QueenZone discussion #702185

Haystacks Calhoun wrote: 1) Cleveland Steamer:
A) Simply put, it's when you defecate on your partner after sex, usually on the chest. It generally occurs after engaging in a sex act. It can be done to pleasure one or the other or both. It can take the form of revenge (e.g. after breakup sex). It can even be administered after the recipient has fallen asleep.
B) Leaving shit stains on your partner's torso while tea-bagging or titty fucking (see also Chili Dog). Some simple ass-policing could prevent this mortifying and potentially relationship-ending faux pas, unless you're into that kind of thing. Perhaps these shit stain leavers are the same kids whom we referred to as Captain Skids at summer camp for their consistent display of brown stains showcased on the corresponding ass section of their tighty-whities.
The Cleveland Steamer is not to be confused with its somewhat more humane yet less advanced cousin to the south, the Cincinnati Steamer, which is when you shit on your partner's Saran-Wrapped face. Also not to be confused with the Blumpie (see below).
2) Hot-Carl: Here's the deal: Man butt-fucks woman. Just prior to the nut busting he sticks his dick in his partner's mouth. She proceeds to suck him to orgasm, with the hot load getting blown in her head hole. Poo en masse is not necessarily employed here, but fecal traces will occur on the cock during the post heinie-poking phase of this singular act. [ there is some controversy regarding the definition of the Hot Carl - wome are sure it's when you poo in someone's mouth.]
3) Cincinnati Bowtie - When tittie fucking your woman, changing positions so that your ass in in her face, with your hangy down things at the base of her neck, creating quite a lovely bowtie effect.
4) Chili Dog: (a) When you titty fuck a woman after pooping a massive coat of the runny brown anal love stuff (preferably in the diarrheic form) all over her chest. Does the crap act as a lubricating stimulant? Quite possibly so. Does the crapee enjoy this scatological addition to having her lover's purple helmeted love warrior shafted between her breasts? I can't rightly say. Do I like to ask questions and then answer them myself? Apparently so. In summation: Dick=frankfurter; shit=chili; tits=bun, hence the chili dog. (b) A post Dirty Sanchez (see next definition) titty fuck. c) Titty fucking after butt fucking with the phallus encased in a layer post-sodomy fecal matter. Discoloring of the breasts may occur.
I'm partial to (a) myself, if not so much for the massive quantity of shit involvement alone then nothing else. But don't let me tell you how to chili dog the lady of your choice. Also not to be confused with the novice level Hot Dog Bun, which is the (mostly) feces-free act of thrusting one's penis through and between, but not into, the female lover's ass cheeks thus creating a human Sabrett.
5) Dirty Sanchez: (a) When a man finishes poking his woman [ or man - don't forget the gays] in the brown eye and he takes his penis to her face, drawing a mustache of shit across her upper lip. (b) The intimate post-coital act of a man sticking his finger (preferably index) up his ass. Then with one broad, brush stroke using her face as the canvas, he draws a traditional Mexican mustache over her lip. (c) Doing it doggie-style and sticking your finger deep enough into her anal cavity to strike oil. Money shot in the face. Slide the poopy digit under her nose, thus, creating a mustache effect.
Ok, you get the general concept despite the contradicting explanations. In summary: man uses his index finger or schlong (the quill) to mine earth tone fecal residue from his ass or his lover's (the inkwell) and painting a brown crapstache on her face. It's no Mona Lisa, but you got off so who cares? Dirty derives from the poop and Sanchez from the false fecal facial hair replica resembling that of a Mexican bandito's mustache. Imagine the milk advertisement

<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: Oh god that is disgusting OK, Im 16! THATS ILLEGAL HERE

-Luke_Taylor- wrote: am i the only one who just prefers sex here, who would really liked to get pissed on here, sick fuckers reminds me of a sick german porn i watched at school when i was 14