| mayniac316 29.05.2006 10:50 |
I have really missed "The Egg Story," and I was wondering if anyone would be interested in a different story about Queen while we all wait with baited breath for the resurrection of the legendary "Egg Story?" Sort of like a snack after lunch to hold you over till supper. |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 11:20 |
I´d love to, but my english sucks XD.. Oh no, it doesent, but we have different grammar rules in Denmark.. Besides all those 's is confusing me :p |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 12:09 |
Okay, I'll go and start Chapter 1 then :P I haven't written any stories in a long time, so I don't know how good it will be. |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 12:42 |
If its half as good as your artwork, it will be much more than just a snack ;) |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 12:42 |
If its half as good as your artwork, it will be much more than just a snack ;) |
| Carol! the Musical 29.05.2006 13:28 |
Eagerly awaiting chapter one! :) |
| flash! 28068 29.05.2006 13:54 |
Interesting. Maybe i should do a romantic fantasy called 'The Erotic Chronicles of Freddie and Flashy" Hmm... sounds catchy! lol! |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 13:55 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote: Interesting. Maybe i should do a romantic fantasy called 'The Erotic Chronicles of Freddie and Flashy" Hmm... sounds catchy! lol!Sounds racy! lol ;) |
| Carol! the Musical 29.05.2006 13:59 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote:Oooh, that's a must read! ;D<font color=red>Flash! wrote: Interesting. Maybe i should do a romantic fantasy called 'The Erotic Chronicles of Freddie and Flashy" Hmm... sounds catchy! lol!Sounds racy! lol ;) |
| flash! 28068 29.05.2006 14:28 |
ChinesedogTorture wrote:LOL! I might consider it.<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote:Oooh, that's a must read! ;D<font color=red>Flash! wrote: Interesting. Maybe i should do a romantic fantasy called 'The Erotic Chronicles of Freddie and Flashy" Hmm... sounds catchy! lol!Sounds racy! lol ;) |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 14:39 |
Chapter one: Freddie walks into a room. Chapter two: Im in there. Chapter three: Freddie "attacks" me. Chapter four: Weeeeh. The end. *bow* |
| Carol! the Musical 29.05.2006 14:40 |
Pffff! ROFL! |
| flash! 28068 29.05.2006 14:43 |
<font color=FFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get down!!!!! wrote: Chapter one: Freddie walks into a room. Chapter two: Im in there. Chapter three: Freddie "attacks" me. Chapter four: Weeeeh. The end. *bow*Oh my! We have to do a thread devoted to 'naughty, wicked adventures with Freddie' LOL! |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 14:46 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:What a good idea... This is now an official "What I would like to do with Freddie Mercury" thread xD<font color=FFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get down!!!!! wrote: Chapter one: Freddie walks into a room. Chapter two: Im in there. Chapter three: Freddie "attacks" me. Chapter four: Weeeeh. The end. *bow*Oh my! We have to do a thread devoted to 'naughty, wicked adventures with Freddie' LOL! |
| brENsKi 29.05.2006 14:54 |
..if it's a work of fiction you are looking fro ...why don't you contact Queen Archivist ? |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 14:54 |
And that is? |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 15:21 |
Hang on a sec, Freddie lovers. You'll have to take your dirty little Freddie Fantasies elsewhere, cause I have the first chapter done now. Don't be to harsh on me. Hopefully this'll get much better with time. The Queen Story Chapter 1 It was early on a Sunday morning. The sky was a bleak and dismal gray, and the rain beat against the window. Roger, Freddie, and John were in their room snuggled under the covers. Brian was sound asleep in his very own room, as he had argued that he was the oldest in terms of maturity and should therefore be allowed all the privacy he demanded. Their peaceful slumber was rudely awakened, however, by a loud crash downstairs followed by several thumps. All but Roger awoke instantly, who only stirred a little at the noise and continued to sleep and drool onto his pillow, with one arm hanging off the bed. "Mmmph, what the hell was that?" whined Freddie, who was now in a grumpy mood after being so rudely awakened. "Robbers?" suggested John, who was wearing his favorite green flannel pajamas that his Grandmother had given him last Christmas. Freddie and John headed downstairs to see what exactly was going on down there. Brian was standing in the middle of the living room in his robe, wearing his fez and blowing bubbles from his bubble pipe. "Someone broke in and stole the telly," he said quite calmly. Actually, he was rather glad that the TV was gone. He despised the thing, and was now looking forward to some quiet reading without the distraction of Roger's "Girls Gone Wild" tapes and Freddie and John's ridiculous cartoons. "I told you it was robbers..." John mumbled. "Would you like a prize, deary?" Freddie asked him quite sarcastically. Hurt by Freddie's comment, John left Freddie and Brian in the living room and went into