If you have MSN then add this address to your contacts.Its a computer which talks to you if you talk to it.
If you have MSN and want to add it the address is smarterchild@hotmail.com
Me: F*ck you.
SmarterChild: Apologize right now!
Me: You're so cute!
SmarterChild: I'm flattered! :D
Me: Stupid ass darling.
SmarterChild: You are so rude! Thank you!