| -fatty- 2850 06.05.2005 16:52 |
Hitman lives in a cave in the Highlands of Scotland and refuses to wear shoes. Mayboy is third in line to the throne of England. Linda Of The Valley writes the theme music for 80% of all porn films. Janet is against animal rights and refuses to use any shampoo that hasn't first been tested by rubbing it vigorously into a rabbits eyes. LiveAidQueen has six toes on her right foot. Gunpowder Gelatine writes childrens stories involving a wizard who can control the weather by farting into a magic trumpet. Mr Brittas has devoted most of his life to the extermination of Wombles and can often be found roaming Wimbledon Common with a big net and special hammer. The_Hero is a figment of Joe Pasquale's over active imagination. Miss James spent 6 years on Death Row and was once strapped in to the elctric chair and minutes from death before authorities realised their mistake. Newcastle 86! won an acadamy ward in 1998 for best supporting actor in a film that didn't star Johnny Depp. SomebodyToLoveMe was a session musician on the first four Osmonds albums. Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back. Hildur smokes too much Brian_May_Wannabe spends a lot of time sitting in a dingy bedsit watching quiz shows on a black and white television set. Taylorgaga (Begg)wants to be a traindriver when he grows up. Penetration Guru once raised over £12 for charity by walking to the moon and back on his hands. Deacon John can recite the alphabet in Gaelic backwards. Runy harbours a secret desire to have sexual intercourse with an as yet undisclosed Hollywood celebrity. Forever88 once threw eggs at the home of a woman who was mistakenly identifies as an Al Qaida terrorist by the Auchtermuchty Gazzette. Bob The Shrek has the world's largest mushroom growing in his back garden and charges site-seers £5 to have their photograph taken with it. Playful As A Pussycat likes to dress up as an 18th century gravedigger and hang around in cemetries hoping to meet interesting people. KillerQueen840 once stood waiting on a number 14 bus for 11 days only to discover that the route had been changed. Erin likes to relax by injecting heroin straight into her brain and lapsing into a coma until such time as something she wants to watch appears on television. XcessQueen is blissfully unaware of World War 2 and cannot understand why the jews have such a problem with Nazis. Archie Leach once stood in a local by-election as the candidate for the Bring Back Tiswas party. Sadly he lost his deposit and now lives in secure accomodation. Bassist08 has a birthmark that bears a striking resemblance to an all night bakery on his inner thigh. Arlene likes sailors My Melancholy Blues is one of only three people on Earth who can hold their breath for more than 8 minutes. The King Of Rhye has tiny feet and has to wear 9 pairs of socks stop his action man shoes from falling off. Kerfuffle87 was sent off during a game of football for attacking an opposing player with a sword during a tackle. Flashman has 21 children and collects over £12,000 a week in benefits Flash00 is in no way related to Flashman. Wstüssyb spent 4 years in hospital learning to walk again after a nasty accident involving an antelope and a bottle of head & shoulders shampoo. Fraz likes both tomato ketchup and salad cream on his cornflakes. fatty tells lies. |
| _amadeus_ 06.05.2005 17:06 |
You forgot me! *Sniffle* |
| -fatty- 2850 06.05.2005 17:08 |
I didn't forget you. I left you out intentionally because I have it on good authority that you are an extremely violent person who takes great pleasure in hurting fat people. |
| doremi 06.05.2005 17:21 |
"Arlene likes sailors" Damn straight! And a guy in uniform. Every port in a storm. Or is that storm in a port. All Hail the U.S. Navy, the fleet is in! Aargg. Where's me parrot!!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Oh sorry, that's be Pirates..of the Carribean. Well I do fancy Johnny Depp. |
| Forever88 06.05.2005 17:23 |
at least i cooked the eggs. |
| doremi 06.05.2005 17:24 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: Johnny Depp isn't a sailor, is he?Thats why I said... "Aargg. Where's me parrot!!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Oh sorry, that's be Pirates..of the Carribean. Well I do fancy Johnny Depp." He did make a cool and sexy pirate! And ten times more flambouyant than Freddie. Check out Depp's eyeliner...but SEXY!!!! |
| All I Hear Is Radio Gaga 06.05.2005 17:36 |
What about me? |
| newcastle 86! 16483 06.05.2005 19:41 |
actually it was 1999, a good year! |
| KillerQueen840 06.05.2005 19:48 |
