| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 13:48 |
This morning, I had one of life's perfect moments. Have you ever taken the perfect dump? It popped out like eggs out of a hen, so perfectly, so cleanly, I barely had to wipe! I like it when that happens. |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 13:49 |
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING???? |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 13:50 |
Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you?? |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 13:51 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 13:52 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Depends. Are you female?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? |
| Poo, again 13.04.2006 13:52 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Depends. Are you retarded?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Depends. Are you female?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 13:54 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote:Only a TRUE retard has to ask whether a person is retarded or not.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Depends. Are you retarded?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Depends. Are you female?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 13:55 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote:lol Very much so, dear. Like yourself! :DSomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Depends. Are you retarded?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Depends. Are you female?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? I just want him to lllllleeeeaaaaaavvvvveeeee! |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 13:55 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Very true... wait..hmm... i'm beginning to like you.The Millionaire Waltz wrote:Only a TRUE retard has to ask whether a person is retarded or not.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Depends. Are you retarded?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Depends. Are you female?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 13:58 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:no no no..I liked it when you were about to kiss my feet. Let's get back to that..SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Very true... wait..hmm... i'm beginning to like you.The Millionaire Waltz wrote:Only a TRUE retard has to ask whether a person is retarded or not.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Depends. Are you retarded?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Depends. Are you female?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Well..you thought wrong... Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not? Wait, are you female? |
| Poo, again 13.04.2006 14:02 |
No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay... |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 14:04 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote: No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave. Deal with it. |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 14:05 |
No... i won't join your perverted visions of kissing your CHEESY feet. Now, darling, pack your bags... and leave. You are very rude and you don't deserve a place here at Queenzone. |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 14:05 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Wait... why won't you leave????????????????? I thought you said you were??? I thought you asked a moderator to delete your account????The Millionaire Waltz wrote: No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave. Deal with it. |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 14:07 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Because you didn't kiss my feet. But first, I need to know if you're female or not.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Wait... why won't you leave????????????????? I thought you said you were??? I thought you asked a moderator to delete your account????The Millionaire Waltz wrote: No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave. Deal with it. Why are you avoiding the question? |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 14:10 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Because i'm trying to avoid your perverted foot fantasy. Plus, the fact i'm too busy trying to make you leave.<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Because you didn't kiss my feet. But first, I need to know if you're female or not. Why are you avoiding the question?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Wait... why won't you leave????????????????? I thought you said you were??? I thought you asked a moderator to delete your account????The Millionaire Waltz wrote: No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave. Deal with it. Even if ANYONE kissed your feet you wouldn't leave. What made you decide to stay here? No one likes you. |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 14:14 |
Wait a minute. you OFFERED to kiss my feet! Now you're saying it's my sick perverted fantasy? Woman, Man, whatever you are! Get real! And why won't you answer my question? Are you female? |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 14:18 |
