| Sergei. 07.04.2006 23:07 |
Maybe we could make a Queenzoner's trilogy of funny Queen stories, along with "The Egg Story!" It works like: you add on parts where the other person left off, but please, let's stay on topic unlike that other story we did, lol John went downstairs early one Fall morning and rummaged through the cabinets, looking for some Grape Nuts to perhaps give his dormant bowels a good blast since he hadn't had a movement since god knows when. Suddenly, Freddie appeared in the kitchen doorway. "Good morning, John dear," He said in a slurred tone. "Oh," John jumped and nearly spilled little crunches of Grape Nuts all over the marble counter and onto the linoleum floor. "You gave me a fright...How are you this morning? And, um, might I ask why you have a lacy black thong snagged on your right ear?" |
| Suigi 08.04.2006 00:51 |
"Oh, this thing?" Freddie gingerly removed the undergarment from his ear. "Well, let's just say that things got a little...hectic last night." "You don't say?" John replied, sitting down to his Grape Nuts. "I'd rather not talk about it," as Freddie slumped down into his chair at the table. A moment of silence passed before Roger was heard to exclaim from the upper floor: "HEY FREDDIE! THERE'S A BUNCH OF NAKED PEOPLE AND CLOTHES IN YOUR ROOM! D'YOU WANT ME TO KICK THEM OUT?" |
| Sergei. 08.04.2006 15:19 |
come on this topic is slow let's have a story! |
| Just You and Me 08.04.2006 18:02 |
Roger went on to his room without waiting for a response. |
| blerp 08.04.2006 18:10 |
Roger had had two cups of coffee that day (more than one gives him gas) and the next minute he let off a series of loud but not smelly farts. "Cor..." he whispered. "I heard that," said Brian, standing near the door. |
| Carol! the Musical 08.04.2006 18:33 |
"Oh, would you just go away!", Roger shouted, and threw a teapot at Brian's head. |
| deleted user 08.04.2006 18:37 |
Roger accidently knocked Brian out so immediatly called for an ambulance. |
| Sergei. 08.04.2006 18:40 |
"Oh,Brian,it...'twas my foot rubbing against this, erm...chair." Roger bit his lip and, realising that there was no chair within foot's reach, announced: "I think a duck got stuck in my closet and choked on one of my socks..Erm.." |
| Just You and Me 08.04.2006 18:42 |
John was secretly jealous at Roger for being able to fart and poured himself another bowl of grapenuts. |
| blerp 08.04.2006 19:07 |
After John finished his bowl, he thought he could feel the beginnings of an actual bowel movement. Excited, he walked to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. The feeling went away, and he felt completely in despair. |
| Sergei. 08.04.2006 19:12 |
"Why so down, John dear?" Freddie inquired as John desolately slid onto the sofa and began to sulk. "Well, I just ate about 10 bowls of Grape Nuts and I tried to have a movement..." John was now on the verge of crying...."But only FARTED." |
| blerp 08.04.2006 19:22 |
"Eww, you farted?" said Freddie, sliding down the couch a little. "I'm getting away from you!" "Immature!" John said loudly after Freddie as he skipped away. John was probably in the worst mood ever, and no one was making it better. Back to Brian and Roger. Roger kneeled by Brian's side, calling his name and trying to wake him up. Brian finally opened his eyes. "Where...Where am I?" he muttered. "Who...Who am I? Who...Who are you?" "Erm...I'm Roger, your friend." "Where are my clothes?" "You're wearing them right now." |
| Sergei. 08.04.2006 19:28 |
"Brian, I'm very sorry for knocking you out," Roger began, and paused to nibble on a fingernail. "I don't like having attention drawn to me when I, umm...pass gas." Brian's eyes widened. He was obviously fully conscious now. "You FARTED! Oh, yeah! Now I remember!" Brian leapt on his feet as if the floor had been spring loaded and bounded out of the room, chanting, "Roger FARTED! Roger FARTED!!!" And whooped with laughter. |
| blerp 08.04.2006 19:51 |
Freddie and Brian collided headlong and paused. "What is all this talk about flatulence?" asked Freddie. "I dunno...But it sure is smelly business." |
| blerp 08.04.2006 19:51 |
"Mine did NOT smell!!" yelled Roger from his room. |
| Sergei. 08.04.2006 19:59 |
"Oh, Rog, dear, don't be ashamed; I'm sure your farts smell delightful!" Freddie quipped playfully, and merrily pranced into Roger's room and tackled him at the knees. "Freddie, stop-I don't think I'm quite over-" Roger was interrupted when he ripped a giant fart that rumbled within the floorboards. "That," he finished shyly, blushing DayGlo red. Freddie grimaced and backed out of the room as if Roger had been extraterrestrial. |
| Carol! the Musical 08.04.2006 20:20 |
Roger hung his head in sheer embarrasment while he watched Brian stomp his feet, chanting "We will, we will, fart you!" "That's not even funny, you idiot!", Roger shouted. "Yes it iiiis!!" Brian retorted, giggling away. |
| Just You and Me 08.04.2006 20:28 |
While all of this was going on, John was on the ledge of the roof. He didn't know wether or not he wanted to jump. Sure he had his family...but anyone who had to deal with those three men would understand... |
| Suigi 08.04.2006 20:45 |
"AAAAAAH THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!!" Freddie shouted at the top of his lungs, smile plastered on his face. "Where's my bloody gas mask?!" |
| Sergei. 08.04.2006 20:55 |
"Here," Roger picked up the black thong sitting on the kitchen floor and thrust it in Freddie's face. "Eew," Freddie peeled the thong off of his face and examined it with disdain. "Whose is this?" "Whoever was with you last night," Roger picked up the box of grape nuts and read the nutrition label, wondering why John ate the stuff. "A girl or boy?" Freddie pressed, still looking over the object that daintily suspended from his fingers. "I dunno," Roger reached in the box and pulled out a grape nut. He grinned and threw it at Freddie. "HEY, JOHN! GET OFF OF THAT ROOF!" Brian's wretched screaming so rudely shattered their playful moment. |
| blerp 08.04.2006 21:04 |
"NO!" cried John, whipping his fists everywhere. "YOU LOT DO NOT, AND I MEAN, DO NOT, GET MY CONSTIPATION TROUBLES!" he began sobbing hysterically. "What is constipation?" asked Brian quietly to himself. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a small dictionary. |
| KillerQueen840 08.04.2006 21:53 |
"Ohhh, that's what it is." Freddie inquired, "What Brian?" "Nothing." Brian shouted up to John, "Hey Deacy! I got some laxatives! Why didn't you just say something before?" John began to feel a bit hopeful. He turned around to climb off the roof, but as he was climbing down the side of the house, a shingle slipped and fell off. Before he could do anything, John was hanging from the side of the roof with one hand. He shouted, "HELLLP!" Brian, Roger, and Freddie ran beneath him. |
| Sergei. 09.04.2006 09:31 |
"John, do not be afraid, just put your foot on the window sill below you and we'll go in and open that window!" Brian shouted. "Oh, I don't know," John farted with anxiety and again, briefly considered letting go. |
| Carol! the Musical 09.04.2006 16:20 |
As Deaky tried to feel around for the windowsill with his foot, a swarm of bees came flying his direction. "Aaaaahh!", he screamed at the top of his lungs. He let go and went falling down. Luckily, Freddie had already opened the window, and Deaky happend to land inside. However, he happened to land in Brian's exotic fish aquarium. |
| Just You and Me 09.04.2006 18:22 |
As the blow fish began to expand, Freddie got an idea for a song and the three dry band members rushed to the recording studio in the basement. |
| Carol! the Musical 09.04.2006 21:41 |
As the three were singing in high pitch, Deaky got electrocuted by an eel. |
| PlanetMercury15 10.04.2006 08:46 |
After 6 minutes of recording and rehearsing (and yes I mean recording then rehearsing) the three Queen members hear John screaming like he is underwater (they cant see that he is getting electrocuted by the eel in the aquarium). Freddie says, What is he having troubles drinking water through a straw again? They all run to the aquarium and get Deaky out. He is unconscious and needs to rest for a while (will wake up later) and Brian Freddie and Roger dont want to leave him alone so they drag his body with them into a Chinese restaurant. |
| Poo, again 10.04.2006 08:54 |
While at the Chinese restaurant a waiter attacks Roger for bringing John, since 'no pets are allowed'... :S |
| Sergei. 10.04.2006 09:28 |
"What the bloody hell are you doing?" Roger flailed his arms and legs about wildly as the physco matre' de (spelling...) pinned him to the ground and bit his nose. "You are insane!" He scrunched up his face and spat out a mouthful of the man's gray hair. Pretty soon a brawl was going on between Roger and the Chinese kitchen staff. It all ended, however, when Freddie came to the rescue and dropped a giant platter of sea slugs on the maitre' de's (spelling) head. |
| PlanetMercury15 10.04.2006 13:47 |
Seeing Freddie's victory, Deaky finally came out of his electric shock and began to perform the stomping We Will Rock You chant on the table in the Chinese restaurant. Brian soon joined him and began to sing we will WE WILL WE WILL FART YOU! (again) Annoyed at this, Roger ran into the restaurant's bathroom to cry his eyes out and blow his nose. |
| PlanetMercury15 10.04.2006 13:49 |
Also as John and Brian performed, Freddie began to dance. |
| Sergei. 10.04.2006 17:09 |
But was so rudely interrupted when someone hurled a pickled snake into the air and ordered him to sit his drunken ass down. |
| Poo, again 10.04.2006 17:45 |
Then David Hasselhoff joined the party, wearing nothing but a single green glove. |
| Sergei. 10.04.2006 17:49 |
Which he removed and began to attempt to smother Freddie with. |
| Poo, again 10.04.2006 17:58 |
John came to the rescue and started beating Hasselhoff up with a... pokémon. "Go, Pikachu!" |
| deleted user 10.04.2006 17:59 |
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| Poo, again 10.04.2006 18:01 |
Worried as his friends were, they came along. And so did the horrible pokémon Pikachu which caused Freddie to collapse. Soon the yellow little bastard snuck up behind Roger, only to... |
| Sergei. 10.04.2006 18:03 |
..Rip off the baggy, vomit pink sari he was wearing which he was commando underneath and unfortunately inflicted more pain and embarrassment to our beloved Roger. |
| PlanetMercury15 11.04.2006 10:00 |
After battling all the crazy enemies, etc. Brian and John dragged the unconscious Freddie and the deeply upset Roger back to their house. (mansion) |
| PlanetMercury15 11.04.2006 10:00 |
After battling all the crazy enemies, etc. Brian and John dragged the unconscious Freddie and the deeply upset Roger back to their house. (mansion) |
| PlanetMercury15 11.04.2006 10:01 |
After battling all the crazy enemies, etc. Brian and John dragged the unconscious Freddie and the deeply upset Roger back to their house. (mansion) |
| PlanetMercury15 11.04.2006 10:02 |
sorry about that lol |
| Poo, again 11.04.2006 10:59 |
Then they just sat around til the break of dawn, when they decided to go out for a picknick in the forest. But what they did not know, is that the forest would echo with the laughter of.... David Hasselhoff! |
| PlanetMercury15 12.04.2006 00:22 |
