Hey, here's a good question. What is the most useless thing they could print Queen on and get you to buy?
I came up with a tissue box and paper towels.
Any good ideas?
Well, I'm not saying it would not be an honor to whipe my ass with Queen paper towels. Yes, I probably could be convinced into buying it.
As for whoever thinks I look like someone they know, sorry, my name is Ben and I live in Wisconsin.
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I'm talking like how they have flowers and ponies and kitties on the ones my mom gets. You know, maybe I could use Brian to whipe up my dog's face after she gets fed. Maybe Freddie to clean up spilt milk. I'd bet John is super-absorbent!
Hey, its a win/win situation. You should see Kelly with her rawhide now. She could get it off her nose and give John (or at least his picture) a big kiss at the same time!
As for whiping my ass, well, have you seen Braveheart?
After Willaim Wallace is executed and the king of scottland is about to surrender and one of the soldiers of the english says "I hope you cleaned your ass this morning because its about to be kissed by a king."
I could get my ass cleaned by a Queen!