| -fatty- 2850 15.06.2005 05:36 |
After more than 10 minutes of extensive research, I have compiled a 'top 100' list of people who posted their intentions to leave the board forever, only to return shortly afterwards. Can I add at this point that I have no personal feelings towards any of the people included on this list so don't take this as an excuse to start another war. 100-12: Mike Preston in a variety of posts has announced that he will leave, never to darken the doors of Queenzone again. At the time of writing he is still one of Queenzone's most prolific posters. 11:On May 4th 2005, *JAZZ* posted a thread entitled "I'm leaving and I don't care who calls me an attention seeker." *Jazz stayed true to his or her word for a full five days before returning. 10: On October 10th 2004, Killer Queen 840 joined a boomerang like exodus with a post entitled "I too, am leaving Queenzone." Just shy of 24 hours later, Killer Queen 840 was back again. 9: The-hero managed to hold out for a mammoth 4 hours and 19 minutes after posting "bye" on May 26th. 8: At 5.00 pm on the 22nd of December 2004, Albyboy posted a heartfelt goodbye in a post entitled "To the special people I've met here". He returned 1 hour and 47 minutes later. 7. Mr Brittas was absent from the board for a total of 1 hour and 7 minutes following his last ever post "Goodbye Everybody." on the 4th of May 2005. 6: 1 hour and three minutes elapsed between the first of Ander Vorschort's leaving posts and his eventual return on the 22nd of March 2005 with a post simply enitled "Goodbye" 5: On July 14th 2005 at 3.08 pm, Bitesthedust left forever with a final post entitled "This time I'm gone", a post whose very name suggests that their had been a number of elastic like departures in the past. In less than the time it takes to eat your lunch, he/she was back again at 3.22pm. 4: It was at 10.40 am on the 23rd of April that Linda of the Valley posted "I never thought I would say this, but..." She packed her bags and headed out the door of Queenzone for the very last time. She wandered the world in search of herself for a full 12 minutes before she arrived back again. 3: It was January 8th 2005 when Mike Preston, the bounciest guy on Queenzone left for the very last time. Sure he had threatened to leave on countless occasions but when he posted a thread entitled "Guess what, This is NOT a drill, no fooloing either, bye." you just knew that we would never see his likes again. He bounced for a full 4 minutes before returning and he's still here. 2:Ander Vorschort announced that he would leave for the second time on the 2nd of May 2005 with his "I'm not coming back" post. In less than the time it takes to prepare a soft boiled egg, he returned. and now, for the moment you've all been waiting for, drum roll please... drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Fried Chicken, come on dowwwwwwn! Yes, on March 27th 2005 at 12.05pm, Fried Chicken posted "Now it's my turn to say goodbye. And less than sixty seconds later it was a case of "Now it's my turn to make a total tit of myself by saying hello again." fatty. Coming Soon, The top 100 Queenzoners who think that being gay makes you a fantastic person. |
| -fatty- 2850 15.06.2005 06:07 |
I wouldn't get too happy yet Barry, I seem to remember a few exit posts of your own. fatty. |
| dragonzflame 15.06.2005 06:08 |
I've said it before and I'll say it again: people who really, truly want to leave don't bother with goodbye posts, they just don't come back. No words, no fond farewells, they just disappear. Not for them the hoping that others will beg them to stay, not for them the "oh well you all must just hate me then." And oddly enough, most of those actually posted things worth reading. Nice to have you back! |
| Janet 15.06.2005 07:09 |
Agree with everything dragonzflame said! Nice one fatty, good to see you. :-) |
| deleted user 15.06.2005 07:19 |
Great one fatty. Are you planning to start an unannounced leaving, but fastly coming back like the Holland's ones? ;-) |
| Lisser 15.06.2005 08:47 |
I've peed myself. |
| Erin 15.06.2005 09:28 |
Lisser wrote: I've peed myself.Ewwwwww |
| Lisser 15.06.2005 09:44 |
Erin wrote:SowwwrrryyLisser wrote: I've peed myself.Ewwwwww *snort* |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.06.2005 10:06 |
I guess I should feel honored to be on the list.. although it took me a little while to understand the scope of my involvment.. :) Thanks Fatty.. |
| doremi 15.06.2005 11:32 |
LOL! |
| John S Stuart 15.06.2005 13:11 |
New in at No: 6 Posted: 6/15/2005 12:21:07 PM matthew poulter: IVE HAD ENOUGH NOW I WONT BE COMING ON THE FORUM ANYMORE I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING QUEEN SITE BUT NO ITS A COLLEGE CLASS IM OUT OF HERE IM NOT TAKING SHIT OFF SOME STUPID WANKERS Posted: 6/15/2005 12:55:18 PM matthew poulter: I DONE THAT ON PURPOSE U TWAT TO WIND U UP 31 minutes. Good job Fatty has been keeping an eye on the charts. You sir - are a new entry in at No 6. link Viva La Fatty! |
| englishyob 15.06.2005 13:25 |
heh very funny...... but i think its time i left you all goodbye forever... |
| englishyob 15.06.2005 13:25 |
no no sorry im back |
| KillerQueen840 16.06.2005 20:30 |
