| deleted user 07.04.2006 14:50 |
Yup, I managed to get some semi-dubious papers from a completely dubious origin, so I'm now qualified as a psychoanalyst. And judging from the characters here, what better place to get a full practice than at QZ? So, we have Bonner for bodily orifices, and Quinn for the holes in your mind. |
| The Fairy King 07.04.2006 14:54 |
Don't think one psycho-analyst is enough for this heap of nutcases. :P |
| Winter Land Man 07.04.2006 14:55 |
<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote: Yup, I managed to get some semi-dubious papers from a completely dubious origin, so I'm now qualified as a psychoanalyst. And judging from the characters here, what better place to get a full practice than at QZ? So, we have Bonner for bodily orifices, and Quinn for the holes in your mind.YEah certified bone face. |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 15:03 |
<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote: Don't think one psycho-analyst is enough for this heap of nutcases. :PYou need to stop your negative thinking. It's all a case of projecting your feelings of emotional insecurity regarding relationships onto the people you meet in an attempt to justify your own fear of bonding whilst at the same time supressing a strong feeling of anxiety of being left alone in the end. In short: it's your mother's fault. I recommend private sessions with me, at ludicrous rates. |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 15:05 |
LMAO!!! HAHAHA! |
| Sherwood Forest 07.04.2006 15:12 |
oh greatttttt |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 15:44 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: what the hell does a psychoanalyst do?He sends you a bill. But usually listens to your problems, offering you a random sollution, too, first. |
| brENsKi 07.04.2006 15:50 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: what the hell does a psychoanalyst do?he builds lists of psycho's anal passages? |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 15:56 |
<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Dr. I've been un-officially diagnosed as Lame...what should I do?Ah, interesting. Well, first of all, you´ll want to think about your feelings for a while. What does being ´lame´ mean to you? Does it feel alien or normal? Then, you must ignore what anyone says, and think to yourself, ''Am I Lame?´´. If you are, they´re right. If you´re not, they´re wrong. Then, you should go out, get laid and become an artist. That´ll be $59,95 please. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 07.04.2006 16:16 |
Well, Dr. Quinn, I sleep all the time in Meteorology, is it because its easy; is it because I hate it or a little of both? |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 16:22 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Well, Dr. Quinn, I sleep all the time in Meteorology, is it because its easy; is it because I hate it or a little of both?It´s because you hate your father. Oh, and because you feel insecure about your sexuality. But mainly, it´s because your mind is used to not having to work at all due to the amount of right-wing propaganda you are fed. Doctor´s advice: resign from the young republicans and join the young terrorist junta. |
| Sherwood Forest 07.04.2006 16:24 |
<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote:hahahahahahahahaQueen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Well, Dr. Quinn, I sleep all the time in Meteorology, is it because its easy; is it because I hate it or a little of both?It´s because you hate your father. Oh, and because you feel insecure about your sexuality. But mainly, it´s because your mind is used to not having to work at all due to the amount of right-wing propaganda you are fed. Doctor´s advice: resign from the young republicans and join the young terrorist junta. |
| TheOpposition. 07.04.2006 16:29 |
Did you acutally buy a qualification off some website? And yes, though I have no experience with them I would say most of these psycothingy guys are bunch of frauds. Like that one from ages ago, Sigmund Fraud. Oh I'm just too funny, me... |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 16:33 |
TheOpposition. wrote: Did you acutally buy a qualification off some website? And yes, though I have no experience with them I would say most of these psycothingy guys are bunch of frauds. Like that one from ages ago, Sigmund Fraud. Oh I'm just too funny, me...No, I hustled one off a shrink who needed the money for a bottle of vodka. Yes, we are frauds, but *not so loud!* they don´t know that!!! |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 17:02 |
<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote: I can't live without money... What must I do? (if you say "get a job", I'll be rude)You could either rob a bank, prostitute yourself, become a rock-star or realize you really don´t need the money to be happy. You´ll be unhappy anyway. Money isn´t everything. Having said that: 99,95 please. |
| deleted user 07.04.2006 18:18 |
I feel insecure about my sexuallity Am mentally addicted to art and buying it in any vorm. I just needed one week to empty a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label I fall in love with women two times a week So my question is... do I have a cold? |
| That guy who digs energy domes 07.04.2006 22:31 |
