I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for nearly a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her
beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her firm pert arse. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.
When she reached the top she lifterd her skirt, ripped off her tiny black thong and threw it down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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bitesthedust<br><h6>The QZ gentleman... wrote: Surely the moral is : Never keep your condoms in your car?
You don't get it. The guy was going to screw her sister, but, he needed to get some condoms so he went to the car to get them. But the family were outside and saw him coming out thinking he was not going to screw her. BUT HE REALLY WAS CAUSE HE WAS GONNA GO GET CONDOMS!!
bitesthedust<br><h6>The QZ gentleman... wrote: Surely the moral is : Never keep your condoms in your car?
You don't get it. The guy was going to screw her sister, but, he needed to get some condoms so he went to the car to get them. But the family were outside and saw him coming out thinking he was not going to screw her. BUT HE REALLY WAS CAUSE HE WAS GONNA GO GET CONDOMS!!