At the sound of David Hasselhoff, Freddie immediately jumped and screamed WE MUST PREPARE FOR BATTLE! and began to do pushups. Brian got on the table and began to sing WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Deaky wanted to get back on the roof again and Roger looked in the fridge for some "weapons and ammo". like cheese and beer/wine/mixed drinks |
| PlanetMercury15 12.04.2006 00:25 |
Deaky also began to scream I WANT MY PIKACHU!!! and David Hasselhoff no steal me valentines....no me valentines.......and Brian began to hide his Hello Kitty valentines still acting anti-war and demanding world peace at once and no smoking allowed while Freddie got himself his favorite vodka and began working on his Jane Fonda work out tape and then switched over to Taebo to learn punches |
| PlanetMercury15 12.04.2006 00:26 |
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| Poo, again 12.04.2006 08:54 |
David Hasselhoff arrives, wearing nothing but a smile. He picked up a broom and (with a perverted look, of course) he attacked the innocent Freddie who screamed: - Help, I'm being chased by the odd schoolmaster again! Hasselhoff then stopped chasing Freddie, and instead turned to make love to the fridge in which Roger was looking for refreshing drinks... |
| PlanetMercury15 15.04.2006 09:59 |
All of a sudden, John jumped through the kitchen window attacking David Hasselhoff. Then Roger came in and sprayed David Hasselhoff with Freddie's hair spray - THAT'S MY HAIR SPRAY Freddie exclaimed and began to hit Roger on the head with a Coke bottle, then hit David Hasselhoff with a broom. Brian came in and did the We Will Rock You stomp on his toes. David Hasselhoff eventually ran away. After this Brian got a bright idea - HOME SECURITY! They secured their house for good and Freddie lived happily ever after with his Jane Fonda tapes, Taebo, vodka, piano and bathtub for 2. |
| FreMe 27.05.2006 12:24 |
*Poof* Freddie wakes up with thongs in his hair, to the sound of farting, Still too confused after the odd dream, to discover the broom.. very close to him.. Sorry.. I just could´nt let this wonderfull thread go XD.. |
| mayniac316 27.05.2006 13:02 |
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| mayniac316 27.05.2006 13:05 |
But while trying to promote world peace and hide his Hello Kitty valentines- DAMN! He drops them all over the floor. At the sound of Brian's Hello Kitty valentines hitting the floor, David Hasselhoff turns to Brian and runs toward him, still wearing only his creepy smile. Brian begins to shriek like a girl and tries despartately to escape David Hasselhoff. |
| FreMe 27.05.2006 16:49 |
Freddie comes to the rescue.. " This is for the broom thing, you %¤#%#!!!" Brian watches as the two men fight, and starts stomping the ground. "HE wil, He will, beat ya..!" In the end Roger gets tired of this whole mess, and shoots David Hasslehof... |
| mayniac316 27.05.2006 17:44 |
The moment Roger pulled out the gun, Brian began shrieking like a girl again, as he has a deep fear of guns, and ran away to hide. David Hasselhoff then falls to the floor dead, and the blood begins to pool around him. "Good ridance, ya bastard," Roger said as he put the gun away. "Oh, what an awful mess!" exclaimed Freddie. Without the infinite wisdom of Brian, the three decide the best thing to do is burry the body of David Hasselhoff in their front yard, because they don't want to ruin Brian's flower garden in the backyard... |
| mayniac316 27.05.2006 23:47 |
link Aw, sorry guys... it came out too small :( |
| Queen_Rox 27.05.2006 23:50 |
mayniac316 wrote: link Aw, sorry guys... it came out too small :(It's okay, I like it! |
| mayniac316 27.05.2006 23:52 |
^ Thanks :) I like the "KEEP OUT - LUV, B." sign. |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 04:38 |
After all trhis mess, Freddie, Brian and Roger is feeling a little dirty (and bad). They decide to take a shover, and walks in to the hous, Brian secretly humming "We will, we will, wasch you..) But when they reach the bathroom, an awfull smell hits them. "Mayby I should have told John, to go easy with the shit-meds.." says Brian. Freddie is allready fainting, and Roger is too weak to catch him... (sorry about the word "shit-meds.. Dont know the English word XD) |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 10:40 |
With no one to catch Freddie, he falls and hits his head on the toilet. He's not badly hurt, but they need to take him to the hospital for stitches. The three try to decide who should drive the car. John doesn't know what any of the signs mean, Brian drives too slow, and Roger drives too fast and recklessly. Finally, they decide that... |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 10:48 |
... It would be best to call for Mary. She is still in a towel (she was, fortunately for her, able to take a non-smelling bath), wich she drops in pure shock, of the sight, of her lover. Much to her own regret, the wind cathes the towel, and it lands in a river nearby... |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 11:11 |
Roger's eyes become the size of saucers, as he has never seen a woman completey nude before and continues to stare. John screams and hides his eyes, and Brian runs into her house to fetch her a towel, all the while keeping his hands over his eyes and repeating "I'm so sorry!" over and over again. |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 11:32 |
Mary yeles to Brian, that there is no time for that, as long as Freddie is bleeding. She orders everyone into the car, and starts driving.. Roger insisted to sit next to her, and has not closed his eyes yet.. |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 11:46 |
...and continues to stare. John gets into the back seat of the car with Freddie, stroking his head and telling him everything is going to be alright. They drive off without Brian, who still has his hands over his eyes and is still trying to get out of Mary's house. He runs into many walls and tables and things, but still thinks it's unsafe to uncover his eyes. |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 11:58 |
In the car, Freddie is getting consious again, and Roger doesent know that.. "You know Mary.." says Roger "I really think, that you´ve got great tits!" Mary raises eyebrows, and continues to drive. Freddie is getting more consious, at Rogers words.. He wants to attack him, but pretends still to be asleep, cous he dont wanna hit Mary. Roger keeps up with similar comments... |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 12:37 |
...and John is looking out the window, still stroking Freddie's head and saying, "It's going to be alright, Freddie." Meanwhile, Roger still has not let up with the comments, and says "You know Mary, if Freddie doesn't come out of this whole mess alive..." Freddie has had enough. He begins to make his plan of attack. Meanwhile back at Mary's house, Brian has stopped running around like a nut case, and upon not hearing anymore voices, he decides to slowly uncover his eyes. "They left without me!" he whines. All that running around made him very sweaty, and he decides to have a bath upstairs. "Mary won't mind," he thinks to himself. So he procedes to bathe, taking advantage of all the nice ladies' hair products to give his hair even more volume and shine. Since his clothes are dirty and smelly, he decides the best thing to do is rumage through Mary's things to find something to wear. "She won't mind," he thinks to himself again. He finally picks out an outfit which consists of... |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 13:00 |
A very smll pair of tennis-shorts, and one of Marys tanktops.. He was thrilled about how much air, the shorts gave his privat parts, and got in the moode to find some socks ;). Meanwile, Freddie, John, Roger, and Mary arriwes at the hospital. as sson as Roger is out of the cr, Freddie attacks.. |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 13:24 |
He jumps on Rogers chest and beats him with his fists (like the bully scene in "A Christmas Story). "Why you no-good, dirty, rotten #@!$%!!!" By now, his boo-boo had scabbed over, and he is no longer the one needing hospital attention. After Freddie finishes and feels that he has gotten justice, he decides to leave Roger in the hospital parking lot and to drive everybody else back to the Queen mansion for some tea and scones. Meanwhile, Brian has found a lovely pair of pink flowered socks that go very well with his new tennis shorts. "I think I look right nice!" he says. He thinks his old shoes clash with his new outfit, so he decides to squeeze his feet into a pair of purple sandals he found at the bottom of Mary's closet. Just as he finished putting on the sandals, he found heaven on earth in the corner of Mary's room. "OH MY GOD!!" he squealed. In the corner of the room was the biggest collection of Hello Kitty merchandise he had ever seen... |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 14:07 |
As he is about to throw himself over the little paradise, he hears a loud roar in the corner of the room. He turns around to find Brian in a very intimate situatin, with a pink Hello Kitty sock.. "You too, you dirty bastard????!!!" |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 14:17 |
FreMe wrote: As he is about to throw himself over the little paradise, he hears a loud roar in the corner of the room. He turns around to find Brian in a very intimate situatin, with a pink Hello Kitty sock.. "You too, you dirty bastard????!!!"Who turns around to find Brian in an intimate situation? I'm confused... :p |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 14:24 |
mayniac316 wrote:Freddie... Were he not in Marys room? :/FreMe wrote: As he is about to throw himself over the little paradise, he hears a loud roar in the corner of the room. He turns around to find Brian in a very intimate situatin, with a pink Hello Kitty sock.. "You too, you dirty bastard????!!!"Who turns around to find Brian in an intimate situation? I'm confused... :p |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 14:47 |
Oh... I sent Freddie, Mary, and John back to the mansion where the Queen members live. Brian is still alone in Mary's house and Roger is lying unconcious in the hospital parking lot. |
| FreMe 28.05.2006 14:54 |
Oh sorry XD... Freddie is drooling at the sight f the Hello Kitty things, and is about to Ravage them, when he heres a scream from downstairs.. |
| mayniac316 28.05.2006 15:28 |
Brian decides to ignore the scream from downstairs, as he is enjoying himself way too much with his Hello Kitty things. A few hours pass, and Brian grows tired of Hello Kitty. The tennis shorts are becoming quite uncomfortable without anything underneath, so he decides to go nude since he is all alone. He selects a rather large Hello Kitty stuffed animal, and cuddles it as he falls asleep on the floor. In the parking lot, Roger is still quite unconcious. Back at the Queen mansion, Freddie, Mary, and John have finished their tea and scones. John is still quite constipated even after all the laxatives, and decides to spend the rest of the evening in the bathroom with his Grapenuts. Mary and Freddie... |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 04:30 |
