Following months of speculation, Muncsack & I would like to announce our impending nuptuals. The happy day has been set for Saturday 10th June and the ceremony will take place at The Old Blacksmiths Shop in Gretna Green and you're all invited.
Richard Orchard will officiate, Janet, Erin and Your Valentine have agreed to be bridesmaids, Inu Ligur will be a flower-girl and Deaconjohn was supposed to be giving me away but I have since learned that he's decided to sell me on ebay.
The reception will be held at Flash Towers and we have booked two weeks beneath an upturned skip in Durham for our Honeymoon.
Hope you can all make and to make things easier for you here is our wedding present list.
A Toaster
A George Foreman Grill
A Carraige Clock
A Cuddly Toy
A Fondue Set
A Bale Of Towels
A Subscription To Asian Babes
A Small Unihabited Island In The South Pacific
A Cure For Bird-Flu
24ft Of Rope
A Hacksaw
A Shovel
A Song With The Word " Kleptomania" In The Title
fatty.
Right, I'm writing the song and getting the rope. No-one else get those!
Congratulations! I always hoped my best mate would end up with a fat alcoholic writer!
Rambo wrote: Right, I'm writing the song and getting the rope. No-one else get those!
Congratulations! I always hoped my best mate would end up with a fat alcoholic writer!
fatty wrote: Following months of speculation, Muncsack & I would like to announce our impending nuptuals. The happy day has been set for Saturday 10th June and the ceremony will take place at The Old Blacksmiths Shop in Gretna Green and you're all invited.
Richard Orchard will officiate, Janet, Erin and Your Valentine have agreed to be bridesmaids, Inu Ligur will be a flower-girl and Deaconjohn was supposed to be giving me away but I have since learned that he's decided to sell me on ebay.
The reception will be held at Flash Towers and we have booked two weeks beneath an upturned skip in Durham for our Honeymoon.
Hope you can all make and to make things easier for you here is our wedding present list.
A Toaster
A George Foreman Grill
A Carraige Clock
A Cuddly Toy
A Fondue Set
A Bale Of Towels
A Subscription To Asian Babes
A Small Unihabited Island In The South Pacific
A Cure For Bird-Flu
24ft Of Rope
A Hacksaw
A Shovel
A Song With The Word " Kleptomania" In The Title
fatty.
Ooooh..I just CAN'T WAIT to get our bridesmaid dresses, Barb..*GIGGLES*
We'll have so much fun at Flash Towers! Wheeeeeee...
I'm getting fatty and Munchsack the George Foreman grill..sssshhhhh. :-X
Well, thank you everyone for your kindness, but Scott, I thought we discussed this. It is to be a private ceremony in Blairgowrie. Remember, I get the ceremony where I want and you get to be the husband.
PieterMC wrote: Not to put a damper on this entire affair but is Munsack not only 15? This cannot possibly be legal under Scottish law......
You obviously need to brush up on your Scottish law.
Musicman's right Pieter. The Scottish Executive have changed a lot of those silly old laws since you left.
In fact the reason for you fleeing Scotland in the first place has been legalised so long as you have written permission from the farmer.
fatty.
fatty wrote: our wedding present list.
A Toaster
A George Foreman Grill
A Carraige Clock
A Cuddly Toy
A Fondue Set
A Bale Of Towels
A Subscription To Asian Babes
A Small Unihabited Island In The South Pacific
A Cure For Bird-Flu
24ft Of Rope
A Hacksaw
A Shovel
A Song With The Word " Kleptomania" In The Title
fatty.