| Lester Burnham 22.04.2006 18:07 |
About me, about you, about anything you feel like you want to ask. No politics, religion, or snakeskin boots. Have at it. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 22.04.2006 18:20 |
If the man in the back doesnt say "everyone attack", will it still be a ballroom blitz? |
| Lester Burnham 22.04.2006 20:45 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: If the man in the back doesnt say "everyone attack", will it still be a ballroom blitz?You gotta dance with her pants around the ankles, or else her jive won't survive into the dead of night. <b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: How come you don't love me anymore?I have only ever been able to love myself, and as of right now, I'm having a fight with the one I love, so I'm pretty much sullen and unresponsive to any other kinds of human contact. In other words, don't take it personally. Alex Solan wrote:I'm sorry, but that is not a question. I only answer questions, so your submission has been discounted. Don't fuck it up again.Lester Burnham wrote: Ask me anything1. Anything 2. Anything That's all. Thanks in advance. |
| user name 22.04.2006 21:09 |
Alex Solan wrote: Both were two important questions :'( Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?That's also not a question. Deadly syntax. |
| Lester Burnham 22.04.2006 21:48 |
Alex Solan wrote: Both were two important questions :'( Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?Turkey is not populated with turkeys because they're allergic to each other. Hungary invited the turkeys to their country because... well, I'm sure you get the idea. Needless to say, Turkish turkeys are now extinct. Musicman wrote:It's good enough for me. My syntax is dangerous.Alex Solan wrote: Both were two important questions :'( Anyway, another important question: why Turkey is not populated with turkeys?That's also not a question. Deadly syntax. Alex Solan wrote: Why English language uses only this question sign (?) and Spanish uses both (¿?)Because our keyboards are generally inferior to Spanish keyboards, though the real irony is that keyboards sold in English-speaking countries were manufactured in Mexico. <b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Why aren't there any answers here yet? And why does God kill a kitty every time someone masturbates?1. The answers are here, you're just not looking hard enough. 2. God kills a kitten every time someone masturbates because he is a vengeful and hateful god, punishing only the cutest of his own creations for such a natural act of self-love. On an unrelated note, another kitten, uh, just died. Alex Solan wrote: Why Sasha is so pretty?Because I am her father and, through my absolutely stunningly gorgeous genes, has inhereted my beauty. Also, stop flirting with my daughter. |
| Sherwood Forest 22.04.2006 22:06 |
why? |
| Lisser 22.04.2006 23:25 |
If you use the last of the toilet paper, do you put a new roll on the tube or do you just put a new roll on the bathroom counter? |
| magicalfreddiemercury 22.04.2006 23:39 |
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? |
| OgreBattleField1980 22.04.2006 23:56 |
Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession? Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen? Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year? |
| Lester Burnham 23.04.2006 00:20 |
Lisser wrote: If you use the last of the toilet paper, do you put a new roll on the tube or do you just put a new roll on the bathroom counter?I refuse to use toilet paper, as it pollutes our air with toxins that I have yet to discover if they are actually deadly or not, or even from the toilet paper. I blame it on the toilet paper because I need an alibi, as my family has begged me to go to a doctor and I frankly don't believe in doctors - not in their medical practices, but that they just don't exist, period. magicalfreddiemercury wrote: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?This has plagued many minds for centuries, and the conclusive answer is that men are generally stupid. Just see all the commercials in which they are portrayed as boorish, ignorant jackasses with little knowledge about how to run a household or even, god forbid, turn on a blender without turning it into a major catastrophe. So, the real question is "If an advertisement executive speaks in a forest and a tree lands on him, does anyone really give a shit?" OgreBattleField1980 wrote: Ok , is being a big enough Queen fan to know alot of things about them and to listen to them quite often an Obsession? Also why do I get made fun of by a bunch of people for liking Queen? Why is it I can't keep a girl longer than a year?1. No, writing a book about all the knowledge you have accumulated over the years is an obsession. Getting paid for it makes it a job. 2. Because people are stupid and haven't yet read my book. 3. You must have forgotten that you need to feed them regularly. Once you remember this aspect, your girl will be happy as a clam. Just please let her out every now and then to run around in the backyard, and clean up her cage whenever the occasion demands it. |
