Dan Corson, I think you're a very beautiful person. Where did you buy that shirt? Did you get it at Banana Republic, or did you get it at Dr. Wu's Clothing Outlet on Cuba Road?
I am here on Dan's behalf.
He got the shirt from me. I made it myself. He still owes me $300 for it. IOU after IOU... you lazy prick!!!!!!!!!!
*waves to Dan*
Yes, but I think what everyone wants to know is what kind of fabric did you use? If it is silk, did you purchase the silkworms at K&G Growers on 57th Street in downtown Bennington, or at Lilith's Gardens on Rowan in rural Buckingham? How long did you let the silkworms reproduce? Did you play any music for them? Was it on a Kenwood stereo system or on your car's stereo system? If it was your car, was it a 1983 Cadillac Eldorado? What color is your car?
Lester Burnham wrote: Yes, but I think what everyone wants to know is what kind of fabric did you use? If it is silk, did you purchase the silkworms at K&G Growers on 57th Street in downtown Bennington, or at Lilith's Gardens on Rowan in rural Buckingham? How long did you let the silkworms reproduce? Did you play any music for them? Was it on a Kenwood stereo system or on your car's stereo system? If it was your car, was it a 1983 Cadillac Eldorado? What color is your car?
Lester Burnham wrote: Yes, but I think what everyone wants to know is what kind of fabric did you use? If it is silk, did you purchase the silkworms at K&G Growers on 57th Street in downtown Bennington, or at Lilith's Gardens on Rowan in rural Buckingham? How long did you let the silkworms reproduce? Did you play any music for them? Was it on a Kenwood stereo system or on your car's stereo system? If it was your car, was it a 1983 Cadillac Eldorado? What color is your car?
you took the words right out of my mouth..
really? You were thinking those exact words? How cool is that?
Sir GH<br><h6>ah yeah</h6> wrote: I am here on Dan's behalf.
He got the shirt from me. I made it myself. He still owes me $300 for it. IOU after IOU... you lazy prick!!!!!!!!!!
*waves to Dan*
I think Dan Corson is very beautiful man. He has a beautiful, elegant smile, and is a great dresser. His fabulous blue-green eyes were the keys to a million dreams and wishes.
Lester Burnham wrote: Yes, but I think what everyone wants to know is what kind of fabric did you use? If it is silk, did you purchase the silkworms at K&G Growers on 57th Street in downtown Bennington, or at Lilith's Gardens on Rowan in rural Buckingham? How long did you let the silkworms reproduce? Did you play any music for them? Was it on a Kenwood stereo system or on your car's stereo system? If it was your car, was it a 1983 Cadillac Eldorado? What color is your car?
It was indeed silk, and it was purchased at K&G Growers. Where else!?!?? The silkworms did their thing for a month or so while a hired elastic orchestra endlessly played It's A Small World After All. After enduring that infernal tootling, I subsequently bashed my head with a 2x4, and I've been in bed for a week since the incident. My Eldorado is an '84, and it's a lovely puke green.
Any further questions?
Erin wrote: Sir GH = Dr. Wu of Dr. Wu's Clothing Outlet??
That would be I. How did you know!???!??
Janet wrote: Dan Corson is awesome.
Agreed. Except for that god-awful shirt he's wearing!!!! Who in the world gave that to him!??
P.S. I'll lower your tab to $200 if you know of a scientific method to remove It's A Small World After All from my memory permanently.