| That guy who digs energy domes 13.02.2006 22:20 |
Ladymoonshinedown? I got this one. You think Brian and Roger wanted to tour with Paul Rodgers? Fuck no! Here is how Paul Rodgers' tyrannical and insane behavior led to this tour. On February 14th, 2004, Paul stated his thoughts on a new tour with him as the frontman while they were opening their valentines from all the Queen fans. Brian didnt like this idea and said, "Paul, youre a great singer; but I think you'd be better off doing Elvis." Now, Paul was eager to press the issue and said, "what if we wouldnt call it Queen. We could call it Queen+Paul Rodgers! Then all of those fanatic fans who think they can talk to Freddie will realize that Im not replacing him!" Then, Roger said, "Paul, you know we have some dumbasses in our fan base. You never know what they will try to pull." Paul was now irate at their refusal. He darted towards Brian and snatched the valentine from his hand. "Wha, What are you doing?" Brian stuttered. "If you dont let me tour with you," Paul shrieked, "I will tear every one of those valentines in two!" Now, this is where John took his cue to leave. He took his box of valentines and darted away from Paul. He went to Australia where, to this day, he sits in a dark corner, reading each card over and over and muttering, "not my valentines, no rip my valentines." Back to the moment- Brian began trying to reason with the irate Paul Rodgers. Paul then, remembered what Brian had confessed to him years ago. Brian was a diehard Hello Kitty fan. Paul, seeing the advantage said, "and those Hello Kitty ones, I shall rip those into 4!" Roger then tried to call Paul out on his bluff, "You cant tear up ALL of our valentines; you will get nasty papercuts." Paul, in his ulitmate resourcefulness, quickly brandished a pair of yellow gardening gloves with flowers stitched into them and retorted, "Oh yes, I can." Left with no choice, Brian and Roger were forced to submit, or else Hello Kitty would kick the bucket. And THAT is how the tour got started. Cheers |
| bohemian_queer 13.02.2006 23:59 |
lmao! nice one QOW. |
| RETROLOVE 14.02.2006 01:47 |
Okay...:) |
| Iam the one 14.02.2006 16:56 |
Nice.Now i finally know why they starrted up with him.Thanks... |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 14.02.2006 17:17 |
Ohhh how i thought it was true! lol |
| it was electric7 14.02.2006 17:24 |
Wait...your joking right? |
| Hooligan's Holiday 14.02.2006 20:23 |
Sounds to me like Deaky's been cowering in fear al this time so Paul won't rip up his valentines... |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 14.02.2006 20:25 |
it was electric7 wrote: Wait...your joking right?At the beggining i was thinking the same... i thought omggggg Brian and Roger were forced to tour shit shit shit... but as u can see its all a Valentine prank, is that the word? lol |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 14.02.2006 20:29 |
<B><font color=black>*39*<B> wrote: Sounds to me like Deaky's been cowering in fear al this time so Paul won't rip up his valentines...LOL! in it maaaaan hahazzz |
| All I Hear Is Radio Gaga 14.02.2006 21:07 |
lol Happy Valentines Day Cheers |
| inu-liger 14.02.2006 22:16 |
Geez, no wonder Brian gets touchy whenever I ask him about Hello Kitty, one of my most-beloved anime shows of all time :P |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.02.2006 22:59 |
I wish LadyMoonshineDown would reply... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.02.2006 20:00 |
EDIT- I said that flowers were "stitched" into Paul's gardening gloves from hell well, the word I was looking for was "embroidered" |
| deleted user 15.02.2006 21:08 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: Now, this is where John took his cue to leave. He took his box of valentines and darted away from Paul. He went to Australia where, to this day, he sits in a dark corner, reading each card over and over and muttering, "not my valentines, no rip my valentines."i could imagine that |