| Crazy LittleThing 23.04.2006 00:56 |
Everyone knows that Mickey Mouse's dog is Pluto. So what the heck is Goofy? He wears clothes and he drives a car. |
| blerp 23.04.2006 00:57 |
Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks. And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one? |
| john bodega 23.04.2006 01:07 |
How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person? Why does it hurt when I pee? |
| That guy who digs energy domes 23.04.2006 01:12 |
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop? |
| Sonia Doris 23.04.2006 07:33 |
1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen? 2. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night? thank you. me. xxx. I. myself |
| deleted user 23.04.2006 07:34 |
Why do you bore me? |
| Poo, again 23.04.2006 07:42 |
Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay? |
| Lester Burnham 23.04.2006 10:06 |
Crazy LittleThing wrote: Everyone knows that Mickey Mouse's dog is Pluto. So what the heck is Goofy? He wears clothes and he drives a car.Goofy was a cry of defiance from Animal Liberation programs worldwide, showing that even dogs possess the ability to wear clothes, talk, and drive cars. It was a fairly painful and long experiment with Goofy, which is why he looks so old and talks so slowly, but he once said in an interview that he wouldn't trade it for the world. When asked about his take on it all, Pluto shrugged and licked his butt. LadyMercury wrote: Why did they make a Godfather III? It kind of sucks. And why are beluga whales so ugly? Can I punch one?1. At least it's not The Freshman. 2. Beluga whales are so ugly because they were beaten with the ugly stick a few too many times. Blame it on the whale hunters who insist on carrying those sticks with them wherever they go. Zebonka12 wrote: How can I kill the bug up my arse and make myself a better person? Why does it hurt when I pee?1. I would recommend carrying around gallons and gallons of insecticide, injecting it liberally up your ass every four hours, which will more or less kill your intestinal tract and undoubtedly make you even grumpier, but that bug is doing far more damage as it is than the insecticide. 2. Do your balls feel like a pair of maracas? You probably got it from the toilet seat, when it jumped up and grabbed yer meat. Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: How many licks does it really take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?I asked Mister Owl, but he bit my nose, so if anyone wants any delicious spotted owl soup for dinner, let me know. I've been reliably informed that it takes seven licks to get to the center, though my informant is a man with a freakishly large tongue. Alex Solan wrote: Is Donald Duck gay?Yes. I thought it was painfully obvious. SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: 1. (on Alex's note) Is Bugs Bunny a drag queen? 2. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 3. Why do I have to make my bed in the morning, if I go to sleep again at night? thank you. me. xxx. I. myself1. Yes, but he has no homosexual tendencies because he's not a transvestite. 2. Because even "abbreviation" needs an abbreviation, which, I believe, is "abbr." 3. You suffer from a rare case of OCD, which is called "sheetus pleatus", translating roughly to "the need for pleated sheets". There is no cure, so it would be best to learn to live with it. <font color=red>EmpressOfTheUniverse wrote: Why do you bore me?You seem like a generally bored person as it is, so there's no way anything else could really excite you. The real reason, of course, is that I'm just funnier than you. The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Is Stewie from Family Guy actually gay?Yes. There's really nothing else to say to that, but yes, he is gay. |
| Fraz 23.04.2006 10:53 |
will i be king |
| Fraz 23.04.2006 12:49 |
Alex Solan wrote: Why Fraser does use underscores at the beggining and at the end of "nevermore"?i luved the way it looked. i have now change it cause i think this looks better **Nevermore** xD |
| Poo, again 23.04.2006 13:17 |
Does Santa exist? My uncle really looks like him, with the beard and all, you know... So I'm not really sure. |
| Lester Burnham 23.04.2006 13:23 |
the_hero wrote: What are the satanic lyrics of Stairway to Heaven backwards, and what do they mean? Is jesus still alive as the story goes around in this world?1. The satanic lyrics of 'Stairway To Heaven' are as follows: "Ride with the devil, ride ride ride Die with no dignity, die die die You will all be my slaves for eternity And I will dance in a pit of fiery embers" 2. Jesus currently works in a Wawa somewhere in Arlen, Texas, but reports are unconfirmed that it's actually someone named Jesus Martinez. **Nevermore** wrote: will i be kingQuite possibly, but it will only be of a lonely cul-de-sac in an unspecified town. Alex Solan wrote: Why Fraser does use underscores at the beggining and at the end of "nevermore"?Because Nevermore is the king of the cul-de-sac, and he can do whatever he wants. <b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Are you sorry you started this thread yet?Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Does Santa exist? My uncle really looks like him, with the beard and all, you know... So I'm not really sure.Your uncle is not Santa Claus, because your uncle doesn't really exist. Sorry, but someone had to tell you. |