...Is now getting a little tired of John, and so they ask him to go and look for Roger.. John does feel like a third wheel, so he leaves instantly, hardly complaining.. Freddie and Mary is now all alone. They think... |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 04:36 |
Did it work? |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 04:37 |
<font color=blue>FreMe wrote: Did it work?Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh... Im blue dabbahdeedabbadih deedabbahdeedabbadih.. |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 10:44 |
^ LOL!! The message boards are so colorful now :) ...They think that now would be a good time to get some housework done. So Freddie and Mary don French maid outfits (to make the work more "fun") and get to dusting, vaccuming, and polishing the many silver pieces around the mansion. John has finally made it to the hospital parking lot where they last saw Roger. But not without difficulties. As stated previously, he is not the best of drivers. Along the way, he ran 12 redlights, 23 stop signs, failed to yield 8 times, recieved 2 tickets, drove on the sidewalk for a total of 5.6 miles, and hit exactly 11 pedestrians and a poodle. He scours the parking lot, looking everywhere for the blonde, blue-eyed, potty-mouthed drummer, but he is nowhere to be seen. Meanwhile back at Mary's house, Brian has awakened from his little nap in the nude and decides to... |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 11:17 |
<font color=FFFOO>FreMe wrote:Now Im yellow.. whats gonna be next ? :p..<font color=blue>FreMe wrote: Did it work?Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh... Im blue dabbahdeedabbadih deedabbahdeedabbadih.. .. Back at Marys house, Brian decides to go home.. He feels so lonely, and wants Freddie to stroke his big hair telling him, that he´s very much needed. But when he tries to open the door, He finds out.. |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 12:22 |
That he is at the wrong house. The elderly woman that was at the door fainted at the sight of his nudity, as Brian was in such a hurry to get home that he had forgotten to dress himself. He apologized to the old woman on the floor, and went to the next house. Which, much to his delight, was the Queen mansion... or so he thought... if he had read the name on the mailbox, he would've noticed that this was the mansion of "D. Hasselhoff." He goes inside and... |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 12:41 |
...Closes the door behind him. Inside the house, its very dark, ad he cant cant find a contakt anywher.. He knows that the Queenmansion has some candels in the cithen, and he has walked through the house in darkness so many times, that it amazez (and worries) him, that he bumps in to everything. Finally he realisesthat somethings wrong, and yells " HelooARGHMKH...".. Back in the real Queenmansion, Feddies and Marys lovemaking is disturbed by a phonecall, from.. well Brian´s unavaliable.. |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 14:13 |
From Brian's Mum. "Uh, no Mrs. May he's not here." Freddie has always been disgusted by Brian's "goody-two(too, to?)-shoes" attitude, and tries to come up with something to get Brian in trouble. "He's at the strip club!" he quips. "Yes, Mrs. May that's right. At the strip club. No, I don't know which one. He's been hitting every one in London these past couple weeks. It's become a sort of hobby of his. Yes, I'll tell him you called. Good-bye, Mrs. May!" After he hangs up the phone, he realizes that he hasn't seen Brian since they were all in the bathroom that morning. "We'd better go look for him, Mary. He doesn't like it when he's left alone too long." Meanwhile, John is still looking for Roger, but this time he decides to look in the hospital. He asks everyone if they've seen a young woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. However, Roger is nowhere near the hospital. At around 7:38 pm, he gained conciousness, and... |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 14:27 |
... And is bloody hungry. But he does´nt wanna go home to Freddie, and he thinks its better to stay away from Marys home. He decides to go for Daviv Hasselhoffs, because HE knows that he lived nearby. What could happen he thinks..? Menawhile, the phone in the Queen mansion is ringing again. This time interupting something REALLY good, so Freddie is getting quite pissed off. He takes the phone, but before he gets to say anything, He can hear Brians voice.. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!! SAVE ME FREDDIE!!" Freddie is used to that kind od calls from Brian, but then David Hasselhoff starts talking... |
| mayniac316 29.05.2006 15:32 |
"If you ever want to see Brian again, you'll have to take me out on a dinner date." Freddie is in shock. "Didn't we put a bullet in his head and burry him in the front yard?" he thought. "Could you hold on a sec, David?" "Sure, Freddie." He sets the phone down and goes outside to check the grave. Brian can be heard over the phone... "Save me, save me, SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Mary has had enough. This has been the worst night of her life. She decides to go home and gets into her car and drives off. She speeds down the road, and in doing so, she hits a pedestrian. She gets out of the car and is suprised to see that it's... |
| Sergei. 29.05.2006 15:44 |
….a huge, mutated duck with one eye and a pierced nipple. |
| Poo, again 29.05.2006 15:49 |
The duck suddenly attacked Mary, who delivered a roundhouse kick to the face of the crazed duck. Then she heard a noise behind her... it was David Hasselhoff! He had returned from the dead to hunt down his killers... |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 15:51 |
Mary rubbes her eyes one more time.. no, it was just Roger.. " What the hell are you doing here..?" Meanvile Freddie is back on the phone (he had to finnish somthing up, so he could focus properly). "Allright, I´ll go out with you.. but let me speak to Brian first..!" Brian gets on the phone.. Freddie recognises his sobbing. "Brianpoos, what did the evil man do to you???" "Oh Freddie *sob* its horrible *snif*.. I cant move.. everything is dark *very big combination of a snif and a sob*.. PLEASE HURRY UP AND SAVE ME!!"... |
| Sergei. 29.05.2006 15:55 |
Freddie suddenly heard the same yelling coming from the foyer bathroom. Bursting through the little white washed door, he found John, sitting on the toilet. He had tried to hard to take a massive that a vessel exploded in his…. |
| FreMe 29.05.2006 16:03 |
"Oh, its just John.. He can save himself.. Now I needn to find Brian.. the poor poos is probably very uncomfortable..." He splashes on some aftershave, and rushes to the resturant he planned to meet David Hasselhoff in. "A quick dinner you dead freak, and then you´ll give me, my Brian back!!" |
| FreMe 30.05.2006 06:47 |
... And go ack to your grave you f****** corpse!" |
| PlanetMercury15 30.05.2006 16:07 |
someone make more story !!!!!!!! now!!!!! ! lol |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 07:24 |
Well, I cant do all of it :p... someone, help |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 10:13 |
Yeah, come on people of Queenzone!! Let's get some new people on this thread. |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 11:46 |
Okay, I may be an okay writer, but I'll try my best to come up with the next part of the story and then I'll add it a little later. |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 13:51 |
Well do it quick, ´cous this thread is duying :/ |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 14:13 |
Okay, how was Brian kidnapped in the story? Is the place where he's held not only dark, but cold? If it is, I've got an idea for the next part. |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 14:19 |
No, we allready know taht.. Brian was walking around naked inDavids house (thinking it was the Queen mansion), and then Freddie gets the phonecall, about Brians kidnapping.. You need to tell us what Davdid has done to Brian, and how David and Freddies date work out..:) It could be the classic: Brian´s in Davids house, tied to a chair, with a Hello Kitty sock in his mouth (kind´a like that thought xD), and Freddie secretly falls in love With David.. Or, you could get way more original ;D |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 14:35 |
Queen_Rox wrote: Okay, how was Brian kidnapped in the story? Is the place where he's held not only dark, but cold? If it is, I've got an idea for the next part.Oh, sorry, I didnt read it all.. You can decide, if its cold or extremely hot inthere ;) |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 14:58 |
Okay, thanks. |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 16:03 |
Okay, FreMe, I'm gonna use your "classic" idea, so here goes: Meanwhile back at David Hasselhoff's mansion, Brian was held captive as he was tied up to a chair with a "Hello Kitty" sock stuffed in his mouth. David Hasselhoff was in the same room with Brian, guarding the door to prevent him from escaping. With an angry look on his face, Brian began to struggle to break the rope free from him, but even with a full force the rope was much stronger than he was. Finding this amusing, David Hasselhoff let out an evil laugh. "You'll never escape me, Brian May!" he said in a wicked tone. "Your friends will never find you now!" "Mppphh, mpppphhh!" Brian's voice muffled angrily. Hasselhoff turned irate after what he heard. "What did you say?" he snapped, taking the sock out of Brian's mouth to understand him. Brian spat out the revolting taste. "You won't get away with this, Hasselhoff! My friends will find me no matter what you say, and if you think--" before Brian could say more, the sock was stuff back in his mouth. "HA-HA! I already have, May! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to meet your beloved Freddie Mercury for a dinner date!" Hasselhoff said as he walked out of the room to leave his house. "Oh, no!" Brian thought to himself. The thought of Freddie having dinner with Hasselhoff is disgusting to him! I hope this turned out well. If it does, I'm gonna come up with something for David & Freddie's date. If not, I'm not ready to back down yet! |
| PlanetMercury15 31.05.2006 16:09 |
good going dear |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 16:14 |
Thanks, PlanetMercury15. |
| Sergei. 31.05.2006 17:19 |
"What do you want?" Freddie griped to Hasselhoff as he sat in a Hot, stuffy Italian restaurant with operators that possessed a similar attitude. His butt kept on sticking to the cheap vinyl seats, so he was constantly rocking back and forth, switching his position from cheek to cheek. "I'll eat you," Hasselhoff returned with a sly smile. "You are disgusting," Freddie scorned Hasselhoff, who was sitting in his chair bucked naked with his feet on the table, farting quite a lot from the refried beans appetizer he ate and therefore causing the air around him to start stinking like hell, not to mention probably driving away quite a few customers since they were sitting in the front window that faced the passerbys on the outside street |
| Sergei. 31.05.2006 17:20 |
wow, that was a long sentence. sorry about that. |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 17:22 |
Uh, nevermind! Thanks, Cookies! That's even better than what I would come up with! |
| A Pretentious Fart 31.05.2006 18:29 |