Eh hemmm...I have a reasonable excuse for my thread..I actually thought I was forbidden to come back by my parents after getting into a HUGE fight with them before Halloween...After they cooled down I talked with my mum for a bit and she made a deal with me that I could come back if I didn't go on AIM with Queenzoners. I know now that threads shouldn't be made if you're leaving..but I figured I mine as well to ease the curiousity (I doubt anyone would really care) and then when I was back I was so bummed out to see the Jeff (whirled peas) left. I'm not going to lie..it was a conversation my parents found me having with him that made them get so mad..and the sad thing it was nothing bad. They were just furious that I was talking to strangers. I have learned my lesson and I still miss him. Looking back on it, I'm quite embarrassed about starting that thread. I'm sorry. However, that's still not going to make me not get annoyed when I see people who are seeking attention making their own good-bye threads. |
| Yogurt 17.06.2005 06:59 |
My parents used to be over protective too, Jess. That was pretty funny, fatty. That cheered me up. |
| Fenderek 17.06.2005 07:36 |
I think I beat that 60 seconds :P |
| The Real Wizard 17.06.2005 10:39 |
Brillant. Glad to have you here, Fatty. |
| bitesthedust 17.06.2005 15:56 |
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| Sharron .G 17.06.2005 16:21 |
Freddie was love and miss you! RIP 1991 |
| The Fairy King 02.05.2006 08:03 |
Mahahaha! Nice one Fatty! |
| Munchsack 02.05.2006 08:12 |
Yeah, let's dig up really old posts. That'll make us all really really cool people. |
| FreMe 02.05.2006 08:22 |
lol |
| Carol! the Musical 02.05.2006 18:26 |
You beat me to doing that, Ravenetta! :P |
| deleted user 03.05.2006 03:29 |
I'm leaving, bye |
| deleted user 03.05.2006 03:29 |
I'm back, woho I broke the record :D |
| M a t i a s M a y 03.05.2006 04:25 |
HAHAHA IT'S GREAT! :D |
| -luke_taylor- 28432 03.05.2006 10:02 |
what the hell are doucheholes is that foreign for arseholes? |
| S@turn 03.05.2006 15:36 |
it is nice to read, but in fact sad for the ones that realy left. Indeed it are the ones who did not announce (and give hope), but just stopped and went I wish some of them should be back *sigh* |
| Nathan 03.05.2006 15:39 |
It's a nice place really. I wouldn't want to leave. It's a great place to make mates. |
| Jesspit 03.05.2006 16:45 |
Nathan wrote: It's a nice place really. I wouldn't want to leave. It's a great place to make mates.awwwwww! how sweet! <3 |
| Queen_Rox 03.05.2006 20:36 |
Okay. |
| Queen_Rox 03.05.2006 20:36 |
Sorry about the double post! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 03.05.2006 21:43 |
Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:Like the ones who steal energy domes...-Luke_Taylor- wrote: what the hell are doucheholes is that foreign for arseholes?its my own semi-clever name i made up. or hope i made up. aka douchebag+ an orephus = douchehole :) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 03.05.2006 22:05 |
Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:When you get Stadium Arcadium, Dani California is going to be dubbed over by Kanye West talking about how he should be in the bible.Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:still jealous? ;-)Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:Like the ones who steal energy domes...-Luke_Taylor- wrote: what the hell are doucheholes is that foreign for arseholes?its my own semi-clever name i made up. or hope i made up. aka douchebag+ an orephus = douchehole :) |
| Munchsack 04.05.2006 06:11 |
Queen_Rox wrote: Sorry about the double post!You will be if it happens again. |
| M a t i a s M a y 04.05.2006 12:10 |
LOL |
| deleted user 04.05.2006 15:41 |
Can someone tell me,how does Fatty know all this information?Like does he record ever conversation like a queenspotter (similar to a trainspotter) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 04.05.2006 21:23 |
Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:You'll be so mad! And you'll never listen to RHCP AGAIN!Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:oh well see about that!!!Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:When you get Stadium Arcadium, Dani California is going to be dubbed over by Kanye West talking about how he should be in the bible.Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:still jealous? ;-)Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:Like the ones who steal energy domes...-Luke_Taylor- wrote: what the hell are doucheholes is that foreign for arseholes?its my own semi-clever name i made up. or hope i made up. aka douchebag+ an orephus = douchehole :) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 05.05.2006 13:00 |
Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:Haha! Kanye West is looking for you!Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:NOOOO!!!!!!!Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:You'll be so mad! And you'll never listen to RHCP AGAIN!Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:oh well see about that!!!Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:When you get Stadium Arcadium, Dani California is going to be dubbed over by Kanye West talking about how he should be in the bible.Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote:still jealous? ;-)Ravenetta <h6> the QZ songbird</h6> wrote:Like the ones who steal energy domes...-Luke_Taylor- wrote: what the hell are doucheholes is that foreign for arseholes?its my own semi-clever name i made up. or hope i made up. aka douchebag+ an orephus = douchehole :) |
| Megamike The GREAT 06.05.2006 02:31 |
Well, I think it's time for another one of my posts.. what do ya think.. yeah.. I think so.. so.. here goes.. |
| Poo, again 06.05.2006 14:15 |
I should be on this list. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 06.05.2006 19:07 |
Mike Preston wrote: Well, I think it's time for another one of my posts.. what do ya think.. yeah.. I think so.. so.. here goes..We must save this for posterity! |