| Haystacks Calhoun 14.10.2005 17:18 |
We are all, well, at least 30% of us, we are going to DIE a slow, painful, bloody Black Death... Fuck. |
| brENsKi 14.10.2005 17:34 |
we've had Bird Flu and Cat flu shame there's not a fucking canine equivalent....it might see of the Permed Poodle |
| Penis - Vagina 14.10.2005 17:53 |
Yes I really must stop french-kissing chickens. |
| bryans permed poodle 15069 14.10.2005 18:15 |
Haystacks Calhoun wrote: We are all, well, at least 30% of us, we are going to DIE a slow, painful, bloody Black Death... Fuck.AAAAATTTTIIISSSUUUEEE! Shit I think I've got it. Oh well who gives a fuck the Planet is over populated anyway. |
| poltergeist 14.10.2005 19:29 |
i'm from romania and it isn't that funny anymore... |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 14.10.2005 21:34 |
Wigglepuppy wrote: Yes I really must stop french-kissing chickens.They're so hard to resist, though... |
| Winter Land Man 14.10.2005 23:40 |
Get real. If we had severe worries, it'd be the top news headline. |
| john bodega 15.10.2005 05:51 |
Anyone remember SARS? No! But seriously, you have got to remember the key word in the following sentence. I'll emphasise it for you: "Bird flu *could* kill millions". It might, it might not. Take it easy, don't fuck any birds, don't go to Asia... you're covered. |
| brENsKi 15.10.2005 10:28 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Anyone remember SARS? No! But seriously, you have got to remember the key word in the following sentence. I'll emphasise it for you: "Bird flu *could* kill millions". ....of BIRDS!!!! |
| Winter Land Man 15.10.2005 11:30 |
Everyone who has been infected by Bird Flu, has had direct contact with them, and been bitten by the birds, or their feces. EWW! Except one girl. |
| KillerQueen840 15.10.2005 12:25 |
Ravenetta wrote: west nile!!!! <.<I usually worry about that too, lol. I'm better off not watching the news, because I worry about almost anything. Quite a few people died this summer/early fall of triple-E in my area. I was at the point where all of my clothes reeked of misquito repellent. I'm surprised I haven't converted to being a vegetairain by now on top of everything else as well. Dang, I wish I didn't eat that chicken for lunch. ...actually not really. It was my mum's version of Outback's Alice Spring's Chicken and it was wicked good. :-P |
| doremi 15.10.2005 12:26 |
First Oprah and vegetarians gave all us red bloooded beef eaters shit saying we would die of mad cow disease anf to give up eating beef...and instead... ...eat good old safe chicken and turkey. Now, health experts in the U.S. say that eating poultry may not be safe. Vegetables already are known to have life threateninf E-coli. Soon we'll only be able to eat.... ..........Soylent Green!........ ....(FYI, we who have seen the film know what Soylent Green in, but you who have not, are in for one hell of a surprise!) LOL! |
| KillerQueen840 15.10.2005 12:28 |
And you should keep in mind about biomagnification in all meats going up the food chain and being passed on to us. |
| bohemian 11513 15.10.2005 12:52 |
Anyway... bring on the chicks!!! :-) Face it, we all have to die sooner or later... ;-) PS: @zbonka12 Of course some have to Face It Alone... and that´s a pity! :-) |
| doremi 15.10.2005 13:03 |
You'lle have to pry my fried chicken, my turkey drumstick, from my cold dead hands! :D |
| bohemian 11513 15.10.2005 13:08 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: You'lle have to pry my fried chicken, my turkey drumstick, from my cold dead hands! :DCold dead hands? Come on... Arlene!!! :-) |
| Sonia Doris 15.10.2005 13:16 |
poltergeist wrote: i'm from romania and it isn't that funny anymore...yup, I know... it's not funny at all especially when they show on tv how they kill the birds... |
| bohemian 11513 15.10.2005 14:48 |
So you´ll better run for your life Sonia... quick!!! ;-) |
| Bob The Shrek 15.10.2005 14:59 |
When I was working on the Airbus I had a dual layered respirator to protect me from the hazardous materials (cyanide based paints, carbon particles etc), which I fortunately kept hold of - so I'll be fine. IF it gets to plague proportions, I will wander the streets with my cart, picking up dead bodies and painting red crosses on front doors ;-) |
| doremi 15.10.2005 15:32 |
