| Tyfoon 27.11.2005 13:56 |
Ok I was a bit bored so I decided to Have a bit fun so here goes! Ok, everyone post 5 words (no more, no less) to add to the story ( Must be Queen related). Try to keep it at least kinda on topic, and you may post as many times as you like. Ok i will start! Freddie and brian were talking... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 14:01 |
about Rogers fantastically large tackle |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 14:04 |
who had lost his bass |
| inthelapofthegods 27.11.2005 14:12 |
And he said to Brian, |
| inthelapofthegods 27.11.2005 14:17 |
John was just kidding, though... |
| inthelapofthegods 27.11.2005 14:21 |
Suddenly Brian's fairy godmother appeared...! |
| Missy May 27.11.2005 14:24 |
deciding to steal red special |
| Tyfoon 27.11.2005 14:25 |
and she said 'sorry but... |
| inthelapofthegods 27.11.2005 14:30 |
Brian began to disco dance. |
| inthelapofthegods 27.11.2005 14:33 |
They danced together, MJ style... |
| John S Stuart 27.11.2005 14:38 |
"Are you postman or letterbox?" |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 14:40 |
Roger stumbled and hurt himself |
| deleted user 27.11.2005 14:50 |
Freddie appeared with some lubricant....... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 14:53 |
Roger then looked very exited |
| StayingPower2010 27.11.2005 14:57 |
Brian quickly walked out blushing |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 14:58 |
Leaving roger and freddie alone.. |
| 7drylegs+1wet1 27.11.2005 15:23 |
to get on with 'it'... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 15:28 |
meaning the dishwashing of course! |
| deleted user 27.11.2005 15:38 |
Then the dishwash started talking |
| MelinaMercury 27.11.2005 15:47 |
and said lets join in |
| Just You and Me 27.11.2005 15:47 |
, not sure with what though. |
| MelinaMercury 27.11.2005 15:50 |
pull pipe out the back! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 27.11.2005 15:52 |
'oo-er' said Roger Meddows Taylor |
| MelinaMercury 27.11.2005 15:58 |
that just feels so good! |
| deleted user 27.11.2005 16:34 |
"Is this legal ?" said Freddie |
| Sergei. 27.11.2005 16:48 |
"You had better believe it." |
| deleted user 27.11.2005 17:00 |
Freddie ate his snack cakes. |
| deleted user 27.11.2005 17:02 |
Queen are supporting Women's Liberation. |
| deleted user 27.11.2005 17:03 |
Freddie watched "The Brady Bunch". |
| Mrs Taylor 05 27.11.2005 17:18 |
John found his bass and... |
| Smitty 27.11.2005 17:30 |
...beat Robbie Williams over the head with it. |
| StayingPower2010 27.11.2005 18:30 |
Brian sat on Robbie's head |
| it was electric7 27.11.2005 19:17 |
give me a massage brian |
| Mercuryworks 27.11.2005 19:38 |
Said Roger as he blowed |
| mercury_sparrow 27.11.2005 19:46 |
Whilst Freddie did the Macarena |
| blerp 27.11.2005 21:44 |
Freddie then removed his pants. |
| DreaminQueen 27.11.2005 21:48 |
To Put on leather chaps... |
| DreaminQueen 27.11.2005 21:51 |
And did his special strut... |
| rc 27.11.2005 22:06 |
...singing bohemian rhapsody off key... |
| Ker77 27.11.2005 23:27 |
because Rog was so good |
| j_stone2525 28.11.2005 00:26 |
at sucking golfballs through gardenhoses (sorry) |
| j_stone2525 28.11.2005 00:27 |
...said the horrible newspaper critic... |
| Knute 28.11.2005 01:35 |
As he scratched his nuts |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 02:00 |
then roger said to freddie... |
| bomber_dan 28.11.2005 04:17 |
"Go sing something, old Fred." |
| zaiga 28.11.2005 07:36 |
"Mamma Mia, let me go!" |
| father to my son 28.11.2005 09:40 |
am choking on golf balls |
| An Ordinary Guy 28.11.2005 10:19 |
Something's definitely wong, John noticed |
| kagezan1313 28.11.2005 11:38 |
as his pants lit up |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 11:38 |
as he played with roger's... |
| kagezan1313 28.11.2005 11:45 |
Zippo, which Roger had carelessly |
| Vulcan 28.11.2005 11:48 |
filled up with hydrochloric acid, |
| Vulcan 28.11.2005 11:49 |
filled up with hydrochloric acid, |
| Tyfoon 28.11.2005 11:57 |
unziped as he was lying... |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 12:00 |
undone when trying to romp.. |
| Tyfoon 28.11.2005 12:40 |
With debbie as freddie watched... |
| Crazy LittleThing 28.11.2005 12:51 |
with little tiny koi killers |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 28.11.2005 12:56 |
