| mayniac316 08.06.2006 15:16 |
The boys had finished making their new album and decided to celebrate by going to an amusement park... much against John's wishes, as he is absolutely, positively terrified of roller coasters. When they get to the park, Roger spots the biggest, fastest roller coaster he had ever laid eyes on: "Mega Death." "Guys, let's ride this one first!" Roger exclaimed. "No, I don't want to ride any roller coasters," John whined. "But you have to come with us, or you'll get kidnapped John!" Freddie told him. Since John thought his chances of dying were much greater with a stranger, he decided to get on the roller coaster. He fastened the seat belt so tight it made him uncomfortable and clutched the bar so tightly it made his knuckles white. Then, the roller coaster climbed slowly up the incline. "Wheeeee! The physics of this roller coaster tickle my fancy!" Brian exclaimed. John thought he was going to die. Freddie let out screams of joy, and Roger was looking down every girl's shirt that was within visibility. Then, the roller coaster reached the top and... |
| muttley15 08.06.2006 15:35 |
at top speed left the track and plummeted 120feet to the ground killing everyone aboard. The End |
| muttley15 08.06.2006 15:35 |
Apologies....couldn't resist :o) |
| Carol! the Musical 08.06.2006 15:47 |
^ Tsc, tsc! :P |
| mayniac316 08.06.2006 15:47 |
Lol!! It sped down the track at 120 mph. Roger threw his hands up in the air. "Whoo hoo!!!" "ROGER STOP THAT YOU'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T HOLD ONTO THE BAR!!!!!" John yelled through tears. But Roger would not listen, and when the roller coaster made a turn, he was hurled out of the car and into... |
| Carol! the Musical 08.06.2006 16:17 |
...the freak tent! "Ah, zee last freek iss heah!", cried the freak leader. "Oh, God, John was right..", whispered a startled Roger, clutching his head. "Zee show ees about to staht!", cried the freak leader once more. "Order!!" "Please, please be quiet", murmured Roger. "My head really hurts, and I don't feel well!" "Nonsense, yee freek!" And with that, the curtains lifted, and the freak show began. With Roger lying, twitching on the floor. :P |
| Sergei. 08.06.2006 16:48 |
*Shakes head* ridiculous. ridiculous. |
| skiqueen 08.06.2006 17:10 |
"Hea, ve have the newest addition to ze freak show, ze spastic man," the freak leader announced to the amazed crowd. "Az you can ze, he is having many spasm." Meanwhile, with Roger twitching terribly, John manages to find the freak tent and make his way to Roger. "Roger, are you alright?" John asked worriedly. "Where am I?" Roger grumbled. "You're in a freak show..." Brian half laughed to himself. Freddie was busy waving to the crowd. "They love me, they really love me!" He chided. The freak leader goes up to Brian, walks up a stool, and just manages to reach the gentle giants ear. "I am zorry, but ze electrocuted man ez zupposed to be at ze end of ze show." |
| mayniac316 08.06.2006 17:14 |
LMAO @ "gentle giant" xD |
| as it began 09.06.2006 10:15 |
lol, what the fuck? |
| Carol! the Musical 09.06.2006 10:56 |
^9_9' |
| wembley86 09.06.2006 11:32 |
all i can say ride the wild wind. i see roger doing that. what a dirty birdy. |
| Huge*Queen*Fan 09.06.2006 14:42 |
Freddie looks at the man " speek english you stupid litte man!" he gets an evil look. Brian starts laughing again, this time colappsing and rolling on the floor, John meanwhile tries to help Roger up from the floor but falls over tring. "owww"... |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 12.06.2006 16:37 |
"John, are you all right dear?" askes Freddie "Ugh, You're going to have to help me. Roger is dead weight." Meanwhile, Brian is doing cartwheels on the stage. "Wahoo!!!!! Guys this is so much fun!!" "Brian, come help us!" Yells Freddie. Reluctantly, Brian stops the cartwheels and helps. They're finally able to get Roger out of the Freak tent and to a bench in the park. "Roger, are you ok?" asks John. "Yeah, can we go on that Roller Coaster again. That was fun!!" "No, I want to go on the Merry-Go-Round" Whines John "Alright, my dears. Calm down. I'll go on the Roller coaster with Roger. Brian, you go on the Merry-Go-Round with John. And then we'll all be happy." Instructs Freddie..... Ok guys, I'm running out of ideas. You're going to have to help me and keep this thread going!! ;) |
| mayniac316 12.06.2006 16:45 |
"Merry-Go-Round! Merry-Go-Round!" shouted Brian. He ran off in the direction of the ride squealing, "I wanna ride the bluuuuuuue one!!!!!!!" John ran after him, but tripped over his own feet and skinned his knees. While he was down, people were walking all around him and he lost sight of Brian, who was too excited about his blue pony to even notice John was missing. John was lost... |
| ~im a fool~ 12.06.2006 17:07 |
then...john screamed "mommy, mommy!!!!!" and began to cry. when brian heard the bloody racket he ran over to helpless john. everyone was staring because they thought that brian was a transfestite that had a kid. and then...roger turned around and said "i do not know those people" and ran away. freddie was getting one of those fancy lolipops from a vendor. |
| deleted user 13.06.2006 07:19 |
"Come on John, lets go and get you an ice cream." Said Brian calmly to John, helping him up. Together Brian and John lined up for the ice creams. As they neared the front of the line, they both began to realise that this was not the line for the ice creamery, they were actually lining up for a roller coaster twice as big as Mega Death. They were just about to run out of the line when a man caught sight of Brian. "Hey it's Electrocution Man from the freakshow!" the man laughed. "Can I get your autograph! haha" Brian had attracted a lot of attention now, and niether of them could get out of the line. Next thing they knew, they were getting pushed onto the roller coaster carriage. John and Brian were forced onto a seat, finding themselves sitting next to Freddie, who was licking a giant novelty lolliepop. "Oh hello dears!" said Freddie happily. "I didn't think you liked roller coasters John?" John felt really sick now. He regretted eating so much for breakfast. He looked over the side and saw... |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 13.06.2006 09:13 |
How high up they were. "Oh I think I'm gonna be sick." Said an ailing John "Close your eyes John and it won't be so bad. Oh, and say "marshmallows" if you're scared. That always helps me!" said Brian "Here we go my dears!!!" exclaimed Freddie "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I want my Mummy!!!!" screamed John as they flew down the 200 foot jump as 130 mph. |
| FreMe 13.06.2006 16:10 |
The rollecoaster turned into loads of spins and loops, wich made John able to puke on every single passenger on the ride.. And as if things could´nt get any worse, the ride stops dead in the middle of the highest loop on the ride. While they were hanging with their heads down, Brian constantly had to stop Freddie trying to strangulate John. "You puked on my most expansive and white, (and sexy...) pair of pants you IDIOT!!!" Roger took it all very easy.. "does these pukespots on my chin look like a beard? they´re a little hairy, and I think they make me look so maskuline".... Lol, I´ve been missing a thread like this SO badly! Thanks mainiac! xD |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 13.06.2006 17:08 |
"Roger, dear, My pants. MY PANTS!!!! DON"T YOU SEE THAT JOHN THREW UP ALL OVER MY FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS!!!!!!!!!" "Oh, Freddie I'm SO sorry. I didn't mean to. I just want to get off of this roller coaster and ride the Merry-go-round." Cried John. Brian tried his best to comfort John, when all of a sudden the ride took off again. The puke that was all over Roger flew off, and nothing could save Freddie's beloved pants. Soon, the ride was over. John's head was swimming as they got off, so was Brian's. Roger ran to find a mirror and Freddie ran to find a water ride to wash off his pants. "What's the matter John? Why do you look so sad?" asked Brian "I'm not having fun anymore. I think I've spoiled Freddie's day." Sobbed John. "Let's go get some Ice Cream. That'll help you feel better" "OK"......... Ok, guys what happens next? This is so fun :-) " |
| DreaminQueen 13.06.2006 17:29 |
Finally, one more quick 120mph thrust over the final loop and hill and the ride was finished... "Sorry lads... I just cant handle these things" said John. Brian Replied "Its ok mate, But apparently saying 'Marshmellow' was not helpful except to help ya ralf..." Freddie was still enraged about his pants, but felt terribly bad for John as he looked green at this poitn in their adventure. He was only upset that he lost his lolly during the last loop... Roger, finally cleaned himself off, but still was musing over the idea of a mustache or beard... |
| FreMe 14.06.2006 05:49 |
They starts going towards the icecream stand, when they here a loud yell behind them.. Loads actually. "THATS THE GUY WHO PUKED!" "I GOT IT IN MY HAIR!" "I'VE GOT SOME IN MY MOUTH!" "MY FAVORITE SWEATER!" "I STINK NOW!" "KILL HIIIIM!!!" John turned from green to pale within few seconds. They all startet to run towards the exit, when freddie runs into a garbage can, and falls head-first to the ground. The crowd graps him, and hold his arms tight on his back, and yells to Roger, Brian, and John. "We have your little friend! You give us the puke maschine, or we´ll.. CUT HIS HAIR OFF!" Freddie drops his jaw. "Oh no, please dont, I´ll do anything, please dont..e.t.c e.t.c *sob*!!!!!" |
| FreMe 14.06.2006 09:35 |
I´m always confused... are we writing like.. "he goes to get icecream." He wants to do something" Or.. "He went to get some icecream." "he wanted to do something"? |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 14.06.2006 10:05 |
"No, don't cut his hair off! Take me and cut my hair off. I was the one who puked!" screamed John without thinking. "John, dear, you must be going mad!!" yelled Freddie. Meanwhile, Roger and Brian where trying to come up with a plan to get Freddie and John away from the gang and escape to the other end of the park. "Come here skinny." yelled the one from the group. At this point, John was crying. He couldn't believe all the trouble he as well as friends had gotten into. All he wanted to do was ride the Merry-Go-Round, and get some ice cream. He hung his head as he slowly walked toward the bullies and Freddie. "Ready Brian" Whispered Roger to Brian. "Ready... AAAYYYEEE!!!" Both Roger and Brian jumped out from behind the tree and tackled the bullies stained in Puke. "Run, John and Freddie, Run!" Yelled Brian All four were able to run away to the other side of the park where they found more fun rides.... |
| ~im a fool~ 14.06.2006 16:13 |
when they say those rides their faces lit up with joy and then brian said "no, we have to get out of here!" and so they ran to the parking lot and found the hippie van they rented to get to the park, when they got close enough to see inside the van, they saw a mean looking dog with big teeth and a foaming mouth... |
| ~im a fool~ 14.06.2006 16:13 |
when they say those rides their faces lit up with joy and then brian said "no, we have to get out of here!" and so they ran to the parking lot and found the hippie van they rented to get to the park, when they got close enough to see inside the van, they saw a mean looking dog with big teeth and a foaming mouth... |
| DreaminQueen 14.06.2006 16:56 |
im a fool wrote: when they say those rides their faces lit up with joy and then brian said "no, we have to get out of here!" and so they ran to the parking lot and found the hippie van they rented to get to the park, when they got close enough to see inside the van, they saw a mean looking dog with big teeth and a foaming mouth..."Yiiiiipppppp!!!" Yelled Freddie as he leaped into Bri's arms... "Cripes, howd this damn dog get in here?" said John... "Get out of here Fido!!!! GET!" yelled Roger. "Someone got a bone we can make him fetch?! "HAMSCRAY FIDO!!!" John was pacing outside the van trying to figure out what to do... At the same time Brian was trying to regain his balance after Freddie turned him into a human catchers mitt... |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 14.06.2006 17:40 |
Soon, the dog jumped from the van. "AHHHHHH, get him away! GET HIM AWAY!!" Screamed John as he was being chased by the Dog around the van. "Freddie, get off of me so I can help John!" Instructed Brian. "But, but I'm afraid!" Whined Freddie "Get over it!" said Brian as he dropped Freddie to the ground. Meanwhile, Roger hopped into the van and started it up. Brian was chasing John and the Dog, and Freddie, uncontrollably screaming, dove into the van and slammed the sliding door. "Freddie, open the Damn door!" yelled John, who was terrified for his life. Freddie opened the door and John and Brian dove in, slamming the door in mid-air. Roger stepped on the gas and they sped out of the parking lot... |