the kitchen to sulk and feel sorry about himself. "Freddie, you musn't be so mean to him. Remember what his therapist told us? We have to treat John like he's one of us, and make him feel he's appreciated and loved." "You believe that crap?" Freddie snapped. "Alright Mr. Stormcloud, if you're going to act like this all day you can spend the day in your room." He stuck his tongue out at Brian. "That's it. I've had it with your grumpiness. You can go upstairs and be grumpy or you can lighten up." "You're not my Mummy!" Freddie quipped and skipped off to go apologize to John. Brian just sighed, and began to clean up the mess of broken glass. "I think he needs to see a therpaist, don't you think Snowball?" he picked up the fluffy, white kitty sitting on the arm of the couch and gave her a kiss on the nose. |
| Jesspit 29.05.2006 15:41 |
awwwwwwwwwlink hehe that was quite funny....... Johns 'therapist' hehe |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 16:07 |
I love you Maniac!! But push "enter" when peoples is talking.. It´ll make it easyer to read :).. Btw cant you illustrate your story? |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 17:08 |
Sure! But nothing elaborate, just stuff done on paint. And yeah, I will make the dialogue easier to read. I thought about it after I posted it, but I'm too lazy to fix it :P lol. |
| Fiendishly Yours 29.05.2006 17:23 |
I love reading these little stories... >w< Thanks for keeping me entertained, mayniac316. |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 22:44 |
The Queen Story Chapter 2 It was now around 9:30 a.m. The rain had finally let up and the sun was beginning to come out from behind the clouds. Brian had successfully gotten every little shard of glass off the floor from their broken window. He stretched out on the couch with Snowball and started to read a new novel he had gotten at a book fair. All was quiet... until: "AAAAAAAAAAH!!! FREDDIE!!! GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!!! AND GIVE ME BACK MY UNDEROOS!!!!!" "You'll have to catch me first Roger, dear!!! AAAAAH HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!!" Roger immediately jumped out of the warm, sudsy, water and chased Freddie all over the upstairs; jumping over beds, slamming doors, etc. Brian thought to himself: "Dear God, how did I end up with these two?" Then he went upstairs to try and get Freddie and Roger to calm down and stop the running and screaming. He decided to take Snowball upstairs with him. "Both of you settle down now!" he said as he stroked his kitty. "Freddie, give Roger back his underpants. And Roger get back in the tub. I'm expecting a guest soon, and I can't have you running around nude. And please hurry up. There are other people that need the bathroom too, you know." "OOOoooooooo!!! Brian's got a girlfriend! Brian's got a girlfriend!" chanted Freddie. "Stop it Freddie! She's not my girlfriend. She's just a friend," Brian said very matter-of-factly. "Suuuuuuuuuuure. I'm getting back in the tub, now. I'm feeling a bit chilly." As Roger headed toward the bathroom, Freddie playfully smacked Roger's bottom and then skipped off to the room that he, John, and Roger shared. Brian went back downstairs to straighten up the house so it would be presentable for his "guest." Meanwhile, John had finished sulking and was now ready for some breakfast. "Pancakes sound good," he thought. "Brian!! How do you make pancakes?!" he shouted. "Use the cookbook! And don't hurt yourself, John!" John felt his stomach drop. He opened the cookbook, but the words were just jumbles of letters. He could not read it. It was a secret he had kept from the others since the day they met. But he wasn't about to let them find out now. He left the cookbook open where he saw the picture of pancakes, and got out the biggest bowl he could find. He had no idea what went into pancakes, so he was going to have to guess. He would've asked Brian to make them, but he remembered how awful they had tasted the last time. "I guess pancakes are basically mini cakes you make in a pan." He rumaged through the cabinets until he found a box with a picture of a cake on it. "Here we go! And look! More pictures on the back! All I need is an egg and some oil." He dumped the contents of the box into his bowl, added the egg and got out most of the shells, then put in about a tablespoonfull of the oil. He mixed it up, and brought it over to the stove. He turned the flame up as high as it would go, and dumped some of the batter into the pan. However, in doing so he knocked over the open container of oil that he had set near the stove. The oil went everywhere, included the burner he was using... "AAAAAAAAAAH!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! HEEEELP!! HELP!!!" Brian, Freddie, and Roger ran downstairs into the kitchen. Before them was the biggest grease fire they had ever seen. "Ha! Cool!" "Roger, this is NOT cool!! Call the fire department NOW! Freddie, get the fire extinguisher!" Fearing for his friend's life, he ran to look for Snowball and put her in a safe place. Meanwhile, John was sitting in a corner of the far end of the kitchen crying. He didn't mean to start a fire. All he wanted was some breakfast. "Was that too much to ask?" he thought. |
| Carol! the Musical 29.05.2006 23:05 |