NO I DID NOT OFFER! I said i'd do anything if you just left then you said "really? anything? lets say kiss my feet?" or something like that. You liar liar liar liar! What do you think i am, freak? |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 14:19 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote: NO I DID NOT OFFER! I said i'd do anything if you just left then you said "really? anything? lets say kiss my feet?" or something like that. You liar liar liar liar! What do you think i am, freak?In other words, you did offer to kiss my feet. You said YES to my question. Means you did offer to kiss my feet. |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 14:21 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:You offered, i merely accepted. But, fine... if you wanna be like that then you just missed out on a nice foot kiss. Your loss!<font color=red>Flash! wrote: NO I DID NOT OFFER! I said i'd do anything if you just left then you said "really? anything? lets say kiss my feet?" or something like that. You liar liar liar liar! What do you think i am, freak?In other words, you did offer to kiss my feet. You said YES to my question. Means you did offer to kiss my feet. |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 14:26 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:No thanks. I'd rather keep all my 10 toes. Afer reading your offer to shove a 10 foot pipe up my rectum, you're liable to bite my toes off and call that a nice foot kiss.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:You offered, i merely accepted. But, fine... if you wanna be like that then you just missed out on a nice foot kiss. Your loss!<font color=red>Flash! wrote: NO I DID NOT OFFER! I said i'd do anything if you just left then you said "really? anything? lets say kiss my feet?" or something like that. You liar liar liar liar! What do you think i am, freak?In other words, you did offer to kiss my feet. You said YES to my question. Means you did offer to kiss my feet. |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 14:32 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Hmmm.. you're starting to know me too well, dear! But if i did bite your toes off you wouldn't be capable of pissing off and i don't fancy a strong cheesy taste in my mouth..nor do i fancy any of your toe hairs in my mouth... or your fungus infections...or your warts :D<font color=red>Flash! wrote:No thanks. I'd rather keep all my 10 toes. Afer reading your offer to shove a 10 foot pipe up my rectum, you're liable to bite my toes off and call that a nice foot kiss.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:You offered, i merely accepted. But, fine... if you wanna be like that then you just missed out on a nice foot kiss. Your loss!<font color=red>Flash! wrote: NO I DID NOT OFFER! I said i'd do anything if you just left then you said "really? anything? lets say kiss my feet?" or something like that. You liar liar liar liar! What do you think i am, freak?In other words, you did offer to kiss my feet. You said YES to my question. Means you did offer to kiss my feet. |
| Poo, again 13.04.2006 14:52 |
What an interesting discussion.... |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 15:04 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote: What an interesting discussion....Indeed! Would you dare to kiss his feet? |
| Poo, again 13.04.2006 15:08 |
Oh, I fear he has no feet! I believe a person with such an attitude can't possibly be human...! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 13.04.2006 15:13 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA |
| Poo, again 13.04.2006 15:14 |
<font color="#FF00CC">its_a_hard_life wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALol.... are you serious? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 13.04.2006 15:19 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote:This is one of the most bizzare threads ever and it's so funny too. So yes, I am serious.<font color="#FF00CC">its_a_hard_life wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALol.... are you serious? |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 15:19 |
The Millionaire Waltz wrote:Everything makes her laugh.<font color="#FF00CC">its_a_hard_life wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALol.... are you serious? However, he seems to have the characteristics of some sort of vegetable. |
| Poo, again 13.04.2006 15:31 |
Interesting... what vegetable may you be referring to? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 13.04.2006 15:34 |
A certain Cabbage? |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 15:37 |
*comes in dressed as Sherlock Holmes* Yes, Possibly a certain cabbage... where was this person at the time of the murder? |
| deleted user 13.04.2006 16:17 |
eww why did I read the post... |
| magicalfreddiemercury 13.04.2006 16:21 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote: ... where was this person at the time of the murder?With Col. Mustard in the kitchen with the knife. |
| flash! 28068 13.04.2006 16:37 |
magicalfreddiemercury wrote:No, I'm sure it was Reverend Green in the drawing room with a candlestick.<font color=red>Flash! wrote: ... where was this person at the time of the murder?With Col. Mustard in the kitchen with the knife. |
| Carol! the Musical 13.04.2006 17:27 |
You know that feeling when you stumble into a thread and you really wish you hadn't?... Yeeeah... :-P |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 17:38 |
ChinesedogTorture wrote: You know that feeling when you stumble into a thread and you really wish you hadn't?... Yeeeah... :-PYou know that feeling when you create a thread and you really wish you hadn't?...Yeeah... :-P |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 17:45 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:I wonder what you call a body massage? beating a person to a bloody pulp?SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Hmmm.. you're starting to know me too well, dear! But if i did bite your toes off you wouldn't be capable of pissing off and i don't fancy a strong cheesy taste in my mouth..nor do i fancy any of your toe hairs in my mouth... or your fungus infections...or your warts :D<font color=red>Flash! wrote:No thanks. I'd rather keep all my 10 toes. Afer reading your offer to shove a 10 foot pipe up my rectum, you're liable to bite my toes off and call that a nice foot kiss.SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:You offered, i merely accepted. But, fine... if you wanna be like that then you just missed out on a nice foot kiss. Your loss!<font color=red>Flash! wrote: NO I DID NOT OFFER! I said i'd do anything if you just left then you said "really? anything? lets say kiss my feet?" or something like that. You liar liar liar liar! What do you think i am, freak?In other words, you did offer to kiss my feet. You said YES to my question. Means you did offer to kiss my feet. No, my feet is nicely shaped.. You'd like them. I think a little too much! You really want my foot in your mouth, don't you? |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 17:50 |
