| Sir Archie Leach 09.06.2006 09:33 |
Well as most people know England is being overrun by Johnny and Josephine Foreigner these days much to the chagrin of the natives. I think you'll agree I've always been a tolerant sort but recent events have had me searching out the Yellow Pages* and turning to the page for Deportation Companies. It all began in February. The current Mrs Leach wannabe parked her car at a local university where she works. After being in work for a couple of hours she was told somebody had reversed into her, twice, while trying to park. Upon discovering that a five foot wide car won't fit into a four and a half foot gap the said miscreant did a runner. Unfortunately for her she was spotted by two witnesses and tracked down by a combination of police and site security. As luck would have it, the driver was a woman (knew it - Ed), an Iraqi (sun's warped her brain no doubt - Ed) and couldn't speak the language (just my sort - Flashman), thankfully she did have insurance. Unfortunately four months down the line she is contesting the fact that two witnesses saw her reverse into a car twice and drive off. How this can be contested I will never know. Was she blinded by the sun or was it the hand of Mohammed? This will now drag on for another couple of months until she pays up. On the bright side we are pressing charges against her for leaving the scene of an accident, hopefully pushing her motor insurance up to ridiculous levels so she'll be forced to leave the country and spend the rest of her days in a desert shack pondering where it all went wrong. I'll tell you lady, its the day you came messing with A. Leach. Of that there can be no doubt. *other telephone listings are available |
| Poo, again 09.06.2006 10:02 |
Weird topic. |
| Togg 09.06.2006 10:20 |
Na, this is the sort of topic we should be promoting here, I too used to be more tolerant of others, in fact I would go so far as to say I would go out of my way to be friendly and tolerant, however the more I grow older the more I long for the time when capital punishment is brought back. And non English speaking drivers should be made to have little flags on there cars with the sign of a red cross stating we must keep clear in case of an accident and subsequent runner! Hang on I think someone else has thought of this, I've just looked out of my window and seen a bunch of them go by!!! |
| deleted user 10.06.2006 16:47 |
You people make me sick. Regardless of the fact that you are joking. Do you realize that Europe and the US are becoming more and more infested by racist scumbags who don't deserve the air they are breathing, and it's all because your fat, conservative fuckhead representatives need a new set of communists to blaim for everything they screw up, and they've picked the foreigners? |
| Penetration_Guru 10.06.2006 17:14 |
Racism=not good. Nobody seems to notice that we're all immigrants by now - Vikings into Northern England, most of Europe to most of everywhere else, most of Africa to France. Having said that, too many people use their religion or ethnicity as a crutch. The unfortunate side effect of this is that such people, while a minority, are so vocal that they give a misleading impression and feed the isecurities of other groups. Now this individual will probably drive without insurance in future, and next time she has an incident will DEFINITELY drive off. THe idiotic part of it is that even if she was banned from driving, what would happen if she was caught doing so again? She'd get banned from driving a bit more. There's a fucking deterrent... |
| deleted user 10.06.2006 19:28 |
Really disturbing way of portraying the world, mr Leach. Wise up! |
| .DeaconJohn. 11.06.2006 04:39 |
Nice to see a balanced view of the situation; good post PG. |
| deleted user 11.06.2006 05:08 |
<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote: You people make me sick. Regardless of the fact that you are joking. Do you realize that Europe and the US are becoming more and more infested by racist scumbags who don't deserve the air they are breathing, and it's all because your fat, conservative fuckhead representatives need a new set of communists to blaim for everything they screw up, and they've picked the foreigners?You have my vote on this one! |
| user name 11.06.2006 11:42 |
<font color=330066><bold>old barrow-boy wrote:Yeah. Well, without all the expletives. And also the undertone of conservatism=racism is prejudiced in itself.<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote: You people make me sick. Regardless of the fact that you are joking. Do you realize that Europe and the US are becoming more and more infested by racist scumbags who don't deserve the air they are breathing, and it's all because your fat, conservative fuckhead representatives need a new set of communists to blaim for everything they screw up, and they've picked the foreigners?You have my vote on this one! |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 11.06.2006 11:44 |
Totally agree with Mr Leach on this one. This country is a sham. |
| Poo, again 11.06.2006 12:19 |
I totally disagree with Leach and everyone who agrees with him. Thomas should get a free acoustic guitar. |
| Sir Archie Leach 17.06.2006 19:03 |
Please don't agree with Thomas Quinn as he's a bleeding heart liberal, who doesn't pay tax and is a fucking disgraceful speller. I don't need a new set of 'commies' to blame. I'm not finished with the old lot yet (but they are - Reader's voice). Foreigners, chavs, fatties and those with a limp are all legitimate targets in my book if they leave the scene of an accident. |
