| Penetration_Guru 09.08.2005 17:31 |
As I've lost the ability to find any other internet sites for myself. Thanks awfully |
| Erin 09.08.2005 18:31 |
BREAKING NEWS....Penetration Guru is a buttmunch...hehehe |
| My Melancholy Blues 09.08.2005 19:42 |
How about the news that Space Shuttle Discovery and its seven astronauts returned to Earth safely on Aug. 9th? |
| Lisser 09.08.2005 21:28 |
My belly hurts. |
| Shay 09.08.2005 22:23 |
--NEWS FLASH-- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! |
| Saint Jiub 09.08.2005 22:27 |
and no is not an option for PG... Dark or Arlene? |
| My Melancholy Blues 09.08.2005 23:59 |
The cost of gasoline is the highest nowadays, which is one of the most unpleasant news to me, cuz my car eats much gasoline... |
| KillerQueen840 10.08.2005 00:03 |
My brother is eating steak. It's past midnight. I think that's weird. And, I just changed my profile pic. ^.^ |
| deleted user 10.08.2005 00:11 |
I can't fart. Need some advice. Call this number: 0098 3575 9785924 Cheers. Mr. Tampon Tea. |
| Penis - Vagina 10.08.2005 08:31 |
I just saved a ton of money on my chicken dinner by switching to gecko. |
| Bob The Shrek 10.08.2005 08:37 |
Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika has ordered the immediate suspension of the controversial privatisation of the state-run telecommunications firm. "One or two issues need to be clarified" before the Malawi Telecommunications Limited (MTL) is sold, the president's office said. The suspension comes after directors raised objections to the sale. Ken Msonda, who heads the board of directors, said the price officials set for the firm was not high enough. "The proposed price of $30.7m (£17m) for MTL is too low to match the value of the firm's assets, projects and its viability," he said. (not sourced from MOJO magazine) |
| Sonia Doris 10.08.2005 09:05 |
Cultural Diversity A French bus line filed an unfair-competition lawsuit against a group of cleaning ladies in Moselle, who used to be customers but who recently began car-pooling to their jobs across the border at European Union offices in Luxembourg. Transports Schiocchet Excursions wants the ladies fined and their cars confiscated. And in Tokyo in July, a group of French-language schoolteachers filed a lawsuit against the city's governor (asking the equivalent of almost $100,000) for his having denigrated the French language, calling it a "failed international language." Said Malik Berkane, head of a French school in Tokyo, "(I)t's unacceptable for him to insult French in this way." [The Guardian (London), 7-11-05] [Chicago Sun-Times-AP, 7-14-05] In Kyrgyzstan (and some neighboring Central Asian countries) the pre-12th-century tribal custom of "ala kachuu" continues, in which a man reduces the time and expense of courtship by riding up on horseback to a woman, snatching her up, and taking her to his family home, where his relatives (and sometimes hers) prepare her for marriage. According to an April New York Times dispatch from Bishkek, more than half of wives are acquired by ala kachuu (although the term can also mean a more-benign "elopement"), and even some of the snatched wives eventually "consent" to the marriage. Ala kachuu has been illegal for years, but the law against it is rarely enforced. [New York Times, 4-30-05] |
| DudleyFufkin 10.08.2005 09:46 |
It has been discovered that Manchester United are shit. The discovery was made this morning after someone reviewed last seasons performance and realised they had won absolutely nothing. Even bitter rivals Liverpool managed to win the european cup last season, for the fifth time. |
| Yogurt 10.08.2005 09:57 |
I have a final exam today! *nervous* |
| The Mir@cle 10.08.2005 10:08 |
Good luck Yogi!!! Kick some asses!!! :D For the football fans here... Wanna see a great goal??: link |
| The Mir@cle 10.08.2005 10:28 |
And where did he learn that??? Ajax Ajax Ajax!!!! :P |
| PieterMC 10.08.2005 11:18 |
