RETROLOVE 19.03.2006 16:20 |
Okay, its confession time...what is something that you've done in the past month, year or so that you are a little ashamed, but its still funny, etc... I admit this one thing, but I have some more to admit too, just have to think about it: I wear granny panties...I know I know...I'm not too much of a thong person,(so uncomfortable) even if it is " in style " lol! |
Carol! the Musical 19.03.2006 16:43 |
Lol, this happened some time ago... it was so embarrasing! I was at the mall, at a bookstore, flipping through some magazines. I saw one I wanted to buy, and tucked it under my arm to buy later. However, I forgot about it and walked out of the store with it! I only noticed when I was far from the store! I had to give it back and say I was sorry... My parents thought I stole it, lol. I kept saying, 'it was an accident!' This has happened many times, but that was the only time I actually left the store with it. :P |
deleted user 19.03.2006 17:21 |
Yesterday I got lost in Tesco. I know, at my age! I was wandering around the entire place like an eejit trying to find my mam and sister, looking down every aisle and all the time I was muttering, "Shit!" or "Fuck!" and old ladies were staring at me in disapproval! I nearly embarrassed myself further when I went to the checkout and was about to say, "Excuse me, I can't find my mammy!" But I decided against it luckily at the very thought of how stupid I would look. I found her in the end! |
deleted user 19.03.2006 17:46 |
I was on the bus the other day and I was listenin to Death on two legs and it wasnt until the end of the song that I realised I was singing out loud.Sooooooo embarressin |
Brimon 19.03.2006 17:51 |
Over the past few months I've taken to wearing my wife's knickers. Not for any sexual kick, honest. It started when I was in a rush to go to work and I couldn't find any clean underwear. In my desperation I stuck on a pair of the wife's maternity knickers and I've never looked back. Women's knickers are so comfortable and allow your privates to breathe, which can't be a bad thing. |
KillerQueen840 19.03.2006 20:36 |
Ok, I need a place to write this... Well last food-related post I made was about my experience with canned bread. This is another true story: I ate a purple carrot today. And it was so good. They are supposedly good for you, too. And it was PURPLE. A PURPLE CARROT. Can you believe it? I'm not lying. |
RETROLOVE 20.03.2006 00:43 |
OMG these are some hilarious confessions!!! KillerQueen, a purple carrot, is that possible to have a purple carrot, lol!!! |
RETROLOVE 20.03.2006 01:57 |
Quonkers: Love your picture of Brian May on your profile...sooooo cute!! |
Munchsack 20.03.2006 10:50 |
Gotta go now, will post when I get home. |
Sherwood Forest 20.03.2006 14:25 |
im ashamed of falling asleep in the middle of my conversation with ben :S |
@ndy38 20.03.2006 14:26 |
JamieSureWould<br><font size=1>QOQOW wrote: im ashamed of falling asleep in the middle of my conversation with ben :SHahaha! |
Sherwood Forest 20.03.2006 15:45 |
<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote:like he wasnt boring me i was just kind of tiredJamieSureWould<br><font size=1>QOQOW wrote: im ashamed of falling asleep in the middle of my conversation with ben :SHahaha! :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S lol :S |
deleted user 20.03.2006 16:05 |
My friend has this picture of me air-guitaring...Showed it to a guy i liked.....Im now know as the profesianal Air-guitaring rock god..... |
That guy who digs energy domes 20.03.2006 16:14 |
JamieSureWould<br><font size=1>QOQOW wrote:Me and Jamie went all night long. Its true!<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote:like he wasnt boring me i was just kind of tired :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S lol :SJamieSureWould<br><font size=1>QOQOW wrote: im ashamed of falling asleep in the middle of my conversation with ben :SHahaha! |
Sherwood Forest 20.03.2006 16:37 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote:oh yea cant deny thatttJamieSureWould<br><font size=1>QOQOW wrote:Me and Jamie went all night long. Its true!<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote:like he wasnt boring me i was just kind of tired :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S lol :SJamieSureWould<br><font size=1>QOQOW wrote: im ashamed of falling asleep in the middle of my conversation with ben :SHahaha! |
Freya is quietly judging you. 20.03.2006 16:38 |
Something that for some reason I find really embarrassing happened today. I was sat with this guy who I really like, my friend comes and sits with us, she looks at my boobs and says 'You know your boobs are massive, seriously look I think they're bigger than Tori's, in fact they are, look at me a second, my god they're REALLY BIG' then she started poking them. I hit her. |
Lester Burnham 20.03.2006 16:44 |