Told you already... can't eat beef cuz of mad cow disease. can't eat poutlry cuz of the bird flu can't eat vegetables and fruits cuz of E-coli can't drink the water cuz of mercury and lead can't eat carbs cuz they make you obese and you die of heart disease can't drive Suv's cuz they roll-over can't have a bird for a pet cuz it will give you bird flu and you will die can't use the computer cuz it will give you carpel tunnel syndrome can't drive your car OR be a pedestrian cuz people with road rage will run you over Man, I'm going out like a FNG Viking. I want a 5 pound blood rare steak, served with fried chicken and mashed potatoes with extra butter, fresh pillsbury crescent rolls (carbs), an unwashed giant ass salad, a hot fudge sundae, a bowl of unwashed fruit, and afterwards I'm driving my Hummer, down the interstate with my pet parrot in the Hummer, using my laptop computer!!!!!!!!!! |
| KillerQueen840 15.10.2005 15:36 |
Don't forget clams during Red Tide season. ;-) |
| brENsKi 15.10.2005 16:45 |
Messenger Of Leah wrote: Everyone who has been infected by Bird Flu, has had direct contact with them, and been bitten by the birds, or their feces. EWW! Except one girl.how do you get bitten by faeces? |
| Winter Land Man 15.10.2005 19:44 |
<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote:Opps, I mean contact with. Sorry about that, I hope you forgive me. :)Messenger Of Leah wrote: Everyone who has been infected by Bird Flu, has had direct contact with them, and been bitten by the birds, or their feces. EWW! Except one girl.how do you get bitten by faeces? |
| musikal eXistenZ 15.10.2005 20:55 |
ha you know what sucks? i'm sick. have been since... late july god i hate birds too just because of that damn movie i wish i never watched it lmao |
| musikal eXistenZ 15.10.2005 20:57 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: Told you already... can't eat beef cuz of mad cow disease. can't eat poutlry cuz of the bird flu can't eat vegetables and fruits cuz of E-coli can't drink the water cuz of mercury and lead can't eat carbs cuz they make you obese and you die of heart disease can't drive Suv's cuz they roll-over can't have a bird for a pet cuz it will give you bird flu and you will die can't use the computer cuz it will give you carpel tunnel syndrome can't drive your car OR be a pedestrian cuz people with road rage will run you over Man, I'm going out like a FNG Viking. I want a 5 pound blood rare steak, served with fried chicken and mashed potatoes with extra butter, fresh pillsbury crescent rolls (carbs), an unwashed giant ass salad, a hot fudge sundae, a bowl of unwashed fruit, and afterwards I'm driving my Hummer, down the interstate with my pet parrot in the Hummer, using my laptop computer!!!!!!!!!!lmao can i love you? :-P |
| dragonzflame 16.10.2005 00:01 |
Not worried about bird flu. I can't help thinking that 3M are going to make a lot of money out of their masks...I remember the scaremongering over SARS and wow! we're still alive! The media blow things out of proportion. How many people died from SARS anyway? Did it even crack 10,000? I'm far more concerned about crossing the road, or taking the car out on a Saturday night, to be honest. |
| iGSM 16.10.2005 04:54 |
I think you and I are alright dragonzflame...how many Kiwi's/Aussies got effected by SARS? 1 New Zealander according the WHO but he/she got discharged so everythings fine for us :) |
| rachael mae. 16.10.2005 07:23 |
"A bird flu pandemic will hit Britain - but not necessarily this winter, the chief medical officer has said. Sir Liam Donaldson said a deadly outbreak would come when a strain of bird flu mutated with human flu. He told the BBC's Sunday AM show it would probably kill about 50,000 people in the UK, but the epicentre of any new strain was likely to be in East Asia." ^-^ Great.. |
| dragonzflame 16.10.2005 19:11 |
If they kept the chickens properly it wouldn't be so much of a worry. Free range eggs, anyone? |
| Fenderek 17.10.2005 04:33 |
Is fish all right? :) |
| The Mir@cle 17.10.2005 04:53 |
damn, I made a mistake again... Ignore this post please |
| The Mir@cle 17.10.2005 04:55 |
<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote:We see the same pictures here honey... Living birds being dropped in containers. Awful. But I know it's necessary.poltergeist wrote: i'm from romania and it isn't that funny anymore...yup, I know... it's not funny at all especially when they show on tv how they kill the birds... Bohemian<br><font size=1>777 wrote: So you´ll better run for your life Sonia... quick!!! ;-)Do I have to give you a map?? You know how to find the Netherlands?? ;) |
| doremi 17.10.2005 15:26 |
*chomping on a turkey leg* Sounds interesting! |
| doremi 17.10.2005 16:21 |
Hey everyone........... ........Chicken McDeathnuggets for all!!!!! |
| doremi 17.10.2005 16:25 |