LOL, Roger is so funny! XD I love your stories! |
| val 29467 30.05.2006 03:42 |
we love you (that is may and me)!!!! the guy next to us was looking at us when we were laughing uncontrolably :P |
| FreMe 30.05.2006 06:36 |
Aw, poor John !... I feel terible for him. |
| Carol! the Musical 30.05.2006 11:28 |
<font color=FFFOO>FreMe<h6>FBRJQ<3 wrote: Aw, poor John !... I feel terible for him.Don't worry, he has a good therapist! He'll be better in no time! :D ;) |
| Queen_Rox 30.05.2006 11:53 |
Hahaha, that's a nice chapter and a cute story so far. If Freddie & Roger hadn't played with the fire extinguisher then the house wouldn't have burned down. Snowball, the white cat sounds cute, too. |
| as it began 30.05.2006 12:08 |
LMAO I could just picture Roger and Freddie spraying eachother with the fire extinguisher (sp?) That sounds like fun, I would wanna join! lol. |
| FreMe 30.05.2006 12:08 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:Are you sure? ´Cous I really wanna hug him :,( (I do anyways xD)<font color=FFFOO>FreMe<h6>FBRJQ<3 wrote: Aw, poor John !... I feel terible for him.Don't worry, he has a good therapist! He'll be better in no time! :D ;) |
| mayniac316 30.05.2006 16:28 |
John only sees his therapist on Mondays, and their kitchen burnt down on a Tuesday, so he's got a few more chapters to go yet. Chapter 3 is going to be kinda sad... |
| DreaminQueen 30.05.2006 18:02 |
aww this is soo cute! haha i can see it happening... They're soo adorable... So is snowball... I want to give them a hug... :D when i got to the part about the fire and John was yelling for help, at that exact moment, the Beatles song "HELP" came on because ive got some CDs in the stereo on shuffle... PERFECT timing... haha Keep it up... Mayniac316 you seem sooo awesome, im gonna have to email you. We seem like wed get along well... |
| mayniac316 30.05.2006 18:58 |
^ Why thank you! Yeah, you can see my e-mail now... I finally got the Queenzone one. Do you have AIM? |
| mayniac316 30.05.2006 22:42 |
The Queen Story Chapter 3 "Well," Roger started as he stretched, "We'd better go and pack our things and find ourselves a hotel." "Guys, I'm really-" "Oh, you don't need to apologize, John-John! It was just an accident." "Yeah, Freddie's right. It was just an accident." "You mean you guys aren't mad at me for burning half the house down?" "Naaaaaah. It was your house too. Besides, my "Girls Gone Wild" tapes are okay. That's all that matters to me." Roger grinned and stretched a little more. " *giggles* Oh, Roger! You and those naughty little ladies... I don't know what you see in them." Right at that moment, a very worry-stricken Brian walked into the living room. He looked very upset and on the verge of tears. "Guys, I can't find Snowball... Have you seen her?" his voice quavered as he spoke. "Um, no. Sorry Brian. I haven't seen her dear," Freddie replied. "You mean that hairy girlfriend of yours? Ha ha!" Roger joked. "Stop it Roger!" Freddie gave Roger's hand a good, hard slap. "Ouch!" "I mean it... I'm really worried about her." Brian looked down and played with a fingernail and bit his lip to keep from crying. "Johnny dear, have you seen Brian's kitty?" Freddie asked. John shook his head no. He suddenly had a terrible thought. What if Snowball had died as a result of his grease fire? John tried to shake the idea from his head. Brian had found that cat when she was a newborn kitten half dead in the tailpipe of an old truck and nursed her back to health. They became an inseparable pair. It would kill him to find out she was dead. "Well, I'll go and look for her again." Just as Brian turned around to leave... *meow!* At the sound of her Daddy's voice, she came running out from under the couch. Brian whirled around faster than lightning. "SNOWBALL!!! Oh Snowball, don't you ever scare me like that again! No you won't. No you won't..." He coddled the kitty in his arms and rubbed his nose against hers and went upstairs with his kitty, saying sweet little things to her all along the way. "Daddy loves you! Yes he does! Yes he does!" Freddie, Roger, and John were all quite relieved. They didn't know what they would do with Brian if the situation would have turned out for the worse. John was especially relieved, and the three of them went upstairs to get their things ready to go to the hotel. |
| Carol! the Musical 30.05.2006 23:03 |
Oh, pheeew! kitty's alright! :D These stories are great, you're really talented, mayniac! |
| The Lost Queen 31.05.2006 07:00 |
Hahah, oh, they're so cute!!! Keep it up, this is so fun!! |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 07:22 |
DreaminQueen wrote: aww this is soo cute! haha i can see it happening... They're soo adorable... So is snowball... I want to give them a hug... :D when i got to the part about the fire and John was yelling for help, at that exact moment, the Beatles song "HELP" came on because ive got some CDs in the stereo on shuffle... PERFECT timing... haha Keep it up... Mayniac316 you seem sooo awesome, im gonna have to email you. We seem like wed get along well...I agree.. Maniac has been one of my favorites since the picture caputions (please forgive me if I spelled it wrong xD) |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 13:37 |