| user name 17.06.2006 19:09 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Please don't agree with Thomas Quinn as he's a bleeding heart liberal, who doesn't pay tax and is a fucking disgraceful speller. I don't need a new set of 'commies' to blame. I'm not finished with the old lot yet (but they are - Reader's voice). Foreigners, chavs, fatties and those with a limp are all legitimate targets in my book if they leave the scene of an accident.I think it was more of the undertone of "foreigners have a much greater tendency to leave the scene of an accident" that people disagree with. |
| Freddie89 17.06.2006 19:11 |
OMG Leach you make me fuckin sick. Just because she is foreign doesnt mean shes not british cos she could have been born in Britain. If not, then she may have came to this country for a better life so just fuck off!!! |
| deleted user 17.06.2006 19:55 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Please don't agree with Thomas Quinn as he's a bleeding heart liberal, who doesn't pay tax and is a fucking disgraceful speller. I don't need a new set of 'commies' to blame. I'm not finished with the old lot yet (but they are - Reader's voice). Foreigners, chavs, fatties and those with a limp are all legitimate targets in my book if they leave the scene of an accident.you sound like my dad |
| Sir Archie Leach 17.06.2006 20:09 |
Oi Freddie89 you fuckwit, if she came here for a 'better life' she should have kept her nose clean. Mind you being a scouser you'd have associations with criminals... |
| Freddie89 17.06.2006 20:21 |
Fuck you. Get a life you bastard. I'm a true scouser!!! |
| deleted user 17.06.2006 23:13 |
I think this thread should end now. |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 09:49 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Please don't agree with Thomas Quinn as he's a bleeding heart liberal, who doesn't pay tax and is a fucking disgraceful speller.Why don't you just blame it on my being a 'bloody foreigner'. That's your standard easy way out, isn't it? At least that makes sure you don't have to use your brain or anything as dreadfully obscene and un-Imperial as that. |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 09:52 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Oi Freddie89 you fuckwit, if she came here for a 'better life' she should have kept her nose clean. Mind you being a scouser you'd have associations with criminals...This alone earned you a free bullet through where your brain ought to have been. |
| user name 18.06.2006 10:00 |
I had always considered this Leach fellow a relevant poster here. Clearly he's changed since he's been gone or I am just remembering incorrectly. |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 10:53 |
He always had a poor sense of humour. He used to have the good taste to keep it to himself most of the time, though. |
| Poo, again 18.06.2006 13:04 |
Thomas for president! :O |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 13:08 |
<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Thomas for president! :OI'll second that. This other guy appalls me. |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 16:41 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Foreigners, chavs, fatties and those with a limp are all legitimate targets in my book if they leave the scene of an accident.Your first post is racist bullshit. This woman did wrong, sure, but is it because she is a foreigner? The trouble with this country is guys like you. Doesn't matter if you are black, red, yellow or white. What is wrong with you is your way of thinking. Every foreigner is a person. Every foreigner is a different story. Why should they be categorized as "foreigners" for you to throw shit at them just because ONE woman messed up? |
| Sir Archie Leach 23.06.2006 21:34 |
What a bunch of wets. I always knew scousers and Nazi collaborators had much in common... |
| Sir Archie Leach 24.06.2006 08:49 |
Additionally I don't see what's racist about my original post. Xenophobic perhaps, racist no. As far as I'm aware Iraq ia a country not a race. |
| user name 24.06.2006 12:01 |
the_hero wrote: So you judge every single foreign soul that they can't do any good and should leave, just because an iraqi woman couldn't park a car?Wait, you mean that doesn't make any sense to you either? |
| Mr.Jingles 24.06.2006 12:14 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Was she blinded by the sun or was it the hand of Mohammed? On the bright side we are pressing charges against her for leaving the scene of an accident, hopefully pushing her motor insurance up to ridiculous levels so she'll be forced to leave the country and spend the rest of her days in a desert shack pondering where it all went wrong.Although I do agree that this woman should take responsibility for her actions, I also agree with those who call Mr. Leach racist. Regardless of race, ethnicity, or religion, we're equally subjected to be judged by our actions as individuals and not by the group we belong to in society. So Kudos to Mr. Leach for not being ashamed to show all Queenzoners what an ignorant bigot he is. |
| john bodega 24.06.2006 13:40 |
I've seen some shocking things done by white people. Shouldn't the topic be called "people are idiots and shouldn't have cars" ?!?! Christ o' mighty. Of all the 'races' (though if you skin a black man and a white man they're basically the same) I think the one that has the most to answer for is "White Man". :P You people need to frigging calm down. Next we'll be crying out "ALL RACISTS SHOULD BE PUT IN CAMPS". :P Ok, it sucks... but we give it too much attention. Topic starter.... you blow chunks. Ok - it's a legitimate concern to be unable to converse with someone at the scene of an accident, and it can be mighty irritating if said person takes off like an irresponsible fool. But you get people from *everywhere* doing that, just the same as 'good' people can be found everywhere. The rest of the world should not pay for you being an intolerant poop. If it's all getting too much for you, kindly remove *yourself*, rather than asking whole groups of people to do it instead. PS. Hey, there was nothing wrong with communism! It was the folks in charge who fucked it up, just like with every other good idea that's ever been had. Use your noggin. |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 13:50 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: What a bunch of wets. I always knew scousers and Nazi collaborators had much in common...What connection do the people here have with Nazis? God almighty, what a jerk you are. |
