| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 16:43 |
On a sunny, bright merry day Freddie woke from a deep slumber, stretching his arms to the point where they knocked all the pictures off the walls around him causing the pictures to fall on Brian Roger and John's heads. Brian woke immediately and screamed MY HAIR!, touching his 923854 brown follicles of curly hair making sure each one was in the right place. John screamed NO ROLLER COASTERS! MUMMY SAVE ME! (this is where Brian got the idea for Save Me, this and Hasselhoff's previous attackings in the other stories) and looked around like a lost duck (looking for its mother). Roger merely rolled over, still asleep, and moved his 20 pillows to different positions and stretched himself out across his entire bed like he was making a snow angel. Freddie got out of bed, looked around at his three band companions and gave them a weird look (as if to say what the heck is wrong with you guys....I don't see what you're complaining about, what did I do to you?!). He got undressed and begin to fill up a nice hot bubble bath. Brian started to get hungry, so he got up and went into the kitchen to make some breakfast. BRIAN DEAR I HEAR YOU ENTERING THE KITCHEN BRING ME MY CHEERIOS SO I CAN EAT THEM IN MY BUBBLE BATH AND LATER ON THE TOILET IN MY UNDEROOS! John came into the kitchen. "John, please go get the biggest bowl in the house and give Freddie his Cheerios," said Brian. I'm trying to make my Belgian waffles with nuts. BELGIAN WAFFLES MY FOOT!! GET ME MY CHEERIOS NOW! screamed the enraged Freddie. He hated waiting for things. (it had only been five seconds) I'LL MAKE THE BATHTUB AND TOILET WATER OVERFLOW!!!!!!!!!(especially on your precious Belgian waffles with nuts, Freddie thought to himself. Me and my Cheerios are way more important than your hyperactive compulsive appetite and fat stomach which is almost as fat as the skin on your neck which covers my shopping receipt envelopes which fill up Hyde Park! he also thought.) But, Brian, I can't go in there while he's in the tub. My innocence will be ruptured!, John cried. Relax, John, he'll be consumed by bubble bath soap, you won't be able to see anything. If you don't hurry up I'll have to wake up Roger and make him go in there, and you know how Roger almost killed you the last time you plucked one note on your bass guitar while he was sleeping. Why can't you go, Brian? I've already told you John I have to make my Belgian waffles with nuts! IF I HEAR ONE MORE PATHETIC WORD ABOUT YOUR STUPID PRECIOUS BELGIAN WAFFLES WITH NUTS I WILL GET OUT OF THIS BATHTUB AND THROW YOU BOTH ON ROGER!!!! Okay, said the reluctant John. He got the bowl of Cheerios and headed towards the bathroom. As he kept getting closer he heard loud sounds, which got louder and louder as he reached the door. He was so afraid to touch the doorknob he began to sweat incredibly. He opened the door to see Freddie in the bathtub singing Y.M.C.A. at the top of his lungs with his eyes closed and his head back (like he does in concerts) while he was scrubbing his back with a backscrubber. John stood watching in amazement and shock and fear for a moment. Freddie then began to sing Macho Man and I'm too sexy for my shirt, except his version was I'm too sexy for my Cheerios. John dropped the Cheerios on the floor and ran out slamming the door, causing Freddie to become alarmed and the scrubber flew out of his hand and went into the toilet. Oh well, at least I have my Cheerios, thought Freddie. A few minutes later - BRIAN, OR ONE WHO WISHES HE WAS BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY AND LOOKS LIKE BOB SAGET, I NEED MY BACKSCRUBBER STERILIZED AND REMOVED FROM THE TOILET PLEASE!!! |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 16:43 |
how is this my dears? |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 16:46 |
hehe Y.M.C.A !!! |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 18:17 |
shall i write more? |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 18:23 |
Yes please. i should really write more of my story. I'm lazy. But write yours too dear so I feel compelled. |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 20:14 |
I CAN'T LEAVE THE TUB UNTIL YOU DO!!!...........BRIAN???!!!!!.................BRIANPOOS????!!!!!!!.......WHERE ARE YOU??!! DON'T LEAVE ME!! Brian had just eaten his lovely Belgian waffles with nuts and was too mesmerized by them to hear Freddie's frantic screams. He sat in the sun at the nice picnic table, devouring the remains of the bottle of syrup he added to them by excessively licking the plate until it was completely clear of syrup and waffle pieces. John was still in shock after entering the bathroom earlier. He had ran out of the house and down the road, looking for the tree that was farthest away to sit under. On the way though, he ran into a stop sign, and while he was unconscious from this he was mistaken for garbage and almost got hauled away by the trash man in the dumpster. John awoke after a few minutes and made his way back home.......and got honked at by many vehicles for walking in the middle of the road through traffic and walking through red and green lights and ignoring stop signs, causing many wrecks. |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 20:14 |
