| YourValentine 27.06.2006 08:32 |
I am always impressed by a stadium full of people shouting or singing. Some are local and some are universal. Here are some local fan chants I know: to the tune of "Go West" - "Steht auf, wenn Ihr Mainzer seid. steht auf, wenn Ihr Mainzer seid..." (stand up if you are from Mainz...)I think this is universal to the tune of Yellow Submarine: "Wir sind nur ein Karnevalsverein, Karnevalsverein, Karnevalsverein... " meaning: "we are just a carnival club, carnival club etc" - a tune brought up by the local rivals from Frankfurt who sang : YOU are just...". The fans from Mainz took up the tune in self mockery and now they have a couple of other local carnival songs in their catalogue (Mainz has a carnival tradition), for example "Humba humba täterrää" which is self explaining and has been adopted by other fans from the premier league :) "Du hast die Haare schön, Du hast die Haare schön" is a cool chant from Mainz, I don't know where the tune comes from, it's used for other football chants, too. It means "you have your hair done nicely" and it started when a striker, who happend to have a new hairdo that day, missed the goal from 2 meters. Now it's always used to make fun of a player who makes a very stupid mistake. |
| deleted user 27.06.2006 08:44 |
Being a Manchester United supporter I would be familiar with the whole 'Ooh Ah Cantona!' thing, which was also sung when the Irish team were playing in the form of 'Ooh Ah Paul McGrath!' Funny, he played for both Ireland and United. |
| Mr.Jingles 27.06.2006 09:20 |
I know this one from a TV show I once saw doing a report with football fans in Buenos Aires, Argentina: Brasilero, Brasilero! Que amargado se te ve Maradona es lo mas grande Es mas grande que Pele |
| Bob The Shrek 27.06.2006 15:08 |
Who's your father, who's your father Who's your father, referee Ain't got one Never had one You're a bastard referee. |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 27.06.2006 15:44 |
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.... We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.. A noose, a tree, hang the referee (repeat as necessary) |
| Penetration_Guru 27.06.2006 15:58 |
Ohhh Gary Gary...Gary Gary Gary Gary Pallister (Son Of My Father - shite 70s pop) One Bryan Robson...there's only one Bryan Robson (Guan Tanamera or whatever it is) Oh Ah Cantona (La Marsellaise) La La La lalala Laaa Keano (Hey Jude) Neville Neville (Rebel Rebel) We've got Wesley Brown (Knees Up Mother Brown) We've got that Mickey Phelan, and he's sub, sub sub, woah-wo-woh (You've Lost That Loving Feeling) He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Brian McClair, Brian McClair (original is a nursery rhyme I think) He scores goals galore, he scores goals, Paul Scholes, he scores goals (Kum By Yah) Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing (Robin Hood, Robin Hood...) Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart, again (Love will tear you apart) Ruus van Nistelrooy, tra la-la la-la (Brown Girl In The Ring) Vieira, whoa-oh, he gave Giggsy the ball, and Arsenal won fuck all (Volare) One the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Twelve Cantonas, Eleven Cantonas, Ten Cantonas, Nine Cantonas, Eight Cantonas, Seven Cantonas, Six Cantonas, FIVE CANTONAS....Four Cantonas, Three Cantonas, Two Cantonas, and an Eric Cantona. |
| Brimon 27.06.2006 16:26 |
Stand up if you hate Sunderland! |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 27.06.2006 17:59 |
to the tune of 'My Old Man's a Dustman' Oh Stevie Bull's a ta ta, He wears and England Cap, He plays for Wolverhampton, He is a lovely chap. He scores with his left foot, He scores with his right, And when we play the Albion, He'll score all fuckin' night. Fight fight, wherever you may be, We are the boys from the Black country, We'll fight you all wherever you may be, Cos we are the boys from the Black country, (We dont river dance to that one though!) I was born under a Wanderers scarf... Do you know where hell is, hell is at West Brom, Heaven is the Molineux and that is where we're from... I was born under a Wanderers scarf. |
| Forever88 27.06.2006 18:11 |
We Will We Will Rock You! We Will We Will Rock You! |
| YourValentine 27.06.2006 20:09 |
Amazing - fans are very creative. I wonder if other countries have these chants, too but England is sure the home of the fan chant. |
| MexQueenFM 27.06.2006 20:12 |
My team - 1. Vamos vamos Americaaaa que esta nocheeeeeee tenemos que ganarrrr 2. Aguilas ..... Aguilas ..... Aguilas 3. Donde estan, donde estan? los putos que nos iban a ganar!! |
| DreaminQueen 27.06.2006 20:56 |
well i dont know how many of these are used outside of the US, but heres some we use at school basketball games and such... Dominoes Pizza (sounds like you suck sorta when u got the entire gym doing it... NOT... my principals crazy, we cant chant it anymore but, we did for a time) Nuts and Bolts, Nuts and Bolts, YOU GOT SCREWED!!! ZEBRAS BELONG AT THE ZOO! (referring to a bad ref with the black/white pintstrips) WARM UP THE BUS, WARM UP THE BUS! duuuunnnn nuuunnuuuuunuhhh HEY! YOU SUCK! (repeat as necessary) SHOOT THE J, SHOOT IT! "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.... We want BJ, BJ, BJ BJBJBJBJ..." Yea, i dont do that one... thats a dirty one they love to do... oh teenagers... "God's on our side" (because we're a catholic school) and some other goofy ones we did at a ROTC drill meet cuz we j/ wanted to go home while 20 other schools were going nuts.... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 27.06.2006 23:06 |
One that our cross town rival uses is "Raiders! Raiders! MASTURBATORS!" |
| Carol! the Musical 27.06.2006 23:35 |
Paul McCartney Junior wrote: One that our cross town rival uses is "Raiders! Raiders! MASTURBATORS!"LMAO!! XD And about that one DreaminQueen said, "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.... We want BJ, BJ, BJ BJBJBJBJ..." Would someone please explain? I'm not sure I got it quite right.. :P |
| blerp 28.06.2006 00:23 |
I know that America's is, 'we're all fat and stupid' |
| Hank H. 28.06.2006 03:33 |
During the game Sweden vs Germany, some Germans sang: "Ihr seid nur ein Möbelfabrikant, Möbelfabrikant, Möbelfabrikant" (Yellow Submarine), or "Ihr könnt nur Möbel baun" (same tune as "Du hast die Haare schön"), meaning that the Swedens are only good in producing furniture (IKEA). |
| Saint Jiub 28.06.2006 04:29 |