The Queen Story Chapter 4 It was now starting to get late. They had to leave for the hotel soon, or their room would be taken by someone else. Of course, Freddie and Roger had procrastinated and were now the only ones left packing. Freddie was trying to figure out how to make all his clothes fit in one suitcase when he smelled something awful. "Cor! Roger, was that you?" "What do you mean?" Roger asked with a puzzled look. "Did you just let one rip?" "No, I don't even smell- OH MAN!! *coughs* Phew! Ha ha! *covers nose* Boy that stinks! I'll bet it was Brian. He eats lots of veggies you know." Freddie giggled and covered his nose. "No, I honestly think it was you. You know Brian doesn't fart. He's too sophisticated. Don't try and blame it on him... you naughty boy." Freddie gave Roger a seductive look. "Don't look at me like that! It makes me nervous..." "Oh don't be nervous darling. I don't bite." Freddie gave Roger a hug from behind and put his chin on his shoulder. Roger sighed and leaned his head against Freddie's. Realizing how late it was getting, they ended their intimate moment and finished packing. John was waiting on the couch, and Brian was standing at the door with his guitar and had Snowball tucked under his arm. "You're bringing that cat with you?" Roger asked him. "Of course I am!" he smiled. "I can't just leave her here all by herself. She needs me. Don't you, my precious little darling? Yes you do! Yes you do!" Roger just rolled his eyes. He was so sick of hearing Brian talk that way. They couldn't afford a car, so they had to walk to the hotel. It was only a few blocks down the street, so it wasn't too bad. Once they got to the hotel, they were relieved to find out that their room was still available, even though they were a little late getting there because of Freddie and Roger's procrastination. There were, however, only two beds per room and four of them. "Oi! I get to sleep with Roger!!!" Freddie yelled as he wrapped his arms around him. John didn't seem to mind sharing a bed with Brian, as long as he stayed on his side of the bed... John gave Brian a suspicious look. "What's that look for?" he inquired. "Nothing," John replied. They got their key and started to head upstairs. However, the man at the desk caught Brian by the arm. "You can't bring that animal in here." "What? But she's my baby! Snowball has to come with me! I promise she won't make a mess. She's a very good kitty." "I'm sorry. You'll have to take her to the animal shelter downtown. We don't allow pets." Hot tears began to well up in Brian's eyes. He held on tight to Snowball. "I'll give you all my money. Here..." "Sir, we dont' allow pets. Please get your cat out of here." The man was getting angry. Brian tried to think of something. "I- I- I've got a machine gun in my guitar case! I'll blow your bloody head off if you don't let me keep my kitty!" The man shook his head. It disgusted him to see a man act like this over a cat. "I'm not buying it. Now get your friend outta here before I call the cops!" Brian began to sob and think some more. "Wh- Wh- What about... sex?" Brian was willing to do anything to keep his kitty. "Get out!" the man growled. Poor Brian slowly walked out the door with his kitty towards the animal shelter. Not only had his heart been shattered, he had humiliated himself, too. Roger, Freddie, and John had watched the whole thing from the top of the stairs. They felt awful. They all knew how much Brian loved Snowball. Seeing as there was nothing they could do, they went to their room. When Brian finally returned, he was without his cat, and went straight to bed and cried himself to sleep. John had fallen asleep in the chai |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 13:44 |
That´s just wonderfull :D!!! I can so imagine brian freak out, like that! Great job! |
| The Lost Queen 31.05.2006 13:59 |
Awwww, this is so good!! I love what you've done with their characters, they're so funny!!! KEEP IT UP!!! |
| val 29467 31.05.2006 14:19 |
aaaawwwwww brian with the kitty is so cute!! the way he talks to her... keep on writing mayniac! |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 14:26 |
Awww, poor Brian! I can tell by what I was reading that he's been attached to Snowball since the day he found her & cared for her as well. |
| DreaminQueen 31.05.2006 19:52 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: ^ Why thank you! Yeah, you can see my e-mail now... I finally got the Queenzone one. Do you have AIM?Yesum I do! My SN is QueenBealte4416 K i'll be emailing you soon! Keep up the writing... With all these little stories here and Queen based fan art, i think im going to post some things of my own... |
| DreaminQueen 31.05.2006 19:53 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Mine too... well before that. But I enjoyed alot of your captions FreMe!!DreaminQueen wrote: aww this is soo cute! haha i can see it happening... They're soo adorable... So is snowball... I want to give them a hug... :D when i got to the part about the fire and John was yelling for help, at that exact moment, the Beatles song "HELP" came on because ive got some CDs in the stereo on shuffle... PERFECT timing... haha Keep it up... Mayniac316 you seem sooo awesome, im gonna have to email you. We seem like wed get along well...I agree.. Maniac has been one of my favorites since the picture caputions (please forgive me if I spelled it wrong xD) You seem like a lovely person as well! |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 20:16 |
