To Whom It May Concern,
I do not understand why my accounts last no more than two days. I have maintained pleasant conversation on Queenzone and have never, ever said one harsh word to anyone. My mean-spirited posts were solely intended as a joke and never once poked fun at anyone else, only myself. I am tired of re-creating and re-creating profiles, as I am sure you are tired of deleting me over and over. Let's just leave it as is. Ok?
The reformed, renowned, celebrated and crowned
SA Mercury Taylor Lurex Christ Almighty Kennedy-Onasis Presley
The Dutchess of Ballyratshire
Hehehehehe. I don't think you're all that bad. Sure, you've made a few faux pas, but who hasn't around here? You're becoming a bit of a legend in my book. And such a long and extravagant name! My sisters think you're a bit nuts actually. But I think you should be given another chance, or if that fails, just come back as a new person entirely, renouncing your claim to royalty, anonymous and well-accepted. Maybe after you've been on for a long time, you can make the big reveal! Have fun with it!
Cheers my Dutchess!