QueenZone discussion #800429
Even more little known facts about Queen
| -fatty- 2850 09.06.2006 18:17 |
Freddie Mercury had a sweet tooth and was particularly fond of toffees. Turkish Delight on the other hand made him physically sick. Brian May can't get past the 'Lost Valley' in Tomb Raider 1. "I keep getting killed by that cowboy guy before I can get out of the water." remarked the poodle haired guitar god. Roger Taylor has a large scar on the inside of his right leg. It runs from just behind the knee up to his buttocks and he has no idea what caused it. John Deacon firmly believes that the late Willie Rushton played Doctor Who in the early seventies and can become hostile when corrected. Freddie Mercury was once arrested for claiming unemployment benefit whilst earning millions of pounds in royalties. He managed to avoid a custodial sentence by agreeing to pay back the money at £22.50 a week. Brian May recently paid £300,000 to have a swimming pool in the shape of Spongebob Squarepants built in the middle of the street outside his London home. He was later ordered to fill it in and pay for the road to be resurfaced. Roger Taylor is a huge fan of the channel 4 game show "Deal Or No Deal" and has been known to throw things at his television and scream obscenities when the £250,000 box is taken out of play. John Deacon came last in the father's race at his youngest child's school sports day. The former Queen bassist put his poor performance down to the fact that he was getting on a bit amd had enjoyed a particularly large lunch that afternoon. When informed of the tragic death of comedian Dick Emery in 1983 Freddie replied "Really? I thought he had snuffed it years ago." Whenever possible, Brian May avoids giving money to beggars as he believes they might spend it on drugs and alcohol. Roger Taylor was supposed to attend the London premier of Stephen Spielberg's latest movie "Munich" and was three quarters of the way into "Herbie Re-Loaded" before he realised he was in the wrong cinema. John Deacon has spent the last 11 months trying to finish a SuDoku puzzle in "TV Quick magazine" despite the fact that the prize of a portable DVD player has already been won by Mrs Ethel Barker of Stevenage, Herts. Freddie Mercury forget to send Art Garfunkel a Christmas card in 1982 and avoided him for the rest of his life. Brian May is a keen science fiction fan and has written a story about robots from space taking over the world in which the main character is a gutarist called Mrian Bay. Roger Taylor is getting fat. Despite shunning the limelight, John Deacon is upset that toy manufacturers have not yet made a John Deacon action figure and he plans to set up his own company and hopes to have them in the shops for Christmas. more soon.... fatty. |
| Carol! the Musical 09.06.2006 18:26 |
Hahahahaha! XD Mrian Bay... :P |
| deleted user 09.06.2006 18:30 |
fatty wrote: Brian May recently paid £300,000 to have a swimming pool in the shape of Spongebob Squarepants built in the middle of the street outside his London home. He was later ordered to fill it in and pay for the road to be resurfaced.LMAO! Spongebob!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wana go in it! ... with Brian preferably ;) |
| mayniac316 09.06.2006 18:34 |
OMG! Those are so great!!! xD ROTFL!! I love the Spongebob Squarepants swimming pool one. For some reason I can so see Brian watching Spongebob on a regular basis. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 09.06.2006 18:38 |
[Lurk mode: Off] Haha! Fucking brilliant! [Lurk mode: On] |
| Freddie89 09.06.2006 18:45 |
LMAO the 1 about Dick Emery is hilarious!!! |
| The prophet's song 09.06.2006 19:09 |
ha ha ha, i can just see freddie going to get an unemployment benefit te he he, I'd give it to him because the idea of it is just so funny! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 09.06.2006 19:46 |
HAHAHAHA Good old Fatty! :P :D |
| 7Innuendo7 09.06.2006 20:01 |
lol :) |
| Sherwood Forest 09.06.2006 20:53 |
i always learn so much from you fatty! |
| RETROLOVE 09.06.2006 21:38 |
fatty wrote: Roger Taylor is getting fat.LOL.... You da man Fatty!!!! I wish I could lay it out like you, but I cant...lol |
| Winter Land Man 09.06.2006 23:25 |
<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:What's DA?fatty wrote: Roger Taylor is getting fat.LOL.... You da man Fatty!!!! I wish I could lay it out like you, but I cant...lol |
| teleman 10.06.2006 04:08 |
:D:D:D Fatty's back!!! |
| RETROLOVE 10.06.2006 04:21 |
Messenger Of Leah wrote:'Da' is slang for 'The'.... Old School American Slang....lol<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:What's DA?fatty wrote: Roger Taylor is getting fat.LOL.... You da man Fatty!!!! I wish I could lay it out like you, but I cant...lol |