^Oh, I forgot :P My SN is mayniac316. And I put you on my buddy list :) And thank you everyone for all your compliments!! :D |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 03:15 |
DreaminQueen wrote:So do you honey ;)<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Mine too... well before that. But I enjoyed alot of your captions FreMe!! You seem like a lovely person as well!DreaminQueen wrote: aww this is soo cute! haha i can see it happening... They're soo adorable... So is snowball... I want to give them a hug... :D when i got to the part about the fire and John was yelling for help, at that exact moment, the Beatles song "HELP" came on because ive got some CDs in the stereo on shuffle... PERFECT timing... haha Keep it up... Mayniac316 you seem sooo awesome, im gonna have to email you. We seem like wed get along well...I agree.. Maniac has been one of my favorites since the picture caputions (please forgive me if I spelled it wrong xD) |
| DreaminQueen 01.06.2006 20:38 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: ^Oh, I forgot :P My SN is mayniac316. And I put you on my buddy list :) And thank you everyone for all your compliments!! :Dyay! :) Welcome dear! |
| DreaminQueen 01.06.2006 20:39 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Thanks :) .... havent been feeling as such lately... alas... DO you have AIM as well???DreaminQueen wrote:So do you honey ;)<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Mine too... well before that. But I enjoyed alot of your captions FreMe!! You seem like a lovely person as well!DreaminQueen wrote: aww this is soo cute! haha i can see it happening... They're soo adorable... So is snowball... I want to give them a hug... :D when i got to the part about the fire and John was yelling for help, at that exact moment, the Beatles song "HELP" came on because ive got some CDs in the stereo on shuffle... PERFECT timing... haha Keep it up... Mayniac316 you seem sooo awesome, im gonna have to email you. We seem like wed get along well...I agree.. Maniac has been one of my favorites since the picture caputions (please forgive me if I spelled it wrong xD) |
| mayniac316 01.06.2006 20:48 |
Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also?? |
| FreMe 02.06.2006 02:19 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??I dont know what it is, actually :p |
| Carol! the Musical 02.06.2006 14:41 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:How do you get AIM, again? Mine got erased, ever since my computer shut down...<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??I dont know what it is, actually :p |
| mayniac316 02.06.2006 15:41 |
To answer both your questions: AIM is AOL Instant Messaging. You put your friends' screen names into the buddy list and you can chat with them when they are online. And I think if you go to the AOL website you can download it for free. |
| FreMe 02.06.2006 16:22 |
Oh.. Well, I might do that :p.. I´ll let you know, if I make it work :-) |
| deleted user 02.06.2006 16:38 |
Ok wicked! |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 04:49 |
Er.. Is it just me, or id this thread about to die?? That would be such a shame :p |
| mayniac316 04.06.2006 10:48 |
Chapter 4 will be up sometime today, hopefully :) |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 11:08 |
Brilliant! :D |
| mayniac316 04.06.2006 13:09 |
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SPENT AN HOUR COMING UP WITH CHAPTER 4 AND I LOST IT!!!! @#!$%##@$#@@$#@@$@$@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Fiendishly Yours 04.06.2006 13:19 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SPENT AN HOUR COMING UP WITH CHAPTER 4 AND I LOST IT!!!! @#!$%##@$#@@$#@@$@$@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's one of the worst feelings ever! Grr! I'm sorry. TT__TT Take your time re-writing it... |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 13:50 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SPENT AN HOUR COMING UP WITH CHAPTER 4 AND I LOST IT!!!! @#!$%##@$#@@$#@@$@$@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh god, I hate when stuff like that happens xp.. Dont get stressed, though :) |
| Carol! the Musical 04.06.2006 13:55 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Aw, that's terrible!! XO<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SPENT AN HOUR COMING UP WITH CHAPTER 4 AND I LOST IT!!!! @#!$%##@$#@@$#@@$@$@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh god, I hate when stuff like that happens xp.. Dont get stressed, though :) |
| mayniac316 04.06.2006 15:40 |