<font color=Violet face="Mistral">POPPY wrote: Something that for some reason I find really embarrassing happened today. I was sat with this guy who I really like, my friend comes and sits with us, she looks at my boobs and says 'You know your boobs are massive, seriously look I think they're bigger than Tori's, in fact they are, look at me a second, my god they're REALLY BIG' then she started poking them. I hit her.Well, I'm a sucker for boobs - enough so to bring me out of the woodworks and demand pictures for comparison. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 20.03.2006 16:59 |
Lester Burnham wrote:Ha.. Haven't seen you for a while.. Hmmm.. All it takes is boobs for you to reappear then?<font color=Violet face="Mistral">POPPY wrote: Something that for some reason I find really embarrassing happened today. I was sat with this guy who I really like, my friend comes and sits with us, she looks at my boobs and says 'You know your boobs are massive, seriously look I think they're bigger than Tori's, in fact they are, look at me a second, my god they're REALLY BIG' then she started poking them. I hit her.Well, I'm a sucker for boobs - enough so to bring me out of the woodworks and demand pictures for comparison. |
Lester Burnham 20.03.2006 17:55 |
<font color=Violet face="Mistral">POPPY wrote:If there were more boobs, I would be around more often.Lester Burnham wrote:Ha.. Haven't seen you for a while.. Hmmm.. All it takes is boobs for you to reappear then?<font color=Violet face="Mistral">POPPY wrote: Something that for some reason I find really embarrassing happened today. I was sat with this guy who I really like, my friend comes and sits with us, she looks at my boobs and says 'You know your boobs are massive, seriously look I think they're bigger than Tori's, in fact they are, look at me a second, my god they're REALLY BIG' then she started poking them. I hit her.Well, I'm a sucker for boobs - enough so to bring me out of the woodworks and demand pictures for comparison. |
iGSM 20.03.2006 18:16 |
CARROTS ARE NATURALLY PURPLE! I believe..the orange variety are called Dutch Carrots. And parsnips are ghost carrots. And potatoes aren't carrots at all. |
Sergei. 20.03.2006 18:42 |
?^ I have this thing for ripping off the little sweepstakes entry forms that you find at grocery stores. So, this one time, I was with my mom, and standing right at the cashier's stand, right in front of the lady.. and I ripped off about five of these little things that i THOUGHT were entry forms, when they turned out to be a RIP OFF CALENDAR. Lol you should have seen my face as I tried to put them back, and all the while the cashier lady is looking at me like, "You are SUCH a dumbass." |
iGSM 20.03.2006 18:43 |
Oh, go breast feed your 10 year old daughter, Sasha! ;) |
blerp 20.03.2006 19:23 |
this doesn't happen every weekend, but sometimes something horrible will happen and i will run out of knickers, then i have to go commando for a bit and then my dad will do the laundry finally and i will be saved in the 'knick' of time (hahaha)... |
blerp 20.03.2006 19:24 |
onelonelypussycat wrote: Okay, its confession time...what is something that you've done in the past month, year or so that you are a little ashamed, but its still funny, etc... I admit this one thing, but I have some more to admit too, just have to think about it: I wear granny panties...I know I know...I'm not too much of a thong person,(so uncomfortable) even if it is " in style " lol!man, this whole thread is about panties and breasts and so on! |
Cwazy little thing 20.03.2006 19:28 |
Ace isnt it! |
blerp 20.03.2006 19:33 |
Cwazy little thing wrote: Ace isnt it!haha...are you the one singing in your profile picture? |
Mr.Jingles 20.03.2006 21:31 |
Call me a pussy all you want... Yesterday I was watching this documentary on Animal Planet about elephant seals who live in one of the islands around the Falklands. In these islands Killer Whales hunt for seals, and it just happened to be that a lot of female seals were giving birth to their cubs during that time of the year. One of them was killed by a killer whale while she was still nursing her baby. The cub waits on the shore for his mother to return, and you can see the poor little thing crying because she's not coming back. Then the cub starts feeling hungry and tries to find comfort and food from other seal mothers, who immediatly reject him and at times try to attack him when they notice that the cub is not theirs. They mentioned that the cub will eventually die from hunger since only her mother can provide him food. The guy filiming mentioned that as much as he wished he could help that little cub, there was absolutely nothing he could possibly do. Watching the tragedy of that poor cub almost me cry. Yes, I'm a sissy fuckin' pussy. I just can't help being so sensitive to seeing animals suffering like that. |
KillerQueen840 20.03.2006 22:02 |
Mirror, mirror I confess I can't escape this emptiness No more reason to pretend Here comes that same old feeling againnnnnnnnn |
RETROLOVE 21.03.2006 00:29 |