| Queen_Rox 14.06.2006 18:07 |
Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: Soon, the dog jumped from the van. "AHHHHHH, get him away! GET HIM AWAY!!" Screamed John as he was being chased by the Dog around the van. "Freddie, get off of me so I can help John!" Instructed Brian. "But, but I'm afraid!" Whined Freddie "Get over it!" said Brian as he dropped Freddie to the ground. Meanwhile, Roger hopped into the van and started it up. Brian was chasing John and the Dog, and Freddie, uncontrollably screaming, dove into the van and slammed the sliding door. "Freddie, open the Damn door!" yelled John, who was terrified for his life. Freddie opened the door and John and Brian dove in, slamming the door in mid-air. Roger stepped on the gas and they sped out of the parking lot..."Bye-bye, you crazy mutt!" Roger yelled from the driver's side window as he drove off, but the dog started to chase the van causing Freddie to panic even more. "Oh, dear! Oh, dear! The dog's gonna get us!" he whined, grabbing the collar of Brian's shirt, "what do we do, Brian? FOR GOD'S SAKES, WHAT DO WE DO?!" He shreiked. "Calm down, Freddie. We'll think of a way to keep the dog away from us," Brian soothed. "Oh, dear! That was so terrifying! Absolutely and seriously terrifying!" panicked John. "Don't worry, boys. We'll try to loose that nasty dog," said Roger without his eyes off the road. Freddie is still panicking even while Roger is driving in different directions, hoping that the dog will give up. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 14.06.2006 19:02 |
Roger continued to speed thru the streets surrounding the park in attempt to lose the maniac mutt. "Oh dear, Oh dear!!" whined Freddie, as he shook uncontrollably. "Muahahahaha!! You damn mutt, watch this!!" Exclaimed Roger in a evil tone. Roger thru the van in reverse and chased the dog down. "Roger, what in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to bloody kill us?!" Cried John "No, I'm trying to save our hides!" Brian and Freddie were hanging on in the back with their eyes closed. "I just want to get back to the mansion and play my Red Special..." Brian kept saying to himself Freddie could only cry and John could only pray as Roger chased the dog down... |
| Queen_Rox 14.06.2006 19:11 |
Okay, let me think of another part... |
| DreaminQueen 14.06.2006 23:03 |
LMAO! OMG THIS IS SOOO MUCH FUN! HEHE :D Finally, the dog got tired of something chasing him and gave up... And as Roger brought the van to a screeching halt.. while doing so, Freddie was thrust upon Brian for the second time today. John said "Well Roger, looks like you saved our asses again... just like the time those skinheads wanted us for dinner" "No problem, it was kind of fun, the only way it would have been better was in my Jag" Now it was Freddies turn looking pallid... he matched his what once were white pants... now slightly discolored from what will be forever known as the "Deaky Disaster Blaster". "Freddie, you know i love ya, but for god sakes, get off me!" exclaimed Brian. And he did exactly what he said he wanted to do in the van... The first thing he did was grab his trusty Red and played it like hes never played it before... |
| Queen_Rox 14.06.2006 23:13 |
Okay, now what do I do? |
| deleted user 15.06.2006 02:52 |
He turned the amp on as loud as it would go. No one seemed to care. Brian started playing so loudly that the van began to vibrate. Roger announced that he would go and have a look and see if the dog was still around. No one could hear him so he just left. About a minute later, Brian was getting sick of playing his guitar. He looked around the van and noticed Roger was missing. "Where's Roger?" He said slightly worried. Freddie, Brian and John looked around. They could see no sign of him. After a few minutes of searching, they still couldn't see him, so they gave up. "Well, i'm hungry." Announced Freddie. "I want to go home." Brian and John agreed. They all sat down, waiting for the vehicle to start. "Uh, can anyone here drive?" Freddie asked Brian and John when it dawned on him that they had no driver. They both shook their heads. "Oh, um... good... because I can!" This was a complete lie. Freddie had never even sat in a drivers seat before. As he climbed into the drivers seat he thought to himself that it can't be that hard. He started the van and before he knew it, he has reversed it really hard into something solid. He got out of the van to see that he had hit Roger! |
| FreMe 15.06.2006 10:11 |
"Roger!" screamed Freddie. "I thought you said you could drive you.. you.. You something very bad!!" screamed John. Roger was unconsious, and not breathing. "Out of the way, I´ll give him mouth to mouth!" Said Brian loudly but calm, trying to remember the first aid lessons he had, had in the third grade. Freddie was hyperventilating, and John felt bad about yelling at him. He put his arms around Freddies shoulders, and tried to comfort him. all for sudden Freddie turns aruond to John. "Did´nt something like this happen, when we were dealing with Hasselhoff a half year ago?" "Dont remind me of that guy, I can still taste that horrible sock!" replied John. Meanwhile, Brian kept breathing into Rogers mouth.. |
| ~im a fool~ 15.06.2006 10:24 |
then, roger regained consousness, "bloody hell! wheres the dog hows my hair! ohh" and passed out again. "well hes back to normal!" freddie said. everyone stared at him, "what? well he is!" then out of the blue, roger began singing pink floyd's comfterably numb. "iiiii have become comfterably numbbbb" he sounded horrable. "i hate pink floyd!" said john. as he pouted. "get the hell over it" screamed brian.......... |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 15.06.2006 11:09 |
"We have to get him to the hospital!!" shouted Brian. Roger layed out cold on the pavement, blood running from his nose and ears. John and Freddie stood there sobbing as Brian picked up the seriously injured Roger. "Let's get him into the van, and I'll try to drive. We have to be quick if we want him to drum in our next concert!" Instructed Brian Quietly, John and Freddie got Roger into the van and layed him on the soft, comfy shag carpet that lined the floor of the vehicle. Brian cautiously drove the van about a mile to the nearest Hospital. "Help me carry him, John. JOHN??!!" Yelled Brian John passed out cold on the concrete as soon as he saw Roger's pale face and blood-stained clothes. "I don't feel to good." Freddie said quetly. "I know, but you're going to have to help me." Said Brian in a soothing tone. Freddie got an ER nurse to help with Roger, while Brian picked up John.... This is getting good. |
| FreMe 15.06.2006 13:18 |
They all followed Roger to a hospital bed, after having to fill out formulars or about ten mintutes. "I´ve got a cramp in my hand!" cried John, as they sat around Roger. "all those stupid formulars!!" "Shut up John!" said Brian. Freddie did´nt notice anything. He was crying hard in Rogers bloody hair, saying, the one "I´m sorry" afer the other. He was shivering, and the guilt was tearing him apart... |
| Huge*Queen*Fan 15.06.2006 15:02 |
After about an hour the doctors came and took Roger away. "will he be ok?" asked John the doctor looked at John. "he should be ok, we just need to give him some stiches and a clean up and he'll be as good as new" Brian sat next to Freddie and put his arm around him. John sat down and buried his head in his hands. "I HATE cars, and minibuses!" Freddie said all of a sudden. He jumped up and screamed at the top of his voice "I HATE CARS!!!!!" Brian and Roger went bright red and tried to calm Freddie down. "NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! I WILL NOT SIT DOWN!" he swung round and accendently hit John in the face. John fell to the floor and started snoring. |
| Queen_Rox 15.06.2006 15:14 |
Whoa! |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 15.06.2006 15:16 |
"John, JOHN!!?? Wake up! Oh, Freddie look what you've done." yelled Brian. Freddie turned bright red and started shaking. he couldn't believe what was happening. First he ran over Roger, now he's knocked out John, and got into a fight with Brian. "Oh dear, I'm so sorry." Freddie said as he collapsed into a chair and started crying. "DOCTOR!! HELP US!! We've got another man down in the waiting room!" screamed a nurse. "Ugh.. Brian???? Freddie??? Oh my head! Where am I? Where's Brian, Freddie and Roger? Oh!!!" moaned John. "I'm right here John! Stay awake! I want to see your eyes." Pleaded Brian only to have John pass out on him again Freddie could not believe what was unfolding infront of his eyes.... |
| ~im a fool~ 15.06.2006 15:18 |
next roger desided to call a nurse. maybe she'd be hot in freddies opinion so he might calm down to impress her. "nurse, could you come in here?!" roger cried furiously. "yes, dear." he was the hotest mamma who ever crossed freddies path and he said "nurse," he looked at her name tag "wanda, darling i think that our dear friend roger would like a glass of water could you get him one please?" she nodded, un imressed not even caring what he called her. "why the hell did you do that?" freddie yelled |
| Huge*Queen*Fan 15.06.2006 15:20 |
Brian and Freddie stopped and looked at each other. "foolish blokes are we?" Freddie said. Just as Brian and Freddie were about to gang up on the doctor the doors to the theater room. "AGHRRR DONT LET THE MAD-MAN GET ME!!!! HE'S GOING TO TOUCH MY HAIR!!!!" Roger came running out in a nighty. Freddie and Brian looked at one another again and next thing he knew, Freddie was knocked over backwards "YOU STUPID A**HOLE YOU TRIED TO KILL MEEEEE!!!! LET THIS TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR SAYIN' YOU CAN DRIVE!!!!!"... |
| Huge*Queen*Fan 15.06.2006 15:21 |
damm, beaten AGEN |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 15.06.2006 15:24 |
"Roger, Why in the hell did you do that??!! Can't you see that John is passed out in my arms. We need help!" Yelled Brian, very irratated. "I thought he was going to cut off my hair!!" Said Roger "What has happened to you? Have you gone mad after your accident?" said an irratated Brian Meanwhile, John was floating in and out of conscienceness. He was not well at all. "Oh my head. I'm spinning in circles. Help me Brian!!" moaned John as he slipped back into Dram land.... |
| FreMe 15.06.2006 15:27 |
"I wanted to make you feel betteer, you unthankfull JERK!" "SHUT THE F** HEy, wait.. You´re awake!" Freddie ran over, and planted the biggest kiss on Roger, fully awere that he was licking his lips. "Oh, God love I´m so sorry, I thought I´d might loose you, oh please dont scare me like taht ever againiloveyourogerplease*sobsobsob* "Freddie it´s okay, just calm down and remember to breathe.." Said Roger, and tried to push Freddie away, since he was frankly lying on top of him. But he would´nt let go. "Roger.." He looked deeply into Rogers eyes "I really thought I was going to loose you.." He was about to plant a sensual kiss on Roger, when he was interupted. "NURSE PLEASE GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Yeled Roger.. |
| FreMe 15.06.2006 15:29 |
ok, someone was faster than e here :p... I was continuing on im a fools add :p |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 15.06.2006 16:01 |
"uh.. Sir, You're going to have to get off of this fine young man. Can't you see that he has been in a terrible accident?" said the nurse "Ok, dear. Sorry, Roger. I was just so happy to see you." said Freddie Meanwhile, Brian was cradling John, who was out cold. He was still floating in and out of blackness from Freddie's blow to the head. "I see pretty pink ponies... lalala.." said John. "Uh, nurse? could you please help my friend John here. He's not well." said Brian in a worried tone. "Freddie, what in the hell did you do to John? He's lost his mind!!" said Roger, desperately trying to keep the hospital gown from falling to the floor. "Oh Hi Brian! Man, you have lots of hair. lalalala." said John "Where in the hell is the doctor?" thought Brian... |
| ~im a fool~ 15.06.2006 22:31 |
