

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: oh come on, are you going to ignore this?

DreaminQueen wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: oh come on, are you going to ignore this?

hun... you've gotta be patient with these things... people arent going to flock to threads right away. It takes time... Although i know how it is... i sometimes get anxious wondering if my threads will catch fire... so do what frankie says and relax (random 80's song reference, not a good song either lol)... j/ keep posting and people will come... But ill keep coming cuz i love pic captions they're fun, but you gotta give ppl time to come... Keep rockin dear! \m/

DreaminQueen wrote: link Freddie: Is that guy flying?!??!?? John: I suppose he took SPREAD YOUR WINGS a little to literally...

Sparrow wrote: good job guys, keep them coming! link *freddie doing pull ups* Freddie: *long period of grunting and groaning and crying ans sweating* ONE! *drops and catches his breath*

Sparrow wrote: link freddie: HOLY SHIT john! watch it you almost hit me! you bastard! john: *hums to his bassline to staying power* freddie: can i get out of my matrix position now Mr Violent? john: *turns around and hits freddie* huh? *freddie falls unconsious*

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: link Brian - I seem to have a very irritating feeling where my legs meet...

Thirtynine wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: link Brian - I seem to have a very irritating feeling where my legs meet...

Haha, I love that! And John looks especially hot with his 'fro. Hehe

Thirtynine wrote: THREE Brian captions for the price of one!! lol
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Brian: I'm - too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!
QUOTE]
XD lmao i believe i peed my pants laughing

Sparrow wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: THREE Brian captions for the price of one!! lol link Brian: I'm - too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! QUOTE] XD lmao i believe i peed my pants laughing

LOL!! XD

Sparrow wrote: link brian: i have to pee. really bad. roger: freddie you should really find him a loo john: in this pocket, brian, i have a dixie cup. i suggest... freddie: john...no. brian go to the fucking loo.

<font color=black><b>sheer.heart.attack. wrote: link John: HAHAHA My head's in a mans's chest!! *laughs crazily* Brian: *laughs hysterically* HAHA JOHN'S GAY!!! Roger: Hey, this tickles. Freddie: When you three have all grown up a bit...

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: This is the same photo, but from the previous photo caption thread: link Roger: Hey, you guys! Watch me! **Makes a funny face at the camera that causes John & Brian to laugh. While the guys laugh, Freddie shakes his head while rolling his eyes and makes a "crazy in the head" gesture.** Look at me! Look at me! **Makes another funny face causing more laughter. Roger joins in the hysterical laughter.** John: **laughing hysterically** WHOO!! **laughs some more** Brian: **laughing** Oh, bloody hell, Roger, you really are a silly card! Freddie: **thinking to himself** [Those three, I swear, they are acting like a few silly clowns.] **shrugs & sighs** [Oh, well, maybe the photographer can snap a serious photo for the album cover, instead of this nonsense.] **Freddie couldn't help but think of Roger's humor, so he snickers quietly** [On the other hand, I have to admit, Roger is not only attractive and a sexy man, but he's also quite amusing!] So, what'd you guys think?

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: Brian - of course there is John! who can forget you like star wars?

Thirtynine wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: Brian - of course there is John! who can forget you like star wars?

Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars. :P I guess John was the only one who did. Poor Johnny! <3

DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: Brian - of course there is John! who can forget you like star wars?

Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars. :P I guess John was the only one who did. Poor Johnny! <3

haha! lol. I looked it up!

DreaminQueen wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: Brian - of course there is John! who can forget you like star wars?

Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars. :P I guess John was the only one who did. Poor Johnny! <3

haha! lol. I looked it up!

Brians a HUGE STAR WARS fan... He's got lots of memorobilia from the films over the years...

<font color=black><b>sheer.heart.attack. wrote: link Roger: Okay, don't get me wrong, but i could have SWORN there were only 4 of us in the band. Freddie: Meh, what are you gonna do? John: Shut up Roger, he's attracting the chicks. Wow that one's looking at me Brian: Shotgun the blonde one.

<font color="FF0033"><b><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

DeadOnTime<3 wrote: Brian - of course there is John! who can forget you like star wars?

Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars. :P I guess John was the only one who did. Poor Johnny! <3

haha! lol. I looked it up!

Brians a HUGE STAR WARS fan... He's got lots of memorobilia from the films over the years...

yeah! haha! i know...i love his smartness! lol

<font color="FF0033"><b><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

<font color=black><b>sheer.heart.attack. wrote: link Roger: Okay, don't get me wrong, but i could have SWORN there were only 4 of us in the band. Freddie: Meh, what are you gonna do? John: Shut up Roger, he's attracting the chicks. Wow that one's looking at me Brian: Shotgun the blonde one.

bahahahaahahbahahahah! muahahah! that is so fucking funny!!! OMG!! OMFG!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

<font color="FF0033"><b><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: link Roger - Has he lost his mind? Freddie - well he did have a few drinks last night *cough cough* Brian - John, *slowly* Put down the drumsticks and step away from the drumset. Freddie *whispers to Roger* He has gone MAD, i tell you! link This during rehearsal.. Freddie - walks out in a dress with make-up and fake boobs... Roger - ahhhhhhhhhh! Bloody HELL Freddie! what in the name of christ did you do to yourself?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Freddie - I like it OKAY!!!!

DreaminQueen wrote:

<font color="FF0033"><b><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: link Roger - Has he lost his mind? Freddie - well he did have a few drinks last night *cough cough* Brian - John, *slowly* Put down the drumsticks and step away from the drumset. Thanks Darling. lol! haha! Freddie *whispers to Roger* He has gone MAD, i tell you! link This during rehearsal.. Freddie - walks out in a dress with make-up and fake boobs... Roger - ahhhhhhhhhh! Bloody HELL Freddie! what in the name of christ did you do to yourself?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Freddie - I like it OKAY!!!!

LMAO!! lol :-D these were awesome!

DreaminQueen wrote: link Freddie: Kiss my not so fat bottom, GIRL... Pucker up darling!

<font color="FF0033"><b><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: link Freddie: Kiss my not so fat bottom, GIRL... Pucker up darling!

Okay, that is SOOO FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!! bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fuck! where do people get this from? muahah!

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color="FF0033"><b><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: link Freddie: Kiss my not so fat bottom, GIRL... Pucker up darling!

yeah i know! lol. I was just talking about how creative people are! Okay, that is SOOO FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!! bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fuck! where do people get this from? muahah!

That photo is from the "Freddie Mercury" photo section on this website. Take a look;)

<font color=black><b>sheer.heart.attack. wrote: link Freddie: Okay, which one of you punks put red dye in my bubble bath.

Wembley fan86 wrote: Roger: That party last night was so fuckin great Freddie: Shut up... if you don't stop talking about all those cigarettes and liquor that we drank last night, i'm gonna have to go to the bathroom...again. John: Oh...i think i'm gonna puke brian: will someone get me away from these 3?

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Any ideas for this one? link

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Hehe! That's cute! Thanks for the help!

Dude you awesome! I...Like to play wrote: link Roger:Holy shit!! - A mouse, my worst phobia! But I cant run off in the middle of a song!! WHAT DO I DOOOO?

<font color="FF0099"><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: This is pretty lame lol. but i was bored...its not as good as my other ones *lap dance* lol. link Roger - *to John and Brian* so as i was saying, I was walking through the shops yesterday, and these three chicks, started a catfight over me. Brian - haha! did you know any of them? Roger - Nope, I dont need to...I just know that Im pretty damn hot *sizzle* John - I bet Freddie never was a pimp... Freddie - John darling, im afraid if you don't move your ass, im gonna strike you right where it hurts... okay another one.... link Roger - So...Brian what are you gonna order? Brian - I dunno...Freddie, what about you? Freddie - *constipated thinking * Im trying to decide between the pickled chicken feet and the fried worms with teriyaki sauce...

<font color="FF0099"><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: link Brian - for some reason, women are unattracted to me... I wonder why... Freddie - It goes to show you, women like men with more chesthair...in this case...nanananapoopoo! I ve got more hair than you do!! lol ^^ _____________________________ link Roger - How many times have i told you John, I will not go out with you!!!!! John -*groan* ------------------------------- link *During a tour in Latin America* ------- Brian - *thinking* oh shit...i gotta brush up on my spanish... *a minute later* Brian - Well, im done. ----------------------------------- link Roger - OOOOHHH!!! I see a cab! Brian - Yeah...but the cabdriver does not look too nice John - Maybe if Freddie flirts with him, he will let us get in...

Thirtynine wrote: lol, I gots another one. link Roger: Hey Freddie, I think that chick over there's digging me! John: Oh God, here he goes again...

Thirtynine wrote: Maybe I should've put these all in one post. Oh well. link Freddie: Yeah, cool dude. Roger: Blah, thumbs up...whatever... John: This guy wears thongs!! Brian: Handcuff me please. ;) I make myself laugh. XD

Thirtynine wrote: Maybe I should've put these all in one post. Oh well. link Freddie: Yeah, cool dude. Roger: Blah, thumbs up...whatever... John: This guy wears thongs!! Brian: Handcuff me please. ;) I make myself laugh. XD

Sparrow wrote: lmfao!!!!! omg i just went thru these i laughed so hard! my turn! link interviewer: *in serious tone* so freddie, who do you like to think of yourself as? what do you see yourself as? freddie: *slowly puts his head down* id like to think im a kitty.

