| brENsKi 28.05.2005 06:39 |
battlescene: luke takes on the Darth Vader in a saber battle............ bzzzrrrrr, bzrrrrr wwhhheerrree as they come together Darth vader whispers: DV - "ccuuucth, ffuhhhh - luke i know what you're getting for christmas" LS - "fuck off vader" more jousting....bzzzrrrrr, bzrrrrr wwhhheerrree DV - "ccuuucth, ffuhhhh - I said i know what you're getting for christmas luke!" LS - "and i said...fuck off vader" ....bzzzrrrrr, bzrrrrr wwhhheerrree DV - "ccuuucth, ffuhhhh - luke i really do know what you're getting for christmas" LS - "okay smartbollox, as it's only summer right now, how can you possibly know what i'm getting for Christmas?" DV - "because, ccuuucth, ffuhhhh young master skywanker, when i was out on the edge of the ffuhhhh galaxy, i could feel your presents" |
| The King Of Rhye 28.05.2005 07:56 |
grooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnn........... bad........but funny! |
| Sonia Doris 28.05.2005 07:56 |
lol ^_^ |
| doremi 28.05.2005 13:07 |
How very wonderfully punny! Great one! May the force be with you! :) |
| brENsKi 28.05.2005 13:32 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: How very wonderfully punny! Great one! May the force be with you! :)thanks...but Star Wars doesn't give me much material to work with...it is a kinda limited field... were the vader sounds close enough? |
| Janet 28.05.2005 14:13 |
Love the sound effects ;-) |
| doremi 28.05.2005 14:20 |
<B><font color=#ff7f00>Brenski</B> wrote:Yeah in fact I was running down to the pharmacy to get the asthma inhaler! LOL! Weeze....Arlene R. Weiss wrote: How very wonderfully punny! Great one! May the force be with you! :)thanks...but Star Wars doesn't give me much material to work with...it is a kinda limited field...were the vader sounds close enough? |
| deleted user 28.05.2005 14:20 |
quite old that one! |
| deleted user 28.05.2005 14:20 |
quite old that one! |
| brENsKi 28.05.2005 14:21 |
taylorgaga (Begg) wrote: quite old that one!it's topical, and most liked it and it did get the brenski touch... |
| doremi 28.05.2005 14:21 |
taylorgaga (Begg) wrote: quite old that one!Like Yoda, you sound! |
| brENsKi 28.05.2005 14:48 |
Arlene R. Weiss wrote:a turd in a ribbon, of shit still stinkstaylorgaga (Begg) wrote: quite old that one!Like Yoda, you sound! |
| doremi 28.05.2005 15:30 |
<B><font color=#ff7f00>Brenski</B> wrote:With you, Agree I do! Lol!Arlene R. Weiss wrote:a turd in a ribbon, of shit still stinkstaylorgaga (Begg) wrote: quite old that one!Like Yoda, you sound! |
| dragonzflame 28.05.2005 21:16 |
Luke and Obi-Wan go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant. After ordering their Peking Duck, fried rice and lemon chicken they begin to eat. Obi-Wan does this with the ease you'd expect from a Jedi knight - gracefully manuoevering rice to plate and to mouth, all without spilling a drop. Luke, however, is having a terrible time - trying to use the chopsticks with two hands and more food is going onto the table cloth than his mouth. Obi-Wan watches him sternly for a few minutes, then sighs and says, "Use the forks, Luke." Ba-dum tschh. |
| deleted user 29.05.2005 06:02 |
Funny |
| Queenleaf 29.05.2005 10:09 |
aaaaahhh |
| Mr.Jingles 29.05.2005 10:32 |
I remember back in 1999 when Episode I came out, this started going around through forwarded e-mails and Star Wars message boards. Enjoy... -------------------------------------------------- A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. - DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." - LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" - DARTH VADER: "No... I am your father!" - LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible!" - DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings... you know it to be true..." - LUKE: "NO!" - DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?" - LUKE: "Threepio?" - DARTH VADER: "Yes... Threepio... I built him...when I was 7 years old..." - LUKE: "No..." - DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp..." - LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" - DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" - LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault..." - DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go... "Poor me...my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" - LUKE: "Shut up..." - DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!" - LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon." - DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor...10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open...Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!" {Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.} - DARTH VADER: "I was wrong... You're not my kid...I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine..." {Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.} {Darth Vader looks after him.} - DARTH VADER: "Get a haircut!" |
| bassist08 29.05.2005 20:06 |
I love that Mr.Jingles!!!! LOL!!! |
| deleted user 29.05.2005 23:22 |
oh wow, that was a good laugh. I needed that |
| _amadeus_ 09.06.2005 14:51 |
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Darth Vadar? A person who when playing live goes 'Freddie, I Am Your Father' constantly! Thank ya, thank ya, I'll be here till today. |
| doremi 09.06.2005 15:33 |
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: I remember back in 1999 when Episode I came out, this started going around through forwarded e-mails and Star Wars message boards. Enjoy... -------------------------------------------------- A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. - DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." - LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" - DARTH VADER: "No... I am your father!" - LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible!" - DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings... you know it to be true..." - LUKE: "NO!" - DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?" - LUKE: "Threepio?" - DARTH VADER: "Yes... Threepio... I built him...when I was 7 years old..." - LUKE: "No..." - DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp..." - LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" - DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" - LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault..." - DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go... "Poor me...my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" - LUKE: "Shut up..." - DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!" - LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon." - DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor...10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open...Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!" {Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.} - DARTH VADER: "I was wrong... You're not my kid...I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine..." {Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.} {Darth Vader looks after him.} - DARTH VADER: "Get a haircut!"THIS IS EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!! :) |