Hey guys, I was just pissing while taking my dog for a piss...man he ran, and it took the piss out of me. I smell like piss.
Anyway-
1) Why didn't Queen call themselves King?? King is better.
2) Why did Roger use 2 drumsticks? if he's that good, wouldn't 1 be enough?
3) I sent away for a Brian May guitar that was hand crafted in Vietnam, and I can't get this son of bitch to sound anything like Brian's live rig.... and I don't think putting the other 3 strings on is going to help either.
4) Why are the remaining members of Queen getting older? thats dumb.
5) I heard one time that Roger made his dick dissappear inside Rufus's babysitter.... does Roger know magic, or is he just lucky?
6) Why did Brian decide to be so tall?
7) Sometimes Freddie acted gay near Jim Hutton.... what was up with that?
8) I heard Freddie got hit in the head during dodgeball, and thats what turned him gay...is this true?
Please confirm these, I got to take a piss.