childwhoevery1hates: Ahhhhhh, dont feel bad...we all do silly stuff like that, trust me...I've done it before...let me tell you a story: I actually used to work at a grocery store, and I remember I was doing a shop-back (taking a product back to its department, etc) and I was taking back a sack of oranges, and this really cute guy was starring at me, and I was smiling at him back...all of a sudden, the sack breaks and the oranges started rolling everywhere on the floor, and this was A BIG SACK OF ORANGES, trust me!!! He was laughing at me, and he didnt even try to help. I felt like a dumbass!!! What are the sweptstakes your talking about? |
RETROLOVE 21.03.2006 00:39 |
Mr.Jingles: That was soooooooo sad :(!!! It makes me happy to NOT be an animal...:( Thats a sad reality for those little things! Hey, hey.... your not a pussy for saying that. I actually find it sexy when a man has a sensitive side...theres nothing wrong with a man crying, being scared, being fearful of heights,etc, having phobias, etc...there is NOTHING wrong with that...thats called, BEING HUMAN, darling! Peace!!! |
RETROLOVE 21.03.2006 06:29 |
Okay...I have some more things to admit....: I have the Pussycat dolls new CD, and I also have Black eyed peas latest CD....and their both next to my Queen CD's that I have...mmmmmmm(breathing in and out!) I finally feel so freeeeeeeeeee!!! Another confession: I am not a virgin, but I have yet to have a good sexual experience in my life, and no, I have never had an orgasm....:( I know its a tragedy!!! |
Cwazy little thing 21.03.2006 07:40 |
LadyMercury wrote:Yeah - thats me, lol. Why do you ask?Cwazy little thing wrote: Ace isnt it!haha...are you the one singing in your profile picture? If your interested you can have a look at our myspace - link |
Munchsack 21.03.2006 08:34 |
OK, most of you will be disappointed in Munch for not having a more embarassing story, but this is pretty embarassing for me, but still really funny. Anyway, so Munch was on a plane to Barcelona last year and I was drinking Irn-Bru (a carbonated soft drink well known for its magical healing properties and mostly drunk in Scotland). I took a large gulp and a little dribbled down my chin (the front one, the other six were still dry) and by instinct, tried to catch it with my top lip. I had forgotten that my mouth was still full of Irn-Bru and spilled it all down my front. Duh! P.S. I do have some more embarassing stories, but I'm not sharing. At least, not yet. |
spymyshadow 21.03.2006 10:57 |
is the 'purple carrot'a metaphor for something I'm afraid it is for? Anyway I suffer from a kind of latourette syndrome. I find myself screaming out loud 'Help!!!!' even when nothing's happening to me, no matter where I am. Or I read out loud the brands people wear. This is the source of many unpleasant situations. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 21.03.2006 12:05 |
Lester Burnham wrote:I wish you were around more often, I miss reading your amusing posts.<font color=Violet face="Mistral">POPPY wrote:If there were more boobs, I would be around more often.Lester Burnham wrote:Ha.. Haven't seen you for a while.. Hmmm.. All it takes is boobs for you to reappear then?<font color=Violet face="Mistral">POPPY wrote: Something that for some reason I find really embarrassing happened today. I was sat with this guy who I really like, my friend comes and sits with us, she looks at my boobs and says 'You know your boobs are massive, seriously look I think they're bigger than Tori's, in fact they are, look at me a second, my god they're REALLY BIG' then she started poking them. I hit her.Well, I'm a sucker for boobs - enough so to bring me out of the woodworks and demand pictures for comparison. |
Munchsack 21.03.2006 12:11 |
POPPY wrote:I wish you were around more often, I miss reading your amusing posts.Well, you know what to do. |
That guy who digs energy domes 21.03.2006 13:15 |
My confession is that Jamie is way too good for me and Im hella lucky she dont realize that. |
KillerQueen840 21.03.2006 14:57 |
link There. Gotta love picture phones, hehe. |
Sergei. 21.03.2006 17:04 |
Onelonelypussycat: well, sweepstakes as in like, "enter today and you could go on a Carribean Cruise!!" I like taking those and writing, "yo momma" all over them and then dropping them in the entry box :-P |
Sergei. 21.03.2006 17:06 |
KillerQueen: lol @ the carrot! At first I thought it was a terd and then I read the whole thread and realised what it was... |
RETROLOVE 22.03.2006 00:23 |
Munchsack: That was soooooo hilarious, especially when you said the first chin, the six other ones were still dry...I have a double chin myself, and I work out like almost everyday, and it just wont go anywhere, I have such a "pie face..." lol! |
RETROLOVE 22.03.2006 01:09 |
Sasha: Yeah, I dont think I should have mentioned the sex thing, I should have just left that alone, lol :( The pussycat dolls confession thing was enough, I know...lol |
RETROLOVE 22.03.2006 01:16 |
Hey Killerqueen: How did you change the font in your siggy, I would like to that, I tried to change it, but it wouldnt work for me :( what html code do you use? |
Carol! the Musical 22.03.2006 01:17 |
<font color=lime>KillerQueen840 wrote: link There. Gotta love picture phones, hehe.Whoa, purple carrot! :D |