deleted user 22.10.2005 19:44 |
Well I've been living in the Chicago Palmer House Hilton for the past 2 months b/c I dont got nowhere to go. Every night at 2 AM I call room service and demand they bring me a buffet table. |
*goodco* 22.10.2005 20:50 |
Must be pretty cramped quarters, or are all 60 tables folded on top of each other? |
John S Stuart 22.10.2005 21:47 |
Doors, windows, walls, all that sort of stuff. |
Yuri 23.10.2005 01:12 |
i live in an old old dorm |
teleman 23.10.2005 01:18 |
I live in a shoebox in the middle of the road |
Bob The Shrek 23.10.2005 01:27 |
teleman wrote: I live in a shoebox in the middle of the roadYou were lucky. I used to live in t'septic tank....... |
Penis - Vagina 23.10.2005 03:11 |
Wish mine was a joke, but I actually do live in a 70 foot long trailer (caravan, for you Brits) in Kansas. It's falling apart and for nearly two years I haven't had gas service (prices were getting too high) so I use electric heaters, cook everything elctrically, have no hot water.. in colder times I heat water for washing, in warmer times I take cold showers. Sounds like hell perhaps, but I've gotten used to it and I find that I've saved a ton of money by going all-elecric. I basically live in one room most of the time and don't bother heating or cooling the rest :) Oh, and my water all comes from a single hose ever since the pipes froze and burst back in January. I keep meaning to get that fixed :-P |
deleted user 23.10.2005 04:21 |
Bob The Shrek wrote:You lucky bastard,teleman wrote: I live in a shoebox in the middle of the roadYou were lucky. I used to live in t'septic tank....... We where with 10 children and used to life under a rolled up newspaper, wich my father used to beat us up with everytime we got out of school |
Bob The Shrek 23.10.2005 05:41 |
<font color=silver>Dennis Daja wrote:Luxury.Bob The Shrek wrote:You lucky bastard, We where with 10 children and used to life under a rolled up newspaper, wich my father used to beat us up with everytime we got out of schoolteleman wrote: I live in a shoebox in the middle of the roadYou were lucky. I used to live in t'septic tank....... I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. |
John S Stuart 23.10.2005 11:44 |
Bob The Shrek wrote:You lucky, lucky, lucky bast*rds... kids to-day, don't even know they've been born!<font color=silver>Dennis Daja wrote:Luxury. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.Bob The Shrek wrote:You lucky bastard, We where with 10 children and used to life under a rolled up newspaper, wich my father used to beat us up with everytime we got out of schoolteleman wrote: I live in a shoebox in the middle of the roadYou were lucky. I used to live in t'septic tank....... |
Music Man 23.10.2005 15:23 |
All fourteen of my houses are pretty similar. Most of them are ocean front, however the bigger ones aren't. But hey, a twelve million dollar property can't have both an ocean front house AND a mansion. I can't complain too much, I guess. |
deleted user 23.10.2005 16:10 |
Music Man wrote: All fourteen of my houses are pretty similar. Most of them are ocean front, however the bigger ones aren't. But hey, a twelve million dollar property can't have both an ocean front house AND a mansion. I can't complain too much, I guess.Gees, you got a lot of playmobil. |
KillerQueen840 23.10.2005 16:12 |
My house has been freezing cold for the past few weeks, but my parents finally decided to turn on the heat today! Woo hoo! |
ibanez122 23.10.2005 16:32 |
A one bedroom apartment 5 min away from my college (yet i still drive) |
teleman 23.10.2005 17:40 |
John S Stuart wrote:Try and tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe youBob The Shrek wrote:You lucky, lucky, lucky bast*rds... kids to-day, don't even know they've been born!<font color=silver>Dennis Daja wrote:Luxury. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.Bob The Shrek wrote:You lucky bastard, We where with 10 children and used to life under a rolled up newspaper, wich my father used to beat us up with everytime we got out of schoolteleman wrote: I live in a shoebox in the middle of the roadYou were lucky. I used to live in t'septic tank....... |
Bob The Shrek 24.10.2005 04:36 |
Okay - what's the next Python sketch we can shamelessly copy? |
deleted user 24.10.2005 05:47 |
'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. |
Bohardy 24.10.2005 09:15 |
'Ello, Miss? |
Haystacks Calhoun 24.10.2005 09:47 |
I live in a van. |
John S Stuart 24.10.2005 10:42 |
Bob The Shrek wrote: Okay - what's the next Python sketch we can shamelessly copy?"Dead Parrot". Topically funny, or Bad taste? |
Yuri 24.10.2005 13:58 |
how about the cheese shop one? |
LiveAidQueen 24.10.2005 15:52 |
I am in a cramped trailer right now. Better than one of those even more cramped FEMA trailers, Eeek! |
carboengine 24.10.2005 15:54 |
I am into murals - three of them. The full-wall one in one bedroom is of a forest - restful looking. It has some moss hanging from the trees. One bathroom has a large Hawaian scene - palm tree, sandy beach, ocean. The full-wall living room mural is a copy of a painting of Tuscany, Italy, as though you were standing on a terrace and looking out over a square pool, and beyond that are vineyards, and beyond that are soft-colored hills and gentle mountains. The other bathroom has a clown theme with white walls and circle swirls of red, yellow, or blue paint I stamped on them. (I have since found out a lot of people really do not like clowns.) Above the kitchen cupboards, which are in an L-shape, there is a one-foot open space between them and the ceiling, and I have 34 clear glass bottles or jars spread across them (oops, that need some washing.) Not too long ago I bought a new refrigerator. I thought I had measured carefully, but when it was delivered, it wouldn't fit under the cupboard. Turns out the carpenters had installed the upper cupboards at a slant that I had not noticed before. So I had to hire a handyman to plane the bottom of the cupboard off and now the refrigerator fits -snugly. Of course, I have a couple of Freddie pictures magneted on the frig. In the entry, I have my Queen wall, or more to the point, my Freddie wall. I'll try to scan it and put it into my carboengine member profile. (Oops, something else is in there temporarily.) |
yamaha 24.10.2005 15:55 |
I live in a giant bucket. |
LiveAidQueen 24.10.2005 15:57 |
Not too shabby, not too shabby at all. |
Erin 24.10.2005 16:05 |
What's our house like? Hmm..I'd say overrun by pet hair.. We need one of those $500 Dyson vacuums..;-) |
carboengine 24.10.2005 16:08 |
Erin wrote: What's our house like? Hmm..I'd say overrun by pet hair.. We need one of those $500 Dyson vacuums..;-)Whatever you do, don't get one of those Roomba automatic vacs you see on tv. They don't work worth crap! The website roombacommunity.com has numerous sad tales of disappointed buyers, including me! |