Sparrow wrote:

Sparrow wrote: lmfao!!!!! omg i just went thru these i laughed so hard! my turn! link interviewer: *in serious tone* so freddie, who do you like to think of yourself as? what do you see yourself as? freddie: *slowly puts his head down* id like to think im a kitty.

link brian: alright. you caught me. yes this is my guilty pleasure...

Sparrow wrote: link *freddie just got a new camera and him and john are out for the day having some fun* freddie: ok, ok, ok! now stand like this *puts john in pose* then tihs...theeen.....thissss....now smile! john: *sleepily smiles slowly* freddie: john move to your left.....no your other left *john sees veronica and smile dies alittle* freddie: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA! stand near these pictures! john: *slowly walks over and does pose* freddie: NO NO NO! YOURE DOING IT WRO--*camera clicks* john: id like to think im one of these guys. ....sry it was lame lol

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: link Brian: Ahhh... Freddie: Brian, what are you doing? Brian:...ahhhhh... Freddie: Brian, don't do it! You're going to screw up your solo! Brian...ahh-ahh-AHHHHHHH...CHOOOOOO! Freddie: AHHHH! BLOODY HELL, BRIAN! DO YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE ON ME?! Brian: **sniffles** Yes, and I feel much better.

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime ;-) wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: link Brian: Ahhh... Freddie: Brian, what are you doing? Brian:...ahhhhh... Freddie: Brian, don't do it! You're going to screw up your solo! Brian...ahh-ahh-AHHHHHHH...CHOOOOOO! Freddie: AHHHH! BLOODY HELL, BRIAN! DO YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE ON ME?! Brian: **sniffles** Yes, and I feel much better.

LMAO!!! Thats fucking funny!

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT JUST THE LADIES, FREDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!! ...sorry, had to let that out!

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT JUST THE LADIES, FREDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!! ...sorry, had to let that out!

it's okay, glad you like that one, Flashy:)

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT JUST THE LADIES, FREDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!! ...sorry, had to let that out!

it's okay, glad you like that one, Flashy:)

Like it? LIKE IT?? LLLLOOOVVEEE IT! OWWWWWWWWWW!

Sparrow wrote: link freddie: so uhhh rog, i see you didnt tune your drums again roger: *spazzes out* WHAT THE FUCK! YOURE NOT A DRUMMER YOU NO NOTHING AOBUT TUNING DRUMS! AARAARRRAARRGGRRAAH! *wails meniaclly*

<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:

<font color="FF0099"><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: link Brian - for some reason, women are unattracted to me... I wonder why... Freddie - It goes to show you, women like men with more chesthair...in this case...nanananapoopoo! I ve got more hair than you do!! lol ^^ _____________________________ link Roger - How many times have i told you John, I will not go out with you!!!!! John -*groan* ------------------------------- link *During a tour in Latin America* ------- Brian - *thinking* oh shit...i gotta brush up on my spanish... *a minute later* Brian - Well, im done. ----------------------------------- link Roger - OOOOHHH!!! I see a cab! Brian - Yeah...but the cabdriver does not look too nice John - Maybe if Freddie flirts with him, he will let us get in...

OMFG!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT JUST THE LADIES, FREDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!! ...sorry, had to let that out!

it's okay, glad you like that one, Flashy:)

Like it? LIKE IT?? LLLLOOOVVEEE IT! OWWWWWWWWWW!

Whoa! Whoa there, Freddie lover---I mean, Flashy! Get a hold of yourself!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Roger: Look this way... NOW!! Brian: John, you are supposed to look this way! John: And I said no Freddie: uh guys, sorry to break up the argument an all, but WHY am I so short? Man I SUCK!!

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT JUST THE LADIES, FREDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!! ...sorry, had to let that out!

it's okay, glad you like that one, Flashy:)

Like it? LIKE IT?? LLLLOOOVVEEE IT! OWWWWWWWWWW!

Whoa! Whoa there, Freddie lover---I mean, Flashy! Get a hold of yourself!

Oww... i will calm down but i like being called Freddie Lover... or possibly Freddie's Lover ;) lol

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link Freddie: C'mon, ladies. You know you want me 'cause I've got enough chest hair that will turn you all on. **Seductive growl**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! NOT JUST THE LADIES, FREDDIE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!! ...sorry, had to let that out!

it's okay, glad you like that one, Flashy:)

Like it? LIKE IT?? LLLLOOOVVEEE IT! OWWWWWWWWWW!

Whoa! Whoa there, Freddie lover---I mean, Flashy! Get a hold of yourself!

Oww... i will calm down but i like being called Freddie Lover... or possibly Freddie's Lover ;) lol

:-0 :-0 :-0 That- is- possibly- the- best- shot of Freddie's chest! xD xD

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Ahh, look at me! I'm absolute perfection! One sexy beast!" Roger - "Well you should take a look at me! I'm one hot rod! I think.... i've fallen in love wth myself. OH ROGER TAYLOR! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!!" link Roger - "I'm sooooooo drunk i can see Brian's guitar multiplied! Oh, no...wait, maybe he just has alot of dam guitars! What do i know?! I'm just the bloody drummer. THEY ALL HATE ME! WELL LET ME TELL THEM SOMETHING... I MADE QUEEN! I M-A-D-E QUEEN! ....Ok, maybe i didn't" John - "Get OFF MY HAIR! LEAVE IT ALONE! I'm NOT in the mood! I love my lovely brown waves! Don't touch it! One day this hair will make more money on eBay. In fact, it will be worth more money than you've ever earned! I'm priceless!"

DreaminQueen wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Ahh, look at me! I'm absolute perfection! One sexy beast!" Roger - "Well you should take a look at me! I'm one hot rod! I think.... i've fallen in love wth myself. OH ROGER TAYLOR! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!!" link Roger - "I'm sooooooo drunk i can see Brian's guitar multiplied! Oh, no...wait, maybe he just has alot of dam guitars! What do i know?! I'm just the bloody drummer. THEY ALL HATE ME! WELL LET ME TELL THEM SOMETHING... I MADE QUEEN! I M-A-D-E QUEEN! ....Ok, maybe i didn't" John - "Get OFF MY HAIR! LEAVE IT ALONE! I'm NOT in the mood! I love my lovely brown waves! Don't touch it! One day this hair will make more money on eBay. In fact, it will be worth more money than you've ever earned! I'm priceless!"

Lovely Flashy! ;-D hahaha! Oh Roger Taylor where have you been all MY life ;-D Who isnt a freddie lover here? You have every right to feel out of control with a shot like that! Got my blood boiling!

DreaminQueen wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Ahh, look at me! I'm absolute perfection! One sexy beast!" Roger - "Well you should take a look at me! I'm one hot rod! I think.... i've fallen in love wth myself. OH ROGER TAYLOR! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!!" link Roger - "I'm sooooooo drunk i can see Brian's guitar multiplied! Oh, no...wait, maybe he just has alot of dam guitars! What do i know?! I'm just the bloody drummer. THEY ALL HATE ME! WELL LET ME TELL THEM SOMETHING... I MADE QUEEN! I M-A-D-E QUEEN! ....Ok, maybe i didn't" John - "Get OFF MY HAIR! LEAVE IT ALONE! I'm NOT in the mood! I love my lovely brown waves! Don't touch it! One day this hair will make more money on eBay. In fact, it will be worth more money than you've ever earned! I'm priceless!"

Lovely Flashy! ;-D hahaha! Oh Roger Taylor where have you been all MY life ;-D Who isnt a freddie lover here? You have every right to feel out of control with a shot like that! Got my blood boiling! Great Captions Queen_Rox and Dead On Time and Carol and Everybody! Awesome, got me laughin my arse off here! :-D Ill add some later when i get back from the gym...

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Ahh, look at me! I'm absolute perfection! One sexy beast!" Roger - "Well you should take a look at me! I'm one hot rod! I think.... i've fallen in love wth myself. OH ROGER TAYLOR! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!!" link Roger - "I'm sooooooo drunk i can see Brian's guitar multiplied! Oh, no...wait, maybe he just has alot of dam guitars! What do i know?! I'm just the bloody drummer. THEY ALL HATE ME! WELL LET ME TELL THEM SOMETHING... I MADE QUEEN! I M-A-D-E QUEEN! ....Ok, maybe i didn't" John - "Get OFF MY HAIR! LEAVE IT ALONE! I'm NOT in the mood! I love my lovely brown waves! Don't touch it! One day this hair will make more money on eBay. In fact, it will be worth more money than you've ever earned! I'm priceless!"

Lovely Flashy! ;-D hahaha! Oh Roger Taylor where have you been all MY life ;-D Who isnt a freddie lover here? You have every right to feel out of control with a shot like that! Got my blood boiling! Great Captions Queen_Rox and Dead On Time and Carol and Everybody! Awesome, got me laughin my arse off here! :-D Ill add some later when i get back from the gym...

Thanks, DreaminQueen.