| Poo, again 23.04.2006 13:26 |
I knew it! ^ |
| queenkateg4 23.04.2006 13:39 |
okay weild?? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 23.04.2006 13:44 |
queenkateg4 wrote: okay weild??Huh? |
| Fraz 23.04.2006 14:21 |
weild ? no such word |
| Fraz 23.04.2006 14:24 |
have i ever been influenced by others? |
| ccryder1968 23.04.2006 14:45 |
What's love got to do with it? What's love,but a second hand emotion? |
| Poo, again 23.04.2006 15:18 |
Have I ever been to the Hitman school? |
| Carol! the Musical 23.04.2006 19:00 |
Will the wonders ever cease? Will my wish come true after I sent a chain E-mail? |
| ccryder1968 23.04.2006 19:18 |
Which came first...the chicken or the egg? Also,what is the meaning of life? |
| OgreBattleField1980 23.04.2006 20:14 |
I wont say this is the last question because its not. But I must know because I am anxious. I recently put in for a new appartment, I want to move,anyhow to make a long story short I really like this place and by coincidence the landlord is friends with my boss Toby who is also good friends with me away from work. They are good friends with him as well. Does it look good for me getting approved for this apartment? |
| That guy who digs energy domes 23.04.2006 23:06 |
How many times will I get hit by the cars before one kills me? |
| Carol! the Musical 23.04.2006 23:20 |
How come I'm not seeing any answers to these questions? :P |
| Lester Burnham 24.04.2006 00:11 |
Alex Solan wrote: What means weild?Weild, it's like... weird with a speech impediment. Alex Solan wrote: Why are you so hot Lester? May I have the recipe?God gave me my hotness. You'll have to talk to him. **Nevermore** wrote: have i ever been influenced by others?Yes. I suggest you put down the marijuana and read a book. Or put down the book and start smoking pot, whichever is applicable. The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Have I ever been to the Hitman school?We all have. ccryder1968 wrote: Which came first...the chicken or the egg? Also,what is the meaning of life?1. The farmer. 2. The meaning of life is 42. OgreBattleField1980 wrote: I wont say this is the last question because its not. But I must know because I am anxious. I recently put in for a new appartment, I want to move,anyhow to make a long story short I really like this place and by coincidence the landlord is friends with my boss Toby who is also good friends with me away from work. They are good friends with him as well. Does it look good for me getting approved for this apartment?All signs point to, "please ask again". ccryder1968 wrote: What's love got to do with it? What's love,but a second hand emotion?Love is just for a private dancer. <font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: How do I find a bf who can match with me???I'll email you my number. ChinesedogTorture wrote: Will the wonders ever cease? Will my wish come true after I sent a chain E-mail?1. Wonders of this world go on. 2. No, because chain mail is heavy and unwearable except for the knights of the round table. Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: How many times will I get hit by the cars before one kills me?That, I'm afraid I don't know the answer to. ChinesedogTorture wrote: How come I'm not seeing any answers to these questions? :PBecause I got bored with this really quickly. |
| iGSM 24.04.2006 05:27 |
Are we the same person? When was my first EP put out? Are was when we the same EP persout? |
| ccryder1968 24.04.2006 07:00 |
Why do fools fall in love? |
| Farenheit 24.04.2006 07:06 |
Why is everybody afraid of Chuck Norris ? :S |
| deleted user 24.04.2006 07:16 |
y do i smell cheese? |
| Poo, again 24.04.2006 14:02 |
Is Ozzy Osbourne really the Prince of Darkness? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 24.04.2006 14:03 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Is Ozzy Osbourne really the Prince of Darkness?Simple answer to that: YES. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 24.04.2006 14:04 |
Why am I on Queenzone? |
| Poo, again 24.04.2006 14:05 |
If Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness, then who's the Prince of Light? |
| Rogers_Bitch 24.04.2006 14:07 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote: If Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness, then who's the Prince of Light?Cliff Richard. |
| Rogers_Bitch 24.04.2006 14:08 |
<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Can I have a dollar?I have a pound.... still at least I'm offering. |