anyone gonna keep this thread going? |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 18:36 |
Of course! Brian has to be rescued! I can't just stand by while my man is being held captive by that evil Hasselhoff! |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 18:50 |
"BLECH!" Freddie cried in disgust as he held his nose and fan the smell away from him. "You are the worst date I had! Now that it hasn't gone well, I'm leaving to rescue Brian!" As he takes a turn for the door, Hasselhoff stopped him. "You'll never escape me!" he screamed. "You, your precious Brian, and your beloved friends will never put me back in my grave!" Freddie looked at Hasselhoff with shock and anger, but he looked as though he has a plan to take him down. "You wanna bet, you dead freak?" asked Freddie, "Then let's box!" "HA! You think you know how?" asked Hasselhoff. "Sure, I was a very strong boxer in India when I was a teenager," said Freddie. "So, what are you waiting for? Put up your dukes 'cause I'm gonna take you down!" |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 19:10 |
I'm gonna try to write a boxing match between Freddie and Hasselhoff. I need to read about boxing because I have no idea how boxers would fight, except they'd get in position with their fists clenched as they get prepared to fight. I also know that they'd punch the crap out of each other until the fighter or opponent is knocked out. |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 20:18 |
Queen_Rox you are an awesome writer!! :D |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 21:03 |
Thanks, mayniac316, so are you! In fact, you are up there with LadyMercury! Except, I'm gonna need your help writing the boxing scene between Freddie & Hasselhoff. Would you write one part and I can try to finish the rest of the scene, and I can finish this Queen trilogy with Freddie, Mary, John, and Roger rescuing Brian and throwing Hasselhoff back in his grave. |
| Carol! the Musical 31.05.2006 21:12 |
Did anyone say booooxing? XD link Let's add him to the story! XD |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 21:19 |
I said it, I came up with it while writing, since Freddie was a very strong teenage boxer at a school in India. Okay, I'll try to add Billy Joel to the story, but I'm gonna need some help, please. |
| Carol! the Musical 31.05.2006 21:32 |
I'll be glad to help, darling! :D Hmmm... well, Billy used to be a boxer in his youth, so maybe he'll be Freddie's backup or something. :P |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 21:36 |
Yeah, Billy did learn to box as self-defense against the school bullies in Knoxville. Great idea, Chinesedog Torture! Thanks! |
| Carol! the Musical 31.05.2006 21:54 |
No prob :) |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 22:05 |
Billy could be in Freddie's corner like Mick (Rocky movies). And they are in an Italian Restaraunt so we simply MUST add Billy! Yes, I'll come up with part of the story... and I'm flattered that you think I'm up there with LadyMercury :D Thanks a bunch! |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 22:07 |
You're welcome:-) |
| mayniac316 31.05.2006 22:33 |
..."Sure, I was a very strong boxer in India when I was a teenager," said Freddie, "So, what are you waiting for? Put up your dukes 'cause I'm gonna take you down!" Hasselhoff stared back at the fervent Mercury. "I don't think so, little man." In the middle of the Italian restaraunt, the floor opened up with a great blue mist all around, and out of it arose a boxing ring. Freddie stripped down to his heart-covered boxer shorts, and Hasselhoff remained nude. Just as Freddie was climbing up to his corner, he heard a familiar voice behind him. "Psst! Hey Freddie!" Freddie looked down to see his old friend, Billy Joel! "Oh hey Piano Man! How have you been?" "Oh, I'm great Freddie. I just finished writing this great song. But I came here to lend you my lucky boxing gloves." "Lucky boxing gloves?" "Freddie, these boxing gloves belonged to the great Rocky Marciano. He never lost a match and remained undefeated. You're sure to win with these." "Wow! Thanks!" "You're welcome Freddie. I'll be sitting right here cheering you on." Freddie now felt more confident than ever. He looked at Hasselhoff the way a tiger looks at an antelope before a kill. The bell rang and... |
| Queen_Rox 31.05.2006 22:50 |
Awesome, mayniac! |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 03:00 |
Dahm, Im so glad you joined Queen_rox :D.. You and maniac are so awsome :D! |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 03:02 |
Thanks, FreMe. |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 03:08 |
The fight is about to begin, and everyone is in the mood. But then Hasselhoff start to yell, for people to be quit: HEY YOU UGLY PEOPLE.. SHUT UP!!".. The crowd does, and Hasselhoff turns to the now slightly uncomfortable Freddie. "Let me just get a few things straight.. If YOU win, I´ll release Brian.. But if I win, you´ll come with me, and be my slave.." nasty smile "FOREVER!" Freddie gulps.. "S-sure.. Just.. Let´s get this over, okay???" Freddie is now very insecure, and Hasselhoff is totally awere of that. He does´ny understand, why his confidence has left him so sudden, and quickly.. |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 03:29 |
Prepared to fight, Freddie & Hasselhoff were finally in their "push off" position. "You're going down," hissed the uncomfortable Freddie. "No, you're going down," growled the "invincble" Hasselhoff. The two fighters were still in the "push off" position until Hasselhoff threw a jab in Freddie's torso causing him to land on the ropes and eliciting a burst of loud boos from the crowd. "C'mon, Freddie, don't let him win!" one fan cheered as the rest join in to bring encouragement to the minorly injured Freddie. Hearing the crowd's words, he realized that he didn't want to let them down. Freddie jumped back on his feet again as he made his move to continue the fight. "Aw, what's the matter, Mercury? Did the jab punch hurt your tummy," teased Hasselhoff. Freddie heard the crowd's encouragement again, including Billy. "You can do it, Freddie! We're keepin' the faith in you," Billy yelled from the side where Freddie stood in the corner before the fight. "That's it! No more Mr. Uncomfortable Guy!" Freddie thought as he suddenly fumed and spoke up angrily. "Not as much as you're gonna be by the end of this three-minute round," he retorted. Hasselhoff's evil grin faded as he gulped with fear of the now secure & confident Freddie. He was now aware that Freddie's insecurities disappeared because he gained confidence again with the aid of Billy and the crowd. Freddie aimed a hook in Hasselhoff's ribs, and a jab in the jaw causing him to fall and eliciting a burst of loud cheers from the crowd. "SHUT UP!" Hasselhoff shouted, but the crowd didn't pay attention. "All right, Freddie!" cheered Billy. "Who's Mr. Uncomfortable Guy, now, numskull," teaseed Freddie, but Hasselhoff jumped back on his feet as the fight continues... |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 05:19 |
Freddies self esteem is back, and Hasselhoff gets one uppercut, after the other.. Finally, it seems like Freddie has given Hasselhoff a nockout. The judge is counting, and Freddie is walking around, roaring, smiling.. Very happy. But then, Freddie forgets the golden rule, he learned in India. You never won, until the count has reached 10.. David´s up, and gives Freddie a massive serie of hits in the belly, and chin.. Freddie bites the dust.. God hell, I suck :p |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 05:19 |
Freddies self esteem is back, and Hasselhoff gets one uppercut, after the other.. Finally, it seems like Freddie has given Hasselhoff a nockout. The judge is counting, and Freddie is walking around, roaring, smiling.. Very happy. But then, Freddie forgets the golden rule, he learned in India. You never won, until the count has reached 10.. David´s up, and gives Freddie a massive serie of hits in the belly, and chin.. Freddie bites the dust.. God hell, I suck :p |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 05:19 |
Freddies self esteem is back, and Hasselhoff gets one uppercut, after the other.. Finally, it seems like Freddie has given Hasselhoff a nockout. The judge is counting, and Freddie is walking around, roaring, smiling.. Very happy. But then, Freddie forgets the golden rule, he learned in India. You never won, until the count has reached 10.. David´s up, and gives Freddie a massive serie of hits in the belly, and chin.. Freddie bites the dust.. God hell, I suck :p |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 10:55 |
What the hell is going on with Queenzone today ??? :P |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 11:06 |
Technical difficulty, it happened to me last night. So be careful not to triple post. Just return to the thread to check for your post, okay? That's what I did. By the way, you don't suck, that part is soo awesome! |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 11:13 |
Queen_Rox wrote: Technical difficulty, it happened to me last night. So be careful not to triple post. Just return to the thread to check for your post, okay? That's what I did. By the way, you don't suck, that part is soo awesome!Thanks, thats nice to here :).. It would just be better, I think, if I could find my danish-english dictionary though XD.. But hurry up with an add.. I really love yours :D |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 11:19 |
"Giving up?" Hasselhoff teasingly asked the injured Freddie, whom couldn't get back up to fight. "NEVER!" screamed Freddie. There was a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd and Billy was becoming concerned. "I've gotta do something' to help Freddie," Billy said to himself. Then he had an idea... "Say your prayers, chump," Hasselhoff growled. "One...two...three..." the referee began to count, but was cut off when he saw Billy climbing into the ring. He snuck up behind Hasselhoff, tapped him on the shoulder, and just as Hasselhoff turned around he recieved a blow to the nose eliciting an explosion of cheers from the crowd. "Piano Man! What are you doing here?" asked Freddie in surprise. "I came to help you win this fight," Billy explained. "I demand you to leave the ring, piano boy, this fight is between me and Freddie and you're breaking it," Hasselhoff screamed. His face is turning red like the blood from his nose. "You never said a friend could help Freddie," said Billy playfully. "HA! You think you're gonna take me down?" "Yes, I took boxing as a teen as self-defense against the school bullies," Billy explained angrily. "Tecnically, you're the school bully harrassing Freddie, his three friends, and his girlfriend. So, now it's my turn to take you down!" |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 11:28 |
Its John. "Well, well, well... If it is´nt our dead, smelling, psyko-corpse?" John moves closer. Billy had called John, who had been crying out in his mansion about his farting problems. Billy had left when the smell had been to tough, and John had remained. Freddie was about to aske where the ywo knew eachother from but shuts up.. his too exited. "You know I have an offer for you.. You have a little battle with me. If I win, you let Brian and Freddie go, and go back to your grave. But if I win, Ypu´ll get me as well.." Both Freddie and David, is getting a Deja vu.. |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 11:30 |
