I'll play bass, drums and kazoo (multitracked of course) ;-)
Speaking of bass, I learnt to play "Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd today. That was too easy :P
(Except I'm not too familiar with 'Drop D tuning', so I still have to learn and practice that more)
I play guitar. Poorly. link
I mean, I can play better than I show there. But still, if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down.
Edit: Apparently it's not working right now. No matter, you aren't missing out on anything.