BRAIN CRAMPS
see if you feel smart when you're done
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss America 1995 from Alabama
Heather Whitestone
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Popular Pop Singer Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
(During an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.)
Model, movie and TV actress Brooke Shields
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
University of Kentucky Basketball Forward Winston Bennett
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
(Commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.)
First Lady and Democratic Senator from New York Hillary Clinton
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
A congressional candidate in Texas
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies Manager Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Vice President Al Gore
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Vice President Al Gore
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
Vice President Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves, How much clean air do we need?"
Chrysler Chairman and CEO Lee Iacocca
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
NFL Quarterback and Sports Analyst Joe Theisman
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
exclude certain types of people."
ROTC Instructor Colonel Gerald Wellman
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
President Bill Clinton
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Greenville, South Carolina Department of Social Services
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
FCC Chairman Mark S. Fowler
I think the worst kind of Brain Cramps are the 'Bushisms' -
"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
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magicalfreddiemercury wrote: I think the worst kind of Brain Cramps are the 'Bushisms' -
"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
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I'm sorry, but Bush-isms have absolutely nothing on Quayle-isms. link