Q: How many Queenzoners it takes to change a lightbulb?
A: 2136
First, John S Stuart makes the ultimate list of all different kinds of lightbulbs ever made.
Wilki makes some additions to John's list.
Pim & Niek invent a new kind of lightbulb. It's called 'Light In The Shadows'. Everybody's happy at first, but then Qzoners realise that this light doesn't really shine.
Lord Fickle tries to remix the old lightbulb with some of his own ideas. Again, it doesn't really shine.
Johnny Knoxville apparently has a replica of a lightbulb but he doesn't know how to change it.
Serry has the technical knowledge to change a lightbulb but he's too busy posting comments on Qzone to even notice that there is no light.
Brian May becomes aware of the problem and releases a new version of 'Back To The Light'. It's a charity single and the profits go to Queenfans' Lightbulb Project. 827 Qzoners buy the single but no new lightbulb emerge.
The Black Queen starts another topic concerning Roger's tackle. 46 Qzoners gladly reply, totally forgetting there is no light.
Flashman strikes again... but darkness remains.
Queen Productions release a new lightbulb but it turns out to be the old broken lightbulb in a new wrapping. Qzoners are frustrated.
Lady Mercury writes a novel, well actually a trilogy, about Freddie and Roger trying to change a lightbulb. Everyone thinks it's hilarious but fail to see any connection to their own current situation.
Finally, Thomas Quinn realises that Queenzone is a virtual environment. Therefore, it doesn't need a lightbulb. Suddenly, the light appears. 'It's a kind of magic!'
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Sebastian is trying to figure out who actually changed the lightbulb. After hours and hours of work he finds a solution: 'Based on the symmetric form of the lightbulb and the harmony of colours in light itself, it had to be Freddie.'
The new lightbulb doesn't seem to work for everyone. 119 leeches are asking if someone could put the lightbulb on Rapidshare while 76 want it to be Mega-uploaded. 7 of them say thanks afterwards.
Bryans Permed Poodle is not happy with the new lightbulb. He declares, 'The lightbulb is dead. RIP!'
1054 Qzoners disagree with BPP arguing that the new lightbulb isn't trying to replace the old lightbulb. Instead, the new lightbulb does its own thing and, in no way, diminishes the glory of the original lightbulb.
August R. is stoned to death for making fun of his fellow Qzoners and posting stupid lightbulb jokes on this forum.
Re This: "Finally, Thomas Quinn realises that Queenzone is a virtual environment. Therefore, it doesn't need a lightbulb. Suddenly, the light appears. 'It's a kind of magic!'"
Headlines in The Sun read:
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Thomas Quinn Demonstrates Skills; Presents Serious Challenge to Eric Clapton's Hold on the Title 'God'
Below the fold sub headline reads:
Perpetually 14 Years Old--Johnny Knoxville. Methuselah or Just a Kid with a Red Special Knockoff and No Clue How to Tune Up?