I was doing a math problem sheet at math class the other day, and we had to solve riddles, seeing the name of authors of books. Ben Dover was one of 'em, lol. The others were R. U. Wright and Marsha Long. Corny, I know... :-P
Apart from our very own Mike Hunt, other real names I know of are Bob Doune (may need to be Scottish to understand that one), Pat MacCarrie (perhaps need to be Scottish again) and Phil MacCavity.
Phil McCracken
Dick Valentine
Dick Power
Ivor Hardy
Roger Moore
Tom Arter
I went to school with a lad called Mark Stretch, he was fucking massive. On the register he was always Stretch Mark.
I'm sure theres a few more I haven't thought of...
wayne king is someone in my year group, once we had this australian teacher and when he said the register it came out as
"wan king?
lmao it was funny the whole class burst into laughter, he had no clue what was going on! wayne was embarrased lamo!
Once sent a fax signed by myself Mr C. Lyons. Came back a few hours later headed Dear Mr C. Lyons. Hook, line and sinker.
R. Swipe
R. Soul
Phil McKracken (see Scottish link above)
Jack Hoffer, Mike Hunt
I could go into military names
Seargeant Shaft, Corporal Cleavage, Lt. Libido, Private Privates, Colonel Clitoris
you neeed more?
You cannot neglect the whole Dover family.
Ben Dover has already made his appearance, his wife Eileen Dover was in the powder room at the time.
Their son, Moe Dover, was napping.
Amanda Hugginkiss sends her regards as well.