flash! 28068 01.04.2006 09:20 |
If you worked for Freddie, what job would you do? ...I'd go for the 'Bedroom assistant' (don't ask me what i would do!) Or if he was feeling tired i would wash him in the bath so he wouldn't have to! lol! On a serious note, i would also go for personal assistant so i can talk to him about anything and everything and really get to know the real him. |
My Melancholy Blues 01.04.2006 09:36 |
Very interesting topic! Well, I'd take care of his carp, I've never had them before though...lol But I'd take care of his huge garden, because garden work is one of my favorite ones and I know a lot about flowers and plants. And besides, I'd make HUGE birthday cake for him on his BDay. |
magicalfreddiemercury 01.04.2006 09:39 |
Personally, I think working for Freddie would have been very tough. I think I'd rather be his friend than his employee... BUT... if I could choose one job I'd do for him - job, not favor,lol - I'd be his personal baker. :-) Muffins for breakfast, quiche for brunch, cookies, cakes - mmmm. LOVE baking and decorating cakes!!! Just think what I could do with frosting... Yeah. I'd be Freddie's personal baker, for sure. |
skiqueen 01.04.2006 10:55 |
yes, a personal assistant would be fun....id also supply him with condoms.... |
Gandahalf 01.04.2006 11:09 |
Personal cook might be fun. He ate some cool foods I've never heard of... There was some egg dish he liked as a kid or something... I don't remember what it's called. |
magicalfreddiemercury 01.04.2006 11:21 |
What would he call us? :-) If we worked for him, what do you think our nicknames would be? |
Kensington Love 02.04.2006 01:00 |
I would be his Personal Assistant and he would say,"Rai,darling,would you bring me some cookies and a cup of Tea?" lol;) |
RETROLOVE 02.04.2006 01:44 |
You know what I dont know...good question...I dont think I'd like to work for Freddie...lol |
Munchsack 02.04.2006 04:18 |
I wouldn't mind being his jester. |
it was electric7 02.04.2006 09:02 |
I would be the person who would tie his shoes :) |
Sicmot 02.04.2006 09:19 |
I find it bizarre to find that no-one wouldnt want to be his personal ass-wiper? :) |
Sergei. 02.04.2006 09:26 |
I would be his personal tea and biscuit chef, so long as I could sit and chat with him every day over a cup of Jasmine (no pot included)! :-D |
queenkateg4 02.04.2006 09:58 |
i wuld be his personal assistant cos that is me |
That guy who digs energy domes 02.04.2006 17:03 |
I could be his bodyguard and by the sounds of you all, I might work overtime guarding his body. Although, Flash, I got one of the Freddie shirts at the concert last week and well, its hurting my neck because I want to look down at Freddie but then it gets stiff. See what he's doing to me? |
RETROLOVE 02.04.2006 19:18 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: I could be his bodyguard and by the sounds of you all, I might work overtime guarding his body. Although, Flash, I got one of the Freddie shirts at the concert last week and well, its hurting my neck because I want to look down at Freddie but then it gets stiff. See what he's doing to me?That would hilarious seeing you as Freddie's bodyguard...that would be too funny...lol What would you wear, a black suit and tie, with some dark sunshades?...lol |
That guy who digs energy domes 02.04.2006 23:04 |
I would wear white pants and a yellow jacket so if someone tries to mob him, I'll be a decoy |
deleted user 03.04.2006 05:58 |
I think I would like to be his personal assistant, but... i dunno... Well i would like to be MARY AUSTIN FOR SURE!!! |
My Melancholy Blues 03.04.2006 06:31 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: I would wear white pants and a yellow jacket so if someone tries to mob him, I'll be a decoyCOOL!!! |
flash! 28068 03.04.2006 09:12 |
Interesting. Hmm.... i'd also very much like to tuck him in at night, read him a story and sing him a song he can fall asleep too. You could just imagine him being a little baby! I'd also comb his moustache... make it nice and presentable. lol |
Sharon G. 03.04.2006 09:51 |
Sicmot wrote: I find it bizarre to find that no-one wouldnt want to be his personal ass-wiper? :)And there you have it. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 03.04.2006 10:11 |
Sicmot wrote: I find it bizarre to find that no-one wouldnt want to be his personal ass-wiper? :)LOL!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
Rick 03.04.2006 10:47 |
His dentist. |
flash! 28068 03.04.2006 10:51 |
<font color=blue>Rick wrote: His dentist.B...b...b...but *trembles* y..you wouldn't dare get rid of his wonderful over-bite!? |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 03.04.2006 19:52 |
I would be hes guitar player... |
blerp 03.04.2006 20:17 |