| Sir Archie Leach 10.06.2006 06:19 |
'particularly large lunch' - good old Deaky or is it Deacy? |
| rocks. 10.06.2006 10:20 |
HAHAHAHA! For a moment I thought this was serious, then I saw Fatty was the poster, ROFL! I love the one about Freddie and the unemployment office, ROFL! |
| osmondbear 11.06.2006 04:08 |
ROFL! This is really funny! I love the show deal or no deal too! Roger is so cool! I cannot believe he threw things on his tv! LOL! |
| .DeaconJohn. 11.06.2006 05:01 |
"Despite shunning the limelight, John Deacon is upset that toy manufacturers have not yet made a John Deacon action figure and he plans to set up his own company and hopes to have them in the shops for Christmas." - fantasitc. Great to see you back. |
| theCro 11.06.2006 06:30 |
roger taylor is getting fat ... lol |
| kdj2hot 11.06.2006 13:40 |
fatty wrote: Freddie Mercury was once arrested for claiming unemployment benefit whilst earning millions of pounds in royalties. He managed to avoid a custodial sentence by agreeing to pay back the money at £22.50 a week.Honey, I think you may have gotten your deceased music stars mixed up. That was the late Old Dirty Bastard, not Freddie. He got caught cause he went to pick up food stamps in a limo while being taped by MTV about 10 yrs ago. I can see how you can confuse the two. Very similar. |
| rocks. 11.06.2006 15:26 |
kdj2hot wrote:This is a joke, he knows it's not true...fatty wrote: Freddie Mercury was once arrested for claiming unemployment benefit whilst earning millions of pounds in royalties. He managed to avoid a custodial sentence by agreeing to pay back the money at £22.50 a week.Honey, I think you may have gotten your deceased music stars mixed up. That was the late Old Dirty Bastard, not Freddie. He got caught cause he went to pick up food stamps in a limo while being taped by MTV about 10 yrs ago. I can see how you can confuse the two. Very similar. |
| RETROLOVE 11.06.2006 17:47 |
theCro wrote: roger taylor is getting fat ... lolYeah, thats the only true fact I think |
| -fatty- 2850 19.06.2006 13:46 |
In the weeks leading up to his death, Freddie Mercury occupied himself by throwing stones at a wasp's nest in his garden. Brian May was once thrown off a number 18 bus for speaking to the driver while the vehicle was in motion. Roger Taylor lost his virginity to a fat gorl called Irene during a camping trip to Bognor Regis. John Deacon was given a thesaurus for his 11th birthday and remarked to his mother that it looked fuck all like a dinosaur. Freddie Mercury sat with his back to the taps while bathing. Brian May sleeps in a speacial oxygen chamber which he believes will prolong his life by up to 40 years....or is that Michael Jackson I'm thinking of? John Deacon has applied for a Saturday Job in Woolies but will have to wait until the manager gets back from his holidays before getting an interview. Freddie Mercury kept all the reciepts from his legendary shopping trips in an envelope the size of Hyde Park. When asked what he intended to do with the Red Special following his death, Brian May replied "Mind you're own fucking business." When he appeared on 'Desert Island Discs' last year, Roger Taylor chose a tin of panda meat as his one luxury item. John Deacon owns the worlds largest Scalectrix set and at present it covers three time zones. Freddie Mercury was the only member of Queen who's first name began with F. If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in. Roger Taylor has eight toes on his right foot. For the past 14 years, John Deacon has been addicted to Gripe Water and gets through 24 bottles a day. Freddie Mercury had a morbid fear of being eaten alive by sharks and rarely went swimming in shark infested waters after covering himself in blood. Brian May doesn't smoke, rarely drinks and only uses heroin to enhance his social skills. Roger Taylor's sunglasses collection is so vast it can be seen from space. John Deacon once had an erection that lasted nine days although he cannot remeber what it was that got him do aroused in the first place. Freddie Mercury had a small scar on his right shoulder which was caused by his mother throwing a shoe at him for saying the F word when he thought she wasn't listening. In 1977 Brian May took the Daily Mail newspaper to court in order to prevent them from publishing a photograph which showed him sniffing a chair that had recently been vacated by Suzi Quatro. When asked what career Roger Taylor might have chosen had he not become a rock star, he replied that he would have liked to become a breast inspector at an all girl boarding school. John Deacon is a huge fan of the 'Die Hard' movies and can often be seen running around the grounds of his Surrey mansion wearing a dirty vest. more to come soon fatty. |