| LadyMoonshineDown 15.02.2006 21:38 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: Ladymoonshinedown? I got this one. You think Brian and Roger wanted to tour with Paul Rodgers? Fuck no! Here is how Paul Rodgers' tyrannical and insane behavior led to this tour. On February 14th, 2004, Paul stated his thoughts on a new tour with him as the frontman while they were opening their valentines from all the Queen fans. Brian didnt like this idea and said, "Paul, youre a great singer; but I think you'd be better off doing Elvis." Now, Paul was eager to press the issue and said, "what if we wouldnt call it Queen. We could call it Queen+Paul Rodgers! Then all of those fanatic fans who think they can talk to Freddie will realize that Im not replacing him!" Then, Roger said, "Paul, you know we have some dumbasses in our fan base. You never know what they will try to pull." Paul was now irate at their refusal. He darted towards Brian and snatched the valentine from his hand. "Wha, What are you doing?" Brian stuttered. "If you dont let me tour with you," Paul shrieked, "I will tear every one of those valentines in two!" Now, this is where John took his cue to leave. He took his box of valentines and darted away from Paul. He went to Australia where, to this day, he sits in a dark corner, reading each card over and over and muttering, "not my valentines, no rip my valentines." Back to the moment- Brian began trying to reason with the irate Paul Rodgers. Paul then, remembered what Brian had confessed to him years ago. Brian was a diehard Hello Kitty fan. Paul, seeing the advantage said, "and those Hello Kitty ones, I shall rip those into 4!" Roger then tried to call Paul out on his bluff, "You cant tear up ALL of our valentines; you will get nasty papercuts." Paul, in his ulitmate resourcefulness, quickly brandished a pair of yellow gardening gloves with flowers stitched into them and retorted, "Oh yes, I can." Left with no choice, Brian and Roger were forced to submit, or else Hello Kitty would kick the bucket. And THAT is how the tour got started. CheersGod, do I love you or what? Cheers Oh, and I like how you said 'cheers', almost as if you've been saying that for a long time. ;) |
| LadyMoonshineDown 15.02.2006 21:39 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: I wish LadyMoonshineDown would reply...And alas, here I reply. Cheers |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.02.2006 08:43 |
OK, Ladymoonshinedown, what next? How about a report on how 39 explains Brian's infatuation with Hello Kitty? |
| LadyMoonshineDown 16.02.2006 20:11 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: OK, Ladymoonshinedown, what next? How about a report on how 39 explains Brian's infatuation with Hello Kitty?Nah. Brian may have an acute infatuation with Hello Kitty, but his real problem; his addiction, more or less, is with doilies. We could discuss that, if you want. ;) Cheers |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.02.2006 22:32 |
Ok, what kind of dollies does Brian love? Does he go for GI-Joe's? Maybe hes in touch with the effeminate Barbies? Or wait, could Brian be into those little sailor dolls? |
| Music Man 18.02.2006 23:38 |
LadyMoonshineDown wrote: Brian may have an acute infatuation with Hello KittyThe juxtaposition of a certain two significant words in this sentence entertained me. That's all I have to say. |
| habalushy 05.03.2006 10:25 |
i love the story, very factual |
| Hooligan's Holiday 05.03.2006 18:00 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: Ok, what kind of dollies does Brian love? Does he go for GI-Joe's? Maybe hes in touch with the effeminate Barbies? Or wait, could Brian be into those little sailor dolls?Dude, DOILIES, not dollies. You know, the little white lacy things? |
| LadyMoonshineDown 05.03.2006 23:27 |
<B><font color=black>*39*<B> wrote:Exaaaaaactly.Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: Ok, what kind of dollies does Brian love? Does he go for GI-Joe's? Maybe hes in touch with the effeminate Barbies? Or wait, could Brian be into those little sailor dolls?Dude, DOILIES, not dollies. You know, the little white lacy things? Cheers |
| That guy who digs energy domes 06.03.2006 13:03 |
Paul Rodgers took my contact lenses and wont give them back until the concert. Im sorry |
| LadyMoonshineDown 17.03.2006 14:02 |
Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Bitch</h6> wrote: Paul Rodgers took my contact lenses and wont give them back until the concert. Im sorryHa. Then find your glasses. Nerd. ;) Cheers |
| That guy who digs energy domes 17.03.2006 16:48 |
this is that evil bastard Paul Rodgers, you think he hasnt taken them too? |