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Who told you about that bus!? ;-) |
| Yogurt 06.05.2005 20:13 |
Haha! |
| newcastle 86! 16483 06.05.2005 20:18 |
i actually replaced johnny depp, in the film haaaaa heeeee! |
| Daburcor? 06.05.2005 20:35 |
As always Fatty, Funny stuff! :D |
| XcessQueen 06.05.2005 21:52 |
Interesting topic! :) |
| jericho05 06.05.2005 22:57 |
ah yeah! |
| written_in_the_stars 06.05.2005 23:51 |
FATTY !!!!! You forgot about me too... do you have anything to say about me ??? |
| Scott_Mercury 07.05.2005 00:02 |
Where the F am I??? Fatty, after that night we had in Amsterdam, where you picked us up some supposed "hotties" who turns out had a little more "under the hood" then we bargained for, I thought for sure we were dog meat. You could have used the night where you tried to get us laid by transexuals :) |
| Erin 07.05.2005 00:12 |
fatty wrote: Erin likes to relax by injecting heroin straight into her brain and lapsing into a coma until such time as something she wants to watch appears on television.I especially make sure the heroin wears off in time for "24!" |
| borisraikkonen 07.05.2005 00:19 |
where am i...??? i'm not in the set list... QUEEN FOREVER |
| queen_forever_87 07.05.2005 05:37 |
Yeah... and me... where am I... I've got a lot of strange things to talk about ;) |
| deleted user 07.05.2005 05:57 |
fatty wrote: Taylorgaga (Begg)wants to be a traindriver when he grows up.You werent lieing about me! How the HELL di you know that? and i aint joking either! Want to drive the HSTs on the East coast Main line! Jees, you should become a mind reader! |
| Fairy 07.05.2005 08:17 |
Fatty!!! You forget me, Freddie's Fairy. Kind of new here but your psychic power should allow you to know a lot about me! Fairy |
| My Melancholy Blues 07.05.2005 09:54 |
LOLLLLL!!! I'm still enjoying your post. :) I wish I could write like you... :P |
| XcessQueen 07.05.2005 10:14 |
My Melancholy Blues wrote: I wish I could write like you... :PWhy do you think you can't??? I'm sure you can! :) |
| Forever88 07.05.2005 10:42 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:...and spiced them with a pinch of oregano...Forever88 wrote: at least i cooked the eggs....and left them for two weeks before throwing them... |
| inu-liger 07.05.2005 10:42 |
You forgot me, fatty |
| ImGoingSlightyMad 07.05.2005 11:06 |
Me too! |
| Sonia Doris 07.05.2005 11:06 |
and me? |
| ægishjalmur 07.05.2005 11:29 |
Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :D |
| deleted user 07.05.2005 11:34 |
ægishjalmur wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :DYou changed your name?? |
| doremi 07.05.2005 12:33 |
Mr. X wrote: Arlene I don't want to disturb, but you wouldn't make a change with Johnny Depp. i mean you've just reached the age to be Jerry lee Lewis's wife.Hate to tell you, Jerry Lee lewis is at the least, around in his 60's or older ...What in daylight made you think I was in my 60's! Oh, woops...my dentures fell into my wheelchair.... Johnny Depp..IS my age. I'm 43. He's about that too. And BTW, I have no problem robbing the cradle if he even was a lot younger. What's good for the geese out there, is good for us ganders too, eh women of QZ. Young & Hot! Look at Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher, Charlize Theron & Justin Timberlake...Sweeeeeet!!!! |
| Janet 07.05.2005 14:16 |
I'll have you know I love all cute fuzzy woodland creatures! ;-D |
| Daburcor? 07.05.2005 15:41 |
Janet wrote: I'll have you know I love all cute fuzzy woodland creatures! ;-DEspecially the blind ones that smell like shampoo. ;) |
| Janet 07.05.2005 18:01 |
LMAO! Yep, love them the most! ;-) |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 08.05.2005 02:51 |
Wow, I was remembered - and I write kind of psychotic sounding children's books! Score! :) |
| Lisser 08.05.2005 12:07 |
Damnit. |
| deleted user 08.05.2005 14:46 |
fatty wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.I have to ask... is this just a coincidence or DID you know that I know all the words in Time Warp ?? I don't remember telling that here on Qz :S |
| deleted user 08.05.2005 14:49 |
<B><font color=salmon>:Dust:Biter:</B> wrote:No that's my sister talking.....ægishjalmur wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :DYou changed your name?? |
| deleted user 08.05.2005 17:33 |
hmmm. i see no queen 2. no matter... i'll just go into my closet for a couple of hours... (sobs uncontrollably) |
| SergeantPepperDG 08.05.2005 21:08 |
ægishjalmur wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :DHey, there is NOTHING wrong with that! I know all the words to every song in Rocky Horror by memory, and no one thinks I'M weird... |