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime ;-) wrote: This is a lame one..sorry if you dont like it link John - See, thats me...*laughs hysterically* See mom, i DID make something of myself! You like me! You really like me! Brian - John, you are a hopeless nutcase...*sighs* Pathetic Freddie - Im Gangsta! Roger - leather suits make me look fat...*snooze* Here is another one...i hope it is better! link John - *plays bass* Freddie - *comes up and whispers* Er...John...your fly is open John - Fly? where? ahhhhh! Freddie - I mean your zipper you bloody idiot! John - Oh...er *embarassed**covers up with guitar* Here is another one link Roger - *thinks* I never knew i had muscles like this.. *immitates Arnold Shwa---bla bla* I AM MUSCLE MAN! DO YOU LIKE ME MUSCLES!!? I IS MR.MACHO! Brian - All I hear is Radio Gaga... Freddie - *thinks* Am I the only normal one around here???... John - My afro looks cool... I have others coming up! Hope you enoy!

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: ^That's awesome! Okay, check this one out (this is from the previous photo caption thread): link Roger: Look at our shades, ladies, don't we look cool? Brian: Simply outta sight? Freddie: Sexy? John: Off da heezie? Roger, Brian, & Freddie: **looks at John, confused** Huh? John: Oh, dear! I-I-I mean, groovy? Photographer: **angry** Will you boys shut up and let me take this bloody photo?!

Thirtynine wrote: link Roger: BRIAN!! You're 59?! You're really that old? Brian: Stop making fun of me, you're not the youngest person either. :(

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Ahh, look at me! I'm absolute perfection! One sexy beast!" Roger - "Well you should take a look at me! I'm one hot rod! I think.... i've fallen in love wth myself. OH ROGER TAYLOR! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!!!" link Roger - "I'm sooooooo drunk i can see Brian's guitar multiplied! Oh, no...wait, maybe he just has alot of dam guitars! What do i know?! I'm just the bloody drummer. THEY ALL HATE ME! WELL LET ME TELL THEM SOMETHING... I MADE QUEEN! I M-A-D-E QUEEN! ....Ok, maybe i didn't" John - "Get OFF MY HAIR! LEAVE IT ALONE! I'm NOT in the mood! I love my lovely brown waves! Don't touch it! One day this hair will make more money on eBay. In fact, it will be worth more money than you've ever earned! I'm priceless!"

Sparrow wrote: link john: *string breaks* oh damn! i snapped the G-string! taaha...bass joke.

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: Ill have another go... link John: Look thats me right there!!! Roger: *leans over and whispers* John, I'd put the picture down now, before- Photographer: ROGER, JOHN SHUT UP SO I CAN TAKE THE BLOODY PHOTO Brian: John can you move the photo, its getting caught in my hair Freddie: Does the shades make me look cooler? photographer: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: Ill have another go... link John: Look thats me right there!!! Roger: *leans over and whispers* John, I'd put the picture down now, before- Photographer: ROGER, JOHN SHUT UP SO I CAN TAKE THE BLOODY PHOTO Brian: John can you move the photo, its getting caught in my hair Freddie: Does the shades make me look cooler? photographer: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome, *brianmay4eva*!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Brian: Sorry, what did you say? Roger: I think he said you are a poof John: I'm bored *yawns* Freddie: I think I've just stepped in something smelly...

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

:) And that's from an actual interview with Elton. "Ask him the price of a quart of milk, forget it. He could tell you the price of nail lacquer." Teehee.

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

:) And that's from an actual interview with Elton. "Ask him the price of a quart of milk, forget it. He could tell you the price of nail lacquer." Teehee.

I never heard that interview! Do you have a link?

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

:) And that's from an actual interview with Elton. "Ask him the price of a quart of milk, forget it. He could tell you the price of nail lacquer." Teehee.

I never heard that interview! Do you have a link?

Ooooh, linky, linky, linky!! :D

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

:) And that's from an actual interview with Elton. "Ask him the price of a quart of milk, forget it. He could tell you the price of nail lacquer." Teehee.

I never heard that interview! Do you have a link?

Ooooh, linky, linky, linky!! :D

Well, it's only a small part of the 6-minute video for the 1991 Video Brit Awards. But...you asked. :P link

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

:) And that's from an actual interview with Elton. "Ask him the price of a quart of milk, forget it. He could tell you the price of nail lacquer." Teehee.

I never heard that interview! Do you have a link?

Ooooh, linky, linky, linky!! :D

Well, it's only a small part of the 6-minute video for the 1991 Video Brit Awards. But...you asked. :P It's around 3:27, I think. link

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

Thirtynine wrote:

<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: link Elton: So you still don't know how much a quart of milk costs? Freddie: No, but... Elton: How about nail lacquer? Freddie: ...*long pause* Stop making fun of me! :'(

LOL! LMAO!!!!!

:) And that's from an actual interview with Elton. "Ask him the price of a quart of milk, forget it. He could tell you the price of nail lacquer." Teehee.

I never heard that interview! Do you have a link?

Ooooh, linky, linky, linky!! :D

Well, it's only a small part of the 6-minute video for the 1991 Video Brit Awards. But...you asked. :P It's around 3:27, I think. link

thanks but it didn't work.

Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: link Freddie: **from in his Dressing room** BRIAAAAAN! Brian: **enters** You called, your royal pain?! Freddie: WHAT WAS THAT?! Brian: **clears throat** I mean, your royal highness?

<font color="black"><b>innadizon \m/ wrote: link someone please make a caption for this. :) it's roger, btw. :D

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote:

<font color="black"><b>innadizon \m/ wrote: link someone please make a caption for this. :) it's roger, btw. :D

Roger: HAHA, I'm a better looking girl than you *stucks tongue out* hows that?

<font color="FF3366">?DeadOnTime wrote: This one kinda sucks...sorry link Freddie - *hysterical tone* uhh uhh uhh Brian - Freddie, what on Earth happened? Freddie - I just saw Roger naked.. Brian - Oh dear....

<font color="black"><b>innadizon \m/ wrote:

<font color="FF3366">?DeadOnTime wrote: This one kinda sucks...sorry link Freddie - *hysterical tone* uhh uhh uhh Brian - Freddie, what on Earth happened? Freddie - I just saw Roger naked.. Brian - Oh dear....

lol! it's not lame dude. my works are lame. not yours. :)

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: Here's one I did on another thread link Brian: YES!! We are the champions John: Haha, NOT!! We knew that AGES ago Brian!! Roger: Check out my muscles everyone! Freddie: *to John* Roger's a freek, pass it on! John: *to Brian* Roger's a freek pass it on Brian: *shouts out* ROGER'S A FREEK!!!! that were kinda lame XD

Lil*Queenie<h6>Queen Depp</h6> wrote: link Anita: Brian is a bit possessive- Brian: Back off she's mine! Anita: Brian! Behave!

Lil*Queenie<h6>Queen Depp</h6> wrote: link Brian: Who said Guiness? Guiness? Where's the Guiness? Guiness? I love Guiness! Where's the Guiness? Guinn *gets hit by a tranquiliser* essssssssssssssssssss!

Thirtynine wrote: I did these in the last thread. :P link Cameraman: Ok, everyone look over here... Freddie: Who the hell stole my shoes?! link Linda: Roger is sooo dreamy... Roger: Damn, she keeps looking at me. Paul's so gonna beat me for this...look away, look away! (man this is hard)

<font color="black"><b>innadizon \m/ wrote: link F: Bri, could you do me a favor? B: Sure, what is it? F: Could you do one of your long guitar thingies? B: they're called solos fred. but why? F: I think i need to take release my bowels. hehe. kinda lame.

<font color="FF3366">?DeadOnTime wrote: This is kinda lame.. link Roger - So...do you come around here often? *reaches for her ass* John - Hey!!! How come he gets the blonde? Its dumb...i know! lol

<font color="FF3366">?DeadOnTime wrote: link Roger - This is what I get for waisting my time with music.... Freddie - Now, Now Roger. Shush, or I will spank you silly. John - OOOOH!! OOOOH! Im on TV!! Hi mommy, hi daddy!!!!!!! Brian - Why was I ever paired with these bafoons?

<font color="FF3366">?DeadOnTime wrote: link Freddie - hmmmm, Rog has a nice ass... Brian - *daydreams* Oh yes, I agree...*minute later* WTF did i just say??? John - These leather pants are quite itchy...hmmm Roger - *thinks* I have some GAY band mates!!!

Queen_Rox wrote: Here's another one from the pevious caption thread: link

<font color="black"><b>innadizon \m/ wrote: link F: Brrrrr! it's cold in here! there must be some toros in the atmosphere! i said Brr! it's cold in here! you better get ready and watch out for this!

<font color="Black"><b>innadizon \m/ wrote: link F:Pucker up, people! who wants to kiss me, the sexiest man alive? lame.

Queen_Rox wrote: ^Hey, gret captions, people.

Sparrow wrote: no its roger with a perm :-P

<font color="FF3333">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

Sparrow wrote: no its roger with a perm :-P

LMFAO!

Sparrow wrote: no its roger with a perm :-P

-innuendo- wrote: link ouch...this menstrual cramp kills me!!!!

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Freddie: Aargh!!! Wind--machine... too (gasps) high... fighting to stay on ground... HEEEEELP!! Brian: I'll save you Fredddie *steps in front of machine to cut off air flow* Deaky: I CAN'T WATCH!! Roger: I said Freddie's rendition of 'I Believe I Can Fly' could only go wrong but did you listen? Nope!

