A scouse dustman is going along a Liverpool street picking up the wheely
bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house
where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes
round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's
no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...
"Harro", says the jappy chappy. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks
the dustman.
"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman
smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...
Where's your Wheely Bin?"
"OK, OK!!!" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having a wank"