"whats going on in here?" the doctor waldked in and took at look at john "how many fingers am i holding up, son?" then john replied "a word in your ear, from father to son, funny, you dont hear a single word i say. i fought with you....." he trailed off. "ok you two get out! nurse get this so called 'john' on a bed and give him something to make him sleep!" so brian and freddie walked out of the room ashamed of the mess they had made and went into the waiting room. "brian, i know today was horrable and i dont want this to affect our friendship.." and he replied "oh trust me, we go through our good times and our bad times but we will always be friends." |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 15.06.2006 23:42 |
"it's Ok Freddie. We've all had a bad day!" soothed Brian "I didn't want it to end like this. I knocked John looney and almost killed Roger." Sobbed Freddie John was soon put to sleep so the doctors could figure out what was wrong. Roger was put into a room so he could heal. "What's taking those doctors so long? I want to know how John and Roger are doing." said an impatient Brian "I don't know. I just want to go home!" sobbed Freddie. Soon, the Doctor emerged from the treatment room John was in. "So Doc, How's John?" Asked Brian.... |
| DreaminQueen 16.06.2006 01:06 |
"Well, hes got a slight concussion and quite a bump on the noggin..." replied the Doctor. "But He'll be alright right?" Sobbed Freddie "Yes, he just needs some rest and needs to ice that second head of his every few hours to get the swelling to go down" said the doctor. As the doctor finished explaining all the necessaries to Brian and Freddie, the nurses wheeled Roger and John out of their rooms. "Cor, Lets go HOME! I've had it with these guys wanting to cut my hair! And besides, Im ready to get back to my sticks..." Roger retorted... So the boys made their way back to their minibus and Since John was incapacitated, Roger to irrate to drive and they already saw the fruits of Freddie's driving skills, Brian took the wheel. After slowly and cautiously navigating the streets, they arrived home safely. And for the first time today, without incident. |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 01:32 |
Okay, now's my chance... |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 01:37 |
Freddie finally calmed down when the boys returned to their home. Brian and Freddie helped John and Roger inside. Brian fetched an ice pack from the freezer while Freddie sat on the couch at John's side, stroking his long brown hair. When Brian returned to the room, Freddie carefully took the ice pack. "There we go, dear," Freddie said soothingly as he rested the ice pack on John's forehead. He heard John grunt in pain, causing him to take his hand in a soothing, consoling manner. "Shhhhhhhhhh...Just hold still, darling. I know it stings a bit, but you must take it easy. I apologize for knocking you out earlier at the hospital." "Yeah, but being pissed earlier doesn't give you the reason to be violent," Brian taunted. "Brian, dear, you saw what happened! I didn't even do it on purpose," said an annoyed Freddie. |
| FreMe 16.06.2006 08:45 |
"not doing it on purpose, does´ny change the fact that John´s got the hell of a headache..." Continued Brian. "You now what would be smart of you??" Snapped the now furious Freddie "It would be SUCH a good idea to mind your own buisness!!!" Freddie was shivering, looking at brian with his dark eyes wide open. Brian just looked at him with a: I don´t suppose the boy knows any better- attitude, and shook his head. He looked Freddie deeply in his eyes. "I don´t belive you for a shit Freddie! You wanted to, and did it without thinking! Remember that I´m the smart one here.." Freddie was speachless. He wanted to kick Brians ass so badly, but ran out of the room instead, with the tears running down from his eyes. "You´re such a prick Brian! Sayd John suddently.. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 09:16 |
"JOHN??!!" said Brian in disbeleaf "Would you guys just shut up? I've got one hell of a headache." yelled John. "Get out of my room, please. I want to sleep!" Freddie and Brian left the room giving each other the cold shoulder. Roger, who was resting comfortably on the couch just looked and shook his aching head. "Ugh, those two are at it again." He thought. "Hey Freddie, Brian, Would you two like to help me wash the dried blood out of my hair? It's starting to make me itch and I can't stand it anymore!" "Uhhh, sure" Both Freddie and Brian said... |
| ~im a fool~ 16.06.2006 09:41 |
well after they did that their hands were all filthy. so they had to wash them. "no dont leave me!" john squealed. "i dont want to be alone!" roger shuddered. he hated when john whined like that and he left the room. "brian look, ill go wash my hands, and then you can go wash your hands." roger said "ok but hurry!" brian said "i want to figure out a way to make john relax. being tense doesnt help!" so roger went to wash his hands, came back and brian went to wash his hands. "ok, um, john, you have to relax. ok?" brian said. "ok. thats fine. you can leave. but dont bother freddie again. "alight. well take care of freddie for you." they left the room and freddie was on the couch in the living room. |
| FreMe 16.06.2006 10:01 |
Roger looked at Brian, as they stood in the door opening.. The tv was turned on, and Freddie sat crumbeled together like a little ball in the couch. His eyes were shiny, and he did´nt seem to notice anythin. Neither tv program nor John and Brian. "You should go talk to him Brian.." murmured Roger low.. "I heard you´r fights, and you were´nt being fair to him!" Brian chewed a bit on that one. Maybe Freddie did´nt knock John out, and drove over Roger, on purpose, but he was still pissed. How could he be taht uncarefull? Iresponsible? "Maybe later.. I should´nt be around him right now!" Said Brian and left. Roger looked at him, and then shrugged.. He did´nt know that Freddie had overheard their conversation... |
| ~im a fool~ 16.06.2006 10:05 |
"i know what your thinking. its not true." freddie said dully. "you know id never do that, so dont think it." "fred, im sorry can i sit next to you? so we can talk about it. i promise i wont argue anymore." "come here then." freddie replied. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 12:58 |
Freddie felt so guilty about saying all those nasty things about Brian and about all of the things he did to John and Roger. He began to cry. Roger carefully turned around to see what was going on as he was blow drying his now soft blond hair. "What's the matter Freddie?" asked Roger, wincing a little from his wounds. "Oh, why did I have to act like such a jerk and pick fights with Brian? I also seriously hurt John and you. I feel so guilty, Roger." sobbed Freddie. "There, there. It's OK. Brian will come to his senses and John and I will be OK. I promise!" smiled Roger "Thanks, dear!" said Freddie, feeling a little better 3 Hours went by until Freddie and Roger noticed that Brian was missing. "Where's Brian?" asked Roger "I don't know Rodger. Let's check John's Room." said Freddie. Upstairs, John was sleeping with the ice pack on his head. He heard some racket and woke up really dizzy. "BRIAN" yelled both Freddie and Roger "Over here! Freddie, I think I found him." said Roger. There, laying in the middle of the sidewalk, was Brian out cold. Apparently an out of control car sped right for the side walk and hit Brian as he was going to take a walk to do some thinking. They never heard him scream for help... So, what will happen to Brian? |
| ~im a fool~ 16.06.2006 13:20 |
"oh hell" said roger "ill call an abulance, you prop his head up with your jacket. talk him through this. who knows he could probably hear you?" so roger went in and called 911. he was worried. but this had happened to brian once before and he was alright then. an ambulance came and picked brian up. the people inside the ambulance said that hed be ok in no time. they said to come to the hospital in an hour. "well, damn, roger. i never thought that wed have such a bad day." said freddie. "itll never happen again. ever. shall we go tell john what happened?" roger asked. "yes, well go together." replied freddie. so they went to tell john and when they got to his room he was sitting up watching his tv. "what was all the comotion?" he asked plainly they told the story and made a plan about how one of them could go to the hospital to visit brian and the other one could stay home with john. this plan was until john was well enough to go visit brian. freddie was to visit brian first. when freddie got to the hospital he found that brian was awake.... will brian be stone cold crazy? continue the story! |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 14:31 |
"Oh Dear!" said Freddie as he walked into the Hospital room Brian was in. There layed Brian. He was awake, but really out of it. He stared blankly at Freddie. His eyes all glazed over. "Oh Brian! I'm so sorry. Why did I have to be so nasty to you? I didn't mean any of it. Really!" cried Freddie. Brian didn't say a word. His eyes did all the talking. No matter how hard he tried, the shock of what all was going on was paralyzing him. He finally did manage to say something. "John... How's John? ... Am I ok? What's Happening? Ugh!" said Brian as he was losing his fight to stay awake. "Brian, dear stay with me! DOCTOR HELP!!" screamed Freddie as Brian lapsed back into darkness... |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 17:48 |
Freddie didn't know what to do. "Brian, BRIAN!! Come back to me dear. You were fine the last time this happened. Don't give up. Keep fighting!!" pleaded Freddie. Soon, a doctor came running into Brian's room. He couldn't believe how much Brian took a turn for the worse. He was extremely white and barely breathing. The doctor called for help as Freddie watched helplessly. They rushed Brian to the ER ward. Freddie collapsed to his knees in the middle of the room. "Why?" he cried. Meanwhile at home, John and Roger were watching TV. They were quite comfortable. Roger was healing nicely and John was feeling much better. Soon, there came a telephone call from Freddie. "Guys, you have to get down here. QUICK!" cried Freddie "Whoa, calm down dear. What's the matter?" said John "It's Brian. Something's gone terribly wrong. They rushed him to the ER. Hurry please!!" pleaded Freddie John and Roger hobbled to the van. They couldn't believe what they were about to do. "Roger you drive. I'm still feeling looney." said John "Ok" said Roger They made their way to the hospital only to find some devastating news... Ok guys, This story is getting good. Keep er' going. What's going to happen to Brian? |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 18:07 |
One of the doctor's returned to the room to find John and Roger consoling the devastated Freddie. "Is he gonna be all right, doctor?" asked Freddie frantically. "I'm afraid not, young man," the doctor said gloomly, "we did the best we could to try and revive him, but he's gone." Tears came to Freddie's eyes while Roger and John looked at him with concern. "No," was all Freddie could say, shaking his head in denial as he covered his mouth. Hot tears ran down his face as he shook uncontrollably with sorrow. "I am sorry," the doctor said. With that, he left the room, leaving Freddie, Roger, and John alone. Freddie sobbed with his head in his hands while in the arms of his two remaining companions. |
| ~im a fool~ 16.06.2006 18:17 |
that was the worst queen story i ever heard. whos gonna play guitar now. oh damn imagination! |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 18:19 |
John sat there in shock. "Oh my God..." John could only say. "Why did I have to be so nasty? Why him? Why couldn't it be me?" cried Freddie. Roger held him close and started to sob too. "Freddie, All is OK. He's home now. He'll be playing his Guitar in heaven now." said Roger. *sniffle* "I didn't even say goodbye..." That's all Freddie could say. John joined them and they sat there crying. "I miss his curly hair and smile already" said John "How are we going to go on with out him? We can't replace him." said Freddie. They all just sat there and looked at each other... |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 18:19 |
"Freddie?! How can you say 'we can't'?" Roger asked suddenly in surprise. "Yeah, you're always so confident in everything," John agreed, trying to cheer Freddie up. "Not 'til this tragedy hit me! I never should've been so unkind to Brian and now this is all my fault!" Freddie cried while more tears streamed down his face. John joined in with him. "Well, let's see what we can do," said Roger while embracing his two surviving comrades. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 18:20 |
Queen_Rox wrote:OK, good idea! I'm starting to cry now. Poor Brian.im a fool wrote: that was the worst queen story i ever heard. whos gonna play guitar now. oh damn imagination!This is just a story, how about if I edit this part and then maybe it won't be so tragic? |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 18:22 |