This was done at Michigan Technological University Hockey games thirty years ago. I do not know if it is still done there now. In heavan there is no beer That's why we drink it here When we're away from here Our friends will be drinking all the beer In heaven there are no refs That's why we drink the beer When we're away from here Our friends will be bitching at the refs. Also, I really enjoy the dutch soccer (er I mean football) chants (which Freddie encouraged) at the first Leiden concert of 1986. |
| DudleyFufkin 28.06.2006 05:48 |
"hey , Hey Riise, oh, ha, I wanna know how you scored that goal". (penny G will know this one well) "we won it 5 times....." (to the tune of sloop john b) "Steven Gerrard, Gerrard, he hits the ball 60 yards, hes better than frank lampard , steven gerrard gerrard". (to the tune of que cera) PS not a chant but, Watch this space, Steven Gerrard to show why hes the best player in the world...... |
| DreaminQueen 01.07.2006 16:11 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:I'll explain it, but its rather dirty...Paul McCartney Junior wrote: One that our cross town rival uses is "Raiders! Raiders! MASTURBATORS!"LMAO!! XD And about that one DreaminQueen said, "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.... We want BJ, BJ, BJ BJBJBJBJ..." Would someone please explain? I'm not sure I got it quite right.. :P Its originally started as an inside joke on the Cross Country team (long distance running)... There was a wooden duck they would take everywhere so they would chant "QUACK,QUACK..." etc etc... And being teens with raging hormones, they love to make things dirty, and BJ stands for uhh.... god this is nasty... Blow Job.... And then it spread and eventually pretty much everyone in school was chanting it... |
| Carol! the Musical 01.07.2006 16:25 |
DreaminQueen wrote:Ooooooooooohhhh!! Thanks for clearing me up on that one! :P<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:I'll explain it, but its rather dirty... Its originally started as an inside joke on the Cross Country team (long distance running)... There was a wooden duck they would take everywhere so they would chant "QUACK,QUACK..." etc etc... And being teens with raging hormones, they love to make things dirty, and BJ stands for uhh.... god this is nasty... Blow Job.... And then it spread and eventually pretty much everyone in school was chanting it...Paul McCartney Junior wrote: One that our cross town rival uses is "Raiders! Raiders! MASTURBATORS!"LMAO!! XD And about that one DreaminQueen said, "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.... We want BJ, BJ, BJ BJBJBJBJ..." Would someone please explain? I'm not sure I got it quite right.. :P |
| deleted user 01.07.2006 17:48 |
Here's some United ones directed at the opposition: "We won the Premier League, down by the Riverside!" (against Middlesbrough) "Leeds are our feeder club" (against Leeds) "Just a small team in Chelsea" (against Fulham) "Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers" (against Everton) "Oh Teddy Teddy, came to Man United and he won the lot" (against Portsmouth when ex-United boy Teddy Sheringham played for them) "Big nose, what's the score?" (can't remember who exactly this one was directed at, sorry) |
| Penetration_Guru 01.07.2006 19:11 |
Phil Thompson. |
| bitesthedust 02.07.2006 09:50 |
I know lots of fan chants. Most of which are unsuitable here. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 02.07.2006 20:29 |
At our home matches, the crowd just chants my last name slowly. Its awesome |
| eggy 03.07.2006 06:16 |
Cut a paste an email. Van Persie and Traore ones are classics... > Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man > United the other day: > "Park, Park, Where ever you may be > You eat dogs in your home country > But it could be worse > You could be a scouse > Eating rats in your council house" > > (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: > Your sister is your mother > Your uncle is your brother > You all f@*k one another > The Norwich family > der der der der clap clap etc > > Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. > 'Going down, going down, going down.' > Sunderland fans reply..... > 'So are we, so are we, so are we.' > > "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?" > Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips > > Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: > "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" > > (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): > "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" > > To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted > for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): > "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" > > West brom sang: > the premier league is upside down > the premier league is upside down > we're up the top chelsea bottom > the premier league is upside down > > then a few seconds later > > champions...............champions..............champions > > He's here, he's there > We're not allowed to swear > Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" > Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't > like the idea of a swear word in his song. > > > > A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... > *in style of Chim-Chiminey* > Tim timminy > Tim timminy > Tim Tim Tirooo > We've got Tim Howard > and he says F*CK YOU!! > > In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football > stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match... > He's red, > He's sound, > He's banned from every ground, > Carra's dad, > Carra's dad > > Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at > St Andrews... > Theres only one Emile Heskey, > one Emile Heskey, > He used to be sh**e, > But now hes alright, > Walking in a Heskey wonderland > > Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency > cover... > He's bald, > He's sh*t, > He gets a game when no-one's fit, > Pascal Cygan! > Pascal Cygan! > > To the tune of Rebel Rebel > Neville Neville, you play in defence, > Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko > you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad > > Don't blame it on the Biscan, > Don't blame it on the Hamann, > Don't blame it on the Finnan, > Blame it on Traore, > He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. > He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. > > "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"... > Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was > diagnosed with Schizophrenia. |