Iraq's porn dealers risk wrath of religious right Islamic militants threatened to kill him for it, but Abu Mustafa says it was the only way he knew to make a living in the chaos that is Baghdad today. The pornographic video salesman is among many traders caught between two faces of the new Iraq, one liberated from the state censorship of Saddam Hussein, the other gripped by religious zeal. "I am scared but what else can I do? I tried lots of other jobs. I worked in a factory, but you just can't make any money in Iraq. It's the only way to support my son," he said on Wednesday. "There is no way I am going to join the police or army because the insurgents are killing many of them every day." Relentless guerrilla violence has killed thousands of Iraqis, ravaged the economy and pushed up unemployment, forcing people like Abu Mustafa to scramble for a job. But like the tens of thousands signing up for the new, U.S. -trained police and army, selling pornography has become an especially high-risk profession in Iraq, where a religious Shi'ite-led government swept to power in January, raising fears in some quarters of an Islamic state modeled after Iran. |
| doremi 10.08.2005 11:35 |
Tuesday, August 09, 2005 Rolling Stones: George W full of shit! On their new album A Bigger Bang, the Rolling Stones are diving into the kind of political waters they usually avoid. They've recorded a song called "Sweet Neo Con" that seemingly attacks the current leadership in Washington, DC, with lines like, "You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite/You call yourself a patriot, well I think you're full of shit." Lead singer Mick Jagger intended the song to be taken exactly the way it sounds. He told Newsweek, "It is direct. (Singer-guitarist) Keith (Richards) said, 'It's not really metaphorical.' I think he's a bit worried because he lives in the US. But I don't." Also in the article, Richards and Jagger insist that they're not just going through the motions with their new album and world tour. Richards said, "I could see why some people may think we're phoning it in after all this time. But playing the music we do, and playing it with these guys, 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' can be a new song to me every night. I mean, we don't need to do it to feed our families. We don't need to do it to prove anything. And nobody wants to be the first one to get off a moving bus. You end up in the dust." He added, "It's that fascination with music that is still the core of the band. (Drummer) Charlie (Watts) sits around and talks about this fantastic (John) Coltrane solo. Thank God, it's the one thing that hasn't left us. You can get disillusioned with the state of the world, but the music's still OK." Jagger said, "Sometimes you might feel, 'Here we go again.' Feel a little cynical about it. But you get out there and it takes over." The Stones hit the road for their A Bigger Bang world tour on August 21st in Boston. The A Bigger Bang album comes out September 6th. The Rock Radio online |
| Erin 10.08.2005 11:39 |
BUSH'S SHOCKING SECRET TATTOO 'He got it in the pot-smoking '60s' By CAL RANIER PRESIDENT George Bush is hiding a shameful secret that he believes would have lost him the election if his family-values followers found out about it. The Prez is hiding a tattoo on his upper right buttock that praises pot smoking, reveals a source who was pals with young George in the wild hippie days of the 1960s and early 1970s. "It's a small tattoo of a marijuana leaf with the words, 'I love Mary Jane,' " reveals the source. 'Mary Jane' was a popular slang term for pot in the '60s." |
| PieterMC 10.08.2005 11:51 |
Did you just make that up? :-) |
| Erin 10.08.2005 11:52 |
PieterMC wrote: Did you just make that up? :-)I got it from a highly respectable news source, thank you very much...the Weekly World News..;-) |
| *goodco* 10.08.2005 15:10 |
Reuters "Penetration_Guru pulls few remaining hairs from head" ....as Arlene posts in his satirical thread regarding others chronic overposting of news items that he can find on his own. yes/no ? no/yes ? News item #2: Queen 'drags' themselves out of '84 USA market. |
| bitesthedust 10.08.2005 15:37 |
DudleyFufkin wrote: It has been discovered that Manchester United are shit. The discovery was made this morning after someone reviewed last seasons performance and realised they had won absolutely nothing. Even bitter rivals Liverpool managed to win the european cup last season, for the fifth time.LOL Dudley !!! |
| Yogurt 11.08.2005 01:01 |
The Mir@cle wrote: Good luck Yogi!!! Kick some asses!!! :DI took my Final Exam today. I don't know my grade, but I can tell you that it was EASY! Thanks for wishing me good luck. |