By the way, Brian's plate was a pink Barbie plate :o) |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 20:16 |
Also, I do accept direction for my next writings :o) |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 20:16 |
In other words, feel free to give me suggestions/hints/pointers for the next part of the story |
| PlanetMercury15 24.06.2006 22:48 |
I will write more soon |
| mayniac316 24.06.2006 23:02 |
PlanetMercury15 wrote: By the way, Brian's plate was a pink Barbie plate :o)LOL!! Don't forget his matching pink Barbie cup for his grapefruit juice! xD |
| as it began 24.06.2006 23:56 |
LOL, Belgian waffles with nuts = genius :) |
| DreaminQueen 25.06.2006 13:42 |
mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote:And the matching napkin set he bought!PlanetMercury15 wrote: By the way, Brian's plate was a pink Barbie plate :o)LOL!! Don't forget his matching pink Barbie cup for his grapefruit juice! xD And the spoon with the daisies on the handle! |
| Queen_Rox 26.06.2006 12:37 |
So, PlanetMercury15, could you tell us what happens next, please? |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 18:42 |
yes dears sorry ive been gone for a while ill start now.... |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 18:48 |
By the time John got home, Freddie had gotten out of the tub. Brian was putting all his Barbie plates and silverware carefully in the dishwasher, and Roger was forcing Freddie to watch a cooking show. A cooking show!? Roger, have you lost your mind?! I am not watching this deliberate trash! |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 18:49 |
And they say I'm the gay one in the band?! retorted Freddie. |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 18:50 |
Hey! screamed Roger. At least I don't stay in the bathtub for 3 hours and scream at people ordering them around for what you want while others are trying to sleep! |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 18:51 |
Brian was finished with his Barbie utensils and ran into the living room, but slipped on a die from John playing Yahtzee and screamed stop the fighting save the whales! |
| Katastrophe Mercury 27.06.2006 19:56 |
hehehehehe. are they watching Emeril Lagasse? :P John playing yahtzee (not spelled right probably) reminds me of an episode from the simpsons when homer and bart combined battleship and scrabble "hey! you sunk my scrabble-ship!" :D |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 20:20 |
Oh gosh, Roger, not Emeril, please not Emeril, I can't stand that fat Italian life size hotdog looking moving action figure Shut up! Emeril's my idol! Do you want me to switch back to Barefoot Contessa? NOOOOOOOOO screamed Freddie and fought Roger for the remote |
| PlanetMercury15 27.06.2006 20:24 |
This interrupted John's solo game of Yahtzee (he was using pillows and cushions and pins for other players at desperate points in the game) by knocking his dice down into the vent. John started to cry |
| DreaminQueen 27.06.2006 21:54 |
LMAO! lol this great stuff!!! :-D haha I like the Barefoot Contessa too roger! lol |
| PlanetMercury15 12.07.2006 11:38 |
Brian began dancing around with pots and pans, banging them together loudly to the We Will rock you dvd drum beat of Keep Yourself Alive. Roger got upset at this and screamed HEY I PLAY THE DRUMS HERE! |
| PlanetMercury15 12.07.2006 11:43 |
SAVE THE WHALES SAVE THE WHALES ALL OF ENGLAND SAVE THE WHALES! BRIAN SHUT UP screamed Roger and Roger began chasing him around the room. They tripped and fell down the stairs and Brian fell and got his head stuck in the vent hole which John had removed looking for his Yahtzee dice. Roger fell into the trashcan and got his hair all in an old rotten head of cabbage |
| PlanetMercury15 12.07.2006 11:43 |
This made John cry even harder |
| PlanetMercury15 12.07.2006 12:00 |
Freddie was so excited - I HAVE THE CONTROL OF THE REMOTE!!!! he screamed and quickly changed the channel. But, his happiness didn't last long when he discovered that all across the world, they were having all day episodes on every channel of cooking show marathons featuring Emeril Contessa Paula Deen and Rachael Ray |
| PlanetMercury15 12.07.2006 12:03 |
Freddie screamed at the top of his lungs (believe me, this is loud!) causing John to get scared, still crying and run into the closet and hide. Roger was ranting and raving about his hair so he got into the shower to wash the cabbage off. |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 14:26 |
Your story ROCKS!! it is sooo creative! LOL! |
| PlanetMercury15 12.07.2006 16:34 |
Well thank you dear :o) I get my ideas from all the other stories our other wonderful QueenZone members write ! and as my Queen knowledge expands :o) Not plagarizing but you know, those stories open up doorways and creativity :o) |
| PlanetMercury15 20.07.2006 07:48 |
Roger got out of the shower, Freddie bought John new dice, and all four band members were sitting on the couch tryin to find a good movie to watch. |
| PlanetMercury15 20.07.2006 07:55 |