| SergeantPepperDG 08.05.2005 21:17 |
Although, I have sort of a weird fascination of drag queens and attraction to gay men. Which is why the majority of movies I rent involve either drag queens, or guys kissing (or both). See, read this brief convo between my brother and his girlfriend: Brother: My sister wants to borrow Velvet Goldmine again. Brother's G.F.: Ahh. So she can see teh gay? Tell her there's just as much gay in this. *waves around Les Mis TAC, which is conveniently handy* Brother: I don't know. She prefers the actual gay. Brother's G.F.: Yeah, but the between-the-lines gay is so much more interesting, don't you think? Brother: True. Brother's G.F.: I mean, I don't need my homosexuality handed to me on a silver platter. Brother: ...named Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. |
| All Dead 08.05.2005 21:22 |
Hey... You learn something new everyday.. :) |
| deleted user 08.05.2005 21:40 |
"Miss James spent 6 years on Death Row and was once strapped in to the elctric chair and minutes from death before authorities realised their mistake." - That was a long 6 years, man. I have some bad memories involving women by the names of Butch and Harry. |
| Lawyeris 09.05.2005 01:53 |
so, if the statement "fatty tells lies" is true, so itself is a lie and means "fatty tells the truth and only truth":}:}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
| deleted user 09.05.2005 08:44 |
SergeantPepperDG wrote:Hey I'm a big fan of that movie too :D :Dægishjalmur wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :DHey, there is NOTHING wrong with that! I know all the words to every song in Rocky Horror by memory, and no one thinks I'M weird... (also my sister, Aegishjalmur) |
| deleted user 09.05.2005 08:44 |
SergeantPepperDG wrote:Hey I'm a big fan of that movie too :D :Dægishjalmur wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :DHey, there is NOTHING wrong with that! I know all the words to every song in Rocky Horror by memory, and no one thinks I'M weird... (also my sister, Aegishjalmur) |
| Erin 09.05.2005 09:26 |
<font color=purple>Miss James wrote: "Miss James spent 6 years on Death Row and was once strapped in to the elctric chair and minutes from death before authorities realised their mistake." - That was a long 6 years, man. I have some bad memories involving women by the names of Butch and Harry.Alink Mander...were you their beeaaatch?? Poor thing.. |
| Mayboy 09.05.2005 10:47 |
"Mayboy is third in line to the throne of England." omg my secret is out! u will now all bow before me ;-) |
| Sonia Doris 09.05.2005 11:13 |
i repet my question: and me? |
| deleted user 09.05.2005 13:10 |
It's just too devastating to talk about, Erin... *sobs* |
| ægishjalmur 09.05.2005 13:28 |
<B><font color=salmon>:Dust:Biter:</B> wrote:No, I'm not grapefruit. I'm her sister.ægishjalmur wrote: Grapefruit knows all the words to the Time Warp song but tends to fuck up the dance due to a bad back.... HAHAHA!!! That's true! At least the first part ... I don't know about the back ... I love this song !!! :DYou changed your name?? Just wanted to say something because there's nothing about me :S |
| rachael mae. 09.05.2005 13:39 |
Teehee! I gots a mention... thanks... awww.. Nath? Third in line to the throne of England? Hehe |
| geeksandgeeks 09.05.2005 16:58 |
You always forget me, fatty. Do I not exist in your universe? :) |
| bassist08 09.05.2005 18:57 |
fatty wrote: Bassist08 has a birthmark that bears a striking resemblance to an all night bakery on his inner thigh.I'm a girl... |
| bassist08 09.05.2005 19:01 |
By the way thanks for putting me on your list. I feel honored. I also know all the words to all the songs in Rocky Horror Picture Show by memory to so add me to the "freaky" list. |
| Sonia Doris 10.05.2005 04:42 |
no one loves me uuuuuuuuuuu! *starts crying* |
| deleted user 10.05.2005 16:34 |
It's just a jump tp the left..... |
| bassist08 10.05.2005 19:22 |
And then a step to the right.... |
| All Dead 10.05.2005 20:54 |
I'm glad noone knows who I am on this board... Makes things a whole lot easier on me... Kind of lonely though. |
| kerfuffle87 11.05.2005 08:42 |
lol 'Kerfuffle87 was sent off during a game of football for attacking an opposing player with a sword during a tackle.' *takes a suspicious glance behind* how did you know? ;-) |
| Sonia Doris 11.05.2005 13:22 |
<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:*takes marialvy's hand. let's start an "we're not there!" club*<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote: no one loves me uuuuuuuuuuu! *starts crying*Sonia, we got excluded :S |
| Munchsack 16.07.2005 05:41 |