I got an idea. How about Brian comes back to life. You know like a ressurection. (sp?) |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 18:24 |
Great idea! Since it's my fault for adding death to this story, I'll do it. :'( |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 18:28 |
While Freddie and John continued sobbing, Roger looked up and saw a spirit coming down from the sky. "Holy cow!" he cried out, which got the tear stain-faced Freddie's & John's attention. "No, holy spirit of Heaven! I've been sent here by the Lord above to resurrect Brian," boomed the spirit. "But that's impossible," disagreed Freddie while wiping his tears. "Oh, my dear Freddie! I believe you're mistaken! Now, proceed to the Emergency room and watch carefully, boys." Freddie, John, and Roger did as they were told and when the arrived, the doctors and nurses stood in fright as they saw what appears to be a white light over Brian's soon-to-be reincarnated body... |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 18:32 |
Queen_Rox wrote: While Freddie and John continued sobbing, Roger looked up and saw a spirit coming down from the sky. "Holy cow!" he cried out, which got the tear stain-faced Freddie's & John's attention. "No, holy spirit of Heaven! I've been sent here by the Lord above to resurrect Brian," boomed the spirit. "But that's impossible," disagreed Freddie while wiping his tears. "Oh, my dear Freddie! I believe you're mistaken! Now, proceed to the Emergency room and watch carefully, boys." Freddie, John, and Roger did as they were told and when the arrived, the doctors and nurses stood in fright as they saw what appears to be a white light over Brian's soon-to-be reincarnated body...You're doing great! I won't add on, since you're doing a wonderful job, I want to see how you resurrect him. :-) |
| Queen_Rox 16.06.2006 18:33 |
Once the light faded, Brian's body began to move and his eyes opened. "Oh, my head. Huh? What happened?" he asked puzzledly. "BRIAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Roger screamed as the doctors & nurses backed away while Roger, Freddie & John rushed to Brian and embraced him. "Oh, darling, I thought I'd never see you again," Freddie sobbed while kissing Brian all over his face and neck. "Me, neither, mate," John cried. "Whoa! Was I..." Brian was about to ask more, but Roger cut him off. "Yes, but with Gabriel's help, you're back with us," he said. The doctors and nurses were sobbing during this poignant (meaning 'emotional') moment what was once three, but now four Queen members. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 16.06.2006 19:17 |
Queen_Rox wrote: Once the light faded, Brian's body began to move and his eyes opened. "Oh, my head. Huh? What happened?" he asked puzzledly. "BRIAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Roger screamed as the doctors & nurses backed away while Roger, Freddie & John rushed to Brian and embraced him. "Oh, darling, I thought I'd never see you again," Freddie sobbed while kissing Brian all over his face and neck. "Me, neither, mate," John cried. "Whoa! Was I..." Brian was about to ask more, but Roger cut him off. "Yes, but with Gabriel's help, you're back with us," he said. The doctors and nurses were sobbing during this poignant (meaning 'emotional') moment what was once three, but now four Queen members.Nice Job!! ;-) "What was it like Brian? Did you see God?" asked Roger "No, I don't know. All I remember was Freddie calling my name and crying." said Brian quietly "How do you feel?" asked John "I feel very wierd. Like my head is five times it's actual size. I just want to go to sleep." said Brian, wearilly. "NO! DON'T! I don't want to lose you again." sobbed Freddie... |
| ~im a fool~ 16.06.2006 20:11 |
"dont worry, freddie! im more alive than i ever was. im reborn." "oh ok." my ideas are dry sorry! |
| DreaminQueen 17.06.2006 00:15 |
Finally, after this exciting and yet relief filled few hours, John, Freddie and Roger made their way back home to get some sleep. The doctors wanted to keep Bri over night to ensure there were no broken bones and to make sure he wouldnt develop a concussion. Freddie was finally relieved and made incessant vows the whole ride home about how he was no longer going to pick rows with Brian over such foolish things anymore. Once home, Roger put on his Deputy Dog footy PJ's, John put on his silk pants and tank top and Freddie his favorite Pooh PJ's and fuzzy slippers. And the all snuggled in for the night... The next morning, Roger awoke to clangs and bangs coming from the kitchen downstairs... But he was half asleep and made a wrong assumption. "SOME BASTARD HAS BROKEN IN!" "FREDDIE, JOHN, GET UP YOU, YOU... UGH NEVER MIND, JUST GET YOUR ARSES OUT OF BED! THERES SOMEONE DOWNSTAIRS!!" "Huh? Wha?!?!!!!?!" Said Freddie, rubbing his eyes sleeplily... "Nothing, Fred, theres Just, a... a WHAT?!" Replied John rubbing his lightly throbbing head... The three men ran down the stairs, completely disregarding the fact that they were still in their PJ's... "ALRIGHT YOU GIT! LEMME A... BRIAN!! BRIAN ITS YOU!" Exclamied Roger in utter happiness... "Well who else would it be??" said Bri "I thought it was a robber or something... what with all the racket going on down here" At this point Freddie was jumping up and down and hugging Brian and flooding him with never ending apologies about the day before... "...And I'll NEVER EVER FIGHT WITH YOU AGAIN MY DARLING!" He said. "Welcome home boyo!" Said John, "Whats for breaky??" "Well, i figured to make a fresh start... some Eggs..." replied Brian. (haha Eggs! lol its never good with the lads and eggs!) |
| FreMe 17.06.2006 03:01 |
"Eggs?" Thought Roger. This reminded him of a time even before the Hasselhoff incident. Him and Freddie look quickly at eachother, since Freddie seemed to remember this as well. "Erhm right, YOU go and make eggs.. Uhm.. I´ll just... Do something else.." said Freddie not looking into anyone´s eyes, and left the kitchen. Meanwhile Brian had startet to get his memory back as well, and made an odd face, like someone who´s about to throw up. He had had his share of the expeirienting during the whole "innercirkel love" era (better known as the egg story ;)) and was certaintly not proud of it anymore. There was an akward silence in the kitchen. John did´nt know what the hell was going on, and looked wired. "Is this because you and Freddie did'nt know how to boil an egg, and we did´nt take Brian with us to the resturant??? Please get over it!" Said John. "Er.. Yeah that´s why, that´s deffinetelly why!" Said Brian and Roger at the same time, whereafter Roger leaves the kitchen in a hurry. "I´ll go and do..uhm.. something too! Something VERY different, and not near Freddie at all!" When the eggs was readdy, John began to eat with pleasure. But Brian and Roger and Freddie just poked at it, being carefull not to look at oneanother... |
| Queen_Rox 17.06.2006 03:11 |
Thanks for the compliment, Bohemian May-niac :D |
| FreMe 17.06.2006 03:15 |
Queen_Rox wrote: Thanks for the compliment, Bohemian May-niac :DWell she´s right... You are a dahmn good writer :)! |
| Queen_Rox 17.06.2006 11:37 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Thanks, FreMe. You ladies are damn good writers, too:) Every single one in this thread...up there with mayniac and LadyMercury.Queen_Rox wrote: Thanks for the compliment, Bohemian May-niac :DWell she´s right... You are a dahmn good writer :)! |
| deleted user 17.06.2006 22:03 |
"Okay, this is wierd." Said John suspiciously. "why are you all acting strange?" Roger, Freddie and Brian looked at eachother. "Uh, Eggs make me sick." Said Roger unconvincingly. "Me too." Agreed Brian and Freddie together. "Do you think i'm stupid?" Asked John. "i can see you all know something that I don't." With that, John stormed right out of the room, leaving the other three alone with the eggs. What had started out to be a happy morning where everyone got along, had turned into John being angry with Roger, Freddie and Brian, and the 3 being in a very awkward situation. Roger dared to make the first move. He looked up at Freddie. Freddie's face was... |
| ~im a fool~ 18.06.2006 12:05 |
freddies face was horrofied and it turned ou that he was frightend of eggs. he thought that they were alien sacs of dead fleash from humans. so they all went out for donuts. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 18.06.2006 23:30 |
Wow, this is a hard one to add to. You're making me think. That's a good thing!! |
| Queen_Rox 18.06.2006 23:36 |
Bohemian May-niac, what would you like me to add next? I mean, after you, of course. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 18.06.2006 23:44 |
I'll let you go first, Queen_Rox. You're on a roll and doing really well. So well that you gave me writer's block. haha! How about you tell us what happens at the Donut shop. Like does Freddie get in another fight with Brian or Does John still suffer from his concussion or maybe Freddie's afraid of the donuts. Do they go back to the amusement park? I don't know, what do you think? Suprise me and the other Queen nuts out there, and then I'll add on with something. Cool? :-) |
| Queen_Rox 18.06.2006 23:49 |
Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: I'll let you go first, Queen_Rox. You're on a roll and doing really well. So well that you gave me writer's block. haha! How about you tell us what happens at the Donut shop. Like does Freddie get in another fight with Brian or Does John still suffer from his concussion or maybe Freddie's afraid of the donuts. Do they go back to the amusement park? I don't know, what do you think? Suprise me and the other Queen nuts out there, and then I'll add on with something. Cool? :-)Sure...and thanks again for the compliment...you guys are awesome writers, too! Anyway, I'll see what I can do, okay? |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 00:13 |
Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:Bohemian MAY-niac wrote: I'll let you go first, Queen_Rox. You're on a roll and doing really well. So well that you gave me writer's block. haha! How about you tell us what happens at the Donut shop. Like does Freddie get in another fight with Brian or Does John still suffer from his concussion or maybe Freddie's afraid of the donuts. Do they go back to the amusement park? I don't know, what do you think? Suprise me and the other Queen nuts out there, and then I'll add on with something. Cool? :-)Sweet! I can't wait! ;-) Sure...and thanks again for the compliment...you guys are awesome writers, too! Anyway, I'll see what I can do, okay? |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 00:14 |
Sweet! I can't wait! ;-) |
| Queen_Rox 19.06.2006 02:33 |
The boys walked into a local donut shop to buy their breakfast after Freddie's fear of eggs. John seemed suspicious that something must be up with his mates lately, but was assured that nothing was wrong. While Brian, John, and Freddie sat in a booth and waited, Roger walked up to the counter to order a variety of donuts to try other than the chocolate covered or maple glazed ones. Meanwhile the boys are waiting for Roger, John suddenly began suffering from a severe headache as he rested his head in one hand. "John, darling, are you all right?" Freddie asked with a tone of concern. "Yes, Freddie, I'm fine," John assured. "John," Brian said firmly. "You don't look okay. You look like you're still having a concussion." "No really, I---" John felt his stomach turning causing him to cover his mouth and rush to the men's restroom. Freddie and Brian took off after him. They knew that John wasn't feeling very well. In fact, Brian had decided that he, Freddie, and Roger must start looking after John if he becomes sicker. While the boys are in the restroom, Roger picked up a box of a various types of donuts. He was about to leave the shop, but turned to notice that Brian, Freddie, and John were missing. With that, he checked all over the shop in search of his three friends without abandoning their breakfast. "Brian? Freddie?" called Roger as he searched frantically. "We're in the loo, Roger!" Brian called back from the restroom. Roger approached the restroom, pushed the door forward, and poked in his head. "Guys, is something wrong?" asked Roger as he entered the men's restroom. "Yes, John's still suffering from his concussion," said Brian. "And he's---" before he could say more, Roger heard more vomiting and coughing coming from John in one of the bathroom stalls. Brian looked sickened by what he's hearing while Roger looked disgusted still holding the box of donuts. "There goes our breakfast," he thought with a disgusted look on his face. Freddie, however, was panicked and concerned as he was when Brian was in the hospital. "Oh, dear! Oh, dear! We've gotta get John back to the hospital!" Freddie panicked. "Freddie, calm down, mate," Brian ordered. "No, Brian," Freddie disagreed frantically. "He doesn't look very well right now!" Then he turned to Roger and screamed, "ROGER, PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE! QUICKLY, GET HELP!!" In response to Freddie's distress, Roger rushed from the restroom and out of the donut shop to find the nearest pay phone... |
