*a shitty rendition of Under Pressure hits while QOW makes his way to the ring*
Haystack! weve gone too long. We need to know who the true champ here is and we have no other way to settle it than in this very ring. I also want Bites The Dust as the referee and Andy38 to call the match and be a backup ref.
*with that, leans on the rope and waits for haystack*
another bell *rings*
The eagerness and intesity of the audience is deafening.
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commentator 1 here-
"and the match begins and referee BTD has checked the combatants for weapons, conviscatin a viibrator off Haystacks and a inflatable sheep off QOW. and wait, the lights go out and jesus something has just went smash...."
<font color=green>taylorgaga wrote: commentator 1 here-
"and the match begins and referee BTD has checked the combatants for weapons, conviscatin a viibrator off Haystacks and a inflatable sheep off QOW. and wait, the lights go out and jesus something has just went smash...."
Commentator 2 here -
"So, Taylor, how much do you think I can benchpress? Ballpark figure, go ahead and guess, I bet you'll be amazed."
*dissapointed with having the vibrators crash to the ring so soon, as they were triggered to fall after the match was over, I make the best of the situation and begin dancing*
So, therefore, the winner as a result of a DQ, er...QOW.
*leaps out of ring, down the aisle through the dressing rooms into the car park into a waiting car...*
*since there is no DQ in pro wrestling, especially in a no-holds barred match, and our referee has apparently quit, I grab QOW by the neck, pick him up off of his feet, and throw him into the middle of the now destroyed ring, covering him with flopping dildos*
