Anyone else love fatty's funny stories? The one he wrote at Christmas last year was hilarious. Anyway, this is a petition for him to write another (possibly festive) tale for us all this year. Here's hoping as many Zoners as it will take will reply to this post, showing fatty how many fans he has.
I agree, I wouldn't describe fatty's stories as anything other than art, but perhaps this will inspire him when he sees how many people love him.
This totally counts as a new vote.