| Nathan 06.05.2006 16:18 |
Jessie, this one's for you. My friend in college was digitally altering photos of the class and he was defacing one guy's teeth. You know, giving him cavities and such. So the guy comes up behind him and says in a really funny voice: 'Aw man, what are you doing? You make my teeth YELLOW!' Oh that just had us all in stitches and from now on whenever he annoys any of us, we all respond with 'YOU MAKE MY TEETH YELLOW!' Whenever I feel down I always remind myself of that, so to honour it more by making it my signature. It's also my signature on other forums on which I am a member. Crazy but true. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 06.05.2006 16:23 |
Damn! I really did think your teeth was yellow. :P So like do you have anymore funny storys to tell us?!?! Come on THINK think THINK. :D |
| Nathan 06.05.2006 16:37 |
I have LOADS more to tell. I think I'll turn this thread into my official story corner. I hope you don't mind if most of them are from college as that is where the REAL fireworks go off. |
| Nathan 06.05.2006 16:58 |
I'm not the one with yellow teeth, Alex. |
| Nathan 06.05.2006 17:00 |
I'll try to think of some more stories later. For now I'd greatly appreciate any feedback. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 06.05.2006 17:20 |
Nathan wrote: I'll try to think of some more stories later. For now I'd greatly appreciate any feedback.Yeah we want MORE, we want MORE! No moreeeeee no moreeeeeeeeeeee of that Jazz! |
| blerp 06.05.2006 22:12 |
Funny story :p You are one cool guy, Nathan |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 05:07 |
Chapter 2 - The Legend of Sharpshot Continuing with the theme of 'Whoa, look how much you can mangle photos', we now come to this Western wannabe. Again, it took place in college and again when the rest of the class (excluding me) was meant to be doing their work. In this story, the main antagonist of the first story (his name is Jason) gets his comeuppance. Once one guy has altered photos, everyone wants a go and the next victim is a class photo. I do wish I had a copy of it to post here, but I'm afraid all I can do is describe it. At the end of it, one guy (Mr. You Make My Teeth Yellow) has a huge afro, one guy has a moustache, another fellow's had nearly his whole face rubbed out and several others, including myself and Jason, are now bald. With me it looks really fake, you see, but Jason, hmmm well... So the next thing that happens is a series of 'Wanted' posters start appearing. If I remember rightly, I'm wanted for 'crimes against my own people' (?) and Jason, (pauses for a sudden fit of laughter)now dubbed 'Sharpshot' is 'wanted for being bald'. This may not be as daft as the infamous yellow teeth incident, but it's still quite nutty. Next up: The lesson when we all drew ourselves. We were trying to find out how tall we were (part of a lesson, this was) but unfortunately (really?) it didn't go QUITE like that. |
| Jesspit 07.05.2006 07:12 |
heehee! sounds funny! oh nathan do you have MSN????? |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 08:44 |
No. Sorry. |
| Poo, again 07.05.2006 08:46 |
Nathan wrote: No. Sorry.Liar! We'll find out in time! You can run but you can't hide! |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 11:28 |
No, I really don't have MSN. Isn't that some kind of chatroom? |
| Poo, again 07.05.2006 12:44 |
Well, sign up and go see for yourself. If you're gay, Freddie dressed in nothing but a leather hat, will be waiting for you. If you're straight, you'll find Fred Astaire winking at you. |
| Jesspit 07.05.2006 14:47 |
Nathan wrote: No. Sorry.thats ok! but the Freddies are waiting for ya if you decide to register. |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 17:33 |
The who? |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 18:05 |
And now back to Nathan's stories.... Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me. |
| deleted user 07.05.2006 18:08 |
Nathan wrote: No, I really don't have MSN. Isn't that some kind of chatroom?GET MSN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 07.05.2006 18:15 |
Nathan wrote: And now back to Nathan's stories.... Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.Who said that....? Tell that gut feeling to fuck off! We want MORE. xD |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 18:25 |
All those in favour of me continuing on, raise your hand. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 07.05.2006 18:26 |
Nathan wrote: All those in favour of me continuing on, raise your hand.Oh come on Nathan, I think those in favour is EVERYONE! |
| deleted user 07.05.2006 18:30 |
*raises two hands* |
| Nathan 07.05.2006 18:40 |