The Queen Story Chapter 4 John was the first to wake up. The armchair he was sleeping in was becoming quite uncomfortable, and he was never able to get a good night sleep in a strange and new environment. The sun had just started rising, and orangy-pink light was peeking through the blinds. John looked around the room. Freddie and Roger were cuddled with each other in the middle of the bed. Roger breathed through his open mouth, and Freddie's front teeth stuck out over his lower lip. John shook his head at the two of them, then he looked over at Brian on the other side of the room. His solemn, tear-stained face was to him and he clutched his pillow to his chest. His long, curly hair was a mess and stuck out everywhere. John had suggested many times that he get it cut short, but Brian would just give him a look of utter disgust. John sat in the chair for a few minutes longer before getting into the shower. The sound of water hitting the sides of the tub had woken Freddie and Roger. "Cor, it's morning Freddie!" "Yes, it is darling." Freddie stretched and yawned and then cuddled back down next to Roger and closed his eyes. "Freddie, we have to leave." "For what, dear?" His eyes were still closed. Roger looked over at Brian to make sure he was still asleep, "To rescue Snowball, remember?" "Oh, that's right! Hurry, get dressed! We have to get back before Brian wakes up!" Freddie and Roger were dressed and out the door before John was out of the shower. When John got out he didn't see Roger or Freddie, but didn't really care either. He saw an empty bed and a chance to get some real sleep. Meanwhile, Freddie and Roger were on their way to a ladies' clothing store just down the street. "Do you remember the plan, Roger?" Freddie asked. "Yeah... but which one of us is going to be the woman?" "You of course! You're the more feminine looking. I could never pass as a woman with all this chest hair." Roger was just a little outraged. He hated his effeminate looks, and immediately decided to grow some facial hair when this was all over. They finally entered the little store. They were the only customers inside, a perfect situation for what they were about to do. "Okay Roger, lets go get you some girly things." Freddie and Roger walked back to the "intimates" section and began to look through the wide range of colors and styles of bras. "What do all these letters mean?" asked Roger. "I'm not a woman, how should I know? Just get the biggest one you can find." "I want this pink lacy one!" Roger laughed. "That's good, now let's get you some panties to go with it." "I'm not wearing panties!! I want to wear my regular undies!" he demanded. "No, Roger. If you do that you'll clash! I care about you too much to let that happen. Here." Freddie tossed a pink thong at Roger. "This matches your bra nicely. Now we need to get you a dress." The lady at the cash register was getting a little concerned about these two gentlemen. "Oh look Roger! Here's a lovely yellow sun dress with little blue flowers to match your eyes! We're getting this." "But that's an old lady dress!!" "Shh! It's very nice. Now let's go get you some pantyhose and shoes." Freddie picks out a white pair of sandals with 3-inch heels and some medium-brown panyhose. They decide that Roge needs some make-up and then take their items to the counter to pay for it. "This stuff is for my girlfriend," Roger explains, but the lady just gave him a look that said "Yeah, right." They pay for their things with Brian's money, since this was all going to be for him in the end and exit the store just as other customers begin to walk in. Freddie and Roger find a public restroom and decide it would be best if Rog |
| mayniac316 04.06.2006 15:40 |
Part II He tried to think quick, and remembered seeing a pawn shop on their way to the shelter. He called over to Roger. "Sandra! Wait right there, I'll be right back." Roger made a face at the name "Sandra," but stayed right there with Snowball so no one else would take her. Freddie ran all the way back to the pawn shop. He had a watch his family had gotten him for Christmas last year. It was very nice and quite expensive. He walked up to the man at the counter. "How much would you give me for this watch?" "215 pounds." It was Freddie's favorite watch, but he had to get the money. "Alright, I'll take the money." Freddie handed over his watch and ran out of the store back to the shelter with the money. When he walked through the door, he noticed a burly, beared man trying to chat up Roger. "Hey!" Freddie shouted, "That's my wife!" The man apologized and left, and Roger was quite relieved that Freddie had gotten back before things got too far. They paid for the cat and left the shelter. When they were about half a block away from the hotel, they turned into an alley, so they could conceal themselves from the public. "Okay Roger, we have to hide Snowball in your bra so that the mean man at the hotel won't see her." "Well, hurry up, okay? Those kids over there are laughing at us!" Freddie gently put Snowball in the left cup of Roger's bra. She was still quite young, and was small enough to fit in nicely. "Hey, one's bigger than the other now!" Roger laughed. "That's because your boob job didn't go so well, got it? We can't let the man at the hotel find out that you're hiding Snowball in there. Now come on, we have to get back before Brian wakes up so we can suprise him." Roger was quite relieved that he would only have to be a woman for a little while longer. There was a time when he thought he might like to be a girl, but now that thought was a very distant memory. He crossed his arms under his "fake boobs" to support the kitty and headed off to the hotel. When they walked in the man furrowed his brows and looked at Freddie and Roger. He decided it was best not to ask anything, and let them go upstairs. They had made