Roger - I demand, no more cooking shows, the marathon is finally over! YES! Freddie exclaimed. Brian said, yeah Roger, you've annoyed Freddie enough today, please leave him alone. Roger: Oh you brilliant Barbie loving, scientific, scientifically ancient, aging peacemaker! Brian just smiled and replied, that's me! Brian was sitting comfortably on the couch, not really caring what was on, just hoping everyone would be quiet and peaceful. John and Freddie and Roger all wanted to find a good movie. NO ROGER NOT GIRLS GONE WILD! screamed John.....................................................30 minutes later they all decided on watching Jumanji. |
| PlanetMercury15 20.07.2006 07:57 |
After the movie, they decided they wanted to go somewhere and have some fun. Brian mentioned ice cream, so they stopped at the nearest Baskin and Robbins. |
| eenaweena 20.07.2006 07:59 |
HAHAHA! ROFLMAO! your story's sooooo funny! please continue! :) |
| PlanetMercury15 20.07.2006 16:48 |
They got out of the car after parking. As Freddie stepped out however, a dumptruck drove by at 100 miles an hour drove through a mud puddle and splashed mud on him, and trash fell off and into his hair out of the dumptruck. |
| PlanetMercury15 20.07.2006 16:52 |
Freddie stood in shock and enraged. He began running after the giant green dumptruck screaming YOU @%$%@*&&*&*$@%&**&!!!!!!!!!! |
| Queen_Rox 20.07.2006 16:57 |
Whoa! From what I read, I think Freddie should control his temper. |
| PlanetMercury15 20.07.2006 17:24 |
yes he does need anger management lol but u must understand - he must be stressed out, he lives with Barbie Brian, Reckless/Raving Roger and Jumpy John lol |
| Queen_Rox 20.07.2006 17:47 |
Hahahahahahaha! That's coool! |
| PlanetMercury15 21.07.2006 21:45 |
Brian just had to keep the peace and stop the chaos (even though deep down he secretly loved and lived for chaos.....and also lived for Barbie lol and his Red Special :o) ) so he chased after Freddie, who was still running after the dumptruck. |
| PlanetMercury15 21.07.2006 21:46 |
He grabbed Freddie after catching up with him and pulled him over to the sidewalk on the right side of the road screaming FREDDIE YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS THIS VERY INSTANT! STAY CALM SHUT UP AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE! |
| PlanetMercury15 21.07.2006 21:50 |
But then, a Barbie truck came by, so Brian's eyes were not looking around him, they were only staring at the Barbie truck, and while he wasn't looking a huge 18 wheeler came by and splashed an even larger mud puddle into Brian's hair, and a tree branch fell off the top and messed up Brian's hair. Brian could not keep calm anymore after this. He let out a loud scream and he and Freddie began chasing the 18 wheeler and the dumptruck together. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 21.07.2006 22:22 |
oh, i can picture that! so funny, i love it! |
| eenaweena 22.07.2006 00:59 |
haha! i'd laugh if i actually saw them go bonkers on the street! :) |
| PlanetMercury15 23.07.2006 00:16 |
Brian and Freddie kept running and running until they were jumping on tops of cars still chasing the vehicles. (This is how the video idea for Breakthru came about!) Roger was watching this with binoculars screaming BRIANS GONE WILD ITS BRIAN GONE WILD INSTEAD OF GIRLS GONE WILD THIS IS MUCH BETTER! BRIAN MAY BRIAN MAY I LOVE BRIAN MAY John began to sing loudly. Roger said, John, you're ruining it! Sorry Roger, I'll go get some ice cream. John came out with a huge cone, complete with 12 scoops of ice cream, filled with all the ice cream colors and flavors available. |
| PlanetMercury15 30.07.2006 22:21 |
Then Brian and Freddie began to fight for no reason at all, punching eachother and yelling at eachother. John and Roger rushed to stop them. |
| Gone. 30.07.2006 23:01 |
LMFAO! I LOVE THE STORY! xD |
| PlanetMercury15 01.08.2006 12:07 |
They somehow managed to get Freddie and Brian back in the car, and they didn't get any ice cream for their bad behavior. John lost his huge ice cream cone with 12 flavors tryin to make Freddie stop pulling Brian's hair, so he was depressed...again..... |
| PlanetMercury15 01.08.2006 12:09 |
To prevent fighting while Freddie and Brian were in the back seat on the way home, Roger stuffed large boxes and speakers between Freddie and Brian in the middle of the back seat, to the point where they could barely see eachother through a very small peephole Freddie created with his large unclipped toenails in one box. Freddie stuck out his tongue at Brian, who was busy sulking. |
| PlanetMercury15 19.08.2006 17:57 |
They were almost home when all of a sudden Freddie broke out into song - DEATH ON TWO LEGS! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!!!! DEATH ON TWO LEGS!!YOU'VE NEVER HAD A HEART OF YOUR OWN! Brian, I should've wrote that song about you instead of that stupid ex-manager guy! Brian looked back at Freddie in shock. John started to cry at this horrible fighting. He couldn't stand it or take it anymore. He jumped out of the car while Roger was driving at 55 mph (he had to slow down so he could see the animals at the zoo as they drove by) and fell on a fire hydrant causing water to go everywhere. |
| PlanetMercury15 19.08.2006 18:04 |
Brian saw all the water going everywhere. He immediately screamed NO THATS WASTING WATER THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT NOOOOOO THE WORLD IS GOING TO END STOP THE WATER WHERES THE WHALES WHEN I NEED THEM!? |