Oh no, the last sentence was hidden by the screen edge D:.. Really rorry, go on from Queen_Rocks.. :/ |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 11:44 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Oh no, the last sentence was hidden by the screen edge D:.. Really rorry, go on from Queen_Rocks.. :/Yikes! I can see that! |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 11:52 |
Oh, well, let's continue... |
| Carol! the Musical 01.06.2006 11:54 |
"Thanks so much, Billy...", Freddie groans from the corner of the ring. "I really owe you one..." "No problem. That's what friends do!", replies Billy. Suddenly, Hasselhoff punches Billy hard in the face, causing his mouth to bleed. With a smirk on his face, Hasselhoff says, "You don't stand a chance against me, pretty boy!" Billy's face turns red, and he stares deep into his opponent's eyes. "You'll wish you were never born after I'm done with you.", he growls. |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 11:55 |
Billy threw a jab at Hasselhoff's stomach and then a hook at his jaw eliciting more cheers from the crowd. "Yikes! He's good," Freddie exclaimed. But Hasselhoff was back on his feet. "NOW I'M REALLY MAD!" he screamed, which elicited loud boos from the crowd. "SHUT UP!" The crowd didn't obey as he commanded. "Oh, yeah you'd better be mad 'cause I am," shouted Billy. "Take him down," cried one fan. "Go Billy!" cried another fan. The rest of the fans began to join in the encouragement they're giving to Billy. Then, Billy turns to Freddie. "How are you feeling, buddy?" asked the concerned Billy. "I may still be hurt, mate, but I've got a plan that will help both of us take Hasselhoff out of the ring." Freddie said. "Yeah, what's that?" asked Billy. Freddie leaned up to Billy's ear and whispered the idea that he just cooked up. "Great idea!" |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 12:57 |
Well, I think we're on a roll! |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 16:41 |
Queen_Rox wrote: Well, I think we're on a roll!On a roll? What does that mean?:) Btw, we should check up on Roger, Mary and John soon :/.. Good written you two :D |
| Carol! the Musical 01.06.2006 17:23 |
Back on the ring, Hasselhoff looks suspiciously at Freddie. Freddie just looks away and begins to whistle; he can't let the enemy see through his plan! "Come on, gimme your best shot!", provokes Billy, prancing around, ready to attack. But Hasselhoff is reluctant to do anything. After all, his two opponents looked very secure of their plan. He can't afford to put his guard down for one second, or God knows what they'll do to him! While a jumble of thoughts race through his head, he looks around and frantically tries to think of a plan. His mind is blank, and his heart is beating faster than ever! The look of confidence he had boasted earlier is gone... "What's the matter, darling? Scared?", teases Freddie. "N-no!! I'm... I'm just making a st- strategy! Yeah, that's what I'm doing!" Billy looks back at Freddie with a smile, and they both nod. "Now, Bill!" "This is payback, you scumbag!", says Billy, his eyes ablaze with fury. Bam!! He punches a very frightened Hasselhoff square in the nose, and watches him collapse onto the floor, bleeding. A few more blows to the stomach and he's down for good. Billy really was an experienced boxer! "Mistah William Joel wins!!!!!", the judge announces, lifting him by the hand. "That was a great plan, Fred! Intimidation really is the key!" |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 17:28 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:According to a site I visited, the phrase "on a roll" is '70s slang for enjoying a period of success; in other words, we kept adding news parts for this Queen trilogy without stopping from letting this thread die (well, we did temporarily). Okay, I'm gonna write from Chinesedog Torture's part.Queen_Rox wrote: Well, I think we're on a roll!On a roll? What does that mean?:) Btw, we should check up on Roger, Mary and John soon :/.. Good written you two :D |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 17:33 |
Very, very well done ^..:D Freddie and Billy enjoys the victory, for a while, signing a lot of autographs. When Hasselhoff, is back to his mind, Freddie kneels next to him, saying in an icy voice. "You lost.. Im not gonna be your slave, and you are gonna release Brian, and get back into your grave" Hasselhoff swears, but then smiles all for sudden. "I lost, yes, but you did´nt win. Billy did. That means that you´re not gonna be my slave, and that I´ll get back to my grave.. But you wont get Brian back.." Hasselhoff, makes a nasty villan grin, and spits Freddie in the face.. |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 17:44 |
When Hasselhoff left, Freddie wiped his face looking sad. Billy stopped signing a fan's autograph and looked at Freddie in concern "What's the problem, Fred?" he asked. Freddie began to explain everything up to the boxing match. Billy was shocked. "Oh, man!" said Billy. Suddenly, he thought of a another plan. "Well, maybe if we find the rest of your friends we could all find Brian together and if we do, we could battle Hasselhoff one last time and if he's defeated we could get Brian back." That sounds like a dangerous, but good idea," said Freddie. |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 17:57 |
They get back to the mansion, finding John and Roger sitting on the couch. John looks very relieved ("he must have gotten rid of his little bowel-problem..") Freddie thinks. Roger is very mad at Freddie, and stands up to throw a tantrum at him. Mary had driven Roger home, since nothing serious happened when he got hit by her car. "So there you are, you bloddy prick..!! Look what you did to my eye, and I can.." Freddie stops him "Yes dear Im very sorry, but we have bigger problems than your looks riht now!" ("how the hell can that happen???") thinks Roger.. |
| PlanetMercury15 01.06.2006 17:59 |
great story guys |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 18:01 |
Thanks :).. Why dont you add a part? |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 18:04 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Thanks :).. Why dont you add a part?By the way, I gave you the meaning of the phrase, "on a roll". It's on the previous page. |
| PlanetMercury15 01.06.2006 18:07 |
Well, Roger, it seems that our lovely Brian has been taken away by David Hasselhoff. "What?!" shouts Roger who almost falls to the floor. Yes, continues Freddie, and it is our job to go rescue him, well mainly mine. John suddenly shakes out of his blissful half sleepiness. David Hasselhoff?! he screams falling off the couch. But Freddie, I thought we put him in his grave, remember? |
| PlanetMercury15 01.06.2006 18:09 |
Roger is back to his previous thoughts, wondering just how something other than his looks could be the most important thing to everyone. |
| PlanetMercury15 01.06.2006 18:11 |
hows that if i shall make more someone lead me with a topic direction please...... |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 18:12 |
Queen_Rox wrote:Oh thanks :D.. You added it while I was replying, so I did´nt see it.. Queen_rox rocks!!! ;)<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Thanks :).. Why dont you add a part?By the way, I gave you the meaning of the phrase, "on a roll". It's on the previous page. |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 18:15 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:You rock, too, dudette.Queen_Rox wrote:Oh thanks :D.. You added it while I was replying, so I did´nt see it.. Queen_rox rocks!!! ;)<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Thanks :).. Why dont you add a part?By the way, I gave you the meaning of the phrase, "on a roll". It's on the previous page. |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 18:20 |
I liked yours PlanetMercury15.. I think I´ll print the whole lot, like I did with the Egg Story... Freddie is amazed to see Roger on the couch, while Brian could just as well be tortured. He knows, what Roger thinks of, and it makes him sick. He gives him a "dick-slap" and grabs Roger in his left ear. "Now you´ll get you´re sorry arse up, and help me saving Brian!!! I cannot belive, that you´re acting so childish! He could be.. things could.." Freddie gulps, and gets wet eyes. The pure thought of what that freak might do to Brian, made him at the edge of panik. he lets go of Roger, and turns to John. "Come on John. I hope the child will join us, but we´re going anyways.. I think he might have brought Brian to his Mansion, wich is right next door.."... |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 18:23 |
Queen_Rox wrote:We will, we will rock you! this story does rock :D<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:You rock, too, dudette.Queen_Rox wrote:Oh thanks :D.. You added it while I was replying, so I did´nt see it.. Queen_rox rocks!!! ;)<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Thanks :).. Why dont you add a part?By the way, I gave you the meaning of the phrase, "on a roll". It's on the previous page. |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 18:25 |
PlanetMercury15 wrote: hows that if i shall make more someone lead me with a topic direction please......You're doing fine, girl, just do the best you can. That's what I would do. |
| FreMe 01.06.2006 18:32 |
Queen_Rox wrote:Listen to the wise lady here.. Btw, have you noticed, that its only girls who had added here, since it was brought up again?PlanetMercury15 wrote: hows that if i shall make more someone lead me with a topic direction please......You're doing fine, girl, just do the best you can. That's what I would do. |
| Carol! the Musical 01.06.2006 18:35 |
I pass on all this!", Roger says flatly "I'll be watching my Girls Gone Wild tapes...", "Oh, you watch them, too?!", Billy exclaimed. "Yes!! Aren't they the best? Which episode is your favorite?!" "Oh, oh! I loved that one when-" "Billy!! This is NOT the time!", Freddie groans. "I thought you had more class, than to be watching those filthy tapes!" "But Freddiiieee! I really, really wanna watch!", Billy whines. "Well, you can't! We have to go save Brian! Before it's too-" "STOOOOP IIIIT!" John's piercing scream fills the air. Roger leaves the room quietly, and runs to the sofa. "Why won't you all just STOOOP!!", sobs Deaky. "Can't you see this is TEARING US APART?!" And with that he covers his face and runs to the living room, hoping Roger will dry his tears and comfort him. "OH MY GOSH!", screams Deaky again. "What's THAT?!" "What? Haven't you ever watched Girls Gone Wild?" "MY INNOCENCE!! ARGH!!!" While all this is going on, Freddie begins to cry. The clock is ticking, and no one has done anything to save Brian! Moved by his friend's tears, Billy goes to the living room and grabs both Roger and John by the arm. "Come on! We've got someone to save!" |