You all realize that Maryland, where I live is in the heart of the USA's Delmarva Peninsula, where the majority of the USA's chicken farms are. Purdue Chicken Farms (Purdue is one of the USA's BIGGEST chicken farmers/suppliers to everyone, grocery stores, restaurants, overseas, etc), is in MARYLAND. So if anyone is F**Ked, it's me. *still chomping on fried chicken breast* Hmmm , needs a little salt. |
| Winter Land Man 17.10.2005 19:58 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: You all realize that Maryland, where I live is in the heart of the USA's Delmarva Peninsula, where the majority of the USA's chicken farms are. Purdue Chicken Farms (Purdue is one of the USA's BIGGEST chicken farmers/suppliers to everyone, grocery stores, restaurants, overseas, etc), is in MARYLAND. So if anyone is F**Ked, it's me. *still chomping on fried chicken breast* Hmmm , needs a little salt.Wrong because it dies in cooked meat. |
| KillerQueen840 17.10.2005 20:29 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: You all realize that Maryland, where I live is in the heart of the USA's Delmarva Peninsula, where the majority of the USA's chicken farms are. Purdue Chicken Farms (Purdue is one of the USA's BIGGEST chicken farmers/suppliers to everyone, grocery stores, restaurants, overseas, etc), is in MARYLAND. So if anyone is F**Ked, it's me. *still chomping on fried chicken breast* Hmmm , needs a little salt.Not really. That just means you live where the farms are. It doesn't mean you eat more chicken than the average person! 'Cos a lot of families, like mine, (excluding vegetarians-LOL) eat chicken almost every night. We can still acess chicken at our grocery stores as easily. ;-) |
| yamaha 18.10.2005 00:29 |
Arlene is making a valid point. Even though she may or make not eet mor ckikin than other people, the real fear is that the disease could mutate into a form that can be transmitted from human to human. Personally, I am calling the bluff here and now. I think I'll have chicken for reakfast tomorrow, maybe for lunch as well. I've got a hankerin' for some KFC. |
| musikal eXistenZ 18.10.2005 15:03 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: Hey everyone........... ........Chicken McDeathnuggets for all!!!!!ooh!! *gets out a bottle of honey* i likes me honey with me chicken :-P |
| doremi 18.10.2005 16:23 |
The men of America will give up their will to live! How can they watch or attend any type of SPORTS without their beloved Buffalo wings? |
| LittQueenie 18.10.2005 16:39 |
I know what Soylent Green is!!!!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That movie was wicked!!!!!!!!! :-) |
| doremi 18.10.2005 17:03 |
LittQueenie wrote: I know what Soylent Green is!!!!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That movie was wicked!!!!!!!!! :-)One of my friends saw that movie for the 1st time recently and I was glueing my mouth shut to not reveal....you know what... when she found out..she was green (no pun intended!) I've seen that movie a gazillion times, and what's truly scary, is the movie very well could happen. It's very realistic...and unfortunate. But I love the very last line of the movie, when Charlton heston is yelling at the top of his lungs....''Soylent Green Is.....'' ..well you know what it is... ;) |
| LittQueenie 19.10.2005 12:21 |
But I love the very last line of the movie, when Charlton heston is yelling at the top of his lungs....''Soylent Green Is.....'' ..well you know what it is... ;) I know....I remember the ending really well, when Charlton Heston is screaming those immortal words.....funny memory, my dad used to tease me about that when I was younger..he used to say those lines with the "last word" all the time to me - hysterical! Do you remember when Saturday Night Live made fun of that famous line? Good stuff. And, I agree, that very well could happen. Again, I say, EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! :-) |
| doremi 19.10.2005 13:25 |
Care for a saltine? Maybe a Ritz? :-) |
| carboengine 19.10.2005 13:35 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: First Oprah and vegetarians gave all us red bloooded beef eaters shit saying we would die of mad cow disease anf to give up eating beef...and instead... ...eat good old safe chicken and turkey. Now, health experts in the U.S. say that eating poultry may not be safe. Vegetables already are known to have life threateninf E-coli. Soon we'll only be able to eat.... ..........Soylent Green!........ ....(FYI, we who have seen the film know what Soylent Green in, but you who have not, are in for one hell of a surprise!) LOL!Soylent green. That's hilarious! What was the last line of the movie as they carted him away: "SOYLENT GREEN ....." |
