I finally got the guts to change it...
It's what I said to my brother when we were waiting for my parents at a movie theater:
Me:I'm waiting in the front.
Bro:Fine then, you can get mugged and shot.
Me:Just shut up and let's go to the front.
Bro:I'm not the one that's gonna get mugged.
Me:If you're going to get mugged then get mugged like a man. Come on!
And the people around us start laughing and it was 10 seconds of fame for me, lol...