| deleted user 19.06.2006 07:19 |
Hahha. They really have a knack of ending up in hospitals. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 11:37 |
Roger ran to the pay phone and dialed 9-1-1. "Hello? Yes, this is Roger Taylor. We need an ambulence at the Donut shop. My band mate, John Deacon is terribly sick and needs to get to the hospital... Ok.. 10 minutes... Alright, bye." Roger ran back to the bathroom, and there was John laying on the floor, looking more pale by the minute. Roger thought that John couldn't wait 10 minutes. He had to get to that hospital now. "Oh, guys. I'm so sorry..." was all John could say before he passed out. He started to wheeze terribly. Brian carefully picked up John's head so he could breathe better. Roger was speechless. Freddie just sat there and sobbed. They couldn't believe how just a single trip to an amusement park to celebrate their new album could ruin their lives. Soon, the ambulence arrived... |
| Queen_Rox 19.06.2006 12:44 |
Four paramedics climbed out of the ambulance, opened the back, and took the stretcher, as they wheeled it inside and through the donut shop, making their frantic way to the distressful scene in the men's room. The owner and a few of his co-workers watched with shock and sympathy. By the time they lowered the stretcher, the paramedics lifted John with Brian's help, as they lie his sickly, pale body down. Then, one of the paramedics took an oxygen mask and placed over John's mouth as an aid for his clogged lungs. Freddie watched sadly while sitting in the corner of the bathroom sobbing. "Oh, poor John," Freddie cried. "Don't worry, Freddie," Roger consoled as he sat down next to a depressed Freddie. "I'm sure the doctors will see what they can do about John's health due to his injury." |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 12:53 |
Soon John started to come around. He was all confused and scared. His head was pounding and his surroundings were spinning. "Brian, Roger, Freddie? Where am I? I'm scared." moaned John. The paramedics looked at Brian. Brian leaned over, grabbed his hand, and explained that he was going back to the hospital. "Ugh, I don't feel so good!" moaned John "Close your eyes. You'll be OK, I promise. : said Brian. Roger did his best not to cry. Freddie was losing his battle as the tears rolled down his cheeks. "Be strong! John will be OK. He's a fighter." said Brian All Roger and Freddie could do was nod their heads... |
| mayniac316 19.06.2006 13:01 |
Eh, this story is kinda depressing... :-| |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 13:06 |
mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Eh, this story is kinda depressing... :-|Don't worry, we'll fit in some funny parts. I promise, right Queen_Rox? First though, let's find out what happens to John. Then we'll make it funny! Cool? |
| blerp 19.06.2006 13:18 |
"I'm bored," said John after a while, trying to sit up in the bed. "Here, play with this," whimpered Freddie, handing John a mini-Operation game. He turned around again to sob. "I'm going to get this broken heart!" squeaked John as he fumbled with the tiny tweezers. |
| Queen_Rox 19.06.2006 13:24 |
Bohemian MAY-niac wrote:Righto, Bohemian May-niac. We'll think of less depressing stuff...sorry for putting the deprssing part in. What do I do now for the next part? This time, I'm gonna put something funny in it.mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: Eh, this story is kinda depressing... :-|Don't worry, we'll fit in some funny parts. I promise, right Queen_Rox? First though, let's find out what happens to John. Then we'll make it funny! Cool? |
| ~im a fool~ 19.06.2006 14:13 |
"shoot, when will i be better?!" john yelled "tomarrow" some nurse looked in the window and said. john thought that she was hot. so he calmed down and told the rest of the band to go home and that hed be fine. so they went home. when they go there they ate theyr donuts in silence. "does anyone want tacos?" freddie asked. "you cant have donuts without tacos." he said with an upity voice. the brian said "ill eat them if you make them" and roger agreed. so they were to have tacos and donuts for dinner. an odd combination, i know. |
| FreMe 19.06.2006 15:56 |
After finnishng the unusual meal, Roger startet complaining.. "Aw, MAN! I ate too much.. And sugar and hot sauce is not a good combination... I think I´m gonna shit my guts out!" "Well, now I feel sick too.. Thanks a lot Roger!" Said Freddie, in an icy voice. "AW MAN!!! Now I know what it´s like for a woman to give birth! Remind me to send my mum flowers!" And the next thing that happened, was that Roger Let the most tremendous one rip. Freddie had not even heard anything like it, at the farting contests in the boarding schools dormitory at weekend nights. "Oh god that helped!" Sighed Roger, looking as if he was in ecstasy.. He probably was. "I cant breathe!" cried Brian, running towards the window. He opended it, and threw up all over the neigbours cat. "This reminds me of my date with Hasselhoff.. It was a living nightmare to free you, you know, Brian??" Said Freddie all for sudden. "Did you guys know, that he has send me a congratulations card, because of the new album?" |
| FreMe 19.06.2006 16:08 |
That should kill the sadness xD^^^^^^^ |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 17:20 |
Hahahahaha! That did!! Man, I have serious writer's block now. Help!! |
| Queen_Rox 19.06.2006 17:45 |
Okay, what should I do for you now? |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 20:10 |
I don't know. How about we find out what happens to John. I know the boys went out for Tacos and Donuts and got really bad gas and all, but what happened to John? Is he OK? Is he still really sick? |
| Queen_Rox 19.06.2006 20:16 |
How about if John's concussion improves and his health gets back to normal? No problem, I'll try to post it. Thank you;) |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 19.06.2006 20:20 |
Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: How about if John's concussion improves and his health gets back to normal? No problem, I'll try to post it. Thank you;)Good idea! I can't wait to see if John is OK. Then we can add more funny and silly stuff that happens to them. |
| ~im a fool~ 19.06.2006 20:33 |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe you used my idea. taco and donuts are the worst together. |
| Queen_Rox 20.06.2006 01:22 |
"Why Freddie, I didn't know that!" Roger exclaimed. "He must like our new album, doesn't he," Brian wondered. "Yes, he does," Freddie answered. Late the next morning, the boys rose out of bed and took turns using the shower. Once they're cleaned and dressed, they ate breakfast together and set out to visit John in the hospital. When they arrived in Roger's jag, Roger entered the parking garage taking the ticket and parked his jag in the second story lot. The boys took the elevator and quietly walked down the hall and found John in one of the rooms. However, before they could take another step inside, Brian stopped them. "Shhhhh. He must be very tired from the medication the doctor perscribed him for his concussion symptoms," Brian hissed. The boys quietly entered, but John was already waking up from his evening slumber. In fact, he seemed very happy to see that they arrived. "Hello, guys," he yawned and stretched. "How are you feeling, dear?" Freddie asked. "I'm doing much better," John answered, "According to Dr. Roberts I get to go home." "Excellent," Roger beamed. "Oh, thank God," Freddie said with relief. |
| mayniac316 20.06.2006 08:41 |
Roger and Freddie continued to have convorsation with John, who again was now quite coherent. Brian however, was feeling a little left out. No one really wanted to talk to him today. He just sat over in the chair in the corner by the door, watching the hospital staff come and go. He was getting rather hungry, so without even telling the boys, he got up and went to find the cafeteria. After about 10 minutes he became very lost in the big hospital. Just as he turned around to try another way, he bumped into the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. (ME!! Hahahaha!) He instantly fell in love with her long, wavy dark hair and light blue-green eyes... |
| FreMe 20.06.2006 08:48 |
"BTW, have you heard the latest gossip Johnny boy?" Said Brian. "Hasselhoff´s send us a congratulations card, because of our new album.." "Hasselhoff... The one who kidnappet us??? But we moved because we did´nt want him to stalk us again.. How did he get our new adress???" Said John. A look of pure confusion invated his face. They all looked at Freddie, who looked like a kid bustet with his hand down the candyjar. "Erhm... That is a very funny story indeed, hehe.. Erhm..." Said Freddie, scrathing his neck, making sure not to look at anyone. "You know what, I better go home and check on the.. Plants, yeah, they need atention!" And with those words, he left his mates, and hurried out of the hospital. He got home, and threw himself on the coutch, gasping like a dog. He had run the whole way. Then a shadow apeared over him, and he turned around when he heard: "I thought a personal congratulation was more in its place..." |
| FreMe 20.06.2006 08:49 |
Sorry, about this part :/... Not very well writen xD ^ |
| mayniac316 20.06.2006 09:14 |
Hasselhoff extended his hand to Freddie. "Congratulations on your new album!" Freddie glanced down at Hasselhoff's hand, then looked back up at his face. He seemed genuine, so Freddie reached out to shake his hand. When their hands clasped, Hasselhoff put a grip on Freddie so tight that Freddie could not break free. "You're coming with me," he said. Meanwhile, back at the hospital, Roger and John decided to leave. They were getting fairly bored and John wanted to leave before his awful lunch arrived. So off the two went, completely unaware that Brian was not with them. He had taking a liking to his new lady friend/nurse (ME!! :D) and decided to take her out to lunch. "But Brian, I'm still at work, dear," she said. "I don't care," Brian replied. "I want to marry you and when we're married you'll never have to work again." So Brian and his fiance (ME!! :D) went to lunch to discuss wedding arrangements, while Roger and John waited for the bus. John was still in his hospital gown, whiched earned him... |
| ~im a fool~ 20.06.2006 10:42 |
i dont want to know... |
| FreMe 20.06.2006 12:16 |
..Some fresh air on his treasuret parts. "Dahmn, I´m really starting to like this thing!.. Do you still have yours, guys? ´Cous if you do, I´d really like to borrow them.." Cheered John. He was in such a good mood, because he had escaped the hospital lunch, that he startet doing acrobatic jumps. "John! Remember you´re not wearing any underroos!" hissed Roger. A little girl was getting her eyes covered by a chocked mum. "Oh, right.. Sorry mam, and er.. girl..".. "Oh god! How dare you expose yourself in front of my innocent child!!?" Cried the angry mum. Finally the bus arrived.. |
| mayniac316 20.06.2006 15:40 |
And Roger and John went up the steps and paid the money. The bus was quite full, so they had to take a seat waaaaaay in the back. Everyone on the bus, especially the bus driver, got quite an eyeful of John's- er, well you know... They sat down and gossiped about the other people on the bus the whole way. At the Queen Mansion, Freddie and Hasselhoff were having lovely tea and scones. It seemed Hasselhoff had nothing evil planned at all! "Freddie, I want to apologize for my behavior in the past. I'd really like to be your friend, if it's alright." "Oh that's just fine dear!" Freddie replied, always eager to make a new friend. They finished their tea and scones and went to the living room to watch some Pokemon cartoons. Meanwhile, Brian had finished lunch with his new fiance and headed home to inform his friends of the good news. But when he got to the front door, he noticed... |
| DreaminQueen 20.06.2006 17:43 |