| Poo, again 24.06.2006 13:54 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Additionally I don't see what's racist about my original post. Xenophobic perhaps, racist no. As far as I'm aware Iraq ia a country not a race.You must have had a nasty childhood. |
| Nathan 24.06.2006 13:59 |
The funny thing is, he is talking about England, yet his profile states he is in Australia. |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 14:03 |
Sir Nathan The Cowboy wrote: The funny thing is, he is talking about England, yet his profile states he is in Australia.Yeah, what a hypocrite. He's got some nerve. |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 14:51 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Additionally I don't see what's racist about my original post. Xenophobic perhaps, racist no. As far as I'm aware Iraq ia a country not a race.You don't see what's racist about your original post? Wow...Is that because you don't like to be racist or is it because you are in some kind of denying state? And calling us nazis really confuses me even more. |
| Nathan 24.06.2006 14:58 |
He called everyone here Nazis?? |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 14:59 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: What a bunch of wets. I always knew scousers and Nazi collaborators had much in common... |
| Nathan 24.06.2006 15:02 |
Despicable. |
| Reg Mombassa 25.06.2006 01:37 |
Hey wait right there. Isn't Sir Archie from The Land of Oz? |
| john bodega 25.06.2006 02:08 |
Sir Nathan The Cowboy wrote: The funny thing is, he is talking about England, yet his profile states he is in Australia.Not in my half I hope. Nah look, in all seriousness - shit happens. This person obviously has problems if they attribute all the shit that happens in the world to *people who were taught a different language when they grew up*. This thread is a class act. Ha-ha. |
| Forever88 25.06.2006 12:43 |
ah so its not only americans that are having immigration issues! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 25.06.2006 22:58 |
I dont get what this guy's problem is, we NEED immigrants and everyone who isnt a terrorist has the right, no, the privelage to move to the USA in search of a better life Some immigrants commit crimes, well so do a lot of citizens so it is really fucked up to draw a connection to that and Nazis? Google 'American Nazi Party' and you'll see the real enemy. |
| deleted user 26.06.2006 04:36 |
Paul McCartney Junior wrote: I dont get what this guy's problem is, we NEED immigrants and everyone who isnt a terrorist has the right, no, the privelage to move to the USA in search of a better life Some immigrants commit crimes, well so do a lot of citizens so it is really fucked up to draw a connection to that and Nazis? Google 'American Nazi Party' and you'll see the real enemy.Good post. This one brings more depth to your recent immigrant-thread. |
| Mr.Jingles 26.06.2006 12:35 |
Zebonka12 wrote: PS. Hey, there was nothing wrong with communism!.There are perhaps as many wrongs in communism as there are in a capitalism. However, I won't get into the argument about which one is worse. Both are absolutely fucked up political systems. |
| user name 26.06.2006 20:50 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:The following is basically how I understand it, with no guarantees toward accuracy or meaningfulness.Zebonka12 wrote: PS. Hey, there was nothing wrong with communism!.There are perhaps as many wrongs in communism as there are in a capitalism. However, I won't get into the argument about which one is worse. Both are absolutely fucked up political systems. Communism and capitalism are merely two unreachable ideals on the opposite ends of the spectrum. However, capitalism inherently has many more checks against completely fucking everything up than communism does. In the ideal, however, both communism and capitalism have the same goals (expansion, growth, stability), which will be gotten by the same unknown, idealistic means. The only difference is who controls those means (central planning and complete control vs. no planning or control, more or less), that is, to whom is it up to to discover the ideal means and implement them. The fact is, humanity has a natural tendency toward planning and control - fucking up capitalism. It also has a natural tendency toward abusing planning and control - fucking up communism. All in all, capitalism ends up much less fucked up, but still fucked up altogether. |
| john bodega 26.06.2006 23:16 |
Aha but with both capitalism and communism, the problem winds up being when the people get their hands on it. That's what I meant, sorry. Haha. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 26.06.2006 23:54 |
And then when the wall came down and we all rushed to see what the other was like, we realized that the USA was a socialist country :S |
| user name 27.06.2006 17:56 |
And socialism is basically the compromise that never worked. Instead, we have Communism < Socialism < Capitalism < Shit. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 27.06.2006 22:59 |
On which end does facism fall? Greater than shit or less than communism? |