Hey! You can't go offending midgets like that, even if their feelings might be smaller! I have one or two midget mates, can't remember for sure, they're easy to miss. But I'm really offended for them, you bastard!
Hey now, they are not "midgets", they are "little people" and they are not attractions to be had. They are people. Two of them go to my school and they're neat people.
DudleyFufkin wrote: ah, has anyone ever seen a midget? I bloody love them. I saw one last night in the pub, he was hilarious, funniest thing i've seen all week.
LOL
can't really say i have seen them, but if they are as hilarious as you say then can't wait to meet one
Just want to say ahead of time...THIS is NOT a joke and not meant to offend or not be PC.
Apparently, midgets (some don't mind being called that..not little people) and enjoy capitalizing on people's humor about them.
In the USA, Dwarf tossing and Dwarf wrestling both male and female, are all the rage and YES I have watched it. Too whack for words, and Hilarious.
I used to work with a midget at Blockbuster video. She had the best attitude about it and would make fun of herself. She would say that if the Blockbuster thing didn't work out, she could "join the circus or something"..:-)
I have gone to a gay dance club and on two occasions have seen the same midget there. He's usually standing by the bar, letting his taller friends get drinks for him. Man, the adversity of being gay is bad enough but I feel sorry for him. I would have asked him out, but I'm 6'2'' and the height difference would have been a little weird for me.
David Jones wrote: Even Queen exploited midgets. Sorry, little people.
I think the (original) Oompa Loompas are cool...
Yep! remember the er..waiters of snow on silver plates strapped to the tops of their heads..at the infamous New Orleans Jazz Launch party.
I don't think those midgets were exploited though. They were offered the job, hired and paid..and from what I also hear in legendary lore, tipped quite well.
DudleyFufkin wrote: ah, has anyone ever seen a midget? I bloody love them. I saw one last night in the pub, he was hilarious, funniest thing i've seen all week.
Would you ever fuck one ? Imagine they would be easy to pick up and place on yer knob.
My cousin is a dwarf. She's deaf also. She's 24 (I think) and starred in a stage production of The Miracle Worker at her college, founded an organization for abused deaf women (her FIRST job, and was making- I believe- maybe $80,000/year), decided to quit her job, and move to New Zealand for a year or two- where she went sky diving, hiking, etc. Now I think she's in Puerto Rico. Or Costa Rica. Somewhere in Central or South America.
Oh yeah, AND she was on Sesame Street. Twice.
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: Tattoo, er Herve Villichaize the deceased actor I heard was married to an amazon HOT model, so apparently she liked the size of his WALLET!
I really hope you didn't remember his name off the top of your head..;-)
deleted user 13.08.2005 01:10
Just because you think a "midget" doesn't mind being made fun of, doesn't mean u should make fun of them.