Ok this is just for fun. Just post your fave "crap" cheesy pick up lines. Heres some of mine - and no I dont use them either!!! lol
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
All those curves and me with no brakes!
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?
Do you have an inhaler cause you just took my breath away!
Please can I have a picture of you because i want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to arrest you coz you trespassed thru my mind n then you stole my heart!
Do you work in the post office, cause i thought i saw you checking out my package.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
You make my software turn to hardware!
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
I'd dress up as a cop and say the following:
"You have the right to remain aroused. Anything you see or touch can and will be rubbed against you in the court of sex".
Dae ye ken the difference between a Scotch egg and mah nob? Naw? Well how dae ye fancy gaun oan a picnic wi me?
Well it's no gonnae suck it'sel.
The only reason ah'd boot ye oot ma bed wid be tae shag ye oan the flair.
Git yer gums aroond ma plums.
Dae ye fancy a podger? Naw? Well wid ye mind huddin still while ah huv yin?
Git yer jaws aroond ma baws.
Here's ten bob fir the phone. Away an tell yer maw thit ye'll no be hame the nicht.
fatty.
this one never fails NEVER
If you had 11 roses and looked in the mirrow you would see the 12 most Beautiful things in the world !!!!
it really does work despite the chessyness