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At the Hasselhoff mansion... Poor Brian remains tied up to the chair with the Hello Kitty sock still stuffed in his mouth. Though the rough ropes cut into his skin, he still struggles to try and free himself. "Where the bloody hell are they?" he wonders. In the moonlit doorway appears a little silouhetto of a man. Brian immediately recognizes it's David Hasselhoff and tries to mumble something, but with the sock in his mouth it's no use. Hasselhoff lets out an evil laugh at Brian's futile attempt to speak. "Silly Brian, don't you know that your friends aren't coming to save you? They've decided you're not worth saving. I mean, who cares about nerds?" Hasselhoff slowly walks toward Brian. He's hiding something behind his back, but Brian can't quite see what it is. Hasselhoff starts to walk around Brian and look him over. "You know, if you weren't so annorexic, I'd say you're kinda cute!" Brian was so disgusted he almost threw up. "I am not annorexic!!" he tried to say. "I've been pretty lonely for a long time. But I think you'd make a fine partner. What do you think?" He rubbed Brian's shoulders. Brian became outraged and hopped up and down in the chair until it came down hard on David's toes. "AAAAHRH!! @#$%!" screamed Hasselhoff. "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!" Hasselhoff pulled out a humming head-shaver thing from behind his back. "IT'S TIME FOR A HAIRCUT!!!" Brian's eyes became wide and he began to sob... Hasselhoff moved in closer with the shaver. |
| Carol! the Musical 01.06.2006 20:11 |
"Mppphhh!!!" Brian began to hop up and down with the chair again, trying to leap away from the wrath of the shaver. "Do you really think you'll be getting anywhere like that?", smirked David, watching Brian's attempted escape. Then with great force, Brian spits out his sock, having it land in Hasselhoff's mouth. "As a matter of fact, yes I do!" Hasselhoff drops the shaver, and tries to remove the massive sock from his throat. And Brian is still hopping, heading toward the stairs... In the meanwhile, Freddie, John, Roger, and Billy are inside the Hasselhoff Mansion. "I hear something upstairs!", says Roger, alarmed. "Let's go, then! God knows what Brian has had to put up with so far! That Hasselhoff is an evil man, I tell you!", remarks Billy. "Let's go!" However, no one moves a muscle. They just look at each other sheepishly. "Erm, aren't you guys coming?..", asks Billy. "No, it sounds too dangerous! What if he kills us all? I'm too pretty to die." "Shut up, Roger! Someone has to go up, Brian's still in there! How about you, darling?" "I don't wanna." "Stop being so childish, John!" "Shut up, Piano boy! John is my homie, and if he doesn't feel like going, he won't go!" "Thanks, Roger.. snif.. People are always so mean to me..." "Alright, alright, I'm sorry! Let's all go at the count of three! We have got to save Brian! 1...2.....3!!!" All four of them put on an heroic face, and run up stairs. Now, they will finally be able to rescue their dear friend Brian from this awful nightmare. Brian is almost to the stairs, when Hasselhoff trips him, and he falls down the stairs... "Oh, sh*t! Brian's comin' dooooown!!", screams Roger to the rest of the gang. KABLAAAM!!! |
| Queen_Rox 01.06.2006 21:07 |
All groan in pain after a horrible crash, but were relieved to know that they found Brian. "Guys! I'm so glad you're here to rescue me!" cried Brian. "So are we," grunted Billy. "PU! You stink! When's the last time you showered, mate?" asked the disgusted Roger. Brian didn't say anything as they carefully put the chair back up and jumps to their feet. Then, they think of a way to untie Brian. "What took you guys so long?" asked Brian. "You won't believe what I've been through all this time!" "We realize that, but there's no time to explain, Brian," warned Freddie. "We've gotta get you outta here." "Otherwise, **gulps** we're all gonna be shaved," shivered John. "C'mon, guys, we've gotta untie Brian from that chair and get him outta here," said Billy. "Thanks, you guys." Brian said. "Where do you all think you're going?" asked Hasselhoff in a sinister tone. Everyone froze and stared at him as he approaches them down the stairs. |
| FreMe 02.06.2006 07:16 |
Freddie is wporried.. He whispers to the others, to get Brian free, while he´s trying to get as muchas Hasselhoffs atention as posible. "Why are you not in your grave, you smelly corpse?!.. That was the deal!" Cried Freddie. "Well, you were not supposed to get Brian back, so I honsetly dont feel that bad.." Hasselhoff giggles. "I see, you´re still wearing your sexy boxer-shorts.. You really turn me on, you know that?" Freddie is as disgusted as ever.. "What if I sleep with you..?" |
| Carol! the Musical 02.06.2006 14:06 |
Hasselhoff's eyes grow wider. He stares at Freddie, who stares back, a look of utter disgust in his face. "Would you really?...", asks David. "I just want Brian back, alright?" "Ewww! That's gro-" Brian is quick to cover Roger's mouth, stifling the rest of his comment. Roger had a bad habit of saying things that weren't called for. "Okay then, if you'll just come this way, into my bedroom..." Freddie glumly followed Hasselhoff, bading goodbye to his friends. "Bye John, bye Brian, bye.. wait! Where did Roger and Billy go?" |
| Carol! the Musical 02.06.2006 14:58 |
We're on a roll again, aren't we?.. :p |
| FreMe 02.06.2006 15:02 |
Yeah, its getting tense :´b |
| FreMe 02.06.2006 15:19 |
Everyone looks awkwardly around for a while, but then Hasselhoff grabs Freddie by the arm. "Dont be stalling!! Im horny as hell right now, and I want it up! NOW!!" Hasselhoff drags the poor Freddie along with him, while he yells "And the rest of you.. GET OUT! I dont wanna see you around here ever again!" Roger and Brian looks at one another. Then leaves.. It was Freddies idea anyways.. By now, Hasselhoff has gotten Freddie into his bedroom, pushed him roughly on the bed, and loked the door. He´s ripping the clothes of the fighting Freddie. Now where Freddie know that his friends are outside save, and will propably rescue him soon, he´s got no plan to have sex with Hasselhoff... |
| Poo, again 02.06.2006 15:23 |
Lol, I can't believe we're still writing about David Hasselhoff... |
| FreMe 02.06.2006 15:24 |
David´s so sexy, thats why ;) |
| mayniac316 02.06.2006 22:36 |
Oh no! We're falling behind!! Don't let the story die!!!! |
| rocks. 02.06.2006 22:55 |
Fine, I'll continue, but only because Im bored...these threads are ODD! :D Ok, so Freddie, disgusted by the ugly-ass Hasselhoff, realises he will never ever physically be able to sleep with him without vommiting, so he kicks him in the balls just as Brian comes crashing throug the window yelling like a banshee *AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!!!* |
| mayniac316 02.06.2006 23:09 |
"I'm saved!!" Freddie screams at the top of his lungs. He hopped out of the bed and ran over to his Brianpoos, who was now no longer nude and wearing a very long Hello Kitty t-shirt. Freddie wrapped his arms around Brian in a tight embrace. "Eww Freddie," Brian pushed him away, "Please put some clothes on before you hug me!" "I'm sorry, Brianpoos. I was just so happy to see you! Let's go home before Hasselhoff gets back up." Freddie put his heart-covered shorts back on and exited through the window with Brian. Hasselhoff was powerless as he lay on the floor in immense pain, and could do nothing to stop Freddie and Brian from getting away. |
| Carol! the Musical 02.06.2006 23:32 |
So Freddie and Brian take off, and quickly make their way downstairs. They dash out the main door and find themselves stepping on Hasselhoff's welcome mat. They are both very relieved to be out of the hands of that evil man, but they can't help but feel they are forgetting something.. "Oh, dear!", cries Fred, cupping his mouth with his hand. "We forgot the others inside!" A series of awful screams arise from inside the mansion, and Brian's face turns pale. "I hope Billy defends the others with his boxing! We both know what wimps Roger and John are.." |
| Carol! the Musical 03.06.2006 00:02 |
Deep dee dee... :P |
| FreMe 03.06.2006 04:01 |
Now things is REALLY getting tense :D |
| FreMe 03.06.2006 05:10 |
Freddie and Brian is paralyzed.. The screams get louder, and it sounds like there´s some girls in there too. "That Hasselhoff thing is really giving Roger a hard time, huh?" Says Brian "Im going in.." Brian´s walking towards the door, padding his chest screaming like Tarzan "Wait!" Freddie grabs Brians arm "Brian you you´re a nerd.. Nerds dont safe people. They get locked up in the toilets, by the bullies.. Now let a sexy proffesional handle this!" Brians scowles. "I saved you did´nt I?" Freddie blushes. "Er... Well, I could have saved myself, if I had had a little more time, and.." "And you waer you mommys thongs!" said Brian. Now excuse me, I´ve got some whimps to save!" |
| Carol! the Musical 03.06.2006 13:12 |
"Okay, at least wait up!", said Freddie, trying to keep up with Brian. Brian kicked the door hard, and it collapsed to the floor. "Geez, I had no idea you were that strong..", murmured Freddie in admiration. The two of them then entered the mansion, which was dead quiet... They silently ran on their tip toes up the stairs, and tried to see what was going on in Hasselhoff's room. The door was shut, and muffled voices could be heard inside. Looking through the key hole, Brian gasped. "Oh my God...!" "Oh my God is right!", panted Freddie, just now arriving upstairs. "Running up these stairs is exhausting! And why must you sprint ahead of me? You know I'm a slow runner!" "Hasselhoff has tied each one of them to chairs, and stuffed their mouths with socks!" |
| Carol! the Musical 03.06.2006 13:14 |
Don't let this thread die, people.. |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 14:25 |
"Mpppphhh!" John muffled as he hopped up and down in the chair to try and break the rope. Brian and Freddie approached them to try and calm him down. "Now, calm down, dear," Freddie soothed. "Yeah, that rope is stronger than you are," Brian stated. "He's right, now hold still, dear, while we untie you," Freddie advised. John did as he was told. Then with full force, he spat out the sock. "BLECH! That sock tastes terrible!" he cried. In one swift move, Freddie thrusted his hand over Roger's mouth. "Shhhh! Quiet down or we're all in trouble," he hissed. Roger spat out the sock, too because he felt a sneeze. "Ahhhh...**sniffles**...ahhhh...AHHHH..." Brian quickly pulled out Roger's own hankerchief from his back pocket and covered his nose & mouth as he let out a sneeze. "AH-CHOO!", he sneezed as he blew his nose. Brian took the hankerchief away, looking disgusted. "Bless you, mate," Brian said. "**sniffles** Thank you," he said as Brian untied him. Freddie helped too by untying John and then Billy; however, Hasselhoff caught Freddie and Brian freeing the others. "YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME! I'LL TIE YOU ALL TOGETHER!" "Oh, yeah?" Billy rotored, "Try and catch us, you dead freak!" "Hey, that's my line," Freddie whined. "Who cares, let's just get outta here," Brian growled as they all shoved Hasselhoff out of the way, ran down the stairs, and out the door. Billy had the intention of kicking him in the nose as he caught up with the others. But Hasselhoff got to his feet and ran after them. |
| Huge*Queen*Fan 03.06.2006 15:12 |
