"I like to ridicule myself, I don't take myself too seriously. I wouldn't wear these clothes if I was serious. The one thing that keeps me going is that I laugh at myself."
AND "The reason we're successful darling? My overall charisma, of course!"
"The demand for us to tour is getting to be a pain in the ass!"
"After three albums, people thought we were driving around in Rolls-Royce's already."
"Pp... P... Please welcome - Metallica!!!"