Arghhhh! Swab that deck and get me a pint while me parrot, Crapper, and aye have us a swig of this fine ale!
Where's me cutlass? My beard needs a trimmin!
Since I be the lone female pirate of the seven seas, Blackbeard (yes, women have beards too!) :) aye saucy humor have aye!
Ah as aye were a sayin, bein the Captain of the cursed Jolly Roger..Me and me mates have set sail to the forbidden island known as...''Lost'', where some people have been cast about in the Bermuda Triangle by some unholy device called a plane.
We have heard of these castaways and wish to explore their settlement to see if there be treasure about and if these cast aways might a be interested in joining the Jolly Roger.
We be a offerin wenchin, drinkin, and fun to be had for all!
The Jolly Roger Rules The 7 Seas! ARRGGHH!!
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: Since I be the lone female pirate of the seven seas, Blackbeard (yes, women have beards too!) :) aye saucy humor have aye!
arrrggghh!! what be ye talkin bou' woman? I be female too. yarr, I challenge you to a swordfight!! yaaarrr me mateys!!!
Aye...get out your cutlass and prepare to duel with Blackbeard! Winner gets this fine barrell of black rum from Jamaican Pirate Scab! Fine friend and foe Scab be! Might you be interested in a meetin Scab...he be lookin to court other female wenchin pirates and a finer swordsman and drinker ye never find.
Oh shit, I keep'n forgettin' this bleedin' day, arrrh.
*gets twenty gold for the Sailors Code...because I lost an arm..it's true. It's like parle in Pirates of the Carribean..read a book!*