Haystacks Calhoun wrote: How many dimples on your ass ?
Uh, I believe Barry post said "Any number between 300 and 500 dimples is reasonable".
Of course, I'm not sure if mine is reasonable or not. We argue a lot.
I've seen many marriages destroyed because the wife did not know about shrinkage. It's best to inform the ladies at an early age so that they can overcome the trauma of first seeing.. the effects.
And for the less-endowed guys out there, it's a wonderful excuse which most women are sympathetic with - once they understand what's going on, of course.