| Munchsack 19.06.2006 14:01 |
LOL! Fatty, you've done it again! |
| ~im a fool~ 19.06.2006 20:57 |
how wonderful. that erection one doesnt sound like john at all! can i come up with some? please? |
| deadbird 19.06.2006 22:21 |
fatty wrote: Freddie Mercury was the only member of Queen who's first name began with F.lol You are as cute as pie. Love it. thanks for the laughs, man....! |
| Carol! the Musical 19.06.2006 23:24 |
"If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in." LOL! XD |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 20.06.2006 00:43 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: "If the skin on Brian May's neck were stretched out it would cover an area the size of the envelope Freddie used to keep his shopping reciepts in." LOL! XDLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 20.06.2006 00:45 |
Munchsack wrote: LOL! Fatty, you've done it again!Y-E-S!!!!! Laughs in slow motion. m-u-a-h-a-a-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| emil91 20.06.2006 22:11 |
Fatty is a humor genious. |
| Joeker 22.06.2006 00:49 |
yeah fatty is better at making great and funny Queen jokes and stories than freddie is a singer! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 22.06.2006 01:27 |
kingarthur wrote: yeah fatty is better at making great and funny Queen jokes and stories than freddie is a singer!LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! ;-P |
| -fatty- 2850 22.06.2006 19:39 |
Freddie Mercury's only venture into the world of acting was in a 1983 episode of the popular children's television programme 'Rentaghost' in which he played a hapless plumber who flooded Mr Meeker's bathroom before slipping on a bar of soap and falling headfirst into the toilet. The only musical instrument Brian May confesses to being unable to play is the pink oboe although he does plan to take lessons. Roger Taylor's favourite type of crispy pancake is chicken & mushroom although he has been known to buy the minced beef ones from time to time. John Deacon once won a goldfish at a fun fair which went on to live for another 4 years. A world record for fairground goldfish. Freddie Mercury died without realising that Dirty Den from Eastenders survived the assasination attempt and was living a secret life in Spain. Brian May has difficulty in recieving a clear signal on the portable television he keeps in the study of his Surrey mansion and cannot get channel 5 at all. Roger Taylor once invited Princess Diana to pull his finger, farted and wafted the eggy smell towards her face. John Deacon wrote a song about the Roger Taylor/Princess Diana farting incident but it was really bad and has never been released. Freddie Mercury smoked over 25,000 cigarettes a day. Brian May is scared of Wednesdays. Roger Taylor is the only member of Queen who's first name is almost the same as the second name of the guy who replaced Freddie as lead singer. Following an aftershow party in 1978, John Deacon got so drunk that he blacked out and when he awoke he was wearing an Egyptian postman's uniform and there was a dead dolphin in his bed. more soon. fatty. |
| Joeker 22.06.2006 21:14 |
I have a couple of my own for each member: Freddie Mercury was known to slick back his hair with White Tiger Cub semen. Roger Taylor once claimed he was legally blind, explaining his obsession with wearing sun glasses. John Deacon lost most of his hair in late 1977 after Brian lit a match right next to john's hair while Deacon was applying hair spray. Brian May owns the world's largest "Where's Waldo?" collection. |
| mayniac316 22.06.2006 21:46 |
OMG! These are soooo funny! xD I like the "Where's Waldo" one, lol. |
| as it began 22.06.2006 22:01 |
fatty wrote: Roger Taylor's favourite type of crispy pancake is chicken & mushroom although he has been known to buy the minced beef ones from time to time.LOL! Those are so random I love em! *applauds* |
| Joeker 23.06.2006 01:55 |