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote:

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Freddie: Aargh!!! Wind--machine... too (gasps) high... fighting to stay on ground... HEEEEELP!! Brian: I'll save you Fredddie *steps in front of machine to cut off air flow* Deaky: I CAN'T WATCH!! Roger: I said Freddie's rendition of 'I Believe I Can Fly' could only go wrong but did you listen? Nope!

Where in that photo section did you find that picture? I couldn't find it!

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote:

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Freddie: Aargh!!! Wind--machine... too (gasps) high... fighting to stay on ground... HEEEEELP!! Brian: I'll save you Fredddie *steps in front of machine to cut off air flow* Deaky: I CAN'T WATCH!! Roger: I said Freddie's rendition of 'I Believe I Can Fly' could only go wrong but did you listen? Nope!

Where in that photo section did you find that picture? I couldn't find it!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Roger= Ok, here's another one *pulls funny face* John= HAHA, Roger stop it, I'm gonna pee my pants! Brian= HAHA, Roger your tickling me!! *bursts out laughing* Freddie= *thinks* Why did Roger have to drink so much coffee before the shoot, it stinks! Photographer= Roger, stop it! Roger= How about... NO! *pulls another funny face* *everyone except Freddie bursts into histerical giggles*

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: ^^ Oh right sorry, the picture is underneath the picture titled Queen and several others on the first page of that section

Thirtynine wrote: Someone make a caption for this. XD link

<font color="FF6699">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

Thirtynine wrote: Someone make a caption for this. XD link

oooh! Freddie - John, what the hell are you doing? John - I am a pretty butterfly...butter butter fly!!! Freddie - more like nutterfly!!!!! that was dumb :P

<font color="FF6699">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Roger= Ok, here's another one *pulls funny face* John= HAHA, Roger stop it, I'm gonna pee my pants! Brian= HAHA, Roger your tickling me!! *bursts out laughing* Freddie= *thinks* Why did Roger have to drink so much coffee before the shoot, it stinks! Photographer= Roger, stop it! GO ROGGIE LOL :-) Roger= How about... NO! *pulls another funny face* *everyone except Freddie bursts into histerical giggles*

hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD xD XD XD XD xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:

<font color="FF6699">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Roger= Ok, here's another one *pulls funny face* John= HAHA, Roger stop it, I'm gonna pee my pants! Brian= HAHA, Roger your tickling me!! *bursts out laughing* Freddie= *thinks* Why did Roger have to drink so much coffee before the shoot, it stinks! Photographer= Roger, stop it! Roger= How about... NO! *pulls another funny face* *everyone except Freddie bursts into histerical giggles*

GO ROGGIE LOL!! :-) hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD xD XD XD XD xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link John= Smile for the pretty camera *smiles* Freddie= *smiles* Wait a minute... Whats that smell? Roger= *clears throat* I have a little confession to make... I farted *goes bright red and smiles* I have a sad sence of humour

<font color="FF6699">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link John= Smile for the pretty camera *smiles* Freddie= *smiles* Wait a minute... Whats that smell? Roger= *clears throat* I have a little confession to make... I farted *goes bright red and smiles* I have a sad sence of humour

haha!!!!!!!! LMAO!

Sparrow wrote: link freddie: i told you that shitty guitar wont work, it only knows three chords! brian: its because you havent tuned it fred. freddie: no i swear it only knows just three! brian: *humoring freddie, he strums a new chord* look i found another! freddie: youre doing it wrong! haha sry it was lame. but i like these they should keep going even if some are reused :-D

<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: link I saw this picture and though this isn't a proper caption, it reminded me of the time when I was little and a Mall Santa kept yelling at me to "Git yer fingers out of your mouth". Santa would have a fit at Freddie. Santa : Git yer fingers out of your mouth ! Freddie : Haven't you ever heard of oral fixation ? Santa : It's derty. Gitcher fingers outta yer mouth. Freddie : That's it, I'm off your lap. I'm not a eight-year-old girl, you know, and I refused to be traumatised by you. Santa : I dint main it ! How bout' we compreemise an' I give you something better ter putt in yer mouth ? Freddie : I'm sorry, but you're just not my type. I prefer people whose dirty little nothings I can actually understand.

<font color="FF6699">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: link I saw this picture and though this isn't a proper caption, it reminded me of the time when I was little and a Mall Santa kept yelling at me to "Git yer fingers out of your mouth". Santa would have a fit at Freddie. Santa : Git yer fingers out of your mouth ! Freddie : Haven't you ever heard of oral fixation ? Santa : It's derty. Gitcher fingers outta yer mouth. Freddie : That's it, I'm off your lap. I'm not a eight-year-old girl, you know, and I refused to be traumatised by you. Santa : I dint main it ! How bout' we compreemise an' I give you something better ter putt in yer mouth ? Freddie : I'm sorry, but you're just not my type. I prefer people whose dirty little nothings I can actually understand.

HAHA!!!!!!! LMFAO!

<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote:

<font color="FF6699">MoreOfThatJazz wrote:

<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: link I saw this picture and though this isn't a proper caption, it reminded me of the time when I was little and a Mall Santa kept yelling at me to "Git yer fingers out of your mouth". Santa would have a fit at Freddie. Santa : Git yer fingers out of your mouth ! Freddie : Haven't you ever heard of oral fixation ? Santa : It's derty. Gitcher fingers outta yer mouth. Freddie : That's it, I'm off your lap. I'm not a eight-year-old girl, you know, and I refused to be traumatised by you. Santa : I dint main it ! How bout' we compreemise an' I give you something better ter putt in yer mouth ? Freddie : I'm sorry, but you're just not my type. I prefer people whose dirty little nothings I can actually understand.

HAHA!!!!!!! LMFAO!

link ^ Yipe. He's getting off the ride now.

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link Can someone write a caption for this?

Sparrow wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link Can someone write a caption for this?

freddie: *after a long night* sir, are you not wearing pants? dude: .........yes? freddie: oh. *long pause* carry on. *sings* ""i wonder when were gonna shake iiiiiitt! haha sry, im sure there would be better ones

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote: ^Ha-ha! Thanks!

Baneé wrote: Well, i´m not very good at this, but that´s what i thought: Fan: Oh, yeah Freddie!, i know you´re looking at me because you love my muscular body...oh yes, you want it?, so you got it! Freddie: WTF??, no way weirdo!, i´m just looking at you because you´re undernourished body remains me that i should help the african children John: Maybe if i look at that lady, she´ll get naked too......uhmm, well, at least, i should try

Baneé wrote: Hehe, thanks!, how about this one?? link Dude: (After bursting into tears) As i said Freddie, while i was coming to your party, someone stole my pants...you have to believe me! Freddie: (Starting to lose his patience)Ok, ok, i believe you, but no more drugs for you tonight! ok buddy?? Dude: (Completly recovered) I swear!, thanks Fred, i knew you weren´t a bad guy!! Freddie:(out of control) is MISTER bad guy for God´s sake! MISTER BAD GUYYY!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Brian= John, what is Freddie wearing? John= I dunno... it sure looks kool though *smiles* Roger= I'm tired *starts to snore* Freddie= *to cameraman* Make sure you get the hat in the picture darling

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Freddie= John... Why are you all the way back there? John= *thinks* I don't want anyone to think that I am with them...*stutters* I'm just...er...enjoying the scenery...erm... Roger= Freddie move Freddie your blocking my view of the sexy girl taking the picture! Brian= My shoe kinda stinks... ...

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link "Oh my gosh! Brad and Angelina are having a baby!"

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Brian= Nice of you to show up Roger John= Yeah where were you? Hang on a minute, let me guess... you were chatting up some blonde chick! Roger= Actually John I got locked inthe bathroom and I have just had to run up about 20 flights of stairs to get here in time for the shoot! Freddie= Calm down Roger dear, now hurry up and smile so I can have a cigarette, its been nearly a minute since my last one!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: lol the one about John is good

-innuendo- wrote: link ouch...this menstrual cramp kills me!!!!

<font color="Black"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote: F: dear lord, please turn john into a monkey for he has made fun of me. please don't let roger go away because i want to touch his arse. please let brian take off his shirt and show off his abs. thank you. LAME-O.

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Roger (hypnotised): aahh... Ican see the liiiight... John (also hynotised): its soooo beautifoool... Brian: Huh, Guys where what light. I can't see it Freddie: Believe in the light my dear and you will see it... Brian *thinks* how can Freddie see this 'light' he has his eyes closed!

<font color="FF0033">MoreOfThatJazz wrote: Nice one, The Invisible Queen! LOL! Here is another one link Brian - OOOH!! I gotta pee real bad! Do you think it will fit in this little perfume bottle? John - A perfume named in honor of my band *sob* Mom is going to be sooooo proud. Roger - Er...this is a joke...right? It's womens' perfume GODAMMIT! Freddie - OH SHIT!!!!!! I just sprayed some in my eye! I can't see! OMG! Ok that was gay...here is another one... link After Roger and Brian had an argument... Brian - This is how big Roger's brain is...not to mention, a certain other area *coughcough* Roger - HEYYY!!! I heard that... lol ------------------------------- link Brian - My! What a lovely cake...Wait a second...*looks around*..Ok...which one of you fuckers messed with the frosting? lol

Sparrow wrote: link *after listening to the high vocals on Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time, both are in shock at how the notes are hit* brian: well this is awkward. how did YOU manage those notes fred? freddie: i uhhh....*mumbles* squished rogers mrghmpghgns.