So freddie gave Roger a.. |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 13:06 |
big hug and touched his |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 28.11.2005 13:07 |
Nose, very fondly. Roger Said ".. |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 13:13 |
come upstairs i need to... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 28.11.2005 13:15 |
show you something very big.. |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 13:16 |
it is my extremely large.. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 28.11.2005 13:32 |
large italien corn fed turkey |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 13:50 |
But Roger was very persuasive.... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 28.11.2005 13:52 |
Soon Freddie couldn't resist Rogers.. |
| Crazy LittleThing 28.11.2005 13:53 |
green hair and fishing tackle |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 13:55 |
that wrapped lovingly round Freddie's... |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 14:27 |
warm and fuzzy pet who.. |
| kagezan1313 28.11.2005 14:48 |
[[[ Okay, this is highly disturbed and immature. It could have gone to funny places, but all this homo stuff is for children. ]]] |
| deleted user 28.11.2005 14:51 |
5 words dear you stupid... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 28.11.2005 15:00 |
the black queen xxxx wrote: warm and fuzzy pet who..bit off rogers cute nose. |
| Tyfoon 28.11.2005 15:54 |
freddie came in the room... |
| Tyfoon 28.11.2005 15:55 |
and said 'roger i have... |
| Tyfoon 28.11.2005 15:57 |
thought of a new song... |
| j0ck3 28.11.2005 15:58 |
<ignore> |
| Fairy 28.11.2005 17:34 |
which will explain the meaning |
| Fairy 28.11.2005 17:34 |
of Bohemian Rhapsody at last |
| blerp 28.11.2005 18:17 |
Then Brian bounced in happily |
| blerp 28.11.2005 18:21 |
Then Brian bounced in happily (woops, how did that happen?) |
| j_stone2525 28.11.2005 18:39 |
[I think this post is pretty good...as long as it's creative...and not just harping on perverted stuff (some perverntedness is paramount though ;-) )]. |
| Fairy 29.11.2005 03:58 |
Ravenetta wrote: that its not about AIDSNow fans will be amazed |
| Fairy 29.11.2005 04:01 |
Will they stop asking now? |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 11:00 |
if freddie is indeed gay? |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 12:41 |
Impressive........:P Freddie and Brian were talking about Roger's fantastically large tackle, when suddenly John Deacon appeared, who had lost his bass. He said to Brian, "Let us cut your hair." John was just kidding, though...But Freddie Mercury was serious! Suddenly Brian's fairy godmother appeared - deciding to steal red special, and she said: "Sorry but...it's my precious, only mine.." Brian began to disco dance. Freddie Mercury had bad winds... They danced together, MJ style... Roger stumbled and hurt himself. "Are you postman or letterbox?" Freddie appeared with some lubricant....... "I am the postman, dear." Roger then looked very exited. Brian quickly walked out blushing, leaving Roger and Freddie alone, to get on with 'it'... meaning the dishwashing of course! Then the dishwash started talking and said "Lets join in - pull pipe out the back!" "oo-er," said Roger Meddows Taylor. "That just feels so good!" "Is this legal ?" said Freddie. "You had better believe it." Freddie ate his snack cakes. John found his bass and beat Robbie Williams over the head with it. Brian sat on Robbie's head. "Give me a massage Brian," said Roger as he blowed whilst Freddie did the Macarena. Freddie then removed his pants, to put on leather chaps, and did his special strut singing Bohemian Rhapsody off key - "because Rog was so good at sucking golfballs through gardenhoses," said the horrible newspaper critic as he scratched his nuts. Then Roger said to Freddie... "Go sing something, old Fred." "Mamma Mia, let me go! Am choking on golf balls!" Something's definitely wong, John noticed, as his pants lit up and he played with Roger's Zippo, which Roger had carelessly filled up with hydrochloric acid and unzipped as he was lying undone when trying to romp with Debbie as Freddie watched his cats massacre his Koy-carps with little tiny koi killers. So freddie gave Roger a big hug and touched his nose very fondly. Roger Said "Come upstairs - I need to show you something very big...it is my extremely large italien corn fed turkey..." "I wouldnt dream of it!" But Roger was very persuasive.... Soon Freddie couldn't resist Roger's green hair and fishing tackle that wrapped lovingly round Freddie's warm and fuzzy pet who bit off rogers cute nose. Freddie came in the room, and said: 'Roger i have thought of a new song, which will explain the meaning of Bohemian Rhapsody at last, that its not about AIDS!!" Then Brian bounced in happily, and said "Now fans will be amazed -will they stop asking now if freddie is indeed gay?" (Bit worried about the way Freddie and Roger are "left alone", when John is still in the room???.......and Freddie "coming into the room" when it seems he is about to do something illegal with Roger??!) |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 13:22 |
brian said to roger 'roger... |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 13:24 |
...you sex-machine, why don't you...... |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 13:25 |
touch my very warm, delightful |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 13:27 |
explosion of hair which is |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 13:30 |
now covered in brian's lovely, ignore this one!! |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 13:34 |
now covered in my lovely |
| Tyfoon 29.11.2005 14:44 |
warm love as brian hugged... |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 15:23 |
his ridiculously thin leg. Roger |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 15:24 |
Roger smiled mischieviously to himself........ |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 15:26 |
and thought long about brian's |
| Crazy LittleThing 29.11.2005 16:22 |
thesis, "Motions of Interplanetary Dust" |
| deleted user 29.11.2005 16:44 |
"How boring darling !" said Freddie |
| blerp 29.11.2005 18:08 |
Brian walked out, very hurt |
| blerp 29.11.2005 18:09 |
by Freddie's most insincere comment. |
| Sergei. 29.11.2005 18:55 |
And began plotting his revenge. |
| blerp 29.11.2005 18:59 |
But Roger came over and |
| blerp 29.11.2005 19:00 |
calmed Brian's big fluffy head. |
| Sergei. 29.11.2005 19:22 |
Spanked him on the butt and said...,. |
| blerp 29.11.2005 22:02 |
Let me make some tea. [ha, that spank on the butt thing got me going] |
| deleted user 30.11.2005 08:35 |
then brian began to cry |
| deleted user 30.11.2005 12:51 |
I missed tonights "Eastenders" episode ! |
| spymyshadow 30.11.2005 13:04 |
Anita will give you the tape! |
| deleted user 30.11.2005 13:12 |
after she has had her.. |
| Aisha Sweetness 30.11.2005 17:11 |
Costume measured up for panto |
| blerp 30.11.2005 19:29 |
She will dress up as |
| blerp 30.11.2005 19:31 |
A giant Mediterranean prawn woman! |
| blerp 30.11.2005 19:33 |
But that was Freddie's idea. |
| Smitty 30.11.2005 21:24 |
As Freddie pondered what the... (:-P) |
| deleted user 01.12.2005 12:23 |
would be wearing for his.. |
| Aisha Sweetness 01.12.2005 14:28 |
cameo apperance in lost he... |
| Rider32 01.12.2005 14:36 |
said he would go naked. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 01.12.2005 14:39 |
'Brilliant!' Roger said, as he.. |
| Smitty 01.12.2005 14:53 |
...jumped into his super awesome... |
| deleted user 01.12.2005 15:21 |
time machine and went back |
| deleted user 02.12.2005 12:54 |
to that time when he... |
| deleted user 02.12.2005 13:01 |
accidently dyed his hair green |
| deleted user 02.12.2005 13:10 |
and never had any sex |
| deleted user 02.12.2005 13:12 |
for the whole damn night... |
| Sportzfan76 02.12.2005 13:16 |
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| deleted user 02.12.2005 13:16 |
One day he even stretched |
| Sportzfan76 02.12.2005 13:19 |
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| Sportzfan76 02.12.2005 13:20 |
the one's of questionable gender (I can't get this to follow TQuinn's post) |
| deleted user 02.12.2005 13:25 |
(You can see by the time posted what order they go in) |
| Sergei. 02.12.2005 16:52 |
This story is getting moldy. |
| deleted user 02.12.2005 17:33 |
John Deacons stripper appeared , holding....... |
| rc 02.12.2005 21:11 |
a bottle of coppertone sunscreen |
| Sergei. 02.12.2005 21:23 |
....and a razor. She began to shave... |
| deleted user 03.12.2005 04:08 |
johns hair but john didn't |