Back when I was a teenager my ultimate sexual fantasy was to make out with Alicia Silverstone on a motorcycle like on the Aerosmith video for 'Amazing'.
I just read the new issue of the UK edition of Maxim Magazine, who has a GREAT section called ''What's Your favorite NON Sexual Fantasy?''
They are all hilarious and great but my favorite was one some guy emailed in to the effect of...
''I'm at a concert of the world's greatest rock band. Suddenly the lead guitarist falls ill. The vocalist yells to the audience, can anyone here play guitar? I shout out. ''I can!''. They haul me onstage, shove the guitar in my hands and I scorch through the rest of the set list as 50,000 fans scream and give ME and the band a standing ovation.
After the concert a guy in a suit with a cigar comes up to me and says, ''Son, you've got REAL talent. I'm gonna make you a star. Here's a contract for a 12 record 40 million dollar record deal''.
I loved that, bear in mind when you read it in the magazine, the word for word thind is much funnier, as are all the fantasies guys emailed in.
dragonzflame wrote: I'm boring...I never really thought about it.
I'd go for satin sheets.
Kiwi's are boring.
Melanie Lynskey is a Kiwi and she's smoking hot. Not your average hot celebrity, but she'd come across as the stereotypical shy pretty girl next door.
I have a tendency to find girls like that far sexier than those who actually try to be sexy and end up coming across as sluts.
dragonzflame wrote: I'm boring...I never really thought about it.
I'd go for satin sheets.
Kiwi's are boring.
Melanie Lynskey is a Kiwi and she's smoking hot. Not your average hot celebrity, but she'd come across as the stereotypical shy pretty girl next door.
I have a tendency to find girls like that far sexier than those who actually try to be sexy and end up coming across as sluts.
Probably for loads of naked, fit, big boobs gorge ass girls to handcuff me to the bed, strip me off and lick me and give me blowjobs and let me fondle their boobs and touch everything. And they all take it in turns to shag me!lol! That'd make me super horny!lol! Just thinking about gets me horny.