Sparrow wrote: link brian: muahahha Slash will never notice i stole his hat....or his identity! *puckers lips*

<font color="FF0033">MoreOfThatJazz wrote: link Freddie - Cheers! And thank god for vodka! Roger - heh. Vodka? You call this cheap Chinese-made shit, vodka? Gimme some smirnoff!!!! Brian - What part of "I only drink Guiness" don't you f$#%#$@ understand? John - I drink tea... Brian - No one asked you... John - Ok, I will just go to my sad place now...

<font color="FF0033">MoreOfThatJazz wrote: hehe xD! Nice ones Sparrow...here are a couple of mine link Roger- Hey, *exchanges looks* you got the goods? John - Er...Roger...what are you doing? Roger - ...buying a razor for Freddie... John - oh... ^^ link Brian - Wow, what a bunch of lovely ladies! Rog - I call dibs on the redhead... Brian - But, aren't you going out with Debs? Rog - Yes, but Debbie is my Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday girlfriend. I need one to fill up for Thursday, Friday and Sunday. Brian - What about Wednsday? Roger - That's my day for the gay bar! whooo! Bring on the drinks!

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote: Okay, don't throw any tomatoes at me because I know that it's getting annoying, but I need help with this one of Freddie, please: link

<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote: Okay, don't throw any tomatoes at me because I know that it's getting annoying, but I need help with this one of Freddie, please: link

I can try...I'm just not very good with these things Roger - *snickers* Freddie - Roger, did you put another "kick-me" sign on my back, you bastard-ass? or this version, whichever suits you, daahhhling Freddie - Peak-a-boo! I see you!' LOL! they sucked really badly :(

<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:

<font color="FF0033">MoreOfThatJazz wrote: hehe xD! Nice ones Sparrow...here are a couple of mine link Roger- Hey, *exchanges looks* you got the goods? John - Er...Roger...what are you doing? Roger - ...buying a razor for Freddie... John - oh... ^^ link Brian - Wow, what a bunch of lovely ladies! Rog - I call dibs on the redhead... Brian - But, aren't you going out with Debs? Rog - Yes, but Debbie is my Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday girlfriend. I need one to fill up for Thursday, Friday and Sunday. Brian - What about Wednsday? Roger - That's my day for the gay bar! whooo! Bring on the drinks!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote: Okay, don't throw any tomatoes at me because I know that it's getting annoying, but I need help with this one of Freddie, please: link

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color=red>Queen_Rox wrote: Okay, don't throw any tomatoes at me because I know that it's getting annoying, but I need help with this one of Freddie, please: link

I believe it was FreMe who made a hilarious one to that one! This is how it went.. Freddie: That boy makes me kinky... I mean girl! GIRL! xD LMFAO! XD

Sparrow wrote: link roger: so brian, Nair, was it? my chest is rather itchy and i want to know the secret on such smooth legs freddie: i want nothing to do with this darlings, leave my moustache alone! brian: i dont shave! theyre just naturally smooth... >.>

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Another case of adentity theft. :P link

queen_keri wrote: I don't think this one is very good but when me and my mate noticed this we burst out laughing. link John: Roger... Roger Freddie: John do you mind I'm trying to concentrate. John: Roger, you're flies are undone. Freddie: *misses ball* Roger: AHHHHHHH! Brian and John: *laughs*

<i><font color=gold>Thirtynine</i> wrote: Me and Drowse made this. lol link Roger - Oooh! My legs are so itchy...*scratch* Freddie - Darling, would you like me to make it better by scratching it? Roger - *holds up crucifix* Not with those shorts, you're not! John - Um, Freddie...might want to move away just a little bit...you're...um...a little close to me... Brian - Ooh, doggy! You're such a cute doggy woggy, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

<i><font color=gold>Thirtynine</i> wrote: Me and Drowse made this. lol link Freddie - Darling, would you like me to make it better by scratching it? Roger - *holds up crucifix* Not with those shorts, you're not!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Roger: *twiddles his thumbs* I have a confession to make... John...I...I kinda let slip something about you... Freddie: *stares at floor* I broke a mirror this morning Brian: Who called my name?! John: *stares into space* I wonder whats for dinner? ...:S...

"Did you hear that" wrote: link Roger:Holy shit!! - A mouse, my worst phobia! But I cant run off in the middle of a song!! WHAT DO I DOOOO?

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Brian (holding camera): Back up a bit Rog... Roger *suspicious*: Why??? Am I not far back enough?? Brian *innocent*: No I just need to fit you in the picture nicely... Rog *gullible* Oh OK... BRIAN YOU F*CKING SON OF A BI-(splash) Bri: hehehe

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link Roger: *twiddles his thumbs* I have a confession to make... John...I...I kinda let slip something about you... Freddie: *stares at floor* I broke a mirror this morning Brian: Who called my name?! John: *stares into space* I wonder whats for dinner? ...:S...

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Brian (holding camera): Back up a bit Rog... Roger *suspicious*: Why??? Am I not far back enough?? Brian *innocent*: No I just need to fit you in the picture nicely... Rog *gullible* Oh OK... BRIAN YOU F*CKING SON OF A BI-(splash) Bri: hehehe

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Freddie: Mama I'm Gonna be your slave... Bri and Rog: ALL DAY LONG Deaky: ALL DAY LO- wait Freddie, why aren't you holding the microphone out to me? Don't you like my singing? Fine I'll just stand like a stoogee and deprive the fans of the voice of Deaky! Hmph!!

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Freddie: Mama I'm Gonna be your slave... Bri and Rog: ALL DAY LONG Deaky: ALL DAY LO- wait Freddie, why aren't you holding the microphone out to me? Don't you like my singing? Fine I'll just stand like a stoogee and deprive the fans of the voice of Deaky! Hmph!!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link AAAAAAAHHH!!! JOHN, THIS GUY WITH THE SACK AND KANKERCHIEF WANTS TO KIDNAP ME!!!PLEASE PROTCKT ME!! *SOB* Fake John: *Pulls off mask* I´m not John MUAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Roger: f u c k...

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Hmmm, you look nice. Can you guess what i want you to do?"

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Okay guys, pay atention.. I stayed up ALL night practising this instead of masturbating, so... Roger: *taking advandace of Freddies Conentration, and whispers* So Brian... Have you noticed how we´ve all got smaller noces than you? John:.. And better hair... Brian: FREDDIE, THEY´RE BEING MEAN TO ME ABOUT MY NOSE AGAIN!!! Freddie:*looses focus and failes trick* FUCK YOU PINOCHIO, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Queen playing scrabble. Roger :okay guys, get readdy to loose! See that D? Well I´ll add R U M E R E R! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! Queen apart from Roger: *Silence*... Roger: I knew I would impress you guys ;)! Okay that might have been the lamest caption of mine, so far :s

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Roger: Oh my god, whàt the fuck is THAT??? Brian: Er... That´s my kids Roger... Freddie: Wow, they cant have been nice to give birth to! John: My kids are adorable, and Brians is´nt... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: Freme your sooo funny!!! :D

k.dodo wrote:

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: Freme your sooo funny!!! :D

Yeah! I love all your captions, lol :)))

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Brian: Freddie unless you want over 200,000 people to see you've pissed yourself you'll get out of that position NOW!!!

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Brian:I love photos. I love them so much I think we should all smile prettily for this one. Don't you think guys. Freddie:You do that dear but I want to look sexy and moody as always- Hey Deaky, YOU'VE STOLEN MY LOOK!!! SMILE GODDAMN IT!! John:I don't want to. Life is shit. I'm stuck in a band of freaks, My eyebrows are a state. I'm wearing a far-too-revealing shirt and this bass is not mine... Roger:Soooo... this picture-thingy... I-I mean it is just WONDERFUL. The very idea of preserving our memories in stillness forevermore... John: Roger we have been using cameras for years and years you stupid blonde airhead drummer... NOW TAKE THE PICTURE BEFORE I FUCKING SLIT MY WRISTS Roger: WAAAAA... DEAKY'S BEING MEEEEEEEEEEAN!! Brian: Veronica still not ready for kids then huh Johnny?

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: I would like to thank my mum first, then my dad for cumming, but in the end, the person who made it all posible :,D.... WHOM EVER INVENTED QUEENZONE!!!!! And perhaps myself and stuff o:)

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: ROFLMFAO Honey!!!!!!! Youre the best caption maker at the moment!!! :D Btw, I thought Rogers eyes were blue :S

Sparrow wrote: link freddie: when i grow up i wanna be just like...haha well me *winks*

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Roger: OMG, Brian´s... KISSING A GIRL!!! John: Wow, who should think that day would arive? Freddie: Roger: dont make a big deal about it, but I paid her to do it, to give Brian some selfconfidence... Brian: Oh, marry me, I can give you the stars and the moon! I will do anything just to see your pretty smile...e.t.c. e.t.c

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link John: YES, for once I look the best... I might even make it onto Heat Torso of the Week if they get a hold of this photo. Roger: Of course you look better than me. I've missed a whole HALF HOUR'S BEAUTY SLEEP and I'm soooo TIIIIIIRED Freddie:yeah right John looks the best, what with me around... *starts to sing* I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts... Everyone else: *thinks* Yeah Fred just you keep telling yourself that... Brian: *Thinks* why is the photographer looking at us like that. Thank God for the feathers is all I have to say...