**K, i must ask this first... I am missing this Hasselhoff reference... where did it first come up?? lol i think its funny in this story, but id probably enjoy it more if i knew exactly where it came from.... lol sorry... back to the story...** ...That Freddie was not alone. "God, not that Hasselhoff chap again! How the hell did he get here?!" Brian thought aloud... His fiance was rather confused at this statement, but was too in love to care much and figured she'd ask him later. Meanwhile on the bus, they had several stops to make before they reached home, so John and Roger were trying to kill time. So they decided to play all those lil hand clapping ditties the school girls do. Like Ms. Mary Mack and I Went to a Chinese restaurant... and Slide of course... "AWW ROGER! You messed it up AGAINNNNNNUUHHHH.....!!!" Sighed John. "Sorry, this stuffs harder than it looks!" "But you're a drummer, you should have the coordination down!!" Replied John. "Fine, i wont play anymore!" Said Roge sticking his tounge out.... Then the two of them sat in silence looking around the bus for sometime... Then Roger spotted this vivacious brunette getting on the bus. John also spotted the very same lass. (Its me!! :-P) "Hey, Roger, Roger...." said John nudging Roger's sholder. "theres a beautiful girl over there, im gonna talk to her" Unknowing John was talking about the same girl he was considering, he answered "Go for it boyo! I've got my eye on one myself..." haha i'll let someone else take the ropes from here haha! |
| ~im a fool~ 20.06.2006 18:25 |
so they went up to her and began talking. then her boyfriend apeared. he was really muscular, and tough looking. john and roger disapeared in an instant. |
| DreaminQueen 20.06.2006 18:43 |
im a fool wrote: so they went up to her and began talking. then her boyfriend apeared. he was really muscular, and tough looking. john and roger disapeared in an instant.Did i mention she (I) was single??? lol so this wont quiet work! :-P |
| blerp 20.06.2006 22:00 |
"Hey babe," said John, sliding around like a fox. "Oh, hello," the girl turned around and waved to him. "Man..." said John, stretching his arms out. "I've had a long day." "Oh...Doing what?" questioned the girl, flashing him a coy smile. "Well, eh, you know," said John, puffing his chest. "I cut down trees. Yah know, the ol' one-two...TIMBER!" "Oh! Ha ha, that's really...a lot of work, isn't it?" the girl then placed a hand on John's shoulder. "Ah, John, my boy!" cried Roger, popping out of nowhere and patting John's back rather hard. The girl turned her full attention to Roger. "What are you talking about - trees?!" said Roger loudly, looking at the girl for a few seconds, smiling, then turning back to John. "Well, all you do is smoke them, so that doesn't count about cutting them." The girl's smile towards John flopped a little. |
| blerp 20.06.2006 22:02 |
"Hi there, little lady, you're looking wonderful tonight!" Roger said sweetly. He placed his hand on her waist. "Ooer!" she squealed, jumping a little. "I'm ticklish there." "Would you like to jump with me?" Roger began hopping on one foot. |
| mayniac316 21.06.2006 00:22 |
The lady, who- unbeknowst to the boys -was bi-polar, suddenly became overwhelmed with negative emotion and slapped poor Roger hard across the face. She then moved up to the front of the bus, far away from John and Roger. When the bus finally arrived at their stop, they hurried off the bus and ran home. They were both so eager to get away from all those crazy people. "Hey guys!" Roger said upon opening the door. John didn't say anything. He looked around the room for his favorite Pikachu action figure, hoping that it hadn't gotten stolen or misplaced while he was away at the hospital. "Ah! There you are my Pikachu!" he said to himself. He walked over to the mantel and clasped the dusty, plastic Pikachu in his hand and went to join the others in the living room. Brian was beaming with excitement and the first to speak. "Good! We're all here now. Everybody, listen up!" All eyes went to Brian, who was now standing on the coffee table. "I'm getting married!" Everyone cheered and congragulated Brian on his biggest social achievement to date. "Oi! A wedding!! I love weddings!!" Freddie squealed. "Brian, can Roger and I be bridesmaids? Pretty please dear?" "Of course you can! And so can Johnny." John didn't seem very excited. He had hoped Brian would choose him to be his best man. But as Brian would later announce, he wanted his closest and dearest friend to hold that position. That of course would be... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 21.06.2006 07:02 |
Mr. Rogers. |
| FreMe 21.06.2006 08:37 |
"Rogers????" Said John Freddie and Roger at the same time. "No wait, we heard wrong, he said mr.Roger, right mate? Hehe you do eat the words sometimes buddy..!" grined Roger. His eyes did´nt agree with his happy smile, though. "No Roger, I did say Rogers. I want Paul to be my best man, and I´m going to ask the next time we meet!" replied Brian, and with those words he left the livingroom. "You know what guys? I think we should honer Paul with a little vissit...!" Said Freddie. "Count me in!" said John. He was very furious that Paul were gonna be the bestman, and he was gonna be a bridesmaid. He was alergic to white gowns, and make-up anyways. "Erhm, you know what, I think I´ll pass... I dont wanna get in trouble with that dude. After all, he DID help us getting contackt with Trident." Said Roger quiet. "Your life, your choise... Come on David, you, John and I are gonna vissit someone, and we need some help from someone with kidnapping expertise..!" Snarled Freddie. "Comming dear!" Cheered Hasselhof, happy about the thought of getting to kidnap smeone again. "And you Roger. If you tell, I´ll paint your Pichatcu BLUE!" |
| mayniac316 21.06.2006 09:30 |
I thought it was Mr. Rogers as in FRED Rogers... you know, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood? |
| FreMe 21.06.2006 09:37 |
mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: I thought it was Mr. Rogers as in FRED Rogers... you know, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood?The only Rogers I know is Paul Rogers :s |
| mayniac316 21.06.2006 09:42 |
link Here's what he looks like... when he was alive anyway. "Won't you be my neighbor?" |
| FreMe 21.06.2006 11:24 |
Well, what Paul are we gonna use then? |
| FreMe 21.06.2006 11:24 |
I meant Rodgers xD^ |
| mayniac316 21.06.2006 11:30 |
Okay, we'll just use Paul Rodgers then... more people are familiar with him. Freddie, Hasselhoff, and John left to go visit Paul Rodgers at his home, which was just a whiskey bar down the street. John trodded behind Freddie and Hasselhoff, who skipped merrily down the sidewalk hand in hand. Roger meanwhile went into the kitchen to see what Brian was up to... |
| ~im a fool~ 21.06.2006 17:04 |
he was making out with the bi polar chick! |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 21.06.2006 17:07 |
Suddenly, the Geico Gecko walked in and said... |
| ~im a fool~ 21.06.2006 18:57 |
whod like some pie and chips for free! |
| mayniac316 21.06.2006 23:30 |
"Ooh! Ooh! Memememememe!!!!" Roger said quite rudely. Roger swept over to the cute lil gecko, plopped himself on the kitchen floor and proceeded to gorge himself on free pie and chips. The poor little gecko was so disgusted he left and made sure that the Queen boys would never receive any car insurance from Geico. Brian had finished his make-out session with the bi-polar chick upon receiving a slap across the face that knocked his fillings loose. Really. One flew across the kitchen and hit Roger in the back of the head. But Roger was too occupied to notice. "Oh wait!" Brian said out loud. "I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow! I can't make out with random girls anymore!" He bit his lip and felt a little guilty. "Well, she'll never know..." And with that Brian began to fill out the wedding invitations. "Well, I DEFINITELY want the Sesame Street crew there... especially Ernie. Then we'll have to invite Little Bear and Thomas the Tank Engine... and Spongebob! We can't forget about him!" And on he went... |
| blerp 22.06.2006 02:04 |
Until Brian found out that all the people he wanted to invite died. |
| blerp 22.06.2006 02:06 |
He then broke off the engagement and continued his life with a period of celibacy that lasted only a week. |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 22.06.2006 06:56 |
He had really been trying hard, but Roger tricked him into going on The Dating Game. The three women were Hillary Clinton... |
| mayniac316 22.06.2006 09:56 |
Barbara Streisand... |
| blerp 22.06.2006 15:21 |
And Olivia Newton John. |
| blerp 22.06.2006 15:30 |
"Roger, I don't like any of these women, especially Hilary." he then got up and left the studio. "What? More Olivia for me!" chipped Roger, taking her hand. Brian walked down the street, looking around at the many restaurants surrounding the area. He looked down at his tummy, which growled at him like a small dog. He placed his hand over it and walked into a diner. "May I help you?" Brian looked up and saw the prettiest waitress standing next to him (what a surprise). He lost his senses for a moment and came back down. "Oh, er, yes, I'll have a veggie burger and some water." "What are you so nervous looking about?" she smiled at him. "Oh, er, erm, nothing. I'm just hungry." She smiled at him again and told him his food would be here in a few minutes. Brian looked down immediately after she left and breathed in deeply. "Cor, I was about to shit my pants..." "Better be careful though," said a gruff voice in front of him. Brian looked up quickly, into the small window where food checks/orders were taken. He could see an old, grungy-looking man staring back out the window at him. "Why should I be careful?" Brian asked, staring at the grease stains on the man's apron. "She's one of those girls...you know...she'll love yah for one night then leave you the next mornin' brokenhearted...she did that to Tony here-" he pointed to a fit-looking man, who resembled a young John Travolta. "Yeh...she ripped my heart inna two...and stomped all ova it!" he cried, lips cringing, then threw his rag down and walked out into the back. "Eh, take it easy, Tony! And only 5 minutes for your break!" yelled the man. Brian looked down again, thinking, waiting for the girl to come back even with the horrible thing he found out about her. |
| ~im a fool~ 22.06.2006 15:48 |
then she came up to him and sat on his lap! |
| blerp 22.06.2006 16:13 |
"Here's your meal..." she cooed, picking up a chip and putting it in his mouth. "Eh, I can't do this...you on my lap and all..." he said with his mouth full. He tried getting up, but she held him down. "Oh come on..." she put both of her hands on his chest. "Sorry! I don't feel like being heartbroken tomorrow morning! This always happens to me..." he got up out of his chair abruptly, the girl falling on her bottom. Brian pulled some bills out and placed it on the counter, and took his veggie burger and stuffed the chips in a paper carton from a pile. "Glad you saved yourself, poodle boy!" cried the man from the window. Brian waved and stuffed another chip into his mouth. |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 22.06.2006 17:47 |
However, suddenly a bird flew in the window and perched on Brian's hair. It began to yell at him. "McCaw! Why'd you pass up the tail, snookums?" "Why is a bird calling me snookums?" Brian pondered, swatting at the bird with a grilled hot dog that he found in the silverware drawer. |
| Queen_Rox 23.06.2006 13:25 |
I'm baaack! I'm gonna come up with the next part, but I'm gonna need help with brainstorming, please? |
| DreaminQueen 23.06.2006 18:52 |
"Because shes a flirt too" replied Tony wipping tears from his eyes.... "Oh, well in that case uh...Nevermind" replied Brian. And he went on his way. Brian was not quite ready to go home yet to face the bi-polar babe because his face was still stinging from their last meeting... So he decided to walk around the park for some time.... Meanwhile back at home Roger, Freddie and John were trying to figure out what to do now... Hasselhoff had scurried off home and things were pretty quiet... There you go Queen_Rox, maybe you can get something from there now that things have settled down... |
| Sergei. 23.06.2006 19:02 |
... It turned out the bird was just trying to pick out potato crisp crumbs from Brian's hair. Later that day, Freddie set out on a shopping spree. He became rather satisfied with a pair of hot pink spandex pants hanging in the window of a rather manly looking store. But no, they were no ordinary spandex pants. These were... VACUUM PANTS! ...In which Freddie donned them, hooked up a vaccuum to a plug in the crotch, and began sucking all the air out of his pantaloonies, the effect being much to that of a shrink wrapping a candy cane. It was said that when Freddie left the store, wearing THE PANTS, an old woman died of oxygen depletion and six lives were taken due to internal hemorraging. ....erghh... |