I would want to be his task-writer-downer. Like I follow him around all day with a clipboard and pen and occasionally he would turn to me and say something like, "Fuck, erm, jot down something quick about getting the coke for tomorrow's concert." or "Ravie, meeting with entourage for lunch, 1 pm, Thursday...Thank you, here is a sugar cube." |
Madman007 03.04.2006 22:22 |
I like the cook idea... if not, I'd like to be his personal cat pamperer and pamper his cats to death. |
luthorn 04.04.2006 00:18 |
I would check that his cocaine is of the highest quality and does the job right. |
That guy who digs energy domes 04.04.2006 21:15 |
magicalfreddiemercury wrote: What would he call us? :-) If we worked for him, what do you think our nicknames would be?of course, as his bodyguard, I need a badass codename like Agent QOW or Agent Soap or something. Then if someone tries to shoot me Freddie can save me by yelling "Drop the soap!" |
FreeSpirit328 05.04.2006 01:46 |
Well there's two things... 1: taking care of his cats (like I did in that dream I had a while back). 2. Nurse Of course, I would rather had been his friend, but I love animals, and even though it would have been very said, taking care of him sounds appealing for some reason. I guess I'm kind of like a mother bear in some ways :) |
carboengine 05.04.2006 13:38 |
The following was on Queenzone last September, and is an interview of Peter Jones who worked as Freddie's driver. link I think in Peter Freestone's book, Peter said Freddie never read books (Freddie said that, too, in an interview, and thought they were a waste of time,) and he had no interest whatsoever in politics, national or international history or current events except for silly things such as how big the bows were getting on Sarah Ferguson's dresses. If I worked for Freddie, I would place him tenderly on a shelf with my very best precious china and worship and adore him. (He'd get bored with that in about two minutes.) |
blerp 05.04.2006 20:48 |
luthorn wrote: I would check that his cocaine is of the highest quality and does the job right.Freddie didn't need anyone to do that, he did it himself!! |
That guy who digs energy domes 05.04.2006 21:35 |
Lady Mercury would make a good secretary and I think Rai would be the best Personal assistant. Flashy should be with me on the security team |
Poo, again 06.04.2006 07:43 |
Working for Freddie would, imo, be a nightmare. I'd prefer to work WITH him. |
flash! 28068 06.04.2006 08:06 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Lady Mercury would make a good secretary and I think Rai would be the best Personal assistant. Flashy should be with me on the security teamlol! I'm afraid i'll have to be the one who assists his security in the bathroom and bedroom departments. ;) |
That guy who digs energy domes 08.04.2006 01:07 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:of course Flashy, I'll just watch the doors to make sure nobody walks in on you 2 XDQueen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Lady Mercury would make a good secretary and I think Rai would be the best Personal assistant. Flashy should be with me on the security teamlol! I'm afraid i'll have to be the one who assists his security in the bathroom and bedroom departments. ;) |
magicalfreddiemercury 08.04.2006 08:25 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:Except me, of course, right? I'd be allowed in, wouldn't I?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:of course Flashy, I'll just watch the doors to make sure nobody walks in on you 2 XDQueen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Lady Mercury would make a good secretary and I think Rai would be the best Personal assistant. Flashy should be with me on the security teamlol! I'm afraid i'll have to be the one who assists his security in the bathroom and bedroom departments. ;) |
flash! 28068 08.04.2006 11:32 |
magicalfreddiemercury wrote:LOL! If you insist, darling... but i don't like to share! :PQueen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:Except me, of course, right? I'd be allowed in, wouldn't I?<font color=red>Flash! wrote:of course Flashy, I'll just watch the doors to make sure nobody walks in on you 2 XDQueen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: Lady Mercury would make a good secretary and I think Rai would be the best Personal assistant. Flashy should be with me on the security teamlol! I'm afraid i'll have to be the one who assists his security in the bathroom and bedroom departments. ;) |
deleted user 08.04.2006 15:09 |
I wonna be his lemo driver! ! ! |
blerp 08.04.2006 16:22 |
I also wouldn't mind warming up his food in the microwave. (Pressing a bunch of buttons) "Erm..I think I broke it." |