I'm gonna post some more of my own: Freddie Mercury's favorite color was Lilac. John Deacon had to wear short shorts at Wembley stadium due to his Mt. Dew addiction, which the yellow dye causes swelling to the testicles. He complained that his tesitcles were hurting during the break, so Freddie lent him some of his yellow shorts. Brian May was actually born with a disorder that wouldnt allow him to ever have any hair, the curly hair is just a wig of course. Freddie Mercury filed a law suit back in late 1985 claiming that the video game "Super Mario Brothers" was making fun of his mustache. Roger Taylor is getting really, really, really, fat. John Deacon was the one who stole Freddie Mercury's bicycle. "Bohemian" and "Rhapsody" are both 8 letters long. John Deacon was inspired to write "Spread Your Wings" after he got drunk one night and thought he could fly out the window. "Sail away sweet sister" was actually based off the time Brian shipped his baby sister to Austrailia after she annoyed him so much. Roger is extremely afraid of chlorine. Freddie's favorite concert venue was the rainbow theatre, because it reminded him of his life style. Brian May thought he was the original Writer of God Save The Queen and tried to sue the Royal family back in 1976. Roger Taylor got his drumsticks taken away at age 11 because he had beaten a fellow classmate with them. John and Freddie both love the taste of clear colored gummy bears. Brian was the one who killed Kennedy. John has had a small grudge against Roger for the time Roger cut his favorite tie in half. The band went as "ghostbusters" for halloween in 1989. Brian and Freddie Argued over whether We Will Rock You or We are the champions would be played first on the AA side single. They ended up settling it with a best 2/3 game of rock, paper sissors. Brian won by smashing rock against Freddie's sissors. Radio Ga Ga really means Radio Ca Ca, "Ca Ca" means the word "shit" in french. back in early '79, Freddie accidently washed his black leather pants with the red pile. Roger stubbed his toe during the "Tie Your Mother Down" video shoot. Since 2001, Robbie Williams has been haunted by Freddie every night of his life. Brian is good friends with Jared, the subway guy. They get together once a month for a nice lunch of 3 meat subs near Earl's Court. John however, hates subway after finding a puebic hair in his soup. In early 1994, Brian May used vice grips to torture a man who had blown smoke in his face earlier in the day. John Deacon owns the worlds largest hat and wig collection. (explains the fro, long hair, hat from slightly mad and others) thats all for now. sry im not as good as fatty, hes legend |
| PlanetMercury15 23.06.2006 07:52 |
those are good |
| M a t i a s M a y 23.06.2006 08:29 |
LMAO they're great xD |
| mayniac316 23.06.2006 09:41 |
LMAO!!! xD |
| FreMe 23.06.2006 17:04 |
Freddie had a tatoo in a place only visible for his doctors, and his male lovers. Freddies docters WAS his lovers. Roger is secretly desperate to get bulimia, but he does´nt have the ability to vomment. Brian May likes to wear his I Want To Break Free nightgown when he makes little sexgames with the wife. John was once close to become a Jehovas vitness, but when they wanted him to choose between cheese and milk as a sacrifice to god, he changed his mind and ran away. The only thing Freddie hated about being a celebrety, was being unable to become his own groupie. Brian still has all his old libary bills, and the colection´s close to 5000 of them. Roger and LadyMercury is in fact the same person, wich means that Roger wrote the Egg story. Freddie felt so guilty about not wanting kids, and with that not share his genes, that he got cloned ten times. John is a secret Harry Potter freak, and likes to dress up like a wizard. ..Cameron once walked in on him doing that, and get´s ticks everytime he sees a pointet hat. Freddie was actually straight, but never told anyone, because he was affraid of comming out of the closet. Again.. John liked calling Freddie Great King Brat, when he was too much for him.. Well, at least they were fun making :s... fatty is and will allways be the MAN! |
| mayniac316 23.06.2006 17:14 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Brian May likes to wear his I Want To Break Free nightgown when he makes little sexgames with the wife.ROTFL!!! xD |
| Carol! the Musical 23.06.2006 17:21 |
OMG, LOVED THOSE! XD |
| FreMe 23.06.2006 19:51 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: OMG, LOVED THOSE! XDDahmn, thanks you guys :p.. |
| ~im a fool~ 23.06.2006 20:09 |
i have a few, if its ok! john was always afraid of being caught on the toilet playing another one bites the dust. its one of his hobbies freddie enjoyed drawing before and after pictures of how he wanted his teeth to look. but the after pictures were normaly worse because his hand got tired. i have more but i jsut realized that they arnt funny. theyre just stupid. i give up. |
| Joeker 24.06.2006 01:23 |
