Serry, I think you're a great poster, so I feel that I can tell you this honestly without hurting your feelings, because I just want you to know that I care about you and want to be open with you, so that I can help you as much as I can.
You'll never be able to post something like this. You have such potential, but... something like this is beyond your grasp. I'm sorry, but I just had to say it - please don't be mad at me!