it. They opened the door to their room to find John sitting in their bed sipping decaf coffee. He spat it out upon seeing Roger. "What happened to you, Roger?" Just as John had spoke, Brian opened his eyes. It was 10:03, the time he woke up every morning. He was very startled at seeing Roger dressed as a woman with very uneven breasts. "Roger," he said, "Why didn't you tell us about this before?" "Yeah Roger, we would've still accepted you. We don't discriminate against people like you," John added. Roger had enough. He stomped over to Brian and bent over so that Snowball could crawl out of his bra onto Brian's lap. The look on Brian's face had more joy and excitement than a child on Christmas morning. "SNOWBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed. "Oh Snowball I missed you so much!!!!!!!! I love you , I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you..." he repeated as he kissed her on the head over and over again. Then he got up and gave both Freddie and Roger the biggest hug they had ever recieved. "Thank you guys!!!! I didn't know you cared about me so much!! I love you guys..." Brian squeezed hard and Freddie and Roger were just a little uncomfortable. "Uh, it's okay Brian..." Freddie said. "Yeah, we love you too." Brian finally let go and went back to his kitty. Freddie gasped for air and Roger went to change and begin growing a beard. |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 15:52 |
LMAO!! That´s the best one so far :D |
| deleted user 04.06.2006 16:24 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Part II He tried to think quick, and remembered seeing a pawn shop on their way to the shelter. He called over to Roger. "Sandra! Wait right there, I'll be right back." Roger made a face at the name "Sandra," but stayed right there with Snowball so no one else would take her. Freddie ran all the way back to the pawn shop. He had a watch his family had gotten him for Christmas last year. It was very nice and quite expensive. He walked up to the man at the counter. "How much would you give me for this watch?" "215 pounds." It was Freddie's favorite watch, but he had to get the money. "Alright, I'll take the money." Freddie handed over his watch and ran out of the store back to the shelter with the money. When he walked through the door, he noticed a burly, beared man trying to chat up Roger. "Hey!" Freddie shouted, "That's my wife!" The man apologized and left, and Roger was quite relieved that Freddie had gotten back before things got too far. They paid for the cat and left the shelter. When they were about half a block away from the hotel, they turned into an alley, so they could conceal themselves from the public. "Okay Roger, we have to hide Snowball in your bra so that the mean man at the hotel won't see her." "Well, hurry up, okay? Those kids over there are laughing at us!" Freddie gently put Snowball in the left cup of Roger's bra. She was still quite young, and was small enough to fit in nicely. "Hey, one's bigger than the other now!" Roger laughed. "That's because your boob job didn't go so well, got it? We can't let the man at the hotel find out that you're hiding Snowball in there. Now come on, we have to get back before Brian wakes up so we can suprise him." Roger was quite relieved that he would only have to be a woman for a little while longer. There was a time when he thought he might like to be a girl, but now that thought was a very distant memory. He crossed his arms under his "fake boobs" to support the kitty and headed off to the hotel. When they walked in the man furrowed his brows and looked at Freddie and Roger. He decided it was best not to ask anything, and let them go upstairs. They had made it. They opened the door to their room to find John sitting in their bed sipping decaf coffee. He spat it out upon seeing Roger. "What happened to you, Roger?" Just as John had spoke, Brian opened his eyes. It was 10:03, the time he woke up every morning. He was very startled at seeing Roger dressed as a woman with very uneven breasts. "Roger," he said, "Why didn't you tell us about this before?" "Yeah Roger, we would've still accepted you. We don't discriminate against people like you," John added. Roger had enough. He stomped over to Brian and bent over so that Snowball could crawl out of his bra onto Brian's lap. The look on Brian's face had more joy and excitement than a child on Christmas morning. "SNOWBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed. "Oh Snowball I missed you so much!!!!!!!! I love you , I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you..." he repeated as he kissed her on the head over and over again. Then he got up and gave both Freddie and Roger the biggest hug they had ever recieved. "Thank you guys!!!! I didn't know you cared about me so much!! I love you guys..." Brian squeezed hard and Freddie and Roger were just a little uncomfortable. "Uh, it's okay Brian..." Freddie said. "Yeah, we love you too." Brian finally let go and went back to his kitty. Freddie gasped for air and Roger went to change and begin growing a beard.jesus.. That picure scared the hell out of me!!! :D .. Great strory, btw! |
| DreaminQueen 04.06.2006 21:37 |
omg omg!!! I love this!! its sooo adorable and cute!! haha I bet they would do that too for Bri if it ever came to that! Bless them!! Keep going! |