John Deacon was at one time said to have resembled Tony Danza. Freddie Mercury is currently hiding as an Al Qeda terrorist. Back in 1984, before a concert, Roger and Brian had gotten into an arguement about something or another. They stopped when they walked into their dressing room to find Freddie eating honey nut cherrios in his underwear. Roger Taylor nearly lost his left pinkie when he got too close the compresser at the button factory he was touring back in 2002. Although his last name is May, Brian was born in July. John's favorite childrens TV is "The Magic School Bus." He loved it so much he archived all the episodes on to VHS. Freddie wrote the Millionaires Waltz after John and Brian had too much to drink and danced with each other at a party. Mustapha was indeed the name of Freddie's first lover, who attended boarding school with him. Freddie named the song after him as a tribute. Roger doesn't like the taste of strawberry cream pie. Brian and John really wanted Roger to take a bath after he fell into the lake on a boating trip in 1993. on the 9th day, god created Freddie Mercury. He created Chuck Norris the day before. "Deacon John" was actually not a mistake, John was actually a Deacon for the catholic church from 1968-1973, before being tossed out for playing his bass in the confession booth. His excuse was that the acoustics were best in there. |
| FreMe 27.06.2006 11:16 |
And this died, why.....???? |
| mayniac316 28.06.2006 14:40 |
Well, here goes... John Deacon is the only Queen member whose first name contains the letter "J." In his teens, Roger Taylor was the school mud wrestling champion. He graduated from his school undefeated, and today likes to mud wrestle just for fun. When asked what he likes to do in his spare time, Queen guitarist Brian May replied that he enjoys collecting insects from his garden and pinning them on the walls of his study in his Surrey mansion. He said, "The colors of the various beetles and butterflies really brighten up the room and make it more interesting." When asked what his favorite insect was, the Queen axe man replied, "Really big centipedes. They're delicious with a lemon butter sauce." John Deacon once caved under peer pressure and licked the surface of an icy lampost in downtown London. It took five hours and thirty-eight minutes for his mother to ease his tongue off the lampost with a warm washcloth. He was 47. Freddie Mercury once spent a week in prison for being accused of murder. His own mother turned him in after hearing "Bohemian Rhapsody" for the first time. It was later found out that the song was merely fiction, and Freddie was allowed to go home. In 1984, Brian May was fined for shoplifting a red satin negligee from a Wal-Mart. He told police that it was needed for a music video, but was forced to return the garment anyway. He ended up having to borrow his mother's nightgown, as seen in the video "I Want to Break Free." The bunny slippers are from the guitarist's own collection. Roger Taylor has a large birthmark on the back of his upper left thigh. The Queen drummer said he found it quite embarassing, and that it is the reason he seldom, if ever, wears short shorts in public. Freddie Mercury was fond of the game Yahtzee, and could often be heard shouting the name half a block away from London home. |
| k.dodo 28.06.2006 15:31 |
LOL! :)))) They are all funny :D |
| Poo, again 28.06.2006 16:26 |
Freddie supposedly had a penis. Yes, a penis. |
| FreMe 29.06.2006 05:51 |
In the late sixties- early seventies, Roger was as you all know WERY tired of being a boy, looking like a lesbian girl. But before it came to his mind to grew a beard, he seriously considered a sex change, so that he would at least be, what he looked like. John Deacon once said in an interview about Hot Space, that he was desperate to find out, how it feels for a woman to have sex. Because of his overbite. Freddie had to tilt his head to the left to use a camera. Otherwise, he would´nt be fully able to look through the linse. Sometimes Brian sneakes out of the house to teach random children how to play a guitar. He makes a ponytail, in the hope of not being recognised. John Deacon is the owner of this site. Freddie Mercury secretly wore a pink nailpolish underneath the black, to stay in touch wth his feminin side. .. The nailpolish thing stopped, after the first time he had sex with a guy. Freddie actully wrote We Are The Champions in late 1975. Not because of the succes with Bohemian Rhapsody, but because he had civen Mary a fourdoubble orgasm. The boy who plays Freddie in The Miracle is actually Freddies own son. He just never found out. John Deacon is totally oposite Freddie. He´s shy as hell when he´s around people and on stage, but as a privat person, he´s shouting and wacko, and does´nt know the meaning of the word shy. .. Wich is the cause of his six children. Dahmn, I think I´m a pervert :S.. |