| ~im a fool~ 23.06.2006 19:14 |
i dont suggest you eat popcorn when you read the above statement. choking may occur. then when he brought the pants home, he found out they were color changing if you press the button on the left side. |
| Sergei. 23.06.2006 19:17 |
^TA! :-D |
| Sergei. 23.06.2006 19:21 |
Freddie later found out that not only is the "application" of the pants the same as shrink wrapping a candy cane, but the removal of them is as well. Therefore, to prevent breakage (...) he had to rip himself out of them, went online to BJs bargain store and now buys these pants in bulk. |
| ~im a fool~ 23.06.2006 19:45 |
ah ha!!!!!!!!!!" he said loudly and john told him to shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. cause he was sleeping! |
| Queen_Rox 23.06.2006 19:54 |
Could someone please at least help me brainstorm? I read your first part, DreaminQueen, but Cookies already took the part from there, but that's okay. So, could someone please give me some ideas for the next part?Maybe I can take it from here. |
| DreaminQueen 23.06.2006 20:11 |
Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Could someone please at least help me brainstorm? I read your first part, DreaminQueen, but Cookies already took the part from there, but that's okay. So, could someone please give me some ideas for the next part?Maybe I can take it from here.kk hmmm... ive gotta think too... How about Brian somehow accidentally winds up swimming in the park pond.... And Roger and John's adventure continuing on the bus? |
| Queen_Rox 23.06.2006 20:18 |
DreaminQueen wrote:Thank you! I'll try to come up a part based on those ideas. However, those of you dying to add a part, please don't steal the ones I received from DreaminQueen 'cause I haven't a chance to add in the last few days.Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Could someone please at least help me brainstorm? I read your first part, DreaminQueen, but Cookies already took the part from there, but that's okay. So, could someone please give me some ideas for the next part?Maybe I can take it from here.kk hmmm... ive gotta think too... How about Brian somehow accidentally winds up swimming in the park pond.... And Roger and John's adventure continuing on the bus? |
| blerp 23.06.2006 20:34 |
<font color=&#FF0063><b>Cookies! wrote: Freddie later found out that not only is the "application" of the pants the same as shrink wrapping a candy cane, but the removal of them is as well. Therefore, to prevent breakage (...) he had to rip himself out of them, went online to BJs bargain store and now buys these pants in bulk.But then after a period of Freddie's love for these pants, he once had them on and they almost sucked off his scoobies. So he then after hated them with much venom and burned them all. "Ha, that's the last of those buggers!" he said, dancing around the huge bonfire in the nude. "It's getting very hot. Roger! Where are the marshmellows??" Roger stumbled out of the back door of the house in a light blue speedo, holding a tray of marshmellows and chocolate bars. |
| DreaminQueen 23.06.2006 20:35 |
Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:THE FLOORS YOURS GIRL! GO FOR IT!DreaminQueen wrote:Thank you! I'll try to come up a part based on those ideas. However, those of you dying to add a part, please don't steal the ones I received from DreaminQueen 'cause I haven't a chance to add in the last few days.Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: Could someone please at least help me brainstorm? I read your first part, DreaminQueen, but Cookies already took the part from there, but that's okay. So, could someone please give me some ideas for the next part?Maybe I can take it from here.kk hmmm... ive gotta think too... How about Brian somehow accidentally winds up swimming in the park pond.... And Roger and John's adventure continuing on the bus? |
| Queen_Rox 23.06.2006 20:38 |
^Thank, DreaminQueen. Brian took off his sandals & T-shirt, wearing only his swimming trunks and stepped into an unusual swimming pool. Since the day was warm he thought he could take a nice swim to ease his mind and to move away from all of his problems based on his heartbreaking, broken engagement with a bi-polar woman. The feel of the cold water spashing his body seemed to ease his pain when he noticed a duck that just stepped into the water. He wanted to go for a swim, too. "Hey, what'd you think you're doing, you silly fowl?" asked a now annoyed Brian. "Quack-quack-quack (translation "and what are you doing in the pond, you crazy human?")," replied the duck. Then suddenly out of nowhere people stood by and watched Brian, labelling him as "a mad man swimming in the park pond." "Look, mommy, a naked man," cried a little girl, but her mother covered her eyes in disgust. The rest began to chatter frantically, knowing that what they saw is practically unusual. "What are you all staring at?" asked a paranoid Brian. Then he realized that he's been swimming in the park pond and ran out immediately. Is this based on the first idea, DreaminQueen? |
| DreaminQueen 23.06.2006 20:54 |
Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: ^Thank, DreaminQueen. Brian took off his sandals & T-shirt, wearing only his swimming trunks and stepped into an unusual swimming pool. Since the day was warm he thought he could take a nice swim to ease his mind and to move away from all of his problems based on his heartbreaking, broken engagement with a bi-polar woman. The feel of the cold water spashing his body seemed to ease his pain when he noticed a duck that just stepped into the water. He wanted to go for a swim, too. "Hey, what'd you think you're doing, you silly fowl?" asked a now annoyed Brian. "Quack-quack-quack (translation "and what are you doing in the pond, you crazy human?")," replied the duck. Then suddenly out of nowhere people stood by and watched Brian, labelling him as "a mad man swimming in the park pond." "Look, mommy, a naked man," cried a little girl, but her mother covered her eyes in disgust. The rest began to chatter frantically, knowing that what they saw is practically unusual. "What are you all staring at?" asked a paranoid Brian. Then he realized that he's been swimming in the park pond and ran out immediately. Is this based on the first idea, DreaminQueen?BEAUTIFUL! lol ok, my turn to add is that ok?? |
| Queen_Rox 23.06.2006 21:02 |
DreaminQueen wrote:Sure, go for it! :DQueen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: ^Thank, DreaminQueen. Brian took off his sandals & T-shirt, wearing only his swimming trunks and stepped into an unusual swimming pool. Since the day was warm he thought he could take a nice swim to ease his mind and to move away from all of his problems based on his heartbreaking, broken engagement with a bi-polar woman. The feel of the cold water spashing his body seemed to ease his pain when he noticed a duck that just stepped into the water. He wanted to go for a swim, too. "Hey, what'd you think you're doing, you silly fowl?" asked a now annoyed Brian. "Quack-quack-quack (translation "and what are you doing in the pond, you crazy human?")," replied the duck. Then suddenly out of nowhere people stood by and watched Brian, labelling him as "a mad man swimming in the park pond." "Look, mommy, a naked man," cried a little girl, but her mother covered her eyes in disgust. The rest began to chatter frantically, knowing that what they saw is practically unusual. "What are you all staring at?" asked a paranoid Brian. Then he realized that he's been swimming in the park pond and ran out immediately. Is this based on the first idea, DreaminQueen?BEAUTIFUL! lol ok, my turn to add is that ok?? |
| DreaminQueen 23.06.2006 21:35 |
LMAO! lol i love this ok ok .... Finally Brian reached home out of breath and dripping wet. He noticed a few crazed women following him, so he rang the doorbell incessantly til someone answered the door. "IIIIIIIII GOOOOOTTTTT IIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!" Yelled Freddie as he came sliding down the railing to the staircase to answer the door. "Woo that was fun!" "Brian?? Is that you??!" said Freddie completely befuddled. He barely recognized him because his hair was straight and wet... "Y---eaa..." said Brian between breaths. "What happend man?? Hasselhoff taking a game of tag to far again?" asked John. "Haha, very funny JOHN!" retorted Brian. "No, after an interesting lunch I decided to go for a swim and..." Finally after Brian finished his story about the sultry waitress and the bizarre duck and the madcap mob, Freddie and John sat there bewildered. Then John said "Well, Rog and I had an interesting day too!" And John began telling them of the Bus Adventures of John and Roger. When suddenly... |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 10:56 |
...there was a knock at the door. A police man stood in the door way. |
| Queen_Rox 24.06.2006 14:31 |
"Something wrong, officer," Freddie asked with a confused & puzzled look on his face. Brian stopped towel drying his hair to listen to what the ruckus was about. "Yes, I've received many complaints from a lot of park visitors today," the law enforcer explained, "They said that a mad man with big, curly hair was swimming in the duck pond just recently." Brian started shaking while questions suddenly raced through his mind: "What will happen to me? Will I get arrested?" Then he decided to explain his side of the story to the officer. "Hello, officer. Maybe I can explain what the commotion is about," Brian offered. "Very well," accepted the law enforcer. "I was the one who swam in the duck pond," Brian confessed, "I didn't know what I was thinking because I was going through some recent troubles." The law enforcer was quite impressed with Brian's honesty. "All right, I'm going to let you off with a fair warning, Mr. May," informed the law enforcer, "Just make sure this commotion isn't committed again, do I make myself clear?" "Yes, sir," Brian replied with a guilty look on his face. "All right, good day, gentleman," said the law enforcer as he left the house. Freddie closed and locked the front door to the house as he looked at Brian angrily. "Brian, what were you thinking?!" he raised his voice in anger. |
| ~im a fool~ 24.06.2006 17:52 |
"i know i should never rase my voice at you, but im not the liar here!" (if you know what i mean) "freddie, all i have to say is that i like swimming and i like ducks. and i like swimmig with ducks. youd do the same thing if you were there." "he has a point," said roger " swimming with ducks is a very interesting experience!" freddie gave roger a dazed look and then he... nothing violent please! use your words and not your fists! |
| Queen_Rox 24.06.2006 18:55 |
^Excellent, point, im a fool. |
| deleted user 24.06.2006 19:11 |
Roger and John get over what happened about the roller coaster they went on so they go on DUN DUN DUN..'The merry go round!' John and Roger get their helmets but Brian and Freddie dont dare to go on it! John goes on the horsey an Roger goes on the carriage.When the 'Merry go round' goes clockwise Roger, screams hysterically and John gets a boner,it hits against the pole attached to the horsey he's on, then falls off.Roger starts laughing so badly that he pisses his self.John moans in agony,he rolls on the fall, then Freddie comes up to him,gives him a bottle of vodka,forces it in his mouth,John swallows it and he's up,then sits on the bench.Roger has a black eye,from the kids,beating him up because he pissed himself. Brian:"Your cursed guys" Freddie:Tish tosh darling,they just need to get laid and get pissed,it will get their minds of it ;)" John and Roger look at each other, and take 5 steps away from each other.They go in their car,and go there seperate ways.Brian and Freddie go home. To be continued.. |
| mayniac316 24.06.2006 21:53 |
On the way home Freddie let one rip so loud and powerful it knocked over a poodle. |
| ~im a fool~ 24.06.2006 21:58 |
then some old lady started beating him with her purse! my ideas are slow and my typing is bad. i got back from a movie. i saw cars. the movie was better then i thought. the only reason i saw it was because of my stepsister, shes too young to see the kind of movies i like. my parents are still talking about the movie. its gonna be a long night! |
| Queen_Rox 25.06.2006 11:40 |
Okay, I'm gonna think of a part and pick up where whoever left off their previous part. |
| ~im a fool~ 25.06.2006 13:34 |