They ran out the door with hasselhof hot on their heels and Brian starts screaming like a little girl. "I want my mummy" he wails "you little baby!!" Roger exclaims over his shoulder. "shut the f**k up and keep running or we all will be dead meat! That gives me an idea!" and Freddie pulls out a piece of paper and starts to scribble down some song lyrics... |
| FreMe 03.06.2006 15:37 |
All four Queens and Billy runs in to the Queen mansion. They hurry inside, and locks the door. Hasselhoff is trying to kick in the door, but he´s not as strong as Brian. "*gasp, gasp* Has anyone got an idea?" asks Billy. Everyone thinks for a while. "I do.. But im not sure its gonna work.." says Freddie.. Then he runs out to the kitcen closing the door behind him. "Wait!! What are you gonna do???" Brian yells. He dont think more about it though, ´cous this very second, Hasselhoff breaks the door. "So.. Im in. And you guys can´t stop me from doing wht I like to you.. Im gonna ravage you, and make you clean my mansion, and.." Hasselhoff get´s interrupted though when the Kitchen door opens. Freddie is running into the livingroom, with a big bucket filled with water. "Dont move a muscle Hasselhoff, or I´ll throw water at you! You know zombies melt, when they get contact with water.." "Cor´I thought that was witchesMMMMPHH" "Shut up Roger!" whispers Brian, as he covers Rogers mouth with his hand. "This might work, You know!" |
| Huge*Queen*Fan 03.06.2006 15:44 |
John is scared s**tless and starts sucking his thumb. "Drink this darling, it will make you look better" Freddie says before chucking the water over hasselhoff. "**gasp** it didnt work you dope" Brian wails. Roger chooses the moment to make a comment no worth repeating. "waaa!" John cries and starts banging his fists on the floor. " now i will get you Freddie you gay -" "what did you just say!" Freddie screams. billy walks up to hasselhoff and punches him in the privets. " i hope that hurt!!!!!" |
| FreMe 03.06.2006 15:55 |
"WAIT!! STOP!!" yells Roger. "Why the hell is it, that we´re so scared of Hasselhoff? We´re five to one, and even Brians stronger than him! He does´nt even have a hostage anymore!" People looks at eachother. "Yeah! We dont need to be scared of him now.. specially not when he´s so harmless, as he is right now." Cries John, after taking his thumb out of his mouth. And he´s right. As Hasselhoff lies on the ground with balls, that has been kicked twice within a wery short wile, he really is pretty harmless. "Uhm.. well, does anyone have an idea, to what we´re gonna do to him?" asks Freddie. "I DO!!" Yelles Brian. A few minnutes later, Hasselhoff is tied to a chair, with a Hello kitty sock in his mouth. "say goodbye to your hair." Whispers Brian. Then lets out an evil laugh... |
| Carol! the Musical 03.06.2006 15:57 |
Oooh, Hasselhoff's ass is gonna get KICKED! XD |
| FreMe 03.06.2006 16:09 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Oooh, Hasselhoff's ass is gonna get KICKED! XDHe´s going down!! :D |
| FreMe 03.06.2006 18:14 |
Hmm.. I really dont think Brian and Roger and (mostly :p John should read this xD I think this is the freakiest thread running right now.. DONT LET IT DIE!!! :D |
| Carol! the Musical 03.06.2006 18:30 |
Yeah, don't let it die! My mind is empty right now, that's why I can't come up with more... C'mon! Hasselhoff must DIE! |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 21:26 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:Okay, I'm gonna add one after FreMe, but someone else has to add one after me...please?<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Oooh, Hasselhoff's ass is gonna get KICKED! XDHe´s going down!! :D |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 21:42 |
Billy rushed upstairs to Brian's bathroom and back into the kitchen with Brian's electric shaver. Once Hasselhoff noticed it he became so frightened like a terrified cat stuck in a tree. He shook violently with fear while Brian let out an evil laugh once again. "So, who needs a haircut now?" Brian snapped while scowling, "You've tortured me with it before, but now it's our turn this time to take our revenge on you." "And take you down," Roger piped in. Hasselhoff shook his head frantically, but it was way too late. "Mmmmph! Mmmmph!," Hasselhoff mumbled a plea. "Too late! Freddie, switch on the shaver," Brian ordered as he turned back to Hasselhoff, "It's time we'd give Hasselhoff a taste of his own medicine." Freddie obeyed and Hasselhoff spat out the sock, letting out a loud, ear-splitting shreik like a pre-teen child riding an outrageously wild ride at an amusement park. Brian and the others laughed evily while Hasselhoff yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"... |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 22:03 |
Y'know, I really shouldn't have volunteered to add anything to this story in the first place because now I'm feeling guilty doing this...I mean, what if Brian, John, or Roger read this?? I'm sorry being such a complainer for posting this. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling like a complete jerk right now:*( |
| PlanetMercury15 03.06.2006 22:04 |
part of me actually thinks they would laugh about it lol |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 22:07 |
Are you nuts?! |
| PlanetMercury15 03.06.2006 22:08 |
not all of it just some parts of it |
| PlanetMercury15 03.06.2006 22:09 |
no some parts im sure they would never laugh about |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 22:10 |
Well, that would suck...just as long as they don't come near this forum! I read somewhere here that Brian doesn't read forums. So, I hope he doesn't 'cause if he does we're toast! |
| PlanetMercury15 03.06.2006 23:39 |
right! |
| Queen_Rox 03.06.2006 23:59 |
What do you mean? |
| PlanetMercury15 04.06.2006 00:01 |
sorry for not being descriptive - i did not mean that sarcastically - I was agreeing with u on ur last comment! |
| PlanetMercury15 04.06.2006 00:01 |
saying that if they did read this we would be toast - as u said :o) |
| Queen_Rox 04.06.2006 00:04 |
Oh, okay. So we--meaning me, too--should be very careful of what we write about Queen, especially fiction stories, so that they won't take it as offense when they read them. |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 04:36 |
Well, I liked your adds.. But just to be safe with them: Hello dears. (Queen members) We´re sorry if some of the adds will make you uncomfortable (in case you should actually read them :p). But please dont bother about them. Its just the product of some freaky fans, who needs to get their fan frustrations out in some way :p.. We do not ( repeate: WE DO NOT) want to offend you. As a matter of fact, we do it because we love you :).. We're just a little screwed up in our way of showing it xD. Love from the queenzone writers. You think that would work out?? :/ |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 05:20 |
Well, the show must go on: "NO, NO, WAIT! Brian sweetie, I were´nt gonna cut your hair, I was just pranking a little you know" Hasslhoff lets out a pathetic giggle. Brian stops dead. "I had NEVER been more scared in my life! You think I´ll spare you´re hair?" "Doing that would´nt be a good idea.." says Freddie "You remember the story about Samson?? That dude who was pretty immortal, untill Delilah cut his hair off? You know, and he lost all his powers.. I think that´s what we need to do. Cut off this little pricks hair, and then burry him again." Freddie´s heart was temporarily on "stand by". Normally he would just have been like: "Oh come on dahlings, look at him.. Im sure he´ll be a good boy from now on, right dear?" But not this time. Hasselhoff, had wrecked his favorite pair of trousers, when he was about to rape him, and that was unforgiveable. Screw the rest! "HAIR TO FALL!!!!" Yelled Roger with a big grin. Then he and Billy left the room, to watch ´Girls Gone Wild´... |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 07:48 |
<font color=FFFFOO> Sorry, but I just HAD to try if I coild make my tekst yellow as well xD |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 07:48 |
Oh, I could´nt :p..CRAP! |
| Queen_Rox 04.06.2006 11:20 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Well, I liked your adds.. But just to be safe with them: Hello dears. (Queen members) We´re sorry if some of the adds will make you uncomfortable (in case you should actually read them :p). But please dont bother about them. Its just the product of some freaky fans, who needs to get their fan frustrations out in some way :p.. We do not ( repeate: WE DO NOT) want to offend you. As a matter of fact, we do it because we love you :).. We're just a little screwed up in our way of showing it xD. Love from the queenzone writers. You think that would work out?? :/**Takes a big breath of relief** Thank you, FreMe. That's making me feel better. |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 11:40 |
Queen_Rox wrote:Im glad :D.. Now continue on the story!! Im so exited!<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Well, I liked your adds.. But just to be safe with them: Hello dears. (Queen members) We´re sorry if some of the adds will make you uncomfortable (in case you should actually read them :p). But please dont bother about them. Its just the product of some freaky fans, who needs to get their fan frustrations out in some way :p.. We do not ( repeate: WE DO NOT) want to offend you. As a matter of fact, we do it because we love you :).. We're just a little screwed up in our way of showing it xD. Love from the queenzone writers. You think that would work out?? :/**Takes a big breath of relief** Thank you, FreMe. That's making me feel better. |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 11:40 |
Queen_Rox wrote:Im glad :D.. Now continue on the story!! Im so exited!<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Well, I liked your adds.. But just to be safe with them: Hello dears. (Queen members) We´re sorry if some of the adds will make you uncomfortable (in case you should actually read them :p). But please dont bother about them. Its just the product of some freaky fans, who needs to get their fan frustrations out in some way :p.. We do not ( repeate: WE DO NOT) want to offend you. As a matter of fact, we do it because we love you :).. We're just a little screwed up in our way of showing it xD. Love from the queenzone writers. You think that would work out?? :/**Takes a big breath of relief** Thank you, FreMe. That's making me feel better. |
| Carol! the Musical 04.06.2006 11:45 |
"Alright, let's do this!", said Brian with an evil smile. "May I have the honor?", asked Freddie, not shifting his sight from Hasselhoff, who was squirming in his chair, crying. "Sure!", replied Bri, handing the shaver to his pal. "Alright, here it goes!" BBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Meanwhile, downstairs... "Did you hear anything, Roger?" "Nope. Now shhhh, I'm trying to watch Girls Gone Wild!" "Okay...", replied Billy in a hushed whisper. **sounds from the television** "Man, I wish we had some popcorn. Don't you wish you had some popcorn? And some beer, too.", he said in a loud voice. "For God's sakes, shut the bloody Hell UP! You don't SPEAK when you watch my tapes!" So Billy just got up from the sofa and walked towards the kitchen. Maybe Hasselhoff had some good food in there, and he wouldn't let it go to waste. "Oh, and you eat too much!", piped up Roger looking back from the sofa. "That's why you're getting so pudgy. Boxers are supposed to be in shape, and let me tell you something!You are NOT in sh-" Billy threw one of his boxing gloves at his annoying friend's head. "Oooooooowwww!", he cried. "That really hurt!" "Yeah, that'll teach you to call me fat again", he fumed. "No one calls Billy f- AHHH!! WHAT IS THIS?!" What the Hell was in that kitchen?! |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 12:45 |
