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A very drunk John: Ya know Sting(hic)If I weren't straight I'd let you try that tantric(hic)sex
thingy on me.
Sting looking at his watch: Riiight John. Oh
would you look at that. I'm running late.
Got to go. The wife is expecting me.
John:"You like my new hairdo?"
Sting: "Why do you have a birdnest for hair?"
or
John: "I don't think I can finish my drink"
Sting:"Don't look at me,ask Roger to finish it for you!'
These are great! I especially like the ones
"when you retire will you change your name to 'Stung'"
and
"How Sting got the inspiration for 'Don't Stand so Close to me'"
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: John: "Now look at that -splendid- use of contrast in the colours, and the fine precision with which the artist expresses emotion using the brush strokes (...)"
Sting: <thinks> must...survive...must..get to..exit!
John and Sting pic:
STING: Stop looking at my plunging neckline here !
Roger and John pic:
ROGER: I like to pretend that I'm a big bad boy, and I totally believe I'm the most mature member of the group
JOHN: Um... yeah, right.