ok shoot! |
| Queen_Rox 25.06.2006 23:28 |
Okay, I've got it! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 25.06.2006 23:28 |
When they got home, Roger turned on the TV. Something about cars was on. Roger was completly fasinated by it. "This is boring!" shouted Freddie as he grabbed the remote out of Roger's hand. "Hey" screamed Roger, "I was watching that" "All you care about is cars!" shouted Freddie. "Well all you care about is fashion! But you look ridiculous prancing around on stage in your ugly leotards!" Brian and John gasped. Freddie's face got bright red and Roger immediatly regreted what he just said. "You f***in moron! How dare you! Oh you will pay!" John tried to calm Freddie, "It's okay, he didn't mean it. You look very good in your leotards." But Freddie was too furious to listen. He ran outside and got in Roger's jag.... |
| DreaminQueen 26.06.2006 00:25 |
uh, is this thread getting out of order again? cuz im lost |
| Queen_Rox 26.06.2006 00:32 |
DreaminQueen wrote: uh, is this thread getting out of order again? cuz im lostYes, the page of this thread is going outta order...AAAAAARRRRRRGH!! ~>:( I edited my post above 7 Seas of Rhye because my new part is after hers. |
| Queen_Rox 26.06.2006 00:33 |
Roger ran out the minute Freddie stuck his car keys into the ignition and started the engine. "Hey! Freddie, that's my car!" Roger exclaimed. Freddie rolled down the window and shot an irate look at him. "Oh, yeah?" Freddie yelled, "Well, this is what you get for making a nasty comment about my stage wear!" "Get the hell outta my car, you bloody idiot!" Roger demanded. "No way," Freddie refused, rolling the window back up. Roger cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled, "BUT YOU CAN'T DRIVE!" Freddie, however, couldn't hear him over the noisy engine as he pulled out of the driveway and took off like a bat out of hell. Brian and John ran out the minute they heard Freddie drive away in Roger's jag. "He stole my car," Roger screamed. This time he was angrier than Freddie was over the negative comment about his leotards. "Calm down, mate," John said. "That's it," Brian declared, "We're gonna have to go after him before he gets into trouble with the police." So they all piled into Brian's car and took off... |
| ~im a fool~ 26.06.2006 11:00 |
the stuff typed about the thread being out of order is out of order! what is the world coming to?!?! |
| mayniac316 26.06.2006 11:29 |
Freddie sped down the street at 103 mph singing "Don't stop me NOW!!" all the while. Roger, Brian, and John were trying to catch up in Brian's station wagon with Brian at the wheel. "FASTER BRIAN!" Roger yelled. "We'll never catch him doing 30!" "Roger, don't yell at me while I'm driving! I can't concentrate with you screaming in my ear!" Brian retorted. John was trying as hard as he could to ignore them, but when he saw his favorite ice cream parlor, he had to speak up. "Guys let's stop for ice cream!! I want ice cream!" "NO!" Roger snappped. "We have to catch Freddie!" "John," Brian said softly, "I promise we'll stop for ice cream after we catch Freddie." But Brian's promise wasn't enough for John. He began throwing a tantrum worse than Brian or Roger had ever seen. In fact he was so mad he started ripping the seat apart with his teeth. All this comotion caused Brian to... |
| Queen_Rox 26.06.2006 14:26 |
...scream angrily at John. "We're not stopping 'til we catch Freddie!" Brian exclaimed, then John sat back down to try and behave himself. Meanwhile... "I'm having a good time/ I don't wanna stop at---" Suddenly, Freddie heard sirens coming from behind him. "Aw, shit!" he exclaimed while continuing to drive. "Sir, pull over," the police demanded. Freddie ignored the command and continued to drive, which made the police irate, "Sir, I'm warning you! If you don't pull over, you're gonna get a speeding ticket." Without an attempt to lose two law enforcer vehicles, Freddie pulled over. "Shit, why'd I have to take Roger's jag in the first place," he asked himself sadly. The minute one of the law enforcer approached Roger's jag, Freddie pulled down the window. "Something wrong, officer," he asked. "Yes, you were speeding over 30 miles per hour," the law enforcer informed, "I'd like to see some ID, please?" Knowing that he shouldn't drive without a driver's license, Freddie's face went red with embarrassment. "i'm sorry, sir," he apologized as he admitted, "I don't have a license." "Well, there's only one thing to do," said the law enforcer, "step out of the car, sir." The minute he handcuffed Freddie to arrest him, the law enforcer then saw Brian pull up and stopped behind Roger's jag. Roger jumped out of the car. "My baby," he cried hugging his own car, "my beautiful baby!" He looked angrily at Freddie. "Freddie! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CAR?!" Okay, that was my final part. |
| DreaminQueen 27.06.2006 01:39 |
Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote:ah, ok...DreaminQueen wrote: uh, is this thread getting out of order again? cuz im lostYes, the page of this thread is going outta order...AAAAAARRRRRRGH!! ~>:( I edited my post above 7 Seas of Rhye because my new part is after hers. I wanna add to this, but im completely lost at this point so ill just wait till someone else adds.... |
| blerp 27.06.2006 15:29 |
Aw, no one even noticed my bits of the story :( |
| ~im a fool~ 27.06.2006 17:04 |
i did. not to fret! |
| DreaminQueen 27.06.2006 22:06 |
<font color=990000>LadyMercury wrote: Aw, no one even noticed my bits of the story :(i did! ADD MORE PWEEESE! |
| FreMe 28.06.2006 09:36 |
"Well, why did you have to say that nasty thing about my leotard????" hissed Freddie back. The policeofficer put a and on Freddies head forcing him into the backseat of the policecar. "Sir, is this really necesarry? He´s just a big boy, who wanted to have some fun.. I´m sure we can work it out.." Said Brian in a tired calm voice. "well, what does the fair gentleman sugest then?" Said the officer in sarcastic tone. "I sugest that you take the 500£ I have in my pocket, and let the idiot go... I can asure you that he´ll get a prober punishment when we get home.. Just look at the lesbian looking guys face.." Said Brian looking at Roger, who was fighting the policeassistant (who had also been in the policecar) to get to beat Freddie up. "Well, 500£ is 500£... Now I´ll just find the keys to the handcuffs, and you can get your silly friend back.." Said the officer while searching through his pockets. The assistant had knocked out Roger, and brung Fredie to the lot. "Now where did I put those little bandits.. I know they´re here somewhere!" Said the police officer. He startes searching through his pockets with violent moves, developing a panicked look on his face. "*shit* Er, just a second, they HAVE to be here!" Freddie looked at the fat man with a disbeleving look on his face. Handcuffs is very anoing to wear on stage, he had tried that before. "Erhm.. Oh, stupid me, in have them in the car.. just a second!" *Grinned the policeofficer. And the next thing that happened was, that the two policemen drove off, before anybody could react, leaving Freddie with his hands chained on his back, and Roger knocked out on the ground... Long add, I know xD |
| blerp 28.06.2006 15:16 |
Freddie hopped around a little, no use of his arms at all, and even though he could walk normally he wanted to pretend that he couldn't walk normally. He hopped around Roger, still knocked out, and stood still. "My!" said Freddie, still looking down at Roger. "What an erotic situation this is! Maybe I shall release these chains." And thus he began to rub the cuffs against a tree, and fell over. "Bollocks!!!" |
| blerp 28.06.2006 15:21 |
An hour or so later, Roger came back to consciousness. He sat up and noticed Freddie lying on the floor next to his own severed cuffs. He was also asleep. "Gah..." Roger rubbed his head. "Freddie, Freddie..." "Je veux avoir le sexe avec votre bouche!!!" screamed Freddie, popping up. "Woops, er, I was dreaming. Sorry." |
| ~im a fool~ 28.06.2006 19:39 |
"what were you dreaming about?" roger asked, he always was getting destracted by things that were really unimportant. "a lady..." freddie trailed off. now roger was really excited! |
| DreaminQueen 29.06.2006 01:55 |
Freddie feel back to sleep and continued off in his Dreamworld... Roger wanted to know what his dream was about since it had to be so good to make Fred speak French. Freddie wasnt an abbid learner of other languages... So with Rogers intelligent reductive reasoning, he figured, thats some woman! Perhaps it was Bridget Bardeaux... With that thought, Roger drifted off himself... in his own dreamland... |
| Smitty 29.06.2006 04:22 |
Roger suddenly found himself sitting in a deck chair on a cruise ship surrounded by beautiful women. He looked up into the sky and saw a hippo riding a flying lawnmower. Before he could even register what he saw, he looked at the ladies and saw they had all turned into Michael Jackson and his clones! "Roger! Wake up!" Freddie said. "Wha! Oh, what happened?" "You were screaming in your sleep!" "Well, what did I say?" "Well, I couldn't make out much, but mostly I heard... (People will be able to have a lot of fun with this one) :-) |
| FreMe 29.06.2006 04:47 |
Soryy, but I´m a bit confused.. Is Freddie still handcuffed, or did he get them off in some way? :p |
| Smitty 29.06.2006 04:57 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Soryy, but I´m a bit confused.. Is Freddie still handcuffed, or did he get them off in some way? :pFreddie can escape anything. Including death. He lives in my basement. If I forget to feed him he starts to get a little whiny, but throw him a couple of carrot sticks and you'll be fine for a couple more hours. You can take him off my hands for a one time payment of $7.46. |
| FreMe 29.06.2006 05:52 |
<font color=gold>SMI<font color=1>TTY wrote:Duh, deal :s... But really, is he still handcuffed? :p<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Soryy, but I´m a bit confused.. Is Freddie still handcuffed, or did he get them off in some way? :pFreddie can escape anything. Including death. He lives in my basement. If I forget to feed him he starts to get a little whiny, but throw him a couple of carrot sticks and you'll be fine for a couple more hours. You can take him off my hands for a one time payment of $7.46. |
| ~im a fool~ 29.06.2006 08:24 |
well if he can get out of anything including death, i think he got unhandcuffed! :-)->-< |
| FreMe 29.06.2006 08:54 |
But how, then? |
| Smitty 29.06.2006 12:16 |
Okay...wait... Roger suddenly found himself sitting in a deck chair on a cruise ship surrounded by beautiful women. He looked up into the sky and saw a hippo riding a flying lawnmower. Before he could even register what he saw, he looked at the ladies and saw they had all turned into Michael Jackson and his clones! "Roger! Wake up!" Freddie said. Roger looked over and saw handcuffs on the ground that looked as though they had been gnawed off. "Wha! Oh, what happened?" "You were screaming in your sleep!" "Well, what did I say?" "Well, I couldn't make out much, but mostly I heard... There. |
| ~im a fool~ 29.06.2006 12:24 |
elvis presly having gas in front of princess diana. |
| blerp 29.06.2006 12:49 |
Helloooo, I said Roger found him lying on the floor, next to his own severed cuffs... An AKOM reference for sure. |
| FreMe 29.06.2006 14:23 |
<font color=990000>LadyMercury wrote: Helloooo, I said Roger found him lying on the floor, next to his own severed cuffs... An AKOM reference for sure.Sorry, but I dont know what severed means, so I dot get it :s |
| deleted user 29.06.2006 15:48 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Severed means cut as in cut in two<font color=990000>LadyMercury wrote: Helloooo, I said Roger found him lying on the floor, next to his own severed cuffs... An AKOM reference for sure.Sorry, but I dont know what severed means, so I dot get it :s |
| FreMe 29.06.2006 16:32 |
the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:Thanks :)... I love to learn english this way :D<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Severed means cut as in cut in two<font color=990000>LadyMercury wrote: Helloooo, I said Roger found him lying on the floor, next to his own severed cuffs... An AKOM reference for sure.Sorry, but I dont know what severed means, so I dot get it :s |
| FreMe 30.06.2006 05:58 |
Is´nt anyone going tocontinue with this story? |
| ~im a fool~ 30.06.2006 10:14 |
i will but, you start! |
| FreMe 03.07.2006 10:06 |
Aw, come on people!!!! I wanna know how Freddie got unhandcuffed :p |
| ~im a fool~ 04.07.2006 12:36 |
ok, roger farted. and the cuffs melted |