Chapter 3 - 'To the Drawing Board, lads!' OK, this is even dafter than all the other stories. As part of our assignment, we were asked to measure each other with a measuring tape and then to transfer our results to paper using an accurate scale. Sounds harmless, right? Well the Dirty Dozen (that's my class, including me) had other ideas and so we deliberatley starts creating wacky portraits of each other. I ended up looking like a cross between a pirate and Rooster Cogburn. But that was a relatively minor act compared to what the other guys did. There were several guys with one leg (one guy even had his leg in the middle of his body, making him look like a human pogo stick), slim guys mysteriously gaining a 'few' extra pounds, one guy singing the opera section of Bohemian Rhapsody, one guy looking like a zombie and in retaliation for the interesting image of myself, I gave my partner a long, thin neck and a shield shaped body (obviously he doesn't have that) Did it stop there? No, no, NO. We then had to transfer our portraits to our PCs (cue collective groans and a few sniggers) Oh, that just did it for us. I ended up with a huge square body and a decidedly mechanical appearance, my partner ended up being just a big blob with no arms, and there were several other robots. We then had to stick them on the wall, displaying them to the whole world, where they remain to this day. PS: If anyone's starting to think I'm losing my marbles, I'm not. All these stories I'm telling you REALLY HAPPENED. There, that will give me the confidence I need to carry on with my quest. Coming up next...thread halted indefinitley while I get my thinking cap on. And what delightful events may be awaiting me this week? Whatever happens, you will be the first to know...only on... *instrumental music* Nathan's Corner |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 07.05.2006 18:43 |
Nathan wrote: And what delightful events may be awaiting me this week? Whatever happens, you will be the first to know...only on... *instrumental music* Nathan's CornerOh my God! That sounded so funny but cool! Me likieeeeeeeeee :P |
| Nathan 08.05.2006 05:03 |
Tidbits Future storylines: Bad Boy Cowley aka The Drug Baron Last assignment (PowerPoint Presentation) Stay tuned for more on this story as it develops. |
| Rogers_Bitch 08.05.2006 11:06 |
Sounds great! xD |
| Nathan 09.05.2006 03:54 |
Chapter 4 - 'Mathin, Mafin or Marzin?' A little appetizer, I think. I don't know why I'm still doing this (probably for my own amusement and the amusment of anyone who likes these stories)but here goes: There's the lad in my group (we don't really call them classes anymore) called Mathin who everyone (excluding me) seems to take pleasure in winding up. He takes it all on the chin, like the strong guy he is, but some of the things do warrant a mention in this interesting thread. First off, there's the eternal confusion about his name. On his file it says 'Mathin' so that is how I and the tutors pronounce it but other people either say 'Marzin' or 'Mafin' (?) Then there's the high-pitched voices. Just when we're all working away, one of my classmates who has a really high-pitched voice will suddenly shout out 'MAAAARZIN!!!' or another guy will go 'ALRIGHT, MAFIN?!' bearing in mind of course that this is when we're supposed to be doing either work or tests. But before any of you think I'm taking advantage of his misfortune, I should say that they do it to me to. As in: 'ALRIGHT NATH???' This will be my last post. Gosh, I feel like such an idiot. I don't know what made me even start this thread. It started off so well, but then it delved down to the depths of insanity. *Goes off with a very red face* |
| Nathan 09.05.2006 03:54 |
Chapter 4 - 'Mathin, Mafin or Marzin?' A little appetizer, I think. I don't know why I'm still doing this (probably for my own amusement and the amusment of anyone who likes these stories)but here goes: There's the lad in my group (we don't really call them classes anymore) called Mathin who everyone (excluding me) seems to take pleasure in winding up. He takes it all on the chin, like the strong guy he is, but some of the things do warrant a mention in this interesting thread. First off, there's the eternal confusion about his name. On his file it says 'Mathin' so that is how I and the tutors pronounce it but other people either say 'Marzin' or 'Mafin' (?) Then there's the high-pitched voices. Just when we're all working away, one of my classmates who has a really high-pitched voice will suddenly shout out 'MAAAARZIN!!!' or another guy will go 'ALRIGHT, MAFIN?!' bearing in mind of course that this is when we're supposed to be doing either work or tests. But before any of you think I'm taking advantage of his misfortune, I should say that they do it to me to. As in: 'ALRIGHT NATH???' If anyone wants to hear more, let me know and I will e-mail them to you as and when I receive them. |
| Nathan 09.05.2006 04:36 |
I don't like chatrooms. You never know who's lurking about on them. |