| FreMe 05.06.2006 03:01 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??Uhm.. I tried to get AIM, but I signed up for something called AOL instead :p.. Does anyone know how to get rid of it??? |
| deleted user 05.06.2006 03:22 |
LMFAO that story is so funny. You are a really good writer =] |
| The Lost Queen 05.06.2006 06:28 |
Hahaha, the last chapter was so good! I love this!! |
| DreaminQueen 05.06.2006 18:42 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:To get rid of AOL there should be a way to contact them to delete your account, do some searching around... or you could probably just uninstall it.... How specifically, im terrible at that sort of thing unless I j/ do it lol.. im pretty computer illiterate...<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??Uhm.. I tried to get AIM, but I signed up for something called AOL instead :p.. Does anyone know how to get rid of it??? The best way to get AIM is to go to link... ill give u the link to download AIM dearie... Its link then just click on where it should say something to the effect of "Don't have a Screen Name? Get One FREE" and Click on "Get One Free" and then you should be able to install it... Good Luck and Cheers! |
| val 29467 06.06.2006 06:50 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Snowball was the only cat they knew of that had curly fur on its head. They had always wondered whether it was natural, or... if a certain someone had made it that way to make her look like that certain someone. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hahaha, that bit is very good! |
| FreMe 06.06.2006 08:21 |
DreaminQueen wrote:Well, I think I´ll just stick with msn :p.. it´s keeping me busy enough xD.. But I´d be glad to have a chat over msn anyways, Mainiac, and uhm.. There was another one asking me about AIM :p..<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:To get rid of AOL there should be a way to contact them to delete your account, do some searching around... or you could probably just uninstall it.... How specifically, im terrible at that sort of thing unless I j/ do it lol.. im pretty computer illiterate... The best way to get AIM is to go to link... ill give u the link to download AIM dearie... Its link then just click on where it should say something to the effect of "Don't have a Screen Name? Get One FREE" and Click on "Get One Free" and then you should be able to install it... Good Luck and Cheers!<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??Uhm.. I tried to get AIM, but I signed up for something called AOL instead :p.. Does anyone know how to get rid of it??? |
| FreMe 06.06.2006 08:22 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:But thanks :DDreaminQueen wrote:Well, I think I´ll just stick with msn :p.. it´s keeping me busy enough xD.. But I´d be glad to have a chat over msn anyways, Mainiac, and uhm.. There was another one asking me about AIM :p..<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:To get rid of AOL there should be a way to contact them to delete your account, do some searching around... or you could probably just uninstall it.... How specifically, im terrible at that sort of thing unless I j/ do it lol.. im pretty computer illiterate... The best way to get AIM is to go to link... ill give u the link to download AIM dearie... Its link then just click on where it should say something to the effect of "Don't have a Screen Name? Get One FREE" and Click on "Get One Free" and then you should be able to install it... Good Luck and Cheers!<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??Uhm.. I tried to get AIM, but I signed up for something called AOL instead :p.. Does anyone know how to get rid of it??? |
| DreaminQueen 06.06.2006 17:44 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:That was Me!!!DreaminQueen wrote:Well, I think I´ll just stick with msn :p.. it´s keeping me busy enough xD.. But I´d be glad to have a chat over msn anyways, Mainiac, and uhm.. There was another one asking me about AIM :p..<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:To get rid of AOL there should be a way to contact them to delete your account, do some searching around... or you could probably just uninstall it.... How specifically, im terrible at that sort of thing unless I j/ do it lol.. im pretty computer illiterate... The best way to get AIM is to go to link... ill give u the link to download AIM dearie... Its link then just click on where it should say something to the effect of "Don't have a Screen Name? Get One FREE" and Click on "Get One Free" and then you should be able to install it... Good Luck and Cheers!<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Yeah, FreMe!! Do you have AIM also??Uhm.. I tried to get AIM, but I signed up for something called AOL instead :p.. Does anyone know how to get rid of it??? Ok dear, good luck with the MSN :D perhaps we can j/ email then? |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 12.06.2006 17:19 |
Mayniac316. You are so talented!! Keep up the great work!! I'm looking forward to the next Chapter. Does the man at the counter kick them out because of snowball? What happens. This story is too cute. I can just picture Roger dressed as a woman and Brian crying over his beloved kitten. |