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Brian: Haha, oh Archie that was just so cool said! Freddie: You look extra good today, Archie my friend, have you lost weight? John: Wow Arichie you´re just the best! Here, have my chair... Roger: Okay, I had an invisible friend for ONE day! Can you please just leave it now?

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link Freddie: Who is that sexy little devil in the mirror? Oh, it's me! I am gorgeous! Grrrr! I am a sexy beast! Grrrr! Grrrrrrr! Roger: umm, Freddie, what are you doing? Freddie: Oh, I didn't see you there. I was just um...uh...practicing my tiger impression! Roger: Yeah, sure.... Sorry, I suck.

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Okay John, on the count of three, we´ll just rock out as hell!! Okay? John: Wow man, I can hardly wait *gasp, gasp, gasp* Freddie: 1-2-.. John: *Steals Freddies microphone and runs out on the middle of the stage* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH! AND ON THE FARM THERE WAS A COW, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!.....

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Brian: Haha, oh Archie that was just so cool said! Freddie: You look extra good today, Archie my friend, have you lost weight? John: Wow Arichie you´re just the best! Here, have my chair... Roger: Okay, I had an invisible friend for ONE day! Can you please just leave it now?

hahaha! omgsh! thats so funny!

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Brian: Haha, oh Archie that was just so cool said! Freddie: You look extra good today, Archie my friend, have you lost weight? John: Wow Arichie you´re just the best! Here, have my chair... Roger: Okay, I had an invisible friend for ONE day! Can you please just leave it now?

hahaha! omgsh! thats so funny!

That is fucking hilarious as was the John and Freddie one. You are amazing at captions

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Fear me you lords and lady preachers! I decent upon your eart from the skies........................ Now a little adore would be nice here dahlings >:/

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Fear me you lords and lady preachers! I decent upon your eart from the skies........................ Now a little adore would be nice here dahlings >:/

Wonderful!

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Okay John, on the count of three, we´ll just rock out as hell!! Okay? John: Wow man, I can hardly wait *gasp, gasp, gasp* Freddie: 1-2-.. John: *Steals Freddies microphone and runs out on the middle of the stage* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH! AND ON THE FARM THERE WAS A COW, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!.....

OH MY GOSH!!!! I'M CRACKING UP! THAT IS HILARIOUS!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Okay John, on the count of three, we´ll just rock out as hell!! Okay? John: Wow man, I can hardly wait *gasp, gasp, gasp* Freddie: 1-2-.. John: *Steals Freddies microphone and runs out on the middle of the stage* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH! AND ON THE FARM THERE WAS A COW, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!.....

OH MY GOSH!!!! I'M CRACKING UP! THAT IS HILARIOUS!

the sad thing is is that I can just see John doing that!!! good one!!!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link I know, I know, it does´nt look to good.. I tried to open a cola-bottle with my teeths once, and the dammage was done :/

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link Roger: Woah Freddie, if there is HONESTLY no coke bottle stuffed down there well... they say I'M hung like a horse...

Sparrow wrote: link roger: *runs up panting* what did i miss? freddie: brian knocked his glasses off in the street and now is chasing an omnibus since they got caught in its' axl roger: hahahaha nice! john: *thinks* ill just take the extra pair in rog's pocket and.....

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Baby John: *thinking* When I grow up, NO ONE is gonna take pictures of me! Specially not when I have curly hair and a dress on! I SO wanna break free!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link John: I was too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.. Freddie: No john, the shirt was too sexy for you!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link John: Excuse me maam, But I just escaped from the insanity hospital.. Could you please tell me the way to the orphanage?

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: *tries to catch breath* FreMe...You are F-ING HILARIOUS! I LOVE YOUR CAPTIONS! OMFG!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: *tries to catch breath* FreMe...You are F-ING HILARIOUS! I LOVE YOUR CAPTIONS! OMFG!

Please dont suffocate dear, I would´nt want anything to happen to my beloved fans here :D! And thanks dudette!

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: *tries to catch breath* FreMe...You are F-ING HILARIOUS! I LOVE YOUR CAPTIONS! OMFG!

Please dont suffocate dear, I would´nt want anything to happen to my beloved fans here :D! And thanks dudette!

genious caption work!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Okay John, on the count of three, we´ll just rock out as hell!! Okay? John: Wow man, I can hardly wait *gasp, gasp, gasp* Freddie: 1-2-.. John: *Steals Freddies microphone and runs out on the middle of the stage* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH! AND ON THE FARM THERE WAS A COW, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!.....

OH MY GOSH!!!! I'M CRACKING UP! THAT IS HILARIOUS!

the sad thing is is that I can just see John doing that!!! good one!!!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Roger: Haha, would you look, Fredie´s being chased by a bulldog! AND IT RIPPED OFF HIS PANTS!!! AND HE CAN HARDLY RUNS IN THOSE PLATEAU SHOES, OMG I´LL HAVE TO TAKE A LOT OF PICTURES OF THIS!!! John: I still think tha´t I´m a better motiv Roger...

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Roger: I´m stoned, cold and crazy.. WEHAAAAAA!!!!

<font color=FFFFOO>John Deacon wrote: link Someone do this please!! :D:O

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>John Deacon wrote: link Someone do this please!! :D:O

] Roger: ... And when I wave my hands over Mr Vai's lifeless statue again... heeeee wiiiiilll AWAKE!! YEEEEES HE WIIIIIIIIIIILL... Steve... uh Steve... OK the Amazing Magician is experiencing technical difficulties right now...

<font color=&#FF0063><b>Cookies! wrote: link Freddie: Hey, look! I found a hair on my tongue! Oooh, it's all long and black.... Roger: Don't laugh at me while I'm sniffing my coke, Brian. It's a very serious procedure. Brian: Looks like we could both use some anti frizz shampoo... OK, that was very lame. :/

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color=&#FF0063><b>Cookies! wrote: link Freddie: Hey, look! I found a hair on my tongue! Oooh, it's all long and black.... Roger: Don't laugh at me while I'm sniffing my coke, Brian. It's a very serious procedure. Brian: Looks like we could both use some anti frizz shampoo... OK, that was very lame. :/

LMFAO at Freddie!! xD xD

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Wow, Brian, you were right, it's pretty impressive" link Brian - "Er.. Freddie, what are you doing?" Freddie - "My God, darling, it's VERY impressive!"

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Wow, Brian, you were right, it's pretty impressive" link Brian - "Er.. Freddie, what are you doing?" Freddie - "My God, darling, it's VERY impressive!"

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Roger - "Hey, ladies, Scream if you wanna see a drumstick spanking!!" Brian - "Well, I'm ready for it!"

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Just having a quick look, Brian. Sorry to interrupt. Hmmm, very impressive!" Brian - "Oh, F*cking hell!" link Freddie - "Well, Brian, you know they always say you can tell... the length of your *ahem* by your show size? Your feet are damn big!! Growl!" Brian - "Yours isn't that bad either, actually" link Freddie - "You know, i think it's one of my favourites. I'm growing very fond of it. Can i call it Bob?" Brian - "Freddie!!! NOT now! What on earth makes you want to look at my penis live in front of MILLIONS of people??"

Sparrow wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Just having a quick look, Brian. Sorry to interrupt. Hmmm, very impressive!" Brian - "Oh, F*cking hell!" link Freddie - "Well, Brian, you know they always say you can tell... the length of your *ahem* by your show size? Your feet are damn big!! Growl!" Brian - "Yours isn't that bad either, actually" link Freddie - "You know, i think it's one of my favourites. I'm growing very fond of it. Can i call it Bob?" Brian - "Freddie!!! NOT now! What on earth makes you want to look at my penis live in front of MILLIONS of people??"

you and peni......tsk tsk hahahaha

<font color=red>Flash! wrote:

Sparrow wrote:

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Just having a quick look, Brian. Sorry to interrupt. Hmmm, very impressive!" Brian - "Oh, F*cking hell!" link Freddie - "Well, Brian, you know they always say you can tell... the length of your *ahem* by your show size? Your feet are damn big!! Growl!" Brian - "Yours isn't that bad either, actually" link Freddie - "You know, i think it's one of my favourites. I'm growing very fond of it. Can i call it Bob?" Brian - "Freddie!!! NOT now! What on earth makes you want to look at my penis live in front of MILLIONS of people??"

you and peni......tsk tsk hahahaha

I'm not obsessed with that sort of thing, just to clarify. lol Oh come on, you think Freddie just innocently looks at Brians guitar every time??

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Roger - "Hey, ladies, Scream if you wanna see a drumstick spanking!!" Brian - "Well, I'm ready for it!"

<font color=red>Flash! wrote: link Freddie - "Just having a quick look, Brian. Sorry to interrupt. Hmmm, very impressive!" Brian - "Oh, F*cking hell!" link Freddie - "Well, Brian, you know they always say you can tell... the length of your *ahem* by your show size? Your feet are damn big!! Growl!" Brian - "Yours isn't that bad either, actually" link Freddie - "You know, i think it's one of my favourites. I'm growing very fond of it. Can i call it Bob?" Brian - "Freddie!!! NOT now! What on earth makes you want to look at my penis live in front of MILLIONS of people??"