| Nathan 10.06.2006 11:17 |
link The picture I was talking about. |
| ~im a fool~ 11.06.2006 13:19 |
huh? :( i dont get it |
| Nathan 11.06.2006 13:23 |
Sir Nathan wrote: Chapter 2 - The Legend of Sharpshot Once one guy has altered photos, everyone wants a go and the next victim is a class photo. I do wish I had a copy of it to post here, but I'm afraid all I can do is describe it. At the end of it, one guy (Mr. You Make My Teeth Yellow) has a huge afro, one guy has a moustache, another fellow's had nearly his whole face rubbed out and several others, including myself and Jason, are now bald. With me it looks really fake, you see, but Jason, hmmm well... |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 06.07.2006 01:49 |
WE WANT MORE STORYS, WE WANT MORE STORYS, WE WANT MORE STORYS!!! QUEREMOS MAIS HISTÓRIAS, NÓS QUEREMOS MAIS HISTÓRIAS, NÓS QUEREMOS MAIS HISTÓRIAS!!!! |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 03:56 |
What on earth have you dug this one back up for? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 06.07.2006 04:01 |
Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman Cricket Fan wrote: What on earth have you dug this one back up for?BECAUSE I AND SO DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR STORYS!!!!!!!!!! OKAY? GREAT! NOW PLEASE START THEM MUWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWWHAHAHAHAHAH Jajajajajajaja. |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 06:26 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Why?Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman Cricket Fan wrote: What on earth have you dug this one back up for?BECAUSE I AND SO DOES EVERYONE WANT YOUR STORYS!!!!!!!!!! OKAY? GREAT! NOW PLEASE START THEM MUWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWWHAHAHAHAHAH Jajajajajajaja. |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 12:38 |
Hands up who wants more stories? |
| Carol! the Musical 06.07.2006 12:40 |
*everyone raises hands* |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 12:43 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: *everyone raises hands*I appreciate the confidence you place in me Carol, but I have no idea what to write about. Any suggestions or reccomendations? |
| Carol! the Musical 06.07.2006 12:45 |
Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman wrote:Hmm.. just funny things that have happned.. Or stories you've written. :)<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: *everyone raises hands*I appreciate the confidence you place in my Carol, but I have no idea what to write about. Any suggestions or reccomendations? |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 12:46 |
There's a poem I have written that I intend to post on The Writer's Thread, but for here.........hmmmmmmm, let me see. *And now, making his return to the ring after several months away....the undisputed champion of humour...Naaaathan the Comeeeeedian!!* *Arena goes berserk* I'm warming up |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 12:47 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Yes sir!Nathan wrote: And now back to Nathan's stories.... Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.Who said that....? Tell that gut feeling to fuck off! We want MORE. xD |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 06.07.2006 12:55 |
Nathan The No. 1 Gentleman wrote:MISS YOU MEAN! xD<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Yes sir!Nathan wrote: And now back to Nathan's stories.... Uh, actually, no. I have the gut feeling people are already getting tired of me.Who said that....? Tell that gut feeling to fuck off! We want MORE. xD |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 13:28 |
OK ladies and gentlemen, bearing in mind that I am seriously running out of good stuff and that my left eye feels twice as big as the right, we therefore continue on our long, daring and adventurous quest called: "Nathan's sense of humour" Chapter Goodness-Knows-What-Number-I'm-Up-To-Now When we were making something in college, I can't remember what but I think it was an advertisement for something, we were allowed to take photos of each other to use in the documents. So my friend takes a picture of Mathin (poor Mathin again), pastes the picture onto the PC and decapitates Mathin's head from the photo and sticks it onto a sofa and then onto a wall. Particularly funny when you see the expression on his face. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 06.07.2006 13:39 |
YES, YES, YES, YES, THE FUCKING FUN BEGINS HERE! *chants* WE WANT MORE, WE WANT MORE, WE WANT MORE! |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 13:42 |
There's more to follow, I'll stay in touch. |
| Nathan 06.07.2006 15:41 |
Coming soon.... |
| Nathan 21.07.2006 08:53 |
We gotta cook some meat, and more meat the better. |