| Poo, again 24.04.2006 15:21 |
Rogers_Bitch wrote:Yes... that's nice.<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Can I have a dollar?I have a pound.... still at least I'm offering. |
| Poo, again 24.04.2006 16:08 |
Anyway, I was born about a month after Freddie's death, so could I by any chance be the reincarnation of Freddie? |
| deleted user 24.04.2006 16:40 |
^yes could i be the female reincarnation of Freddie as I was born 5 months after he died????????????????????????????????????????????^ p.s. Lester nice profile pic! |
| PainPleasure 24.04.2006 17:09 |
Lester Burnham wrote: About me, about you, about anything you feel like you want to ask. No politics, religion, or snakeskin boots. Have at it.How is it to be a complete jackass who doesn't mind his own business and think he has so much wit? I'm asking because I don't know... |
| KillerQueen840 24.04.2006 17:51 |
Why are you requesting to be asked anything? |
| Lester Burnham 24.04.2006 20:04 |
iGSM wrote: Are we the same person? When was my first EP put out? Are was when we the same EP persout?1. You are my doppelganger. We've been over this. 2. It was put out February 29, 1974. 3. You are put out February doppelganger my. It was 29 been over we've 1974 this. ccryder1968 wrote: Why do fools fall in love?They really don't know any better. Farenheit wrote: Why is everybody afraid of Chuck Norris ? :SBecause Chuck Norris is a world champion in Long Distance Shitting. He once propelled a shit more than 1000 yards, where it landed perfectly in a toilet, without even making a splash. The sport was outlawed, however, after a stray shit from Norris struck a hobo 10 miles away, killing him instantly. <font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: y do i smell cheese?iGSM just farted, that's why. <font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Why cheese is so yummy??? Why I don't have still the number???1. Because iGSM makes it. 2. iGSM stole it. The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Is Ozzy Osbourne really the Prince of Darkness?Yes, but he abdicated his throne for his TV show. Now, the Prince of Darkness is Carrot Top. <font color="#FF00CC">its_a_hard_life wrote: Why am I on Queenzone?I ask myself that every single day. The Millionaire Waltz wrote: If Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness, then who's the Prince of Light?Marilyn Manson. <b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Can I have a dollar?Yeah, sure. The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Anyway, I was born about a month after Freddie's death, so could I by any chance be the reincarnation of Freddie?God, I hope not. PainPleasure wrote: How is it to be a complete jackass who doesn't mind his own business and think he has so much wit? I'm asking because I don't know...How's it feel to have a stick lodged so far up your ass that it's taken root in the control center of your brain that used to house your sense of humor? Alex Solan wrote: Is it possible to write a post with shit inside your head instead of a brain? PainPleasure & ThomasQuinn our most remarkable cases in this area.I have nothing to add. <font color=lime>KillerQueen840 wrote: Why are you requesting to be asked anything?I'm not anymore. Okay folks, thanks for playing - that's all. This was just meant to be a stupid little weekend thing, so... someone else can take over if they want to, but I'm done. edit: one more, because it was posted moments after I posted this: Ravenetta wrote: so lester? do you know who i really am?You are the inner child in all of us. |
| ccryder1968 24.04.2006 20:07 |
I thought it was fun...thanx!:) |
| Munchsack 25.04.2006 08:15 |
If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy, why doesn't he speak when humans are around? |
| Yogurt 25.04.2006 08:17 |
Why is abbreviation such a long word? |
| The Mir@cle 25.04.2006 08:23 |
Tijn quoted Lester:
Okay folks, thanks for playing - that's all. This was just meant to be a stupid little weekend thing, so... someone else can take over if they want to, but I'm done.So it's useless peeps!!! |
| deleted user 25.04.2006 09:13 |
y do my m8s laugh at johnny from queen at the gallery section? :S |
| That guy who digs energy domes 25.04.2006 13:07 |
oh no |
| Localboy80 25.04.2006 18:09 |
What did people go back to before the drawing board? |
| Localboy80 25.04.2006 18:10 |
Before sliced bread, what was the best thing since compared to? |
| That guy who digs energy domes 25.04.2006 21:40 |
Did someone steal my Energy dome? |
| Nathan 08.05.2006 05:32 |
1. What is the essence of a man? 2. What is the meaning of life? 3. What is the Riddle of Steel? |
| FreMe 08.05.2006 10:34 |
What is the purpose of meaning? How many times has Bohemian Rhapsody been played, anywere? Why do you have so much time? |
| Sonia Doris 08.05.2006 15:45 |
*whistles the end of the match* *shows red card to everybody* |
| Mr Drowse 09.05.2006 07:47 |
What? Over? Already? Why? |
| FreMe 09.05.2006 08:01 |
eah, I want answers! I demand answers! |