| carboengine 19.10.2005 13:41 |
carboengine wrote:Oops, I shouldn't have given it away. Can someone delete my post, please!Arlene R. Weiss wrote: First Oprah and vegetarians gave all us red bloooded beef eaters shit saying we would die of mad cow disease anf to give up eating beef...and instead... ...eat good old safe chicken and turkey. Now, health experts in the U.S. say that eating poultry may not be safe. Vegetables already are known to have life threateninf E-coli. Soon we'll only be able to eat.... ..........Soylent Green!........ ....(FYI, we who have seen the film know what Soylent Green in, but you who have not, are in for one hell of a surprise!) LOL!Soylent green. That's hilarious! What was the last line of the movie as they carted him away: "SOYLENT GREEN ....!" |
| bohemian 11513 19.10.2005 13:41 |
Bring on the chicks... before it´s too late!!! :-) |
| carboengine 19.10.2005 13:42 |
Eat eggs now! |
| LittQueenie 19.10.2005 16:21 |
carboengine wrote:I cannot believe you gave it away!!!!!!!!! Soylent Green is _____________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another EEEEWWWW...... :-)carboengine wrote:Oops, I shouldn't have given it away. Can someone delete my post, please!Arlene R. Weiss wrote: First Oprah and vegetarians gave all us red bloooded beef eaters shit saying we would die of mad cow disease anf to give up eating beef...and instead... ...eat good old safe chicken and turkey. Now, health experts in the U.S. say that eating poultry may not be safe. Vegetables already are known to have life threateninf E-coli. Soon we'll only be able to eat.... ..........Soylent Green!........ ....(FYI, we who have seen the film know what Soylent Green in, but you who have not, are in for one hell of a surprise!) LOL!Soylent green. That's hilarious! What was the last line of the movie as they carted him away: "SOYLENT GREEN IS _________!!!" |
| doremi 19.10.2005 16:25 |
How could you give it AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .........CarboEngine, we can't delete your post. Only you can edit or delete your own post......... ....QUICKLY undo the deed as MILLIONS of people around the globe who are on Queenzone will forever have their dreams shattered by knowing the ending................. No one can KNOW what Soylent Green is till the END of the movie!!!!!!!!!!! Go back to your post, click on edit, and EDIT the post, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........Litt Queenie.......edit your post too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... People MUST NOT know what Soylent Green is! :D :-) |
| LittQueenie 19.10.2005 17:16 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: How could you give it AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .........CarboEngine, we can't delete your post. Only you can edit or delete your own post......... ....QUICKLY undo the deed as MILLIONS of people around the globe who are on Queenzone will forever have their dreams shattered by knowing the ending................. No one can KNOW what Soylent Green is till the END of the movie!!!!!!!!!!! Go back to your post, click on edit, and EDIT the post, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........Litt Queenie.......edit your post too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... People MUST NOT know what Soylent Green is! :D :-)Okay, okay Arlene!! :-) *going to go edit post so people will not find out what Soylent Green is...* *fingers flying quickly* :-) |
| doremi 19.10.2005 17:41 |
......Litt Queen, please ALSO delete it from YOUR copy of CarboEngine's post that is WITHIN YOUR post too!.......... ....CarboEngine...please edit/delete what Soylent Green is!!!!!AHHHHHHH....... The secret of Soylent Green must be kept for all people to learn of by watching the movie!!!!! |
| carboengine 20.10.2005 00:55 |
I apologize, I apologize, I apologize. I honestly had never met ANYONE who had seen that movie or wanted to see that movie. I have corrected two of my entries, and I hope LittQueenie will correct the entry that had my original mistake in it. Is there anything else I should do? I did not know we could edit our pieces, so I guessed on the first symbol. What is the second symbol for? |
| doremi 20.10.2005 13:13 |
CarboEngine and Litt Queen Thanks. Now the secret of Soylent Green is safe, until people see the end! Boo ooh ha ha! |
| LittQueenie 20.10.2005 13:54 |
Oh I must go pick one up or order one right away!!! :-) |
