QueenZone discussion #715245

Chuck Norrisisms

Chuck Norrisisms

DavidRFuller
06.02.2006 15:12		 I don't know if you guys have seen these before, or how old they are, but here you go:
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Mr.Jingles
06.02.2006 17:13		 Has anyone seen the Chuck Norris clips from 'Walker Texas Ranger' that Conan O'Brien used to feature on his show.
It was the most hilarious shit on earth. My favorite is the one where the bad guy falls on a bear trap and Walker comes and punches him in the face.
.DeaconJohn.
06.02.2006 17:27		 link
Mr.Jingles
06.02.2006 17:47		 Here's one of the Conan clips...
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That guy who digs energy domes
06.02.2006 21:33		 Oh, god. This was in the newspaper a month ago.
Lester Burnham
06.02.2006 22:01
Mr.Jingles wrote: Here's one of the Conan clips... link
Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.
Mr.Jingles
06.02.2006 22:34
Lester Burnham wrote:
Mr.Jingles wrote: Here's one of the Conan clips... link
Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.
Walker told me I had AIDS
Queenrocks4579
08.02.2006 18:18		 all the guys at my school flippin talk about chuck norris all the time lol!
That guy who digs energy domes
08.02.2006 19:58
Queenrocks4579 wrote: all the guys at my school flippin talk about chuck norris all the time lol!
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL!
Haystacks Calhoun
09.02.2006 00:17		 Guns don't kill people.....
Chuck Norris kills people.
Erin
09.02.2006 08:10
Lester Burnham wrote:
Mr.Jingles wrote: Here's one of the Conan clips... link
Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.
Abso-friggin-lootly...that was hilarious! :-D
Queenrocks4579
09.02.2006 18:40		 Chuck Norris is the worst actor in the world but you have to love him just cuz he is Chuck Norris lol!
Mr.Jingles
09.02.2006 19:31
Queenrocks4579 wrote: Chuck Norris is the worst actor in the world but you have to love him just cuz he is Chuck Norris lol!
I thought it was Steven Seagal.
To be honest, Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like Bruce Lee.
DavidRFuller
09.02.2006 20:24		 To be honest, Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like Bruce Lee. And Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.
deth_is_the_#1_killer
21.09.2009 19:28		 chuck norris... end of story

godzilla is japan's rendition of chuck norris's first visit to tokyo
deth_is_the_#1_killer
21.09.2009 19:29		 gaara of the sands dick is 12345678910 miles long
deth_is_the_#1_killer
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