Dr. Thomas, I have this intense craving to eat marshmellows. What can you recommend? (other than buying marshmellows) |
| user name 08.04.2006 01:04 |
Was I the only one expecting a medicine woman instead? |
| deleted user 08.04.2006 05:02 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Dr. Thomas, I have this intense craving to eat marshmellows. What can you recommend? (other than buying marshmellows)commit suicide! |
| deleted user 08.04.2006 08:57 |
<font color=black>Dennis Daja<h6>QZs God wrote: I feel insecure about my sexuallity Am mentally addicted to art and buying it in any vorm. I just needed one week to empty a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label I fall in love with women two times a week So my question is... do I have a cold?No, you suffer from acute anxiety, oncoming alcoholism, chronic sexual frustration and lust. That is what is known in the medical world as "being a teenager". As for your love of art and buying it, that has to do with subconsciously trying to attain a status and having a desire to blow your money. That too, is normal...with men in a midlife-crisis, that is. So, in short, you're a teen with a cold. |
| deleted user 08.04.2006 08:58 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Dr. Thomas, I have this intense craving to eat marshmellows. What can you recommend? (other than buying marshmellows)You could try inhaling pure oxygen. Not that that will stop the craving, but it's not easy to breath in oxygen from a container whilst eating marshmellows at the same time. |
| deleted user 08.04.2006 09:00 |
Musicman wrote: Was I the only one expecting a medicine woman instead?Yes, but that is because you have an intense fetish over bad western series which highlight the difference between today's civilization and yesteryear's lack of it. By doing so, you try and justify your own insecurity about modern life, whilst at the same time finding a way to escape it. Doctor's advice: get cable. |
| RETROLOVE 08.04.2006 14:33 |
LOL @ all of these Dr. Threads... |
| deleted user 08.04.2006 14:56 |
lmao doctor laughing at all these replies your giving is making my sides split what should i do? hahaha! |
| deleted user 09.04.2006 07:32 |
<font color=red>taylorgaga wrote: lmao doctor laughing at all these replies your giving is making my sides split what should i do? hahaha!Well, there are several options, of course. You could opt for a new pair of sides, having your eyes gauged out or having your arms amputated to prevent you from accessing the topics. However, that would be in the field of my dear colleague Dr. Bonner and not myself, so you should consult him. However, what I can offer you is the following: by laughing at the treatment of other patients' problems you are in fact projecting your own insecurity and dissatisfaction onto them. Doing so gives you the chance to forget about the problems of everyday life and lets you relax for a moment. What this means, is that you are running away from your problems, which severely damages your ego and super-ego (but leaves your id intact). Therefore, my advice is to go do something dangerous you fear, but needs be done. Think, for instance, of getting Tony Blair's wife laid. God knows, she could use it after all this time. |
| Sonia Doris 09.04.2006 16:16 |
Dear Dr. Caspar Freud, I have wet dreams and I wake up in the bathroom in the tub filled with water(???) with vodka bubbles. I also thought of changing my name to Electra, buy a brother, kill my mom who killed my dad, have evil women follow me, and then engage in orgiastic ceremonies where I tear people apart alive with my bare hands. I also feel the need to bathe in asexuat lizard virgin blood, have wild unga dung with my man on the top of the Tower of Babel and in Kheops' pyramid, while eating cookies. Please tell me doctor, is this me, or is this just brought by my sexual frustration of not eating water melons for a long while? |
| That guy who digs energy domes 09.04.2006 16:59 |
Dr Quinn, is having sudden urges to vote Green a side effect of the allergies? |
| deleted user 10.04.2006 05:52 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Dr Quinn, is having sudden urges to vote Green a side effect of the allergies?No, it is a highly uncommon syndrome in which the brains of the patient suddenly start working after years of being in idle mode. |
| deleted user 10.04.2006 05:54 |
SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: Dear Dr. Caspar Freud, I have wet dreams and I wake up in the bathroom in the tub filled with water(???) with vodka bubbles. I also thought of changing my name to Electra, buy a brother, kill my mom who killed my dad, have evil women follow me, and then engage in orgiastic ceremonies where I tear people apart alive with my bare hands. I also feel the need to bathe in asexuat lizard virgin blood, have wild unga dung with my man on the top of the Tower of Babel and in Kheops' pyramid, while eating cookies. Please tell me doctor, is this me, or is this just brought by my sexual frustration of not eating water melons for a long while?I would say that it is a combination of mixing up several bits of Greek mythology, extreme sexual frustration and a cookie-addiction. Eating water melons might not help, but I'm sure you will enjoy it, so go right ahead. |
| Sonia Doris 10.04.2006 16:33 |
what about the tub? |
| That guy who digs energy domes 10.04.2006 22:47 |
Dr Quinn, how much is my bill? does this mean Im racist? |