Sparrow wrote: link roger: what the hell is that? brian: jonh, is taht your mum? john: its my aunt. i know. shes old. count the wrinkles i dare you! freddie: *thinking* oh dear. im lactating, if anyone finds yout about this my career will be ruined. im in the middle of this bloody operation and it was going swimmingly til now!

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote:

Sparrow wrote: link roger: what the hell is that? brian: jonh, is taht your mum? john: its my aunt. i know. shes old. count the wrinkles i dare you! freddie: *thinking* oh dear. im lactating, if anyone finds yout about this my career will be ruined. im in the middle of this bloody operation and it was going swimmingly til now!

haha! LMAO! xD xD xD

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe Deacon wrote: link Brian: I dont think that you want to find out about what happens, if you dont put my guitar down.. R I GHT NOW!

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote: link John: Here, whats that? Freddie: It looks like a bloke stripping! Brian: *thinks* I dont think anyone will notice if I have 40 winks...*falls asleep* Roger: Erm...Freddie I see something moving in your hair...I think you've got NITS! Freddie: Thats nice darling...

Sparrow wrote: link freddie: john, you call this a bowl!? brian: *whispers* fred, thats a cup, and youre holding it wrong freddie: how am i supposed to know how to hold these things roger: you just... freddie: BLOODY HELL ROG i know how to holda cup john: *sobs a little* my present just wasnt good enough? roger: i like it john, its very nice. isnt it very nice freddie? *jabs* freddie: its a bloddy BOWL! im telling you! john: *cries a little* roger: no really john! i like it! dont listen to him! ****after a moment of coaxking with a bluntobject to the head and minor humiliation*** freddie:........ok. its a cup. and its very nice john. thank you.

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link Mrs. Bulsara: Your so adorable Farrokh! Freddie: I'm going to be a pop star, you know.

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote: link (the finalists in the WHS Competition) Announcer:And the winner is... We couldn't decide. It's a draw ladies and gents Queenies:YAY! ************************************************* PS. WHS= Worst HairStyle

»Custard Pie« wrote: link Freddie:ooooh no.I've broken the damn thing already. Roger:This is your idea of a gift? You must be mad. Brian:(searches for right words)How...um lovely John:Whoops the nose fell off.Ill just quickly put it back.tumtetum.

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

»Custard Pie« wrote: link Freddie:ooooh no.I've broken the damn thing already. Roger:This is your idea of a gift? You must be mad. Brian:(searches for right words)How...um lovely John:Whoops the nose fell off.Ill just quickly put it back.tumtetum.

LOL! That was really funny! When I first saw that picture, I thought Roger peed his pants!

»Custard Pie« wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

»Custard Pie« wrote: link Freddie:ooooh no.I've broken the damn thing already. Roger:This is your idea of a gift? You must be mad. Brian:(searches for right words)How...um lovely John:Whoops the nose fell off.Ill just quickly put it back.tumtetum.

LOL! That was really funny! When I first saw that picture, I thought Roger peed his pants!

lol I thought that too soo i zoomed in really far but it just went blurry haha

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote: *revives* link It is kind of lame...lol Now the order for reading this one is...John..Then Roger, then Freddie and THEN Brian...lol link

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote: *revives* link It is kind of lame...lol Now the order for reading this one is...John..Then Roger, then Freddie and THEN Brian...lol link

LOL! I love your captions! xD And where'd you get that LOVELY last picture?

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote: *revives* link It is kind of lame...lol Now the order for reading this one is...John..Then Roger, then Freddie and THEN Brian...lol link

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote: *revives* link It is kind of lame...lol Now the order for reading this one is...John..Then Roger, then Freddie and THEN Brian...lol link

Sorry, I can't decipher (understand) this last photo, what did Freddie say?

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote: *revives* link It is kind of lame...lol Now the order for reading this one is...John..Then Roger, then Freddie and THEN Brian...lol link

Sorry, I can't decipher (understand) this last photo, what did Freddie say?

OOOPS! My bad...Freddie says "John, I bet I can think of 10 ways to dump you RIGHT NOW!"... Sorry.

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: link Freddie: Focus...focus...now don't shoot yet, dear, I'm concentrating. **The photographer snaps the photo anyway.**

<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: link Freddie: Focus...focus...now don't shoot yet, dear, I'm concentrating. **The photographer snaps the photo anyway.**

Lol who's the blonde in the background??

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: link Freddie: Focus...focus...now don't shoot yet, dear, I'm concentrating. **The photographer snaps the photo anyway.**

Lol who's the blonde in the background??

I'm not sure.

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: link Freddie: Focus...focus...now don't shoot yet, dear, I'm concentrating. **The photographer snaps the photo anyway.**

Lol who's the blonde in the background??

I'm not sure.

It's Roger! xD

<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: link Freddie: Focus...focus...now don't shoot yet, dear, I'm concentrating. **The photographer snaps the photo anyway.**

Lol who's the blonde in the background??

I'm not sure.

It's Roger! xD

Lol that's too ugly to be Roger!!

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Here's another one of Freddie, check it out: link Freddie: Stick 'em up and sing, darlings! XD

Oooh. Freddie is so beautiful! :D

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Here's another one of Freddie, check it out: link Freddie: Stick 'em up and sing, darlings! XD

Oooh. Freddie is so beautiful! :D

Uh, dudette, I just changed the caption before I was outposted. It may look like Freddie's about to shoot the audience (not really), but he was really rocking out to Brian's solo. So, please change the caption in your quote?

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Here's another one of Freddie, check it out: link Freddie: Stick 'em up and sing, darlings! XD

Oooh. Freddie is so beautiful! :D

Uh, dudette, I just changed the caption before I was outposted. It may look like Freddie's about to shoot the audience (not really), but he was really rocking out to Brian's solo. So, please change the caption in your quote?

Huh? I don't get it, why? :p

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Here's another one of Freddie, check it out: link Freddie: Stick 'em up and sing, darlings! XD

Oooh. Freddie is so beautiful! :D

Uh, dudette, I just changed the caption before I was outposted. It may look like Freddie's about to shoot the audience (not really), but he was really rocking out to Brian's solo. So, please change the caption in your quote?

Huh? I don't get it, why? :p

Nevermind, I'll change it back to the way it was.

<font color =FF0099> BowieQueen wrote: link Brian:Ooh look John there's a really hot girl stripping... Freddie:It's VERONICA! John:*growls* Roger:*Drools* ooh my goooood, have mercy SLAP Roger:Ow... John I'm sorry... Freddie: John didn't slap you I DID. YOU'RE MINE YOU HEAR ME, MIIIIINE!!!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe Deacon wrote: link Brian: Haha, oh Archie that was just so cool said! Freddie: You look extra good today, Archie my friend, have you lost weight? John: Wow Arichie you´re just the best! Here, have my chair... Roger: Okay, I had an invisible friend for ONE day! Can you please just leave it now?

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe Deacon wrote:

<font color=0099FF>*brianmay4eva* wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote:

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: link Freddie: Okay John, on the count of three, we´ll just rock out as hell!! Okay? John: Wow man, I can hardly wait *gasp, gasp, gasp* Freddie: 1-2-.. John: *Steals Freddies microphone and runs out on the middle of the stage* OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH! AND ON THE FARM THERE WAS A COW, EEH AI EEH AI OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!.....

OH MY GOSH!!!! I'M CRACKING UP! THAT IS HILARIOUS!

the sad thing is is that I can just see John doing that!!! good one!!!

Yeah... It brought tears to my eye <:/

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Here's another one of Freddie, check it out: link Freddie: Stick 'em up and sing, darlings! XD

Oooh. Freddie is so beautiful! :D

Uh, dudette, I just changed the caption before I was outposted. It may look like Freddie's about to shoot the audience (not really), but he was really rocking out to Brian's solo. So, please change the caption in your quote?

Huh? I don't get it, why? :p

Nevermind, I'll change it back to the way it was.

But I wanna know why, now! Please tell me, dearie! xD

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: But I just want to know WHY you said it. I'm a bit slow on that kind of stuff.... This is the little thing that can keep me wondering all day, ya know. :P PS: I mean no offense or anything, I'm just curious. Too curious for my own good. Like Curious George. :P

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: But I just want to know WHY you said it. I'm a bit slow on that kind of stuff.... This is the little thing that can keep me wondering all day, ya know. :P PS: I mean no offense or anything, I'm just curious. Too curious for my own good. Like Curious George. :P

All right, all right! I asked ITiedYourMotherDown to change the caption that she quoted in the first place because I changed it before she outposted me. I wanted to avoid criticism on the photo, like "Freddie was playing air-guitar to Brian's solo" or "Freddie's half microphone stand isn't a gun." Y'know what I mean. I just don't want people to be picky about my captions. I hope it makes sense to you.