Fatty, you missed a few! Munchsack likes to drink out of the toilet. Munchsack has been celibate for around 9 years. (Not by choice!) Sharon G. regularly posts interesting and insightful posts and contributes to pointful discussions. Munchsack is still looking for the website where she does this. Munchsack is merely an alternate username for Mercuryworks. Munchsack's name is derived from the German 'Mu(umlaut)nchsack' (pronounced Moonchsack) which means 'as fat as Grant McKechnie' Jim Pate has no eyebrows. |
| Munchsack 16.07.2005 05:43 |
Jim Pate is also known as Master Pate. |
| Munchsack 16.07.2005 05:58 |
Also some interesting things about the members of Queen which are little known. Freddie Mercury's original name was Faroukh Bulsara. Brian May has a lot of hair. Roger Taylor is found attractive by many women and some men too. John Deacon played bass. Freddie Mercury used to be in a band called Ibex. Brian May released some solo albums. Roger Taylor was inspired to write Radio Ga Ga by his son Felix who watched MTV. John Deacon played bass. Freddie Mercury painted the fingernails on his left hand black. Brian May is interested in astronomy. Roger Taylor disliked the sleeve of Hot Space. John Deacon played bass. Freddie Mercury wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Brian May wrote Tie Your Mother Down. Roger Taylor wrote A Kind Of Magic. John Deacon wrote I Want To Break Free. Freddie Mercury had a lot of cats. Brian May built his own guitar, called the 'Red Special'. Roger Taylor doesn't read newspapers. John Deacon played bass. |
| Suigi 16.07.2005 14:32 |
Suigi runs a Nintendo sprite comic. ... No, I'm serious! Check this out! link |
| deleted user 16.07.2005 16:13 |
The Lord Of Darkness has the best spelling of the board Headlonger is the best Queen artwork designer _Amadeus_ is shy Forever has got a wonderful life ThomasQuinn doesn't feel the intention to look smart Inu Yasha is grown-up Pim Derks is very insecure Rick has a great avator wstüssyb has a stressed life Alex Solan is a philospher Bryans Permed Poodle is intelligent Sergeant Pepper only fals for 100% straight Moslim guys Smitty Gecko is interesting Rafael owns Houston and Drammen Rip Van Winkel thinks Jefrey (Wirled Peace, Deacon Fan) is straight Plengel is a very bright persone Fried Chicken loves Pim Fortuyn Mr. Jingles is hot Arlene R. Wise is witty some facts |
| Lester Burnham 16.07.2005 16:53 |
Ahh, that's what they call me - Lester "Under The Radar" Burnham. |
| DarkQueen 16.07.2005 21:52 |
Oi!! I've been left out too!! :'( |
| The Black Queen 17.07.2005 03:33 |
You guys have way too much time on your hands. |
| DarkQueen 17.07.2005 07:14 |
The Black Queen wrote: You guys have way too much time on your hands.So do you if you just read through this thread to find out we have too much time on our hands... |
| @ndy38 17.07.2005 08:10 |
im not on the list but i dont mind... im an open book and everybody knows everything about me :D or you just don't care :P...... |
| runy 07.01.2006 14:30 |
"Runy harbours a secret desire to have sexual intercourse with an as yet undisclosed Hollywood celebrity." Hahaha... Maybe the secret celebrity is already disclosed??? I'd like to know his name! :))) |
| Sherwood Forest 07.01.2006 17:01 |
what about me fatty :((( i dont hurt people lol! |
| LiveAidQueen 08.01.2006 07:15 |
fatty wrote: LiveAidQueen has six toes on her right foot.How dare you call me out like that! |
| stateside fan 08.01.2006 07:24 |
Arlene is actually Brian May |
| Munchsack 10.01.2006 08:38 |
***Marial-B*** twice got her forefinger stuck on the * key on her keyboard. Are you happy now? |
| blerp 10.01.2006 22:26 |
Sheesh, I've never laughed so hard in my life. |
| Munchsack 11.01.2006 16:03 |
munchsacks_sister is a damn liar. Oh yes. |
| KensingtonLove (Dharankanawala) 12.01.2006 02:33 |
"ten times more flambouyant than Freddie."
My dear, NO ONE will ever be more flamboyant (or sexy)than Freddie! ;) Hello from Rai |
| flash! 28068 12.01.2006 13:19 |
KensingtonLove (Dharankanawala) wrote: "ten times more flambouyant than Freddie."My dear, NO ONE will ever be more flamboyant (or sexy)than Freddie! ;) Hello from Rai damn right! i totally agree! freddie is the king (and queen) of flamboyance! love ya darling! |
| KensingtonLove (Dharankanawala) 13.01.2006 00:48 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:damn right! i totally agree! freddie is the king (and queen) of flamboyance! love ya darling! aww love ya,dearest of dears! ;)KensingtonLove (Dharankanawala) wrote: "ten times more flambouyant than Freddie."My dear, NO ONE will ever be more flamboyant (or sexy)than Freddie! ;) Hello from Rai |