I gave Freddie the prize he kept asking for.
I also brought Leroy Brown back to him, as requested.
After that I tied my mother down, locked my Dad outside, and took my younger brother swimming with a brick. That didn't go down too well especially as the payoff was that I had to give Fred all my love that night.
So I told Fred that I loved him with all my heart, thinking that would suffice, but bloody Rog insisted that I attack from the rear! This caused Fred to chime-in, exhorting me to get down and make love, so with two Queen members urging me to do so, I had no choice but to put on my postman hat and deliver Fred that letter.
Oh the memories.
I sat on a fence once.. but strangely enough, it worked!
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I've practiced Mother Love. Several times. Now The Hero came into my life to put himself In Charge of my Heart. I don't go around there Stealin' Feelings to people. That's why I Need your loving tonight.
Promise me you won't try suicide.
You don't fool me, you want to be My Kinda Lover.
Let me entertain you... you take my breath away all the time.
Call me.
Cheers.
Mr. Tampon Tea.
Mr. Tampon Tea<br><font size=1>Sexy trader. wrote: I've practiced Mother Love. Several times. Now The Hero came into my life to put himself In Charge of my Heart. I don't go around there Stealin' Feelings to people. That's why I Need your loving tonight.
Promise me you won't try suicide.
You don't fool me, you want to be My Kinda Lover.
Let me entertain you... you take my breath away all the time.
Call me.
Cheers.
lol about the mother love bit, that's funny
wait...My Kinda Lover...that was Billy Squier, if i remember correctly. Where does he fit into this lol
But yeah, i know how you feel. I went to this Party with my Sweet Lady, but some Tenement Funster put me Under Pressure. I pulled out my gun, but I Misfired and hit the White Queen.
Boy, she almost had a Sheer Heart Attack.
Never have I seen a Fat Bottomed Girl Go Crazy during a Seaside Rendezvous. Should've told her not to Lose her Head. Or at least to Play The Game and stop being such a Great Pretender. It's A Hard Life, I tell you!
I guess i shouldn't Try So Hard next time, or i'll surely Bite The Dust In Only Seven Days...I need The Miracle!
Mr. Tampon Tea<br><font size=1>Sexy trader. wrote: I've practiced Mother Love. Several times. Now The Hero came into my life to put himself In Charge of my Heart. I don't go around there Stealin' Feelings to people. That's why I Need your loving tonight.
Promise me you won't try suicide.
You don't fool me, you want to be My Kinda Lover.
Let me entertain you... you take my breath away all the time.
Call me.
Cheers.
lol about the mother love bit, that's funny
wait...My Kinda Lover...that was Billy Squier, if i remember correctly. Where does he fit into this lol
I guess he meant Your kind of lover from Freddie's solo album Mr Bad guy.
I once took a vacation just south of the Seven Seas of Rhye where I met this person in Only Seven Days. She became the Love of My Life but when it was time to leave I wanted her to come with me. She said that Leaving Home Ain't Easy and she didn't want me to go. She became very depressed and I told her to Keep Yourself Alive. I expressed that our fate was In The Lap Of The Gods. It was a match Made In Heaven. Turns out she was a Hungarian transvestite and I became very enraged. So with a Flick Of The Wrist, I destroyed the place. Now their All Dead, All Dead and I was quickly arrested. Now I'm The Loser In The End........Funny How Love Is.
haven't been 'sleeping on the sidewalk' yet
made sure that when i've got 'good company' i usually 'get down, make love' but if the company is too good then 'don't stop me now' from 'coming soon'. when that happens i feel 'all dead, all dead' and she usually says 'who needs you' whips out her 'machines' and starts to 'play the game'. this puts me 'under pressure' to make the 'love of my life' scream 'gimme the prize'...by this time 'i'm going slightly mad' with a 'sheer heart attack' as she'll usually come 'dead on time' 'in only seven days'
lol that's funny
You guys are Good Company, you know that?
I look around on the board, and all I hear is Radio Ga Ga, because there's so many of our Dear Friends Going Slightly Mad, and it's causing a Scandal!
I mean, come on; Is This The World We Created?
Well, Friends Will Be Friends. You know what they say, If You Can't Beat Them...
but The Show Must Go On. Things will have to get better Some Day, One Day you'll see...
Until then, I'll have to keep Sleeping On The Sidewalk.
Wow, I should lie down and See What A Fool I've Been. All this ranting has Blurred my Vision...