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: [In a Butt-head voice] Uh-huh-huh-huh, check this out: link Roger: Hey, Freddie, do you think I look sexy enough for the ladies? Freddie: Honestly, Roger, do you think you can pull that off better than me? John: zzzzzzzzz **mumbles something in his sleep** Veronica...zzzzzzzzzz... Brian: Fellas, I don't know how much more of this we can take. Photographer: All right, you guys! Let's get on with it! **Snaps the photo**

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: But I just want to know WHY you said it. I'm a bit slow on that kind of stuff.... This is the little thing that can keep me wondering all day, ya know. :P PS: I mean no offense or anything, I'm just curious. Too curious for my own good. Like Curious George. :P

All right, all right! I asked ITiedYourMotherDown to change the caption that she quoted in the first place because I changed it before she outposted me. I wanted to avoid criticism on the photo, like "Freddie was playing air-guitar to Brian's solo" or "Freddie's half microphone stand isn't a gun." Y'know what I mean. I just don't want people to be picky about my captions. I hope it makes sense to you.

O_o...Sorry about that! xD My fault...god I'm an idiot! xD

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color="FF66CC">ITiedYourMotherDown wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: But I just want to know WHY you said it. I'm a bit slow on that kind of stuff.... This is the little thing that can keep me wondering all day, ya know. :P PS: I mean no offense or anything, I'm just curious. Too curious for my own good. Like Curious George. :P

All right, all right! I asked ITiedYourMotherDown to change the caption that she quoted in the first place because I changed it before she outposted me. I wanted to avoid criticism on the photo, like "Freddie was playing air-guitar to Brian's solo" or "Freddie's half microphone stand isn't a gun." Y'know what I mean. I just don't want people to be picky about my captions. I hope it makes sense to you.

O_o...Sorry about that! xD My fault...god I'm an idiot! xD

No-no-no, don't ever call yourself an idiot 'cause you're not an idiot. Things like that just happens.

<font color =FF0099> BowieQueen wrote: link Brian: Right guys hands up who thinks we look stupid? *everyone raises hands except Freddie* Freddie: really dahlings you have no appreciation of modern art do you?? Roger: Don't worry boys someday we'll look back on this and laugh John: really? Roger: Nope! John: Well Freddie I for one am never going to let you talk me into stupid promos EVER AGAIN! Whaddaya say guys? Rog and Bri: YEAH! Freddie: Oh yes that reminds me John, I'd love to release your GREAT song 'I Want To Break Free' as a single. I've even got some great ideas to promote it... :D

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: ^Excellent, Sparrow! Now check this one out: link Freddie: (in a seductive tone) Ladies...and gentlemen of course, do you all want to have a look at my bare chest? **Sorry, inappropriate again!:[**

<font color =agirlinsane> BowieQueen wrote: link Brian: Make me a caption or prepare to be sent home in a body bag! Grrrrr......

<font color =agirlinsane> BowieQueen wrote: link Brian: An essential life skill is money-saving, I've saved HUNDREDS just by building my instrument out of a fireplace, not to mention wearing my wifes clothes from when she was 8 years old...

Sparrow wrote:

<font color =agirlinsane> BowieQueen wrote: link Brian: An essential life skill is money-saving, I've saved HUNDREDS just by building my instrument out of a fireplace, not to mention wearing my wifes clothes from when she was 8 years old...

he looks like he has boobies O.O lmao

DeadAndGone wrote: link Brian:*lookin' drunk* big smile for the camera, Roggie! Roger: oh gosh, Brian I told you not to drink it, its to hard for you...*smiles for the camera* kinda lame, but that was my first one lol xD

<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote: link John: So...^^...Veronica... Veronica: Yes? ;D John: :DDD!!!! DO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE :DDD!!!*Rrrrrrrr* Veronica: O_o...? link Freddie: Er...Roger? Roger: *Uh oh*...Yes, Freddie-poo darling? :X Freddie: Remember when I said that you could go out and buy a pair of sunglasses? ~>:-O!!! Roger: O_o...Y-yes...*chokes a little*...*hides*... Freddie: Well...*giggles*... ~>:-O!! HOW MANY DID YOU FUCKING BUY!?!?!?! Roger: O_O...*runs*... Freddie: You can run all you want to, my dear darling Roger. ...This money is coming out of YOUR paycheck. :D Roger: X_X lol. Hope it wasn't dumb xD

kingarthur wrote: John *thinking* : i shouldnt of worn these golf balls in these tight jeans link

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Remember the "Stupid Little Stories???" He found them!! :o link Brian: I'd sure like to meet her someday!

<font color =lifeonmars?> BowieQueen wrote:

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Remember the "Stupid Little Stories???" He found them!! :o link Brian: I'd sure like to meet her someday!

Haha that was funny!

<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>MakeLuv wrote: link Freddie - Oooohh yeah BABY! OWWW!! Look how good i look in fishnets and leather...*places finger on butt* *sizzle* *holds for a minute, and burns himself* owwww! TOO HOT!!! TOO HOTT!! OH SHIT! link Brian - HOLY SHIT! Look at that crowd of people chasing us!!! Roger - Here Quick! Hide under this magazine!! Brian - Er...*crowd draws nearer* OK!!! Give me that fucking magazine... link Freddie - I AM YOUR FATHER!!!! John - Magnificooooooooooo!!! Roger - *cough*, eeww...this gas really fucks me up... Brian - Got that right...you had enough marijuana yesterday... link Roggie - Hey Fred, can I use you as a chair Freddie - No... Rog - *sarcastic* thanks! *sits on him* Freddie - While you're at it, you can give me a lap dance, you know. *Rog gets up* Freddie - Just an offer...

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Remember the "Stupid Little Stories???" He found them!! :o link Brian: I'd sure like to meet her someday!

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Remember the "Stupid Little Stories???" He found them!! :o link Brian: I'd sure like to meet her someday!

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Remember the "Stupid Little Stories???" He found them!! :o link Brian: I'd sure like to meet her someday!

<font color =lifeonmars?> BowieQueen wrote: link Photographer: So guys are we ready? John: Yep! Brian: I suppose so... Freddie: Just get on with it! Roger: Shut up you pricks or else I can't hear the voices in my head! *Camera flashes as for no apparent reason Rog starts to growl!*

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: ^HAHAHA! Good one, 7 Sease of Rhye. Check this out: link Freddie: **thinking** Hmmm, what note is he playing? Brian: **thinking** Hmmm, is Freddie gonna back off? I'm trying to concentrate on my solo.

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link Freddie: Oh man, I hope she didn't hear that. Woman: What is that smell?!?!

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Hehehehe! XD Excellent one, Cookies & Sparrow! Check this out: link Freddie: I need a big hug from all my Queen fans, that means you Flashy, Mrs. Freddie Mercury, 7 Seas Of Rhye, everyone! Don't worry, one of my band mates is distracting the stage guards! Sorry, that's kinda lame! But this is just a caption!

Sparrow wrote: link john: im going to kill freddie. he did this to me last year. i should know better, this wasnt a costume party. *puts head back on* goddammit! i hate halloween! *next year* freddie: *calls john* hey john! costume party! my house! john: ok ill go *snickers and thinks* im not falling for this again! link brian and freddie: hey john! wheres your costume? john: bloody hell. freddie: well you cant have a costume party without a costume *makes hat* at least put this on! you can be a....a sailor! link john: thanks fred. another year of me as a jackass.

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Hehehehe! XD Excellent one, Cookies & Sparrow! Check this out: link Freddie: I need a big hug from all my Queen fans, that means you Flashy, Mrs. Freddie Mercury, 7 Seas Of Rhye, everyone! Don't worry, one of my band mates is distracting the stage guards! Sorry, that's kinda lame! But this is just a caption!

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Ummm...any ideas for this one? link

<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: Lame one: link Freddie: How is it that even though I scratch my ass through my pants and my underwear, my fingers STILL stink?!?!? Roger: Freddie, you shouldn't have ordered me that extra marguerita... I'm feeling a bit... woozy. Brian: It's way past my bedtime.... :P

Pilly wrote: link Freddie: 1...2...3...4... Elton: *whispering* Ok Fred, so Roger's hiding in the women's bathroom...John...oh John's as usual hiding behind a curtain, and Brian...oh, there's a sneaky boy, he thinks he can camouflage with those black poodles over there...HA! You can't lose!

<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe Mercury wrote:

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Ummm...any ideas for this one? link

I do, but it's VERY inapropriate...!

<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote: Ummm...any ideas for this one? link

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link John: Barbie called, she wants her shoes back. Freddie: *giggles* Roger: Look, I'm having a really poopy day! My hair looks awful, I'm cold, and I have to go potty! John: Did you just say your having a poopy day and you have to go POTTY? Brian: Well I think it's a lovely day! I feel good. I feel great! I feel like nothing can stop me now! I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Freddie: *moves away from Brian* Eww, he's being weird again.

<font color="#FF006">GetDown!<h6>MakeLuv wrote:

7 seas of Rhye wrote: link John: Barbie called, she wants her shoes back. Freddie: *giggles* Roger: Look, I'm having a really poopy day! My hair looks awful, I'm cold, and I have to go potty! John: Did you just say your having a poopy day and you have to go POTTY? Brian: Well I think it's a lovely day! I feel good. I feel great! I feel like nothing can stop me now! I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Freddie: *moves away from Brian* Eww, he's being weird again.

LOL! ROFL! xD!

Pilly wrote: link Freddie: Where the hell did Roger go???

<font color =lifeonmars?> BowieQueen wrote: Hey this caption thread has quite a lot of pages now, OK if I start a new one?