| carboengine 20.10.2005 16:22 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: CarboEngine and Litt Queen Thanks. Now the secret of Soylent Green is safe, until people see the end! Boo ooh ha ha!Whew! I'm glad to see the reversal worked! The secret is saved!!! |
| doremi 20.10.2005 19:08 |
Hey CarboEngine and LittQueenie.... I'm having a party tonight and the main snack is cheese and crackers! ;-) |
| doremi 20.10.2005 19:12 |
Barry © wrote: Get your bird-flu masks here, lol linkI don't believe people are already taking financial advantage of this hideous dangerous disease. Barry, want to get in on my new business of a human, bird flu disease/germ washing chamber! Buy 2 for the price of one $2,000 discounted this week only to $666. (get it!) |
| carboengine 21.10.2005 01:29 |
Hmmm, what color are the crackers? |
| Knute 21.10.2005 02:42 |
I find it slightly disturbing that so many of you are laughing this off as though a flu pandemic can never happen again. In fact it's really a question of when it will happen again, not if. Don't get me wrong, I sure as fuck don't want a influenza virus that destroys my lungs, but our civilization is primed for a catastrophic event and it wouldn't take much for a hearty, many-times mutated and highly contagious virus to spread throughtout the entire planet's population like wildfire. I don't know if this particular strain is a good canidate or not, but I sure don't feel comfortable pooh-poohing mother nature's ability to wipe out a good percentage of us if it was so inclined. I'm certain something like this is going to happen, I just don't know if it will be in my lifetime or not. It seems we have something like this coming to us. We've lived out of balance with nature a long time and we've done a lot of damage to our ecosystems. Anyways, I hope this flu virus don't jump to us and take off. |
| Bob The Shrek 21.10.2005 03:44 |
Whilst is is encouraging to see so many Governments taking action, like stockpiling vaccines and culling infected flocks, we should try to keep some perspective on this situation. Bird Flu has killed 60 people - hardly a pandemic. |
| carboengine 21.10.2005 12:34 |
Knute wrote: I find it slightly disturbing that so many of you are laughing this off as though a flu pandemic can never happen again. In fact it's really a question of when it will happen again, not if. Don't get me wrong, I sure as fuck don't want a influenza virus that destroys my lungs, but our civilization is primed for a catastrophic event and it wouldn't take much for a hearty, many-times mutated and highly contagious virus to spread throughtout the entire planet's population like wildfire. I don't know if this particular strain is a good canidate or not, but I sure don't feel comfortable pooh-poohing mother nature's ability to wipe out a good percentage of us if it was so inclined. I'm certain something like this is going to happen, I just don't know if it will be in my lifetime or not. It seems we have something like this coming to us. We've lived out of balance with nature a long time and we've done a lot of damage to our ecosystems. Anyways, I hope this flu virus don't jump to us and take off.I have been a weekly reader of The New Yorker magazine for years. It has the most extraordinary in-depth factual articles from a wide variety of sources in each piece. Its two-part section on global warming was chilling, and its article on bird flu was frightening as well. SARS affected relatively few people because of the outstanding response of the scientific communicable disease control and prevention experts worldwide. No, I don't take bird flu lightly. My understanding is that viruses in poultry have never "mutated" to humans before, and what with birds' migratory patterns and droppings, it is a real threat. Because of international travel, the world is a small place when it comes to transferring diseases. Tuberculosis is on the rise in the USA because of that, and recently we have had four cases of polio discovered in a small town in Minnesota, USA. If we didn't have humor around, no matter how misplaced, I would go insane. |
| dragonzflame 21.10.2005 18:00 |
This is a very good argument for free-range poultry farming. Free-range poultry are allowed to scratch around in the dirt and build up natural immunity to things like this, whereas chickens kept in appalling barn conditions are far more likely to spread it between each other and because there are so many of them it'll be harder for the 'farmers' to catch infected birds in time. In this case, I suggest everyone boycotts the battery farming industry and only buys free range chicken and eggs. The added bonus is that they taste much better and the egg yolks are much brighter. |