"DIET BEER???!!!" "WHAT?" Cries Roger. Roger even forgets about his Girls Gone Wild tape, and runs to the kitchen."I have never seen anything that disgusting!" Whispers Billy. He leaves the kitchen, and runs towards his friends. "Look at this!!! He drinks diet beer!´shave his legs as well!" "Oh god!" Says John. "Er.. What´s wrong with that?" Billy looks at John, as if he´s an idoit. "Cut his hair too!" Says Billy. Then he leaves the kitchen. He goes home, to work on the trauma. "He sure is an odd guy.. Nice though" says Brian. Hasselhoff nods, and Brian slaps his head. A few seconds later, Roger enters the room, wearing a pink boa, singing: "I fouUUuUnd My TRUUuUuUuUUuUuUuUuU loooooooove *burp*" The guys covers their ears (well, Hasselhoff screams with pain, since he´s not able to cover his ears). It seems, that Roger has been robbing Hasselhoffs kitchen for diet beer, and gotten VERY drunk. "Look at THIIiiIIis gajs..*burp*.. Now I can drink, and stay slim at the same time." |
| deleted user 04.06.2006 13:59 |
"Its a hard life, to work with one another!"Roger calm down dear Freddie exclaims. John fetch me,some vodka..this could take a while for me to fix up Roger :S.... Ok sure!John says politly. 25mins later Freddie and Roger are pissed. John I've had enough can you get me some guiness please! Yes of course dear old chap!says John Thanks.Brians answers 27mins later Brian,Freddie and Roger are pissed! John gets tea and his newspaper, he takes a sip, then decides to leave because Roger and Freddie just puked all over the carpet,Brian scarcthed his head stood up and fell on the floor, John just stood there, in astonishment .....and ran out the door, Anita bumped into him, he stood up looked at her, looked at the house that Freddie, Roger and Brian were in that were pissed and ran for it.Anita was confused, opened the door, walked in ....dun dun dunnnn!To be continued.. |
| Carol! the Musical 04.06.2006 14:13 |
Wait... ignore this post, I messed up. :P |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 14:19 |
Freddie´s about to yell the shit out of Roger, When he sees Anita untieing Hasselhoff. "NO, WAIT ANITA.." |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 14:26 |
Freddie´s about to yell the shit out of Roger, When he sees Anita untie Hasselhoff. "Oh mister Hasselhoff, what have those bastards done to you..? Im a really big fan of you, you know that?" "NO, WAIT ANITA.." Freddie yells, but then Roger grabs his shoulders, and plants a big kiss on his mouth. "SPRTSP..! No Roger, get away from me, I have to stop Anita, releasing Hasselhoff.." Freddie tries to go and stop her, but Roger grabs him from behind holding his arms. "Noooo *hic*.. Let him have some fun.. SprEeEeAAad the Lo*hic*ve.." "Roger, in case you´ve forgotten, this guy tied you up, and gaged you with a sock, and if.." "Oh a lot of girls have done that before him" grins Roger. "Now you come with me, we are going to have some fun.."¨ Roger begins to kiss Freddies neck, holding him tighter. Freddie desperately tries to escape, yelling to Anita, but its too late. Hasselhoff is free.. |
| mayniac316 04.06.2006 15:36 |
Ha ha!! Roger's so funny! |
| FreMe 04.06.2006 15:40 |
And sexy :-o |
| Carol! the Musical 04.06.2006 18:37 |
"Roger, you drunken nut, look what you did!", shouted Freddie, trying to squirm free from his grip. Roger tackled Freddie, and they both crashed to the floor. "I *hic* know you want me *hic*", giggled Roger, trying to sound seductive. But his speech just sounded slurred.. Suddenly, he look up and stared out the window. "Oooh, look, a pretty bud'rfly!", he cried, a stupid smile across his face.. Freddie took advantage of Roger's temporary distraction, and got up. He searched the room, but he couldn't find anyone else. He was all alone with Roger, and the others had left him in search of Hasselhoff... "Bastards!", said Freddie bitterly. "Leaving me alone with him, of all people!" |
| FreMe 05.06.2006 02:42 |
Woh, hoe to keep up on that one xD.. Nice one! |
| FreMe 05.06.2006 04:23 |
Hey, poeple, dont let this die :/ |
| FreMe 05.06.2006 05:54 |
Freddie starts looking for Hasselhoff. He does´nt like the thought of him running free in their mansion. He can´t find him anywere, and thinks to himself, that he must have had enough. Relieved he walks into Roger- and his bedroom, and throws himself on their bed. A few seconds later, Roger comes crashing into the room. "Oh *hic* there u aaaaaare *hic* I thought you had left me *sob* * hic*" Roger runs towards Freddie crying, and with his arms streched out. He throws himself over Freddie in a mad hug, whining like a little child. "DONT YOU EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!!" "There, there Love, its all over now" Freddie says awkwardly, padding his drunk friends bag. Roger jumps out of the bed, and begins to pull his clothes off. Freddie is surprised, but is quite in the mood though. After all this mess, it would be nice to have some real meat. "Taste my sperm, scumbag!!" cries Roger, as he jumps onty Freddie, who gets all his air blown out. He gasps a little, but Freezes when he hear a click from a door getting locked. He looks up, and sees Hasselhoff standing at their door. "Well, well, well... What do we have here?" Hasselhoff must have been hiding in their closet... |
| Carol! the Musical 05.06.2006 14:35 |
"No!", shouted Freddie, pushing Roger away. "It's not what you think!" "Oh, it's exactly what I think!", roared Hasselhoff. "I thought we had something special, Freddie!", he cried. "I thought we had a good relationship!" He covered his face with his hands and began to sob. He grabbed a nearby vase and attempted to throw it at Freddie's head. He dodged it and it hit Roger, knocking him unconscious. "What the Hell are you talking about, Hasselhoff?", screamed Fred. "You tried to drag me to bed, when I was unwilling to! You disgust me!" |
| Carol! the Musical 05.06.2006 16:07 |
*Bump, bump* Just bumping by.. don't lose this thread... |
| Queen_Rox 06.06.2006 02:27 |
Okay, I made up my mind about not wanting to do this anymore. So now I'm gonna participate on finishing this story; however, I'm gonna need help on deciding what to do next. Any volunteers? |
| Queen_Rox 06.06.2006 02:28 |
Shoot! This page is messed up again! |
| FreMe 06.06.2006 08:18 |
Well, I dont think you should finnish the intire story.. Just put this.. uhm.. chapter if you will ;), on stand-by.. then we´ll dig it up later again :D.. About how to continue, then you could make Freddie and Hasselhoff friends again, and then let Hasselhoff move to a contry far, far way :p.. |
| Queen_Rox 06.06.2006 12:13 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: Well, I dont think you should finnish the intire story.. Just put this.. uhm.. chapter if you will ;), on stand-by.. then we´ll dig it up later again :D.. About how to continue, then you could make Freddie and Hasselhoff friends again, and then let Hasselhoff move to a contry far, far way :p..Thanks! |
| Queen_Rox 06.06.2006 22:46 |
Okay, how do I start after Chinesedog Torture's part? |
| Carol! the Musical 06.06.2006 23:32 |
Damn, this page is really messed up. :-/ |
| mayniac316 07.06.2006 12:30 |
Oh no!! This thread is on life support!! |
| mayniac316 07.06.2006 12:31 |
Argh! ~>:[ |
| mayniac316 07.06.2006 12:31 |
*testing* |
| mayniac316 07.06.2006 12:32 |
Maybe if I make a ton of posts it will go back to order? |
| mayniac316 07.06.2006 12:32 |
Grrrrrr Damn you stupid thread!! ~>:[ |
| Queen_Rox 07.06.2006 13:17 |
<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Grrrrrr Damn you stupid thread!! ~>:[It sucks, doesn't it, Marissa? |
| FreMe 07.06.2006 15:07 |
Queen_Rox wrote:An end please :-/.. It´s like missing the last chapter in an exiting book :(<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Grrrrrr Damn you stupid thread!! ~>:[It sucks, doesn't it, Marissa? |
| mayniac316 07.06.2006 15:32 |
Freddie decides to give Hasselhoff a big check to make him leave the Queen family alone forever. Brian is no longer afraid of losing his hair and goes back to being obsessed with Hello Kitty. Roger is sent to AA, and John... well, he doesn't do anything. And David Hasselhoff returns to Degobah to finish his Jedi training. |
| Queen_Rox 07.06.2006 16:41 |
<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:I'm sorry, dudette, no one told me how to start to pick up where Chinesedog Torture left off!Queen_Rox wrote:An end please :-/.. It´s like missing the last chapter in an exiting book :(<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Grrrrrr Damn you stupid thread!! ~>:[It sucks, doesn't it, Marissa? |
| Carol! the Musical 07.06.2006 17:12 |
Queen_Rox wrote:Give it a crazy twist! :-P<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:I'm sorry, dudette, no one told me how to start to pick up where Chinesedog Torture left off!Queen_Rox wrote:An end please :-/.. It´s like missing the last chapter in an exiting book :(<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Grrrrrr Damn you stupid thread!! ~>:[It sucks, doesn't it, Marissa? |
| Sergei. 07.06.2006 17:16 |
Freddie then drove a stake through Hasselhoff's heart, assuming he was a vampire or a poltergeist of some sort. Hasselhoff's last words were reported to be, "I shit myself." The End. |
| Carol! the Musical 07.06.2006 17:22 |
Hey, FairyFeller! You haven't posted in a while, nice to see you again! :) But..ummm.. you ended the whole story.. :P |
| Sergei. 07.06.2006 17:34 |
I know, lol... Like they always say, "Finish what you started." I created this monster, and now I must conquer it myself! Lol jk I liked the story it was just a bit moldy. |
| Queen_Rox 07.06.2006 22:00 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:Too late, Fairy Feller took care of that! Thanks anyway for the suggestion, dudette;)Queen_Rox wrote:Give it a crazy twist! :-P<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote:I'm sorry, dudette, no one told me how to start to pick up where Chinesedog Torture left off!Queen_Rox wrote:An end please :-/.. It´s like missing the last chapter in an exiting book :(<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: Grrrrrr Damn you stupid thread!! ~>:[It sucks, doesn't it, Marissa? |
| Carol! the Musical 07.06.2006 22:28 |
Is this thread officially ended now?.. |
| Carol! the Musical 07.06.2006 22:29 |
Double post |
| Queen_Rox 08.06.2006 01:36 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Is this thread officially ended now?..Yeah...I think so :/ |
| FreMe 08.06.2006 06:02 |
Aw man :p... But we can dig it up later, and make like.. An add on story about Queen 2. When the time is right, it wil return! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!sorry :p |
| Carol! the Musical 09.06.2006 20:24 |
**bump, bump** Ooops, it seems I've accidentally bumped this'ere thread! Silly ol' me! XD |