<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: A certain Cabbage?You're a funny person. First you poke me hard. Then you whine when I breath at you and you want to be left alone. Then you return and poke me again. A certain cabbage? are you referring to the cabbages you've thrown yesterday? How about the barrel of tomatoes? Yes, if I do resemble a vegetable, it's because of all the veggies you've thrown at me! I'm covered by them! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 13.04.2006 18:01 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:I was talking to Flash. Not you.<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: A certain Cabbage?You're a funny person. First you poke me hard. Then you whine when I breath at you and you want to be left alone. Then you return and poke me again. A certain cabbage? are you referring to the cabbages you've thrown yesterday? How about the barrel of tomatoes? Yes, if I do resemble a vegetable, it's because of all the veggies you've thrown at me! I'm covered by them! |
| Carol! the Musical 13.04.2006 18:14 |
<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote:BURN! :-PSomebodyWhoLoves wrote:I was talking to Flash. Not you.<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: A certain Cabbage?You're a funny person. First you poke me hard. Then you whine when I breath at you and you want to be left alone. Then you return and poke me again. A certain cabbage? are you referring to the cabbages you've thrown yesterday? How about the barrel of tomatoes? Yes, if I do resemble a vegetable, it's because of all the veggies you've thrown at me! I'm covered by them! |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 18:18 |
ChinesedogTorture wrote:BURN?? No more like FROZEN! ICED!<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote:BURN! :-PSomebodyWhoLoves wrote:I was talking to Flash. Not you.<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: A certain Cabbage?You're a funny person. First you poke me hard. Then you whine when I breath at you and you want to be left alone. Then you return and poke me again. A certain cabbage? are you referring to the cabbages you've thrown yesterday? How about the barrel of tomatoes? Yes, if I do resemble a vegetable, it's because of all the veggies you've thrown at me! I'm covered by them! That girl is (shivers) COLD! FRIGID! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 13.04.2006 18:21 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Can you please leave me alone and stop directing all your crap at me.ChinesedogTorture wrote:BURN?? No more like FROZEN! ICED! That girl is (shivers) COLD! FRIGID!<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote:BURN! :-PSomebodyWhoLoves wrote:I was talking to Flash. Not you.<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: A certain Cabbage?You're a funny person. First you poke me hard. Then you whine when I breath at you and you want to be left alone. Then you return and poke me again. A certain cabbage? are you referring to the cabbages you've thrown yesterday? How about the barrel of tomatoes? Yes, if I do resemble a vegetable, it's because of all the veggies you've thrown at me! I'm covered by them! |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 18:23 |
<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote:[as coldly as possible]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote:Can you please leave me alone and stop directing all your crap at me.ChinesedogTorture wrote:BURN?? No more like FROZEN! ICED! That girl is (shivers) COLD! FRIGID!<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote:BURN! :-PSomebodyWhoLoves wrote:I was talking to Flash. Not you.<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: A certain Cabbage?You're a funny person. First you poke me hard. Then you whine when I breath at you and you want to be left alone. Then you return and poke me again. A certain cabbage? are you referring to the cabbages you've thrown yesterday? How about the barrel of tomatoes? Yes, if I do resemble a vegetable, it's because of all the veggies you've thrown at me! I'm covered by them! I was talking to ChineseDogTorture, not you. [GRINS, TOUCHE!!] |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 13.04.2006 18:27 |
But you're directing at me. |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 18:31 |
<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: But you're directing at me.Whatever! =) I'm still basking in my brilliant comeback. This has made my day! That retort was just perfect. More perfect than my perfect poop this morning! I shall now have a great evening thanks to my brilliant wit! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 13.04.2006 18:40 |
You have about as much wit as a dead frog. |
| Carol! the Musical 13.04.2006 18:43 |
I'd say he has less. |
| SomebodyWhoLoves 13.04.2006 19:39 |
I admit it was immature of me to act that way..but at the time, it was just perfect! Anyway, I was only joking around and TRYING to be witty. =) I really don't wish to banter about so much, so if you don't want me to respond, just be quiet. ok? Just let me be a persona non grata regarding you, and I'll more than happily comply. |
| Carol! the Musical 13.04.2006 19:57 |
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: I admit it was immature of me to act that way..but at the time, it was just perfect! Anyway, I was only joking around and TRYING to be witty. =) I really don't wish to banter about so much, so if you don't want me to respond, just be quiet. ok? Just let me be a persona non grata regarding you, and I'll more than happily comply.Persona non grata... he, he, that should be in the funny words thread. :-P |
| M a t i a s M a y 13.04.2006 20:39 |
WTF IS THIS? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 13.04.2006 21:03 |
MatiasMay wrote: WTF IS THIS?This is a PILE OF SHIT my friend...a pile of shit. Smells bad too doesn't it? xD |
| flash! 28068 14.04.2006 09:18 |
Firstly, Yes, it IS a pile of PURE SHIT. Secondly, Somebodywholoves is being a total fucking asshole to poppy. Rudeness! Thirdly, NO i'm pretty damn CERTAIN i wouldn't enjoy your feet SWL! And i pretty damn CERTAIN i DO NOT want them in my mouth! Imagine what it would